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Thank God you're not my child..!
by Donna Kay Miether
Heyhey Welcome to THANK GOD YOU'RE NOT MY CHILD..! Where I talk about WHATEVER I WANT.... The means, WHAT THE FUCK has happened to people these days.? Respect no longer is popular.... So LET'S CHAT....
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Our lives must include FUN..! How do you add FUN..?
Life must have fun, or you will disappear into a darkness of poop... Yes, I truly believe that. This episode, I talk about the different ways we've learned over the years to have good, godly fun. The memories these fun activities create are glorious. Maybe you need to go buy 3,000 plastic forks or go swimming at night. We can have fun while living a life that will get hard sometimes. So, let us GO HAVE FUN!Thank you for all the emails; they help my days go by faster. Remember, the email has changed: [email protected] follow all my socials! Thank God you're not my child! You can also give a 5-star review... YOU CAN DO IT!Go ahead, GO FIND FUN!
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Searching for pure God joy... How does a person know if their joy is true God joy..?
This week after singing horribly I turned that into yakking about finding pure God joy.. I understood that pure God joy doesn't come from things.. It took me years to figure this out.. Lets chat about finding God Joy without our stuff.. We can do this. Let us pray and get started.. Thank you to all my stalkers (Followers) you emails and messages make my long days funny and interesting.. Please email @ [email protected] will be mailing stickers tomorrow should be to you guys in 2 weeks... lol SLOW SNAIL MAILFollow all socials ; Thank God you're not my Child..!
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Why do you do..? Seriously, let us check ourselves..
Looking back on my daycare years, I had to remember why did i do any of that stuff.. Every child I loved on was to make their lives happier.. Teach them JOY through Jesus.. I yak about my struggles to not close to help out the church or help out other people in need. I was serving God through my daycare. So know without that said purpose, where should i go..? That is the question. Most likely the same question you have been wondering.. What does God want me to do now.. I am challenging myself into checking all my actions with God.. DO THIS WITH ME... #whydowedo Only JesusThank you for all the emails. You guys crack me up.. my email address is [email protected] follow all socials @ Thank god you're not my Child..!
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Why Anxiety hits so hard..? Lord only knows..
Trying to live like Jesus wants us to can be hard. This world throws curveballs, but this episode dives into navigating anxiety while staying true to my faith. We'll explore how daily life can feel overwhelming and find solace in God's word together.A huge thank you to everyone who's been sending emails – they're a lifesaver! My email address has changed to [email protected]. I'm currently working on a listener's episode, so keep those emails coming!And please follow me on all my social media platforms: Thank God you're not my Child!
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What if, you stopped overthinking..? I said that, Give it all to GOD...
Overthinking takes center stage today as I share personal reflections on how it can lead us down dark paths. I've seen it firsthand, trapping me in cycles of anxiety. However, I believe that surrendering our worries to faith and unconditional love can bring profound peace. There's nothing to lose by embracing this path. I encourage you to listen, reflect, and join me in this journey toward inner calm and spiritual growth.Thank you to all my new followers! This podcast is a fun journey, and I appreciate all the "Stalkers" who support me. If you haven't already, please follow! @ Thank God you're not my child!If you have stories to share, please email them to [email protected].
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Keep the EVIL out of your LIFE...
My mind has been blown! I've always wondered why non-believers celebrate Christmas or Easter? I think I finally get it. In this episode, I'll be discussing this, along with a little Halloween talk. We'll also explore learning how to keep my eyes on Jesus instead of worldly things or ideas. Listen and let me know your thoughts! This is going to be FUN... I love FUN.Thank you for the emails. The next listener stories episode will be all about SWEETNESS. Please follow all my socials: Thank God you're not my Child! Email: thequeenofcrazyhouse2gmail.com
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Go find your CHALLENGE..! SERIOUSLY Never to late..
Following directions as a 6-year-old with ADHD was a blast. I hated gym class, but it taught me that I needed a list or a challenge at all times. In this episode, I chat about my workout and weight loss challenges, and how I keep going after getting two new knees. This has been a tough challenge, but I think it will be my best one yet. My life living on a family compound is getting really interesting. Dealing with death and moving has made this month of March hard, but only with God's love are we moving forward. So, what is your challenge?Thank you for all the emails! I'm in the process of returning emails and mailing stickers out. I WILL and I CAN!Email: [email protected] all socials: Thank God you're not my child...?
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The Yodeling Pickle... Family Does Change.... GET READY... LET THE FUN BEGIN
Family compound yes that is what I said.. I never thought I would be living on one. Best RETIREMENT Ever. Life is definitely different with multiple families on same property. We have had Many laughs with many more ahead. praying our way through our days... Not to mention The Yodeling Pickle Thing... Thank you for the sweet emails.. Sorry about my Week off.. Life got real... remember email has changed.. [email protected] New Stickers Are here... email for 1... Seriously
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"When your sin comes to LIFE, do you have enough God stored up to fight It..?"
Do you truly dedicate your entire life to God? I believe we should all examine ourselves first. Looking back, I know that hidden box was completely black. It took my sin coming to life with temptation, and I failed. I definitely didn't have enough God. The more God I put into my life, the less I want and crave those things. Don't get me wrong, temptations still come. Do you have enough God stored up to fight that temptation? How are you keeping that craving away? Remember, we can't see God in people; we need to see God fruit. Saying you're a Christian or a Jesus believer... there will be God fruit. So, watch around you. Look for that God fruit, and if you don't see enough, add some. Go ahead, I challenge you.Thank you for all the emails. Yes, Vegas was a blast! We're planning our next trip. Maybe up north, who knows?Please follow all my socials: Thank God you're not my child..!Email: [email protected]
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Be careful little eyes what you see..! The Father Up Above... LOVEs YOU
Convictions are the name of the game this week! Helping others can lead to some serious life lessons. I'll share a story about how my well-intentioned actions, fueled by ignorance, had a life-altering impact. We also had some eye-opening Vegas experiences that reinforced my convictions. The key is to slow down, listen carefully, and follow the guidance you receive from God ... #dottheendThanks to everyone who sends emails – they really brighten my day!Don't forget to follow the podcast and connect with me on Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok. You won't believe what's happening at the Sphere in Vegas – it's truly something! If you want to see a BLOODY EYEBAWL on THE SPHERE...? Go find my TikTok.. Thank god you're not my Child..! Follow all my socials @ Thank God you're not my Child!Email me at [email protected]
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When God says Go, JUMP... GO.... Then Follow His Directions...
I previously believed that relocating from one town to another was challenging. However, after many years of moving, I have come to realize that it is the people we leave behind that we truly miss. When God granted me what I had been praying for, I accepted it without hesitation. God gave me Mr. cLIFT... I truly do not feel worthy of such a wonderful man. I know he is a gift from God. I have never listened to and followed His Word as readily as I have now. Looking back, it is truly remarkable. God is good. I find myself pondering what the future holds. While it has only been three years since I've lived here, I feel prepared for the next chapter in my life. I believe I am ready. God has great plans for me. I am confident in this. Therefore, I will patiently wait upon God, studying His word until He calls me forth, hopefully to meet new people.Thank you for all the emails. Please be aware that my email address has been updated to [email protected] follow me on all my social media platforms.Thank God you're not my Child..!
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Have you drawn your line in the sand..? Guess What No Stone was thrown..
This world can drive a person crazy. I think we have forgotten that wrong is wrong. I remember my parents always saying, "Two wrongs don't make a right." It's the most honest statement ever. I had to draw a line in the sand and ask God to save me. He did, and He does every day, as long as you have that line and remember you want to be on God's side of it. Leave your sins, even the hidden ones, under the line and wipe them away forever. God will, and God has. So, get your line drawn. Do it. Challenge yourself to become a better person through God, not the world's views. The world will lead you to hell. I said what I said.Thank you for the messages; the new email must have worked. I have lots more coming! WOOOOHOOOOEmail: [email protected] all my socials! Thank God you're not my child..!Do it already... 5-star review because I HAVE gotten better..Thank you... Stickers are here!
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Make that BLACK BOX clear, Give ALL TO GOD..!!
This episode explores the challenges of confronting hidden sins and opening oneself to God. I once believed that holding onto these secrets was a sign of faith, but I've since discovered the transformative power of honesty and vulnerability. We all carry our own "black boxes," and I discuss practical ways to ensure we move forward, rather than backward, on life's rollercoaster. Let God into every part of your life, making it clear.Thank you to everyone who has reached out via email. Your support means the world to me. I am updating my email address to [email protected] my social media channels: Thank God you're not my child!New stickers are available. Use the new email address: [email protected]
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GET READY Stories for some POSITIVE FUN stories . Preschool trough books can bring crazy learning fun and memories..
I've been feeling the negativity in the world lately, and it was starting to consume me. Last night, while watching a movie with my husband, I realized how harsh my thoughts and words had become. I turned to God for guidance, and he reminded me of the wonderful memories I have teaching my "little stalkers." This episode features five stories from my time teaching preschool, using books as a springboard. These stories, while initially feeling like life failures, ultimately became positive and laughable moments, and I think you'll enjoy hearing them.The five books I discuss are:1. The Wonky Donkey by Craig Smith2. Where Do Balloons Go? by Jamie Lee Curtis3. Legend of Rock Paper Scissors by Drew Daywalt4. Runaway Booger by Matt Richtel5. The Most Magnificent Thing by Ashley SpiresGo search for them and make your world a little more positive!Thank you for all the emails. If you're waiting for a reply, please check your spam folders.Email: [email protected] follow us on social media: Thank God You're Not My Child!
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SNOWMAGEDDON 2026 "It's a SNOW DAY Claire anything can happen..!" #iykyk
Snow Day with Chevy Chase (2000) – if you haven't watched that, are you even human? This hilarious movie perfectly captures the essence of a real snow day. I discuss my personal love-hate relationship with snow, sharing how I, despite not being a snow enthusiast, make sure my kids (and now my dogs and mother-in-law!) experience the magic of a true winter wonderland. This episode marks my first time with furry co-hosts – my dogs! We're braving the elements and recording outside – why not? Let's create some unforgettable memories!Thank you to everyone who emails; your messages keep me motivated! Share your stories with me at [email protected], please follow my socials – stalk me! lololThank God you're not my child!
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Follow the rules..! Get your head out of your BOOTY.. Seriously..!
I think I was born with the God Rules. As far back as I know I understood THE RULES, Godly Rules. I also understood that I was braking Godly Rules throughout my little life. Why do so many people ignore the rules? When did people start to think the law doesn't apply to them.. Get your head out of your ass, people. Follow the Rules.. Even Jesus followed the laws of the land.. I go straight to God for my answers.. Defiantly messed that up many times in my life. Let us #dobetter .. God first is the only way.Thank you for all the messages... Yes I Got your email D-man...Follow all social's : Thank God you're not my Child..! Email : [email protected]
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TIME is all we want.. Where Do you spend your time..?
Time is our most precious resource. Consider with whom you choose to spend yours. Upon reflection, I recognize that my past choices were not always the most beneficial. Since my retirement, I have come to realize the extent to which I have squandered my time on less-than-desirable pursuits. The periods when I had faith as my guiding principle were undoubtedly the happiest. My life is greatly enhanced when I dedicate my best moments to my faith. Therefore, I will make thoughtful decisions about how I allocate my time. Are you seeking attention, or simply time? Thank you for your kind messages regarding Mr. Clift; he is doing well. We have adopted healthier habits, including improved dietary choices and increased physical activity. Please follow us on social media: "Thank God you're not my child". New stickers have been ordered, and I will mail them out as soon as they arrive.
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Yesterday Is DEAD..!
Yesterday is no more. This is how I choose to move forward. The friendships that did not continue into this season are sad. Only God could guide me through this new chapter. This New Year, let us choose to leave the negative aspects of the past behind and start anew. Can you do the same? I am moving forward with God's help. A fresh start for the New Year. Why not?Thank you for all the emails and messages. Evan, also known as Mr. Clift, is out of the hospital and doing well. Please direct all emails to [email protected] apologize for the length, but I hope you find it worthwhile.Please follow our social media accounts: Thank God you're not my Child!
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What does The Grinch, 500 Candy Canes, and Midnight have in common..? Wonderful Memories ..!
Some days can bring sadness when we remember the changes life has brought. Our cherished holiday traditions may no longer be present. I have chosen to focus on and remember the positive memories. This episode features some heartwarming and humorous recollections that sustain me. I focus on overlooking any negative occurrences and embracing the good. From a special phone call on Christmas Eve to finding 500 candy canes in the grass, these are stories I believe everyone should experience. New memories will be created, so let us keep our hearts and minds open to them. We must cherish and fight for the good memories, as they are all we have in the end.Thank you for all the emails, including a few that were quite shocking. For inquiries, please email: [email protected] us on all social media platforms: Thank God you're not my child..!
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You kids need both parents... Married, Divorced, or Single Get over yourself , ALREADY..!
Co - Parenting seriously People need to learn how to think about their child and not their feelings of JELOUSLY . Just because you divorce your Baby Daddy or Baby Momma doesn't mean your child should hear your SHIT... You will always be a parent..!! I realized that my Mom when I was growing up was THE ROCKSTAR of co- parenting. Was..! I learned though my divorces that THE KIDS need us together even if we are not married.. Daycare taught me how to o-parent with many crazy people.. KIDS DERSERVE MORE I knew the daycare parents that were cheating, nasty or just wanted the best for their kids.. Stories form 3 daycare Families that we off on this... Just laugh NO NAMES... #youknowwhoyouare Thank you for all the emails Email at : [email protected] all socials and SHARE : Thank god you're not my Child Stickers are going to go out after the holidays sorry for the delay, mail sucks at these times..
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Retail Therapy was made by the Devil..! #isaidwhatisaid
Retail therapy might offer a temporary "new" sensation, but it's fleeting. I used to pour money into things just to chase that feeling, only to find it gone with the cash. A period of financial constraint taught me that material possessions can't truly fill that void. God opened my eyes to the truth: real fulfillment comes from within. Have you considered seeking that "brand new, shining feeling" through His word instead of shopping? I found it by immersing myself in scripture. It's a powerful, lasting joy. Stop squandering the gifts God gives you. Consult Him before every purchase. #doitladyThank you for all the emails. Some are quite eye-opening. Parenting is challenging.Email: [email protected] us on social media: Thank God you're not my Child
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Who is that pulling up..? STATE INSPECTOR, not to be confused with INSPECTOR GADGET..!
The ruff stories about having a State Licensed Child Care maybe some fun stories was added.. Before you get licensed for child care. Check out all the RULES, they are many and have to be followed. I think it is 100 worth it yet that can make you think twice after a few inspections were done. Work Work Work we do all the work for THE KIDS. The dust on your stove top to the spider webs under the FRIDGE, Seriously it is needed for the kids. So let us all remember, Do what you have to do... Paperwork Sucks by the way... Do it anyway LADY... So Go Open Your Own IT IS EASY REALLY..!These New Stickers are THE BOMB if I say so.. Thank you for all the emails you stalkers are keeping me reading.. Please Go follow all Socials ; Thank God you're not my Child..!Thank You Again Queenofcrazyhouse
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Devil be GONE..! I am NOT doing that again..!
When my life took a difficult turn, I had to acknowledge that my actions were the cause. I reflect on how to overcome negative experiences and focus on the positive ones. This was not an easy journey, but through faith, I was able to move past the difficult times. Throughout my 56 years, I've made regrettable choices, and I am not proud of them. It took me seeking guidance from God to find understanding. I have been forgiven. What difficult experiences are you working to forgive yourselves for? I prefer not to know, as I have enough of my own. Let us come together in prayer and allow God to heal our painful memories. May God assist us. Life has been very busy lately. Thank you for all the messages. My son is doing well with one foot. I am also working on new stickers, so keep an eye out for them. Please follow all of our social media accounts. Thank God you're not my child! Thank you again. Remember, God is in control.
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The bottom line..! START with GOD the Fishline will be sweet..
Can not tell you how many times I have heard " my child would NEVER..!" Only for them to understand YES Your child did. Most likely because they have watched another person around them act or do the same thing.. We need to look at ourselves to learn about our kids.. Yes I said it. We train our kids our to a great humans. Not an Rude asshole, like an adult in their life.. Learning to take care of our own actions will help us treat people better, just think about it. We use our good words and actions it rubs off, why wouldn't the bad attitude..Stop turning your GIFT'S FROM GOD into little assholes.Your Child does do that. Take responsibility for their actions. You are teaching them..Please follow all socials : Thank god you're not my child..! Thank you for the emails. Please email for stickers at : [email protected]
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Why Church..? Blah Blah Blah Why Not..?
Why church..? I would ask WHY NOT.. Church isn't a building.. Come listen to my Blah Blah on this. Then Go FIND YOUR CHURCH... We need to make God's KINGDOM BIGGER..! Jesus TOLD Us TOOOOOOO... Thank you to all the listeners. We ae heading to Episode 100 next week.. WWWOOOOHHHoooooo Listener Stories next week 4 different stories getting policed... lolFollow all socials : Thank God you're not my Child..! Remember Go to God First..
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"I will pray for you..!" BUT DID YOU..?
While exploring TikTok, I came across an intriguing post about Atheist Dyeing Words, which was quite thought-provoking. It led me to contemplate how I can center God in my life. I've started with prayer, which is my current focus, and I am praying constantly, considering the how, why, and when.Let us GET THIS GOING>>>> PRAY PRAY PRAY Thank you to everyone who sends emails; they truly brighten my day. Please keep them coming! You can reach me at [email protected]. Follow us on all social media platforms as Thank God you're not my Child. We are also working on some new stickers, and they look to be fantastic!
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YOU are making your kids into little picky booty heads... #isaidwhatisaid
To all daycare providers, parents, and indeed all individuals: Let's stop creating overly selective eaters. I stand by this statement. With over 30 years of experience in childcare, I can confidently say that children need to understand the concept of a diverse diet. Allowing children to consume only 5-6 food items is a failure on our part as parents. As a daycare provider, I often faced challenges with both parents and children. The most difficult task was consistently saying "no." This episode explores the methods I used to create my own menu, all while maintaining grace.I would like to express my gratitude for all the emails and messages I have received. Sometimes, that's all I need. Retirement has its challenges, but I am busy finding new activities and sending out stickers in the mornings.Episode 100 is rapidly approaching, and I am accepting listener stories until the very last moment. Share your stories! #DoitladyPlease follow me on all social media platforms: Thank God you're not my child!Donna k
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Driving Mr. Clift … Crazy Stories from the road... (I am a GOOD DRIVER..!)
Driving Mr. Clift has become a passion of mine. I never considered myself a skilled driver, but I have come to realize that I am. There were several personal challenges I had to overcome to fully appreciate this experience. These challenges were so deeply ingrained in my self-perception that I had to introspect and make significant changes.Stories from the road: We recently experienced an accident in Tyler, TX. Please keep those involved in your thoughts and prayers.Thank you to everyone who has reached out with messages and emails. We appreciate your support!Follow us on all social media platforms: Thank God you're not my child!Share your stories with us via email: [email protected]
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Child Care Ratios are needed.. Crazy ways you can be out of ratio... #isaidwhatisais
Having a home child care business can be a real struggle. Why make things harder on yourself? Why do we have Child/Teacher ratios? Do you understand why? There are things we can do as child care providers that can technically put yo out of ratio.. BE SMART and get your head out of your butt... These little gifts from God you are taking care of are NOT YOURS... They are worth more than being LIVE on THE INTERNET.. I said what I said... YOU ARE WRONG if you do not agree...email : [email protected] you for all the emails Keeps me laughing.. Please make comments I love chattingFollow all socials : Thank God you're not my Child..! Stickers are going out in the a.m.
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800,000 Water Beads.. Lord Have Mercy..!
Let's talk about all the fun we had during daycare with Queen of crazy house... From over 800,000 water beads to Shaving cream MESSY FRIDAYs... Parenting fail " My kid would NEVER do that..!' Most common thing a daycare parent will say.. Because Their child is PERFECT.... " Hello mother Mary, I guess..?" Thank you for all the emails.. The stories are crazy and fun all at the same time... Follow All Socials : Thank God you're not my Child..!Stickers are going out in the am..
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Take that STAND.... !!! Read and LISTEN...! Then DO...!!
Wow, to say that the world has changed is an understatement. It's a must-do: stand for God, no questions asked. The ways God has changed my heart in the last five years have been nothing short of a miracle. I was once on a path of worldly destruction, but no more. Listening needs to be the strongest thing I do these days. Learning that just because I wanted something doesn't mean that want is from God. Go listen then THINK HARD.... it is all between you and GOD... #DoitLady lolThank you for all the emails. I love reading them.. Keep the stories coming... Episode 100 is LISTENER STORIES...email : [email protected] all socials : Thank God you're not my Child..! Stickers are going out in the am...
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Everyone is WELCOME = ONLY IF...!
The last two weeks have been a horrible display of human unkindness. I felt so much pain from the hurt inflicted by my friends. Praying has been my only solace, seriously. I never thought I would be ostracized because of my faith. Maybe I didn't do enough... Maybe I didn't show God's love enough...? When God wants you to move on, it will happen one way or another. I'm so happy I was able to experience that in my life. God is good. Thank you for all the emails. Stickers are going out in the AM. Follow all socials = Thank God you're not my child..! Queenofcrazyhouse.....
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Crazy ass teenagers, hold on was that ME..??
Crazy Ass teenagers... Always getting in trouble.. Could it be just NORMAL , head up the ass teen..?, Funny stories and WTF moments from the past.. What are young kids thinking of these days? Way more than I was when I was little... From consequences of WHAT to Ok... Just Life.. Thank you for all the emails Retirement has been hard yet reading your emails makes my days better... Email : [email protected] are getting mailed tomorrow... Follow all SOCIALS : Thank God you're not my Child..!
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Lessons from my LITTLE STALERS and WTF Moments.. !
A few stories from my Crazyhouse .. The kids taught me over the years just as much as I taught them.. Some WTF moments mostly with THE Parents of course.. Parents are more of problems than the kids MOST the time.. You know I am right..!Wonderful Sweet stories also.. Daycare can not always be horrible, we would not keep doing it..Thank you for all the mesages about my Son. He is doing as good as possible.. Pain is big, Yet ......GOD IS BIGGER...Please follow all socials : Thank God you're not my child..! Fun things going on over there.... Crazy we are Come be a LITTLE STALKER..
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My Daycare was for my LITTLE STALKERS... (maybe I played Also)
When a child walks into your childcare that child should BE SO IMPRESSED they want to STAY... I started from nothing, and getting to where I retired was a lot of learning. From way to many toys to the wrong ones.. Lessons that I have learned over 30 years in child care... The Crazy House was THE PLACE. How do you think of child care..?Once again Thanks for all the emails and DM's Always Follow all Socials : Thank god you're not my Child..!If you are THE COLOR that had the nasty mouse in your kitchen.... YOUR ARE GROSS
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Traveling Alone is SWEET.... Seriously Hard IT WAS
Traveling alone has always been one of my NO NO . Learning that doing things alone helps make me a stronger person.. So DO IT ..... Flying alone was one of my last things to do alone. I thought I was going to die, yet I was able to keep it, as in ME under control.. Long waiting lines... Hurry up and WAIT moments... Lots of Crazy Funny moments.. So listen then GO DO.... Let me know how it goes.. Thank you for all the DM's and emails My Son is one less foot yet STRONGER THAN EVER...Thank you for the gifts... I will give his address if you want... lolPlease Follow All Socials : Thank God you're not my Child..! Look for some SWEET INFOMATION coming soon.. More Work for me More stories for you... #walkwithme
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I think I lost my GOAL in LIFE...!?! Laziness INCOMING...
I can I find a New Goal in life.. Retirement problems.. Thinking of how we we look at laziness as a bad thing, IT IS... 'We should be teaching Self Care from a young age.. This episode I go all over the page with LAZINESS problems.. Enjoy Thank you for all the emails.. It helps to keep me busy... lol SO EMAIL ME at : [email protected] socials : Thank God you're not my Child..!
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Cute little asshole with $200 backpack.. DON"T BE THAT PARENT..
I do think parents these days are trying to buy their child popularity.. Or maybe if their child looks like they have MONEY people with like them more.. How about teaching your child to make good choices.. How to shop, and what is a NEED and a WANT.. So much money just to LOOK like you have it all together.. Get a life.. Life get hard sometimes. We much keep our eyes on the positive.. Thank you for the emails The new knees are doing great.. Life could be better only if I had a place ON THE MOON..Please Follow all socials : Thank God you're not my Child..!Mailing stickers out in the am... Working on new Eat Shit stickers.... lol Best way to say EAT SHIt is with a cute sticker...
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Little Human Assholes ( still love them)
listener stories... I tell the stories of 3 families that have cute little asshole kids... Yes, it is ok to call your kid that.... Maybe not to their face, until they are teenagers.. lol Fun stories I am sure you have similar stories, .. YOU DO … WE ALL DO... Email me at : [email protected] and [email protected] Yes you UNDERTAND... I LOVE MY HUMAN ASSHOLES..LOLThank you for all the emails ... My knees are WONDERFUL..Follow on all socials & 5 star Review..Thank God you're not my Child..!
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Alphabet in the DIRT..... OH MY .. That school list...
Oh my the school list sure have become crazy.. I have words for this... Your child learning is the most important thing.. If your child has a $200 backpack but can not read..? You need to #bebetter Take your child to the freaking library or outside with the dirt... They can write ANYTHING in the DIRT... Asking your child's teacher WHY..? Is ok..Can not believe it is almost August already. MY BIRTHDAY MONTH... LOL 56 Glorious years.. Thank you for all the emails You peeps have some amazing stories.. NEXT WEEK I will have a few crazy stories from listeners.. GOOD TIMES.Follow all Socials : Thank God your not my child..! Stickers are going out today... watch your mail boxes.. SNAILMAIL
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Set the PHONE down and back away... #doit
NO MORE PHONES in the class room, about time.. Kids are not the problem Parents are. Prove me wrong.. Some parents and adults' can not work without their phones.. See what I an thinking..? I am always shocked at the amount of teachers that are always on their phones. This is WRONG those are not your children that you are taking care of... GET OVER YOURSHELF ..Thank you for all the emails.. Life is just as busy as always.. Whoever sent the ET HAT, WOOOOHOOOOO LOVE IT... Email me at [email protected] I would love to send you some stickers... Please FOLLOW all socials : Thank God you're not my Child..! Email stories and anything you would like.... NOT REALLY ..to : [email protected] Next Time ... Over and Out Donna Kay
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Can you truly forgive yourself..? #GODFIRST
I was told a person can not forgive themselves that only GOD CAN. WTF I so disagree with this statement... God first of course but then it is UP TO YOU...Look in the mirror, REALLY LOOK … All the shit in my life all comes back to me.. I do not play them blame game.. I am 100% in charge of my actions... So Yes YOU CAN and I AM SO FUCKING SORRY if I aver hurt you... I CAN SUCK... Cold hearted sometimes.. BUT own up already... LOLThasnk you for all the emails.. Getting to hear your stories has been great.. Listeners stories episode coming soon.. New stickers getting made... Wooohoooo Whole Other Can Of Worms...Follow all socials : Thank god you're not my Child..!
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The 3 S's = Scissors, Sharpies, and Shits.. #parentfails #3S's of parenting
If we just admit it we have all as parents failed at some time.. We need to learn to just agree we have been fuck ups sometimes... I see parent fails all the time.. lol Just listen to the shit i found.. Also some of my own parent fails.. Thank you for all the emails. The SUNFLOWERS are getting so big.. iykyk Check out my socials for that fun stuff..Follow all socials = Thank god you're not my Child..! Thank you again... Stickers are getting mailed Today watch your P.O.BOX
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Don't let MOLD start Growing... !
Have you ever been in a RUTT with nothing to do? I understand. #ihaveneverdoneitthatway will kill us.. Starting NEW THings... Hard as Fuck yet Wonderful.. How to STAY OUT even when it is hard... Thank you for all the emailes ans messages. This body is on point... lol Follow all Socials : Thank God you're not my Child..!I do have stickers going out today... TY
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Daycare ** We are part of THE VILLAGE...
You will never believe what happen to Me while #drivingmrclift.. Crazy Lady Daycare is and needs to be part of THE VILLAGE, we should work together . this doesn't always happen... What and When should you do things to make life easier... Find your VILLAGE Home Daycare isn't for the faint of heart... A WHOLE NOTHER CAN OF WORMS...Thank you for all the followers it has been so fun getting to know you little stalkers..Follow all socials = Thank God you're not my child..!
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Just Be YOU, Do YOU, and the Doo Doo on the LOW LOW..!
These 2 new Knees... Holy Pooooooo Thank you for all the emails and gifts. the last 2 months has been Horrible yet Wonderful.. In this episode may be short yet Figring out additions can be ruff ... We all have issues . Figure your own shit... I think I have figured mine out... REALLY.... !!! #DOIT #LFG Stickers are going out today.. Woooohooooo emil.... [email protected] Follow all socials Thank God you're not my Child..!
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I was a New CLUELESS parent... WHO THE HELL KNEW how to be a parent?
I had a baby and was CLUELESS on what i was doing. The WTF moment when I start seeing the trend of cutting your parents off. Crazy Talk Like I knew what I was doing I was lucky to keep my kids alive.... Sweet Stories ... Come listen...Tank you to all that have reached out. The Knee is so great that I am getting another new knee... If you finish this and notice I did not Say BYE BYE " Until Next Time, Thank God you're not my Child..! disappeared into the abyss and I gave up and released this episode anyway..Please Follow all socials : Thank God you're not my Child..!email stories : [email protected] are available, JUST EMAIL & ASK
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Cancel the EVIL.... JUST STOP
Why are people thinking that following a baby killer is a good thing.. (possible making her money) This human and I say human lightly, she doesn't deserve any more.. I am so shocked about how some young moms are giving her the time. Look at your baby in the eyes and tell them why you support a human that would kill her baby.. DO IT... ON TOOOO retirement is hard.... I know I can not believe I would ever say that... BUT HERE I AM.....HELPThank you for all the emails and messages. I am healing great.. Ready for the next knew knee... email : [email protected] all socials : Thank God you're not my Child..!Podcast stickers are available … ASK
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THE CHIEFS JERSERY * Facing the UNTHINKABLE
The most wonderful yet horrible cruise story. when having a great time turns into a NIGHTMARE .. THE SOTRY of our Mr. Bill.. Trigger warning.... Mr. Bill goes to heaven in this episode.. Very emotional time in my friends and family's life. Thank you for all the emails . It is crazy how you guys keep showing up. Still mailing stickers out... email address... lol really... Follow all socials Thank God you're not my Child..!Follow on Spotify.... Love ya all
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" Eric, Don't touch that bee..!" and other cute stories...
Stories from Daycare years gone by.... Cute to WTF... Thank you for all the new followers it has been sweet hetting to some new peeps... email your story or question to [email protected] Follow All socails Thank God you're not my Child..!
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