All Episodes

Episode 208 - One Nil to the VARsenal

Episode 207 - Main Man

Episode 206 - The Endless War on Jordan Ayew

Episode 205 - Not Again

Episode 204 - An Ally of Melanoma

Episode 203 - Easter Icks

Episode 202 - Pole Position

Episode 201 - A Sip of Carabao

Episode 200 - Respect the Ball, Please

Episode 199 - Wrexit

Episode 198 - I Miss the Beach

Episode 197 - They're Genuinely That Bad

Episode 196 - The Caymans

Episode 195 - Sing For Me, Toni

Episode 194 - Strictly Cunha Dancing

Episode 193 - Main Carrickters

Episode 192 - Return of the Macc

Episode 191 - New Year, New Manager

Episode 190 - Merry Cris-mas

Episode 189 - Stadium of Plight

Episode 188 - Buend it like Beckham

Episode 187 - Not a Title Challenge

Episode 186 - Too Eze

Episode 185 - The DR Will See You Now

Episode 184 - 1000 Games of Pep

Episode 183 - Schadefreude

Episode 182 - Don't Talk S*** About San Marino

Episode 181 - Estewow

Episode 180 - Info Wars

Episode 179 - He's Got The Clap

Episode 178 - The Horror

Episode 177 - The Worst Break of the Year

Episode 176 - Deadline Day

Episode 175 - Best Signing Eber

Episode 174 - Mbumo

Episode 173 - Back At It

Episode 172 - Silly Season

Episode 171 - Just Doue It

Episode 170 - It's Finally Over

Episode 169 - Make It Look Eze

Episode 168 - The Chuckle Brothers

Episode 167 - El Crapico

Episode 166 - Arne't You Thrilled?

Episode 165 - Pantsed

Episode 164 - Email Attachments

Episode 163 - Five Gigs of Data

Episode 162 - The Re-Re-Record

Episode 161 - Feel The Burn

Episode 160 - Leaky Blinders

Episode 159 - A Small German Child

Episode 158 - Please Gamble Responsibly

Episode 157 - Madders

Episode 156 - Arghyle

Episode 155 - Humbled

Episode 154 - Deforestation

Episode 153 - Phallic Falconers

Episode 152 - Kairma

Episode 151 - Milky Pitches

Episode 150 - Midchester

Episode 149 - Feeling Blue

Episode 148 - Streaking Through Parliament

Episode 147 - Under Peppsure

Episode 146 - Smell-o-vision

Episode 145 - Cooties

Episode 144 - Missing Starboys

Episode 143 - Don't Sit On That Bike

Episode 142 - Erik (Almost) Ten Games

Episode 141 - Slotting In

Episode 140 - Diversions

Episode 139 - Dead Man Walking

Episode 138 - Spursona Non Grata

Episode 137 - A calm, Uneventful Day

Episode 136 - Barclaysmen

Episode 135 - Dissociation

Episode 134 - Bummed Out

Episode 133 - Noni'd To Panic

Episode 132 - Match His Freak

Episode 131 - I Know What You Spent Last Summer

Episode 130 - Heritage

Episode 129 - I Deserve This

Epsiode 128 - Where's the Drama?

Episode 127 - Casezero

Episode 126 - Postenoclue

Episode 125 - Mr. Bodacious

Episode 124 - The Kings of Comedy

Episode 123 - Deflated

Episode 122 - Red Dev Redemption

Episode 121 - Easter Dregs

Episode 120 - The Jimi Endrick Experience

Episode 119 - Amadness

Episode 118 - Dokung Fu

Episode 117 - Philled With Dread

Episode 116 - Billion Pound Bottlejobs

Episode 115 - xVibes

Episode 114 - West Hammered

Episode 113 - Wife Sharing FC

Episode 112 - Don't Klopp 'til You Get Enough

Episode 111 - Fradenscheude

Episode 110 - It's So Over

Episode 109 - Ramblings

Episode 108 - Charity Season

Episode 107 - Pub Brawls

Episode 106 - Catching L's

Episode 105 - Haalarious

Episode 104 - 'Nacho Average Goal

Episode 103 - Lewandoneski

Episode 102 - Perineal Pandemonium

Episode 101 - The Right to Bear Forearms

Episode 100 - What F***ing Tactics?!

Episode 99 - Newcastle Hero Jamal Murray

Episode 98 - The Great Pakistani Football Conspiracy

Episode 97 - Beautifully Boring

Episode 96 VARmageddon

Episode 95 - Maddening

Episode 94 - Cottage Country

Episode 93 - Crisis FC

Episode 92 - Lost in the Forest

Episode 91 - In It To Darwin It

Episode 90 - Own Goals and Oil Spills

Episode 89 - Uncle Roy's Rock Hard Abs

Episode 88 - 66% Back

Episode 87 - Dead Inside

Episode 86 - Günned Down

Episode 85 - Up For The Scrap

Episode 84 - Dynasty

Episode 83 - Beaches and Bottlejobs

Episode 82 - David de Failure

Episode 81 - Why Are Spurs Like This?

Episode 80 - We Are Done

Episode 79 - Find The Dope

Episode 78 - Now It's Spicy

Episode 77 - Graham Potter & The Chamber of S***

Episode 76 - A Certain Level of Suffering

Episode - 75 - One Minute Meltdown

Episode 74 - The Lineage of Terrible Defenders

Episode 73 - Tonking

Episode 72 - Tasty, Tasty, Carabao

Episode 71 - Christiano Woodnaldo

Episode 70 - Pass the Tinfoil

Episode 69 - Dyched

Episode 68 - My Little Murder Hamster

Episode 67 - Nketiah's In The Room

Episode 66 - Derby Delights

Episode 65 - Lord Boehldemort

Episode 64 - Prem Soccer

Episode 63 - Destiny

Episode 62 - Give Me Mor

Episode 61 - License to Kyl

Episode 60 - Ouch

Bonus Episode - Canada vs Belgium

Episode 59 - A Moderate Fever

Episode 58 - Explain the Nonsense

Episode 57 - Good Ebening

Episode 56 - Well DeZerbed

Episode 55 - Kovathicc

Episode 54 - Stylish Guy with Attitude

Episode 53 - Trivia Night

Episode 52 - Terminated

Episode 51 - The Football is Dier

Episode 50 - Yazid, Antonio and Tammy

Episode 49 - 4-4-Tuchel

Episode 48 - An-Toni

Episode 47 - You Ok, Scott?

Episode 46 - Mala-See Ya Later

Episode 45 - The Bald Man Syndicate

Episode 44 - Great for the Content

Episode 43 - Here We Go Again

Episode 42 - On the Eddie Beach

4-4-Touque Ep 41 - Vini Vidi Vici

4-4-Touque Ep 40 - A Perfectly Calm Last Day

4-4-Touque Ep 39 - The FA Klopp Final

4-4-Touque Ep 38 - Is It Done Yet

4-4-Touque Ep 37 - Picky Blinders

4-4-Touque Ep 36 - Let's All Laugh at Man United

Bonus Episode - NketiYa Gunners Ya

4-4-Touque Ep 35 - Watch Your Steff

4-4-Touque Ep 34 - En Guardiola

4-4-Touque Ep 33 - Draw Me Like One of Your French Teams

4-4-Touque Ep 32 - Sir John Herdman

4-4-Touque Ep 31 - Tactics Tim

4-4-Touque Ep 30 - Now You Siu Me

4-4-Touque Ep 29 - Derby Daze

4-4-Touque Ep 28 - Carabao Kep

4-4-Touque Ep 27 - Cancelo the Parade

4-4-Touque Ep 26 - A Streetcar Named Maguire

4-4-Touque Ep 25 - The Mané in the Mirror

4-4-Touque Ep 24 - Captain Sweatpants

4-4-Touque Ep 23 - Alexandre Lackathreat

4-4-Touque Ep 22 - Sexy Toni

4-4-Touque Ep 21 - The Magic of the Cup ™

4-4-Touque Ep 20 - Too Many Thomases

Tales From Tindall: Mike Smith

4-4-Touque Ep 19 - To Bielsa or Not to Bielsa

4-4-Touque Ep 18 - Forgive Us, VAR Gods

4-4-Touque Ep 17 - Fred Might Be Brazilian

4-4-Touque Ep 16 - Fast, Furious & Rampant

4-4-Touque Ep 15 - Ole Gunnar Solsk-fired

4-4-Touque Ep 14 - That Is Not Coffee

4-4-Touque Ep 13 - When Is Your Birthday?

4-4-Touque Ep 12 - Sacked in the Morning

4-4-Touque Ep 11 - Ole's At The Wheel

4-4-Touque Ep 10 - Get This Man A Dog

4-4-Touque Ep 9 - Takeover on Tyneside

4-4-Touque Ep 8 - Tactics and Vibes

4-4-Touque Ep 7 - Toni Strikes Back

4-4-Touque Ep 6 - Dude, Where's my VAR

4-4-Touque Ep 5 - That's Not What Debut Means

4-4-Touque Ep4 - Lunatics in Traffic

4-4-Touque Ep3 - Someone Give Toni a Hug

4-4-Touque Ep2 - The Assassination of Pablo Mari by the Coward Romelu Lukaku

4-4-Touque Ep1 - Ben White is a Dollar Store Lindelof