All Episodes
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Episode 114: Mask Lesbians
Episode 113: Be My Kirkentine
Episode 112: Mourning 9 to 5
Episode 111: Free Appetizer
Episode 110: Narcissism on Parade
Episode 109: Best Summer Ever
Episode 108: Getting Gay to the Point
Episode 107: Pure Villain Behavior
Episode 106: This Episode Is Not A Job Offer
Episode 105: Finally Some Good F*cking Food
Episode 104: Lowkirkuinely Chinamaxxing
Episode 103: Dawson's Mansion
Episode 102: There Goes the Algorithm
Episode 101: I Will Trauma Bond Us All Right Now
Episode 100: Keeping It 100
Episode 99: Hopecore Lives
Episode 98: Absolute Cinema
Episode 97: The Life of a Shadow Banned Girl
Episode 96: If You Listen to This, You Are Gay Lmao
Episode 95: It Might Be Happening??
Episode 94: We All Know Too Much About Each Other
Episode 93: Go Girl Give Us Nothing
Episode 92: I'm Literally Just A Horse Girl
Episode 91: Zohran Pilled
Episode 90: Kendrick vs. Drake for Republicans
Episode 89: No Bummer Summer
Episode 88: Pope & Circumstance
Episode 87: Diva Down!
Episode 86: Icuntography
Episode 85: Unfriendly Fire
Episode 84: God Forbid A Woman Have Hobbies
Episode 83: Moggings, Mommy Vloggers, and Crash Outs, Oh My!
Episode 82: A Fugue State Kind of Week
Episode 81: I'm Sick of Living in Interesting Times
Episode 80: We're So Back
Episode 79: Straight to Horny Jail
Episode 78: I Hate It Here
Episode 77: Your Body, My Backyard
Episode 76: Loser on Loser Crime
Episode 75: Majoring in Yaponomics
Episode 74: Stay in Your Lane
Episode 73: Third Time's the Charm
Episode 72: Come to Brazil!!
Episode 71: Very Demure, Very Mindful
Episode 70: Better a Pig Than a Fascist
Episode 69: We're So Cooked
Episode 68: This Is Going to Ruin the Tour
Episode 67: If Being A Hater Is Illegal, Lock Me Up
Episode 66: Pandering to the Pans
Episode 65: Prepare the Digitine!
Episode 64: The Tortured Swifties Department
Episode 63: The Unbearable Meaninglessness of Memeing
Episode 62: Brain Rot is the New Black
Episode 61: Good News for People Who Love Bad News
Episode 60: Stuck in the Middleton With You
Episode 59: Weekend at Kate's
Episode 58: Why Men?
Episode 57: Main Idiot Syndrome
Episode 56: Late Stage CapiTayism
Episode 55: The One Where We Learn About Megan's Law
Episode 54: None of My Business
Episode 53: A Big Week For Tunnels!
Episode 52: Motherless, But Mothering Nonetheless
Episode 51: Putting A Flower Crown On Serial Killers Harms Absolutely Nobody
Episode 50: Be Gay Do Crime
Episode 49: Hot Pocket Takes
Episode 48: You Really Thought You Ate
Episode 47: r/nosleep Til Brooklyn
Episode 46: The Anne Rice Lore Extravaganza
Episode 45: The Girls Are Fighting
Episode 44: Ma'am, This Is a Wendy’s
Episode 43: Feeling Pumpkin Spicy
Episode 42: I'm Not Like Other Girls, I'm Worse
Episode 41: Clout Demons
Episode 40: Frankely, You Disgust Me
Episode 39: Bottom of the Barrel
Episode 38: 100% That B*tch
Episode 37: Low Stakes, High Tea
Episode 36: Parasocial Activity
Episode 35: Xtremely Close and Incredibly Barbie
Episode 34: Toxic Gossip Train
Episode 33: SS Dumpster Dive
Episode 32: The Taylor Swift Episode (Hannah's Version)
Episode 31: Read to Filth
Episode 30: The K Word
Episode 29: Mommy Issues
Episode 28: She’s Everything, He’s Just Ken
Episode 27: Everything Happens So Much
Episode 26: Welcome to Pity City
Episode 25: Love Is Dead
Episode 24: Scandoval!
Episode 23: Scammer Adjacent
Episode 22: The Mario Effect
Episode 21: Act Your Wage
Episode 20: A Messy B*tch Who Lives for Drama (and Animal Facts)
Episode 19: A Little Homo, As A Treat
Episode 18: Falsie Advertising
Episode 17: We Need to Talk About Logan
Episode 16: The Smolest Bean
Episode 15: Fs in the Chat for 2022