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Thank God you're not my child..! — 126 episodes

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Our lives must include FUN..! How do you add FUN..?

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Searching for pure God joy... How does a person know if their joy is true God joy..?

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Why do you do..? Seriously, let us check ourselves..

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Why Anxiety hits so hard..? Lord only knows..

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What if, you stopped overthinking..? I said that, Give it all to GOD...

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Keep the EVIL out of your LIFE...

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Go find your CHALLENGE..! SERIOUSLY Never to late..

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The Yodeling Pickle... Family Does Change.... GET READY... LET THE FUN BEGIN

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"When your sin comes to LIFE, do you have enough God stored up to fight It..?"

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Be careful little eyes what you see..! The Father Up Above... LOVEs YOU

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When God says Go, JUMP... GO.... Then Follow His Directions...

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Have you drawn your line in the sand..? Guess What No Stone was thrown..

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Make that BLACK BOX clear, Give ALL TO GOD..!!

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GET READY Stories for some POSITIVE FUN stories . Preschool trough books can bring crazy learning fun and memories..

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SNOWMAGEDDON 2026 "It's a SNOW DAY Claire anything can happen..!" #iykyk

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Follow the rules..! Get your head out of your BOOTY.. Seriously..!

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TIME is all we want.. Where Do you spend your time..?

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Yesterday Is DEAD..!

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What does The Grinch, 500 Candy Canes, and Midnight have in common..? Wonderful Memories ..!

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You kids need both parents... Married, Divorced, or Single Get over yourself , ALREADY..!

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Retail Therapy was made by the Devil..! #isaidwhatisaid

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Who is that pulling up..? STATE INSPECTOR, not to be confused with INSPECTOR GADGET..!

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Devil be GONE..! I am NOT doing that again..!

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The bottom line..! START with GOD the Fishline will be sweet..

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Why Church..? Blah Blah Blah Why Not..?

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"I will pray for you..!" BUT DID YOU..?

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YOU are making your kids into little picky booty heads... #isaidwhatisaid

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Driving Mr. Clift … Crazy Stories from the road... (I am a GOOD DRIVER..!)

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Child Care Ratios are needed.. Crazy ways you can be out of ratio... #isaidwhatisais

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800,000 Water Beads.. Lord Have Mercy..!

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Take that STAND.... !!! Read and LISTEN...! Then DO...!!

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Everyone is WELCOME = ONLY IF...!

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Crazy ass teenagers, hold on was that ME..??

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Lessons from my LITTLE STALERS and WTF Moments.. !

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My Daycare was for my LITTLE STALKERS... (maybe I played Also)

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Traveling Alone is SWEET.... Seriously Hard IT WAS

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I think I lost my GOAL in LIFE...!?! Laziness INCOMING...

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Cute little asshole with $200 backpack.. DON"T BE THAT PARENT..

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Little Human Assholes ( still love them)

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Alphabet in the DIRT..... OH MY .. That school list...

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Set the PHONE down and back away... #doit

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Can you truly forgive yourself..? #GODFIRST

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The 3 S's = Scissors, Sharpies, and Shits.. #parentfails #3S's of parenting

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Don't let MOLD start Growing... !

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Daycare ** We are part of THE VILLAGE...

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Just Be YOU, Do YOU, and the Doo Doo on the LOW LOW..!

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I was a New CLUELESS parent... WHO THE HELL KNEW how to be a parent?

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Cancel the EVIL.... JUST STOP

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THE CHIEFS JERSERY * Facing the UNTHINKABLE

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" Eric, Don't touch that bee..!" and other cute stories...

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UNSCHOOLING...?? WTF are parents thinking...

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What the Fuckaroo is going on ..?

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Being Busy isn't always good...! Asking for Help..? Who The FUCK does that?? WE SHOULD..!

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Just Start that FUCKING thing you have always wanted to do...!

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If it comes out of your VAJAYJAY it SHALL NEVER go BACK IN.... IT'S JUST THE RULE

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Traditions are to be SHARED not DEMANDED..!

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Keep your kids INNOCENT..! #justbeyou #bebetterhuman

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Horrible Parasailing (Fucking Life Changing)

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HALLOWEEN should be full of CANDY.

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GIVE ME MY FAMILY DINNERS...!!

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Road Tripping with your LITTLE STAlkers....

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Friends Are WONDERFUL...! Even Bad Ones... REALLY!!!

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Camping With kids.... WTF were we thinking?

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Alaska is FUCKING Beautiful ...... I am MARRIED...

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Part 2 - Horror isn't for littles... Me want my Gummies.. Control Freak?

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Part 1 - Keep your littles, little as long as you CAN....!!

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Newborn - 5 years old (Don't do too much or too little for your child...) Let Them be little and grow.

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Emotions Sucks Big Rotten EGGS.... Mark of the Beast..? WTF

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STUPID.....WTF moments at Daycares over the years..... #hopeitsnotyour...

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GLORIOUS FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.... #Finally

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Brave As A BEAR behind that Keyboard...

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Birthday's are PERSONAL....

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He WAS the Fucking President .... WTF

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WTF ....Who is making her FAMOUS??

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GO SEE YOUR COUSINS..!!!! #lifeisshort

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Listen to those Stories... GLASS EYEBALLS.. YES. Repeat - Laugh

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LIFE IS fucking Crap sometimes.... !!

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HOT PINK DoubleD Bra?

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Does your child have TOO much SHIT..?

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What is Happening in AMERICA? He is Catholic People. DO you listen to everything the POPE says??

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SLAPFIGHT, NOPE just one Pop can bring THE END OF NO RESPECT...

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Your 4 year old isn't a FUCKING BABY..!

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Poor Little Boy, or IS HE???

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Clauddine (poor girl !/?)

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Mumbling WORDS.... WTF

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EVIL IS FUCKing bad.... XX & XY aka male/female...Bear is FOOD DEAD...

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School Spirt Only...

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Everyone needs a PORCUPINE.... REALLY

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Eclipse IGNORANT SERIOUSLY

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BE A LOOSER ... We all are...!!

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Homework IS needed or IS IT..?

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Not in my body.... NO BABIES

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What the hell is happening?

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Mom & Dad What the Fuck were you thinking?

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NOPE.... NO CO-SLEEPING

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Oh Not my Doggie

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Wipe your own BOOTY..

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WTF.....HOA

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Daycare = What to look for in a Daycare.. OR What not to look for..

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CHOICES....

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Empty nester Christmas

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Don't give Santa the glory...

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Embarrassing your child is your JOB...

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WTF is with the Elf...

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KIDS Table Fuck yes...

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Everybody Poops...

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BLUEY WHO..?

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Cruise (Not my child) stories

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Kids say WHAT???

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Your the fucking parent..

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NOT ThE HAIR...!

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Your child will not die from 1 missed meal..

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Hide and Seek Fun

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Discipline is for everyone..

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SCREAMING at Mom.. THINK THE FUCK NOT

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CONSEQUENCES

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No Public Fits..!!

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Let them NAP

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We are always watching..!

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Stupid leashes..

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Parachute Added..

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Dead baby doll

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Red Sofa problems, Heyhey, Evil Bunny

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Hiding Child ..... My Perfect Child... Lol Screaming Brats

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Poop in the playground

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Thank God you're not my child..! (Trailer)