The 4-4-Touque Podcast

Arsenal take a giant leap towards a first title in over twenty years with a sedate, controversy-free win at West Ham! Elsewhere, Arne Slot feels the heat, and Real Madrid finally show some fight (derogatory)!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Kobbie Mainoo seals Champions League football for Man United against Liverpool, Arsenal take control of the title race, Spurs drag themselves out of the relegation zone, and Gianni Infantino is being a tit againFollow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

DO NOT SIGN JORDAN AYEW TO YOUR FAVOURITE TEAM, HE WILL GET YOU RELEGATED.Elsewhere, Man City and Chelsea get through to the FA Cup Final, Arsenal reclaim top spot in the Prem, there's bedlam in the National League, and Tottenham finally win a game!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Man City take the edge in the title race after a thriller against Arsenal, Man United extinguish Chelsea's Champions League hopes, Spurs can't hang on for a win, and Samir Nasri's Deliveroo habits have him in troubleFollow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Oh dear Arsenal...The title race takes another turn as Man City close the gap by thrashing Chelsea, Tottenham slide into the relegation zone, Union Berlin make history, and Marcos Llorente goes on an extremely stupid crusadeFollow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

The FA Cup quarterfinals see Liverpool and Arsenal crash out, Chelsea have a player problem, the Women's UCL rumbles on and the World Cup group stages are set!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

The last spots in the World Cup are up for grabs during this international break! Meanwhile, we continue to anger the Moroccans, Tottenham make another managerial change, and lay out our worst Premier League teams of the season!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Man City douse themselves in that sweet, sweet Carabao, Liverpool and Chelsea can't figure out if they want to qualify for the Champions League again, and Senegal dare Morocco to come and get the AFCON trophy!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Arsenal take a big step towards the title, Chelsea attempt to subsume a ref, Man United seize control of the Champions League race, and Tottenham have a glimmer of hope. There's also a lot of chat about Jacob Wanker.Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

It's the FA Cup 5th Round! Chelsea end Wrexham's Hollywood run, Arsenal edge out the mighty Mansfield, and Adama Traore has been told that he is simply too swoleFollow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

It's a weekend of pure, unfiltered Barclays, as Arsenal hold off Chelsea, much to Toni's delight and Tommy's dismay. Meanwhile, Man United keep up their form, Burnley lose a sickener, and City keep up the pressure!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Eberechi Eze continues his personal vendetta against Tottenham, Man City keep the pressure on, Chelsea slip up late, and we reflect on the unsavoury scenes from the midweek game between Benfica and Real MadridFollow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

It's another FA Cup weekend as we dig into the details of the 4th round, wonder if there's any point at all to Tottenham, and figure out just how much of James Milner's career has been a sham!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Spurs' inexplicable hold over Man City continues, Arsenal don't quite have Toni singing yet, there's late wins for both Chelsea and Man United, and Joao Pedro is nearly decapitated by Adama Traore!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Matheus Cunha dances at the Emirates, the title race is back on, Slot's continuing to spiral, and everyone is still bullying Brahim DiazFollow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Man United take Man City behind the woodshed in Michael Carrick's second first game in charge, Arsenal technically extend their lead at the top, Liam Rosenior's LinkedIn revolution begins, and the AFCON final overdelivers on the drama!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

It's FA Cup third round weekend! Man United crash out, Macclesfield pull off one of the greatest upsets in Cup history, and Neymar's patrolling the streets!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

We're back from the holidays everything's a mess! Ruben Amorim and Enzo Maresca have been jettisoned, Arsenal strengthen atop the Premier League, and AFCON is in full swing!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Cristian Romero caps off a mad game against Liverpool with a madder red card, Chelsea come from behind against Newcastle, and all the title challengers pick up wins, as AFCON gets underway!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Sunderland knock off Newcastle in the Tyne-Wear derby, Arsenal survive a scare, Cameroon's AFCON prep has taken a chaotic turn, and Paul Pogba's getting into the camel game!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Mo Salah goes scorched earth on his own club and we bask in the flames, as Arsenal are upended by Villa, Man City close the gap, and there's an assortment of embarrassments to be had at the World Cup draw!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Chelsea hold Arsenal to a draw at the top of the table, Man United and Liverpool stabilise, and Spurs just keep on slipping. Elsewhere, West Brom find their way into our weekly bird segment through some falcon-related shenanigansFollow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Eberechi Eze annihilates Tottenham, Liverpool are crushed by Forest, and Man City stumble away to Newcastle! Meanwhile, there is yet another update in the ongoing Lazio falconer saga!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

It's heartbreak for Nigeria, as their World Cup dreams are dashed by DR Congo, while Hungary get pecked by Parrott, and Luis Rubiales is chased off by an eggingFollow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Man City celebrate Pep's 1000th game in charge by dismantling Liverpool, Arsenal slip up against Sunderland, and Man United unfumble a point that they had fumbled away!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque          

Man United (yes, that one) win their third game in a row, it's 1-0 to the Arsenal yet once more, while Chelsea, Liverpool and Man City all stumble on a weekend of upsets! We also take a peak at El Clasico, and keep a sharp eye on Wanda Nara, who's on the prowl again!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

We struggle to decipher the byzantine qualification systems for the 2026 FIFA World Cup, Toni falls afoul of the San Marino mafia, and the international break takes its toll on our techFollow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Estevao condemns Liverpool to another late defeat, Arsenal surge to the top of the table, and Man United celebrate a week of minimal competence!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Arsenal snatch a late win against Newcastle in a game that sends Toni over the edge, Liverpool's winning streak is snapped by Palace, and both Chelsea and Man United continue their bozo tendencies from last week!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Man United win the bozo-off against Chelsea, Arsenal rescue a late point against City, Liverpool are represented in the US Senate Committee, Lamine Yamal has some awkward "injury", and Jamie Vardy is linking up with some interesting lineagesFollow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Man United continue on insisting to horrify their fans, Tommy's crusade against Alejandro Garnacho picks up steam, and we cast an uneasy eye at the return of the Premier League's favourite Aussie manager at ForestFollow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

We suffer through the first international break, clinging on Daniel Levy's shock departure from Spurs, the kickoff of the WSL, and Tommy's undying love for PolandFollow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Liverpool edge out Arsenal in a snoozefest, Brighton upset Man City, Man United escape a thriller with Burnley, and we go over the chaos of the transfer deadline!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Tottenham get their customary win against City, Chelsea and Arsenal score huge wins, and Man United's silver lining is snuffed out!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

The Prem is back! We wax lyrical about Bryan Mbeumo's backside, cast aspersions on Chelsea's aims for the season, and wonder if Liverpool's aura-based defending will undo their insane firepower!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

It's the eve of the opening weekend, and we are back! We chat Community Shield, assorted transfer news and pony up our predictions for how the Premier League season will unfoldFollow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Chelsea win Gianni Infantino's vanity project, the Women's Euros are picking up steam, the transfer market is in full swing, and Lazio's falconer gets evicted!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Paris St. Germain dismantle Inter in the Champions League final, we glance at some of the early rumblings in the transfer market, go over our misguided preseason predictions, and take in the horror of Ian Rush's AI musical!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

The Premier League season draws to a close (mercifully) as the Champions League spots are decided! We also take a look at the Women's UCL Final and the disaster that was the Europa League final! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque   

Crystal Palace have won the FA Cup! Elsewhere, the Champions League race gets tighter and tighter, Jamie Vardy signs off in style, and Everton bid farewell to Goodison Park!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Chelsea stumble in the Champions League race, Man City drop points to Southampton, and the Europa League final is about to get deeply unseriousFollow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Chelsea pick up a vital win against Liverpool, a Norwegian club is handing out lambs, Eberechi Eze is playing chess against furries, and Harry Kane finally won a trophy!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Liverpool wrap up the Premier League title, Man City and Crystal Palace set up an FA Cup Final clash, and Real Madrid suffer a collective headloss!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Aston Villa crush Newcastle, we reflect on midweek European adventures, and Liverpool move to within one win of the title!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Newcastle slap around Man United, Chelsea debase themselves against Ipswich, Spurs are somehow getting even worse, and we teach Tommy how to attach files to emails!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Arsenal narrow the gap on Liverpool (kinda)! The Manchester clubs play a game of football (kinda)! We try to make the return of the Premier League interesting (kinda)!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

It's FA Cup quarterfinal weekend, and we're sweeping up the bits and bobs from the international week, including fake Pokemon cards, the Women's Champions League, and eggs as man of the match awards!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Newcastle win their first piece of silverware since the sixties, Arsenal dispatch Chelsea with minimum fuss, and we look ahead to the Champions League quarterfinals!Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Arsenal’s disjointed season continues as Raya’s heroics salvage a nervy point at Old Trafford, Liverpool scrape past a hapless Southampton and the boys look ahead to the second legs round of fixtures in the UEFA Champions LeagueFollow us on Instagram and BlueSky @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque

Fulham knock out Man United on pens, Man City see off Plymouth, and there are red cards galore in the FA Cup round of 16, before we take a quick look at the antics of a small child in a German Sunday League gameFollow us on Instagram and BlueSky @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!https://linktr.ee/44touque