Episodes
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Episode 222 - Build a Bonfire
It feels like it's all over for Michael Carrick at Man United as we break into the whiskey, Spurs smack Chelsea, Unai Emery gets one over City and we chat about logging into urinals Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque
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Episode 221 - Lisandro's Lament
Man United's dreadful start to the season continues as Lisandro Martinez gets candid, Arsenal edge out Forest, the Seagulls continue to soar, and Real Madrid get compared to the Nazis by Javier Tebas Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!...
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Episode 220 - Go With The Flo
Liverpool crumble in Man City's first game post-charges, Man United and Spurs torture everyone, Arsenal survive Leeds and Sean Dyche is selling us condoms Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque
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Episode 219 - Welcome to Shamchester
The extent of Man City's fraud is revealed, a Portugal manager has finally stood up to Ronaldo, England dismantle Croatia, we wonder if Vini Jr has been abducted by aliens, and most importantly, Tommy is visited by a dog Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your...
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Episode 218 - One Hundred and Fourteen
Just when we thought we were gonna have a quiet international break, Man City are found guilty on almost all charges levied against them, Man United's financials paint a bleak picture, Andros Townsend's been flattened by a roller, and Mauro Icardi is at it again Follow us on all socials @44touque...
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Episode 217 - Cocaine Eagles
Arsenal get well and truly pecked by the Seagulls, Chelsea disappear into the Premier League's Bermuda Triangle, Man United struggle yet again, and Man City play out an instant classic! The falconers are also once again up to no good Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you…
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Episode 216 - King Toni
The refs take centre stage once again as Man City beat Man United, Hull scratch up Chelsea, Spurs still can't score, and Toni makes his claim for a crown! We also bring on a special guest to answer for Liverpool's transfer sins Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get…
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Episode 215 - Hav a Laugh
Arsenal lay down a marker as they beat high-flying Chelsea, Ainsley Maitland-Niles scores the goal of his career, the WSL kicks off, and Toni seeks funding to get himself over to Stockley Park to have a word with the refereeing union Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you…
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Episode 214 - A Wiss Goodnight
Liverpool drop more points, Newcastle brush aside Spurs, Chelsea look like a good time, and it's the Bruno Fernandes show yet again! Elsewhere, Matteo Guendouzi's inciting riots and a Mussolini is once again spotted in Rome! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your...
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Episode 213 - Mauled By The Tigers
It's not the start to the season Man United were hoping for, as they are forced to endure the most rage-inducing chant in England. Elsewhere, Liverpool scrape a draw against Newcastle, Tottenham are at it again, and Unai Emery is demanding our silence Follow us on all socials @44touque and...
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Episode 212 - Now Where Were We?
A new season is upon us and we're back, filled to the brim with terrible predictions (both past and future), transfer market chat, and Community Shield reactions! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque
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Episode 211 - The Gift of the Gab
PSG win back to back Champions Leagues as Arsenal fall just short in a penalty shootout! Meanwhile, Liverpool try to sneak in an Arne Slot sacking, we review our woeful preseason predictions, and look forward to the World Cup in our last episode of the season! Follow us on all socials @44touque…
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Episode 210 - It All Worked Out
Arsenal are The Premier League Champions as City BOTTLE the title race in the final games of Pep’s City tenure! Elsewhere Spurs survive the drop, Chelsea wrap-up a miserable season miserably and Sunderland, Bournemouth and Brighton secure European places! Follow us on all socials @44touque and...
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Episode 209 - One More Time
Pep Guardiola’s Man City get their hands on yet more domestic silverware as Chelsea’s dreadful run in domestic cup finals continues, Another Liverpool defeat sees Arne Slot lose more credit with Mo Salah & the Liverpool faithful as Xabi Alonso’s move to Chelsea nears completion and West Ham take...
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Episode 208 - One Nil to the VARsenal
Arsenal take a giant leap towards a first title in over twenty years with a sedate, controversy-free win at West Ham! Elsewhere, Arne Slot feels the heat, and Real Madrid finally show some fight (derogatory)! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!...
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Episode 207 - Main Man
Kobbie Mainoo seals Champions League football for Man United against Liverpool, Arsenal take control of the title race, Spurs drag themselves out of the relegation zone, and Gianni Infantino is being a tit again Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!...
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Episode 206 - The Endless War on Jordan Ayew
DO NOT SIGN JORDAN AYEW TO YOUR FAVOURITE TEAM, HE WILL GET YOU RELEGATED. Elsewhere, Man City and Chelsea get through to the FA Cup Final, Arsenal reclaim top spot in the Prem, there's bedlam in the National League, and Tottenham finally win a game! Follow us on all socials @44touque and…
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Episode 205 - Not Again
Man City take the edge in the title race after a thriller against Arsenal, Man United extinguish Chelsea's Champions League hopes, Spurs can't hang on for a win, and Samir Nasri's Deliveroo habits have him in trouble Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!...
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Episode 204 - An Ally of Melanoma
Oh dear Arsenal... The title race takes another turn as Man City close the gap by thrashing Chelsea, Tottenham slide into the relegation zone, Union Berlin make history, and Marcos Llorente goes on an extremely stupid crusade Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your...
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Episode 203 - Easter Icks
The FA Cup quarterfinals see Liverpool and Arsenal crash out, Chelsea have a player problem, the Women's UCL rumbles on and the World Cup group stages are set! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque
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Episode 202 - Pole Position
The last spots in the World Cup are up for grabs during this international break! Meanwhile, we continue to anger the Moroccans, Tottenham make another managerial change, and lay out our worst Premier League teams of the season! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get…
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Episode 201 - A Sip of Carabao
Man City douse themselves in that sweet, sweet Carabao, Liverpool and Chelsea can't figure out if they want to qualify for the Champions League again, and Senegal dare Morocco to come and get the AFCON trophy! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!...
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Episode 200 - Respect the Ball, Please
Arsenal take a big step towards the title, Chelsea attempt to subsume a ref, Man United seize control of the Champions League race, and Tottenham have a glimmer of hope. There's also a lot of chat about Jacob Wanker. Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!...
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Episode 199 - Wrexit
It's the FA Cup 5th Round! Chelsea end Wrexham's Hollywood run, Arsenal edge out the mighty Mansfield, and Adama Traore has been told that he is simply too swole Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque
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Episode 198 - I Miss the Beach
It's a weekend of pure, unfiltered Barclays, as Arsenal hold off Chelsea, much to Toni's delight and Tommy's dismay. Meanwhile, Man United keep up their form, Burnley lose a sickener, and City keep up the pressure! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!...
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Episode 197 - They're Genuinely That Bad
Eberechi Eze continues his personal vendetta against Tottenham, Man City keep the pressure on, Chelsea slip up late, and we reflect on the unsavoury scenes from the midweek game between Benfica and Real Madrid Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!...
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Episode 196 - The Caymans
It's another FA Cup weekend as we dig into the details of the 4th round, wonder if there's any point at all to Tottenham, and figure out just how much of James Milner's career has been a sham! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque
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Episode 195 - Sing For Me, Toni
Spurs' inexplicable hold over Man City continues, Arsenal don't quite have Toni singing yet, there's late wins for both Chelsea and Man United, and Joao Pedro is nearly decapitated by Adama Traore! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!...
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Episode 194 - Strictly Cunha Dancing
Matheus Cunha dances at the Emirates, the title race is back on, Slot's continuing to spiral, and everyone is still bullying Brahim Diaz Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque
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Episode 193 - Main Carrickters
Man United take Man City behind the woodshed in Michael Carrick's second first game in charge, Arsenal technically extend their lead at the top, Liam Rosenior's LinkedIn revolution begins, and the AFCON final overdelivers on the drama! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you...
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Episode 192 - Return of the Macc
It's FA Cup third round weekend! Man United crash out, Macclesfield pull off one of the greatest upsets in Cup history, and Neymar's patrolling the streets! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque
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Episode 191 - New Year, New Manager
We're back from the holidays everything's a mess! Ruben Amorim and Enzo Maresca have been jettisoned, Arsenal strengthen atop the Premier League, and AFCON is in full swing! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque
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Episode 190 - Merry Cris-mas
Cristian Romero caps off a mad game against Liverpool with a madder red card, Chelsea come from behind against Newcastle, and all the title challengers pick up wins, as AFCON gets underway! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque
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Episode 189 - Stadium of Plight
Sunderland knock off Newcastle in the Tyne-Wear derby, Arsenal survive a scare, Cameroon's AFCON prep has taken a chaotic turn, and Paul Pogba's getting into the camel game! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque
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Episode 188 - Buend it like Beckham
Mo Salah goes scorched earth on his own club and we bask in the flames, as Arsenal are upended by Villa, Man City close the gap, and there's an assortment of embarrassments to be had at the World Cup draw! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!...
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Episode 187 - Not a Title Challenge
Chelsea hold Arsenal to a draw at the top of the table, Man United and Liverpool stabilise, and Spurs just keep on slipping. Elsewhere, West Brom find their way into our weekly bird segment through some falcon-related shenanigans Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get...
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Episode 186 - Too Eze
Eberechi Eze annihilates Tottenham, Liverpool are crushed by Forest, and Man City stumble away to Newcastle! Meanwhile, there is yet another update in the ongoing Lazio falconer saga! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque
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Episode 185 - The DR Will See You Now
It's heartbreak for Nigeria, as their World Cup dreams are dashed by DR Congo, while Hungary get pecked by Parrott, and Luis Rubiales is chased off by an egging Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque
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Episode 184 - 1000 Games of Pep
Man City celebrate Pep's 1000th game in charge by dismantling Liverpool, Arsenal slip up against Sunderland, and Man United unfumble a point that they had fumbled away! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque
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Episode 183 - Schadefreude
Man United (yes, that one) win their third game in a row, it's 1-0 to the Arsenal yet once more, while Chelsea, Liverpool and Man City all stumble on a weekend of upsets! We also take a peak at El Clasico, and keep a sharp eye on Wanda Nara, who's on the prowl again! Follow us on all socials...
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Episode 182 - Don't Talk S*** About San Marino
We struggle to decipher the byzantine qualification systems for the 2026 FIFA World Cup, Toni falls afoul of the San Marino mafia, and the international break takes its toll on our tech Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque
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Episode 181 - Estewow
Estevao condemns Liverpool to another late defeat, Arsenal surge to the top of the table, and Man United celebrate a week of minimal competence! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque
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Episode 180 - Info Wars
Arsenal snatch a late win against Newcastle in a game that sends Toni over the edge, Liverpool's winning streak is snapped by Palace, and both Chelsea and Man United continue their bozo tendencies from last week! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!...
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Episode 179 - He's Got The Clap
Man United win the bozo-off against Chelsea, Arsenal rescue a late point against City, Liverpool are represented in the US Senate Committee, Lamine Yamal has some awkward "injury", and Jamie Vardy is linking up with some interesting lineages Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe…
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Episode 178 - The Horror
Man United continue on insisting to horrify their fans, Tommy's crusade against Alejandro Garnacho picks up steam, and we cast an uneasy eye at the return of the Premier League's favourite Aussie manager at Forest Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!...
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Episode 177 - The Worst Break of the Year
We suffer through the first international break, clinging on Daniel Levy's shock departure from Spurs, the kickoff of the WSL, and Tommy's undying love for Poland Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque
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Episode 176 - Deadline Day
Liverpool edge out Arsenal in a snoozefest, Brighton upset Man City, Man United escape a thriller with Burnley, and we go over the chaos of the transfer deadline! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque
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Episode 175 - Best Signing Eber
Tottenham get their customary win against City, Chelsea and Arsenal score huge wins, and Man United's silver lining is snuffed out! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque
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Episode 174 - Mbumo
The Prem is back! We wax lyrical about Bryan Mbeumo's backside, cast aspersions on Chelsea's aims for the season, and wonder if Liverpool's aura-based defending will undo their insane firepower! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!...
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Episode 173 - Back At It
It's the eve of the opening weekend, and we are back! We chat Community Shield, assorted transfer news and pony up our predictions for how the Premier League season will unfold Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque