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Thank God you're not my child..!
by Donna Kay Miether
Heyhey Welcome to THANK GOD YOU'RE NOT MY CHILD..! Where I talk about WHATEVER I WANT.... The means, WHAT THE FUCK has happened to people these days.? Respect no longer is popular.... So LET'S CHAT....
Episodes
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Our lives must include FUN..! How do you add FUN..?
Life must have fun, or you will disappear into a darkness of poop... Yes, I truly believe that. This episode, I talk about the different ways we've learned over the years to have good, godly fun. The memories these fun activities create are glorious. Maybe you need to go buy 3,000 plastic forks…
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Searching for pure God joy... How does a person know if their joy is true God joy..?
This week after singing horribly I turned that into yakking about finding pure God joy.. I understood that pure God joy doesn't come from things.. It took me years to figure this out.. Lets chat about finding God Joy without our stuff.. We can do this. Let us pray and get started.. Thank you to…
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Why do you do..? Seriously, let us check ourselves..
Looking back on my daycare years, I had to remember why did i do any of that stuff.. Every child I loved on was to make their lives happier.. Teach them JOY through Jesus.. I yak about my struggles to not close to help out the church or help out other people in need. I was serving God through my...
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Why Anxiety hits so hard..? Lord only knows..
Trying to live like Jesus wants us to can be hard. This world throws curveballs, but this episode dives into navigating anxiety while staying true to my faith. We'll explore how daily life can feel overwhelming and find solace in God's word together. A huge thank you to everyone who's been…
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What if, you stopped overthinking..? I said that, Give it all to GOD...
Overthinking takes center stage today as I share personal reflections on how it can lead us down dark paths. I've seen it firsthand, trapping me in cycles of anxiety. However, I believe that surrendering our worries to faith and unconditional love can bring profound peace. There's nothing to lose...
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Keep the EVIL out of your LIFE...
My mind has been blown! I've always wondered why non-believers celebrate Christmas or Easter? I think I finally get it. In this episode, I'll be discussing this, along with a little Halloween talk. We'll also explore learning how to keep my eyes on Jesus instead of worldly things or ideas. Listen...
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Go find your CHALLENGE..! SERIOUSLY Never to late..
Following directions as a 6-year-old with ADHD was a blast. I hated gym class, but it taught me that I needed a list or a challenge at all times. In this episode, I chat about my workout and weight loss challenges, and how I keep going after getting two new knees. This has been a tough challenge,...
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The Yodeling Pickle... Family Does Change.... GET READY... LET THE FUN BEGIN
Family compound yes that is what I said.. I never thought I would be living on one. Best RETIREMENT Ever. Life is definitely different with multiple families on same property. We have had Many laughs with many more ahead. praying our way through our days... Not to mention The Yodeling Pickle...
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"When your sin comes to LIFE, do you have enough God stored up to fight It..?"
Do you truly dedicate your entire life to God? I believe we should all examine ourselves first. Looking back, I know that hidden box was completely black. It took my sin coming to life with temptation, and I failed. I definitely didn't have enough God. The more God I put into my life, the less I...
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Be careful little eyes what you see..! The Father Up Above... LOVEs YOU
Convictions are the name of the game this week! Helping others can lead to some serious life lessons. I'll share a story about how my well-intentioned actions, fueled by ignorance, had a life-altering impact. We also had some eye-opening Vegas experiences that reinforced my convictions. The key…
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When God says Go, JUMP... GO.... Then Follow His Directions...
I previously believed that relocating from one town to another was challenging. However, after many years of moving, I have come to realize that it is the people we leave behind that we truly miss. When God granted me what I had been praying for, I accepted it without hesitation. God gave me Mr....
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Have you drawn your line in the sand..? Guess What No Stone was thrown..
This world can drive a person crazy. I think we have forgotten that wrong is wrong. I remember my parents always saying, "Two wrongs don't make a right." It's the most honest statement ever. I had to draw a line in the sand and ask God to save me. He did, and He does every day, as long as you…
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Make that BLACK BOX clear, Give ALL TO GOD..!!
This episode explores the challenges of confronting hidden sins and opening oneself to God. I once believed that holding onto these secrets was a sign of faith, but I've since discovered the transformative power of honesty and vulnerability. We all carry our own "black boxes," and I discuss...
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GET READY Stories for some POSITIVE FUN stories . Preschool trough books can bring crazy learning fun and memories..
I've been feeling the negativity in the world lately, and it was starting to consume me. Last night, while watching a movie with my husband, I realized how harsh my thoughts and words had become. I turned to God for guidance, and he reminded me of the wonderful memories I have teaching my "little...
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SNOWMAGEDDON 2026 "It's a SNOW DAY Claire anything can happen..!" #iykyk
Snow Day with Chevy Chase (2000) – if you haven't watched that, are you even human? This hilarious movie perfectly captures the essence of a real snow day. I discuss my personal love-hate relationship with snow, sharing how I, despite not being a snow enthusiast, make sure my kids (and now my…
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Follow the rules..! Get your head out of your BOOTY.. Seriously..!
I think I was born with the God Rules. As far back as I know I understood THE RULES, Godly Rules. I also understood that I was braking Godly Rules throughout my little life. Why do so many people ignore the rules? When did people start to think the law doesn't apply to them.. Get your head out of...
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TIME is all we want.. Where Do you spend your time..?
Time is our most precious resource. Consider with whom you choose to spend yours. Upon reflection, I recognize that my past choices were not always the most beneficial. Since my retirement, I have come to realize the extent to which I have squandered my time on less-than-desirable pursuits. The...
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Yesterday Is DEAD..!
Yesterday is no more. This is how I choose to move forward. The friendships that did not continue into this season are sad. Only God could guide me through this new chapter. This New Year, let us choose to leave the negative aspects of the past behind and start anew. Can you do the same? I am...
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What does The Grinch, 500 Candy Canes, and Midnight have in common..? Wonderful Memories ..!
Some days can bring sadness when we remember the changes life has brought. Our cherished holiday traditions may no longer be present. I have chosen to focus on and remember the positive memories. This episode features some heartwarming and humorous recollections that sustain me. I focus on...
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You kids need both parents... Married, Divorced, or Single Get over yourself , ALREADY..!
Co - Parenting seriously People need to learn how to think about their child and not their feelings of JELOUSLY . Just because you divorce your Baby Daddy or Baby Momma doesn't mean your child should hear your SHIT... You will always be a parent..!! I realized that my Mom when I was growing up…
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Retail Therapy was made by the Devil..! #isaidwhatisaid
Retail therapy might offer a temporary "new" sensation, but it's fleeting. I used to pour money into things just to chase that feeling, only to find it gone with the cash. A period of financial constraint taught me that material possessions can't truly fill that void. God opened my eyes to the...
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Who is that pulling up..? STATE INSPECTOR, not to be confused with INSPECTOR GADGET..!
The ruff stories about having a State Licensed Child Care maybe some fun stories was added.. Before you get licensed for child care. Check out all the RULES, they are many and have to be followed. I think it is 100 worth it yet that can make you think twice after a few inspections were done. Work...
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Devil be GONE..! I am NOT doing that again..!
When my life took a difficult turn, I had to acknowledge that my actions were the cause. I reflect on how to overcome negative experiences and focus on the positive ones. This was not an easy journey, but through faith, I was able to move past the difficult times. Throughout my 56 years, I've…
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The bottom line..! START with GOD the Fishline will be sweet..
Can not tell you how many times I have heard " my child would NEVER..!" Only for them to understand YES Your child did. Most likely because they have watched another person around them act or do the same thing.. We need to look at ourselves to learn about our kids.. Yes I said it. We train our…
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Why Church..? Blah Blah Blah Why Not..?
Why church..? I would ask WHY NOT.. Church isn't a building.. Come listen to my Blah Blah on this. Then Go FIND YOUR CHURCH... We need to make God's KINGDOM BIGGER..! Jesus TOLD Us TOOOOOOO... Thank you to all the listeners. We ae heading to Episode 100 next week.. WWWOOOOHHHoooooo Listener…
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"I will pray for you..!" BUT DID YOU..?
While exploring TikTok, I came across an intriguing post about Atheist Dyeing Words, which was quite thought-provoking. It led me to contemplate how I can center God in my life. I've started with prayer, which is my current focus, and I am praying constantly, considering the how, why, and when.…
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YOU are making your kids into little picky booty heads... #isaidwhatisaid
To all daycare providers, parents, and indeed all individuals: Let's stop creating overly selective eaters. I stand by this statement. With over 30 years of experience in childcare, I can confidently say that children need to understand the concept of a diverse diet. Allowing children to consume...
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Driving Mr. Clift … Crazy Stories from the road... (I am a GOOD DRIVER..!)
Driving Mr. Clift has become a passion of mine. I never considered myself a skilled driver, but I have come to realize that I am. There were several personal challenges I had to overcome to fully appreciate this experience. These challenges were so deeply ingrained in my self-perception that I…
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Child Care Ratios are needed.. Crazy ways you can be out of ratio... #isaidwhatisais
Having a home child care business can be a real struggle. Why make things harder on yourself? Why do we have Child/Teacher ratios? Do you understand why? There are things we can do as child care providers that can technically put yo out of ratio.. BE SMART and get your head out of your butt......
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800,000 Water Beads.. Lord Have Mercy..!
Let's talk about all the fun we had during daycare with Queen of crazy house... From over 800,000 water beads to Shaving cream MESSY FRIDAYs... Parenting fail " My kid would NEVER do that..!' Most common thing a daycare parent will say.. Because Their child is PERFECT.... " Hello mother Mary, I...
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Take that STAND.... !!! Read and LISTEN...! Then DO...!!
Wow, to say that the world has changed is an understatement. It's a must-do: stand for God, no questions asked. The ways God has changed my heart in the last five years have been nothing short of a miracle. I was once on a path of worldly destruction, but no more. Listening needs to be the...
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Everyone is WELCOME = ONLY IF...!
The last two weeks have been a horrible display of human unkindness. I felt so much pain from the hurt inflicted by my friends. Praying has been my only solace, seriously. I never thought I would be ostracized because of my faith. Maybe I didn't do enough... Maybe I didn't show God's love...
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Crazy ass teenagers, hold on was that ME..??
Crazy Ass teenagers... Always getting in trouble.. Could it be just NORMAL , head up the ass teen..?, Funny stories and WTF moments from the past.. What are young kids thinking of these days? Way more than I was when I was little... From consequences of WHAT to Ok... Just Life.. Thank you for all...
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Lessons from my LITTLE STALERS and WTF Moments.. !
A few stories from my Crazyhouse .. The kids taught me over the years just as much as I taught them.. Some WTF moments mostly with THE Parents of course.. Parents are more of problems than the kids MOST the time.. You know I am right..! Wonderful Sweet stories also.. Daycare can not always be...
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My Daycare was for my LITTLE STALKERS... (maybe I played Also)
When a child walks into your childcare that child should BE SO IMPRESSED they want to STAY... I started from nothing, and getting to where I retired was a lot of learning. From way to many toys to the wrong ones.. Lessons that I have learned over 30 years in child care... The Crazy House was THE...
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Traveling Alone is SWEET.... Seriously Hard IT WAS
Traveling alone has always been one of my NO NO . Learning that doing things alone helps make me a stronger person.. So DO IT ..... Flying alone was one of my last things to do alone. I thought I was going to die, yet I was able to keep it, as in ME under control.. Long waiting lines... Hurry up...
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I think I lost my GOAL in LIFE...!?! Laziness INCOMING...
I can I find a New Goal in life.. Retirement problems.. Thinking of how we we look at laziness as a bad thing, IT IS... ' We should be teaching Self Care from a young age.. This episode I go all over the page with LAZINESS problems.. Enjoy Thank you for all the emails.. It helps to keep me…
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Cute little asshole with $200 backpack.. DON"T BE THAT PARENT..
I do think parents these days are trying to buy their child popularity.. Or maybe if their child looks like they have MONEY people with like them more.. How about teaching your child to make good choices.. How to shop, and what is a NEED and a WANT.. So much money just to LOOK like you have it…
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Little Human Assholes ( still love them)
listener stories... I tell the stories of 3 families that have cute little asshole kids... Yes, it is ok to call your kid that.... Maybe not to their face, until they are teenagers.. lol Fun stories I am sure you have similar stories, .. YOU DO … WE ALL DO... Email me at :...
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Alphabet in the DIRT..... OH MY .. That school list...
Oh my the school list sure have become crazy.. I have words for this... Your child learning is the most important thing.. If your child has a $200 backpack but can not read..? You need to #bebetter Take your child to the freaking library or outside with the dirt... They can write ANYTHING in the...
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Set the PHONE down and back away... #doit
NO MORE PHONES in the class room, about time.. Kids are not the problem Parents are. Prove me wrong.. Some parents and adults' can not work without their phones.. See what I an thinking..? I am always shocked at the amount of teachers that are always on their phones. This is WRONG those are not...
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Can you truly forgive yourself..? #GODFIRST
I was told a person can not forgive themselves that only GOD CAN. WTF I so disagree with this statement... God first of course but then it is UP TO YOU... Look in the mirror, REALLY LOOK … All the shit in my life all comes back to me.. I do not play them blame game.. I am 100% in charge of my...
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The 3 S's = Scissors, Sharpies, and Shits.. #parentfails #3S's of parenting
If we just admit it we have all as parents failed at some time.. We need to learn to just agree we have been fuck ups sometimes... I see parent fails all the time.. lol Just listen to the shit i found.. Also some of my own parent fails.. Thank you for all the emails. The SUNFLOWERS are getting so...
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Don't let MOLD start Growing... !
Have you ever been in a RUTT with nothing to do? I understand. #ihaveneverdoneitthatway will kill us.. Starting NEW THings... Hard as Fuck yet Wonderful.. How to STAY OUT even when it is hard... Thank you for all the emailes ans messages. This body is on point... lol Follow all Socials : Thank…
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Daycare ** We are part of THE VILLAGE...
You will never believe what happen to Me while #drivingmrclift.. Crazy Lady Daycare is and needs to be part of THE VILLAGE, we should work together . this doesn't always happen... What and When should you do things to make life easier... Find your VILLAGE Home Daycare isn't for the faint of...
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Just Be YOU, Do YOU, and the Doo Doo on the LOW LOW..!
These 2 new Knees... Holy Pooooooo Thank you for all the emails and gifts. the last 2 months has been Horrible yet Wonderful.. In this episode may be short yet Figring out additions can be ruff ... We all have issues . Figure your own shit... I think I have figured mine out... REALLY.... !!!…
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I was a New CLUELESS parent... WHO THE HELL KNEW how to be a parent?
I had a baby and was CLUELESS on what i was doing. The WTF moment when I start seeing the trend of cutting your parents off. Crazy Talk Like I knew what I was doing I was lucky to keep my kids alive.... Sweet Stories ... Come listen... Tank you to all that have reached out. The Knee is so great...
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Cancel the EVIL.... JUST STOP
Why are people thinking that following a baby killer is a good thing.. (possible making her money) This human and I say human lightly, she doesn't deserve any more.. I am so shocked about how some young moms are giving her the time. Look at your baby in the eyes and tell them why you support a...
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THE CHIEFS JERSERY * Facing the UNTHINKABLE
The most wonderful yet horrible cruise story. when having a great time turns into a NIGHTMARE .. THE SOTRY of our Mr. Bill.. Trigger warning.... Mr. Bill goes to heaven in this episode.. Very emotional time in my friends and family's life. Thank you for all the emails . It is crazy how you guys...
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" Eric, Don't touch that bee..!" and other cute stories...
Stories from Daycare years gone by.... Cute to WTF... Thank you for all the new followers it has been sweet hetting to some new peeps... email your story or question to [email protected] Follow All socails Thank God you're not my Child..!
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