The Absolute Talk Show

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The Absolute Talk Show

Wanna Call-in to the show? (651)504-2593Hosted by a group of lifelong friends that discuss everything from wild and funny criminals and weird news you didn't know was real.

  1. 132

    Ep 132. Ian Crashed His Car

    Trent (Peej), Alan and Ian are back! and we discuss Ian crashed his car on the way to this episode, Questions about Convicts, Law and disorder, A 70-Year-old woman spins out of control from a helicopter and so much more!

  2. 131

    Ep 131. National Deer Calling Championship

    CALL IN [651-504-2593], LEAVE US A BRIEF MESSAGE ON WHAT YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT, AND WE WILL CALL YOU BACK DURING THE NEXT SHOW! Peej, Alan and *Special Guest* Brandon joins us in discussing the Porta-Potty from the sky, Questions About Convicts, the girl that sneezes 12,000 times a day and so much more!

  3. 130

    Ep 130. The Pros and Cons of A.I. in Schools

    Wanna call the show? (651)504-2593Trent (Peej) and Ian talk about the Pros and cons of A.I. in Schools, a Stephen Hawking tribute performance, a man dunked his head in a Deep Fryer, The UK is banning first cousin marriage and so much more!

  4. 129

    Ep 129. Law & Disorder

    Trent (Peej), Alan, Ian, Brent & Jake all return and we have and new segment! Law and Disorder! we also talk "Questions about Convicts", "Nature is Metal" Ian's air mattress and so much more!

  5. 128

    Ep 128. Atari Founded Chuck E. Cheese

    Trent (Peej), and Alan talk about the Wayzata Chilly Open, Sing Song Blues Guitar for Hugh Jackman. Cow tipping isn't real. Toy Story 5 concept and much more!

  6. 127

    Ep 127. The Ostrich Footed People

    Trent (Peej) & Brent are back and Alan & Ian join us Via our new "Discord" call in line! in this episode we talk about sticky kicks, burn cages, surge protectors expire and so much more!

  7. 126

    Ep 126. Sedation Ink & the iPhone Pocket

    Trent (Peej), Alan, Brent & Jake return. And Brendan Joins us is discussing a tattoo company that will sedate you! and the iPhone Pocket and how useless it is. An ice purse and so much more!

  8. 125

    Ep 125. Stupid people. Enough said

    Trent (Peej), Alan Brendan & eventually Brent are back and we are showing everyone why natural selection is also great for comedy! With everything from running red lights to explosions, it only gets more interesting!

  9. 124

    Ep 124. Auto Brewery Syndrome & "Are you the Antichrist"

    Trent (Peej), Ian, Alan & SPECIAL GUEST Brendan joins us in discussing auto brewery syndrome, Questions About Convicts, a judge getting fired for impersonating Elvis, a Nudist golf course, Racoons are getting domesticated and so much more!

  10. 123

    Ep. 123 Fear of Vomiting & Urinal Talk

    Trent (Peej), Alan & Brent talk about everything form grease theft to research monkeys escaped, the fear of vomiting, urinal talk, a carjacker returns the car, family feud questions and so much more

  11. 122

    Ep 122. The Ed Gein Story & Woman Fakes Entire Pregnancy!

    Trent (Peej) and Brent discuss the Ed Gein Story on Netflix, A woman faked her entire pregnancy & birth. Taco Bells 50k Ultramarathon, The Louvre Jewels stolen and so much more!

  12. 121

    Ep 121. Roblox & Silent Disco

    Trent (Peej) & Alan talk about the Twin Cities Film Festival, Trent's taking camera classes, Pumpkin trails, Roblox, sounds you can hear by talking about them and so much more!

  13. 120

    Ep 120. Diddy Sentenced & Scaphism

    We're back! Peej, Alan, Brent & Jake return to talk about Druski in white face, the disaster at the Emmys, Poop Cruise, the new walmart logo costing way too much and so much more!

  14. 119

    Ep 119. Would You "Feed Your Pets to Predators" at the Zoo?

    Trent (Peej), Alan and Brent talk about a man in a bear suit, a local zoo wants your pets to feed to predators, St. Paul man removes hundreds of sewer grates and so much more! Go Follow us on all platforms!

  15. 118

    Ep 118. Thats it. We're Cancelled

    Trent (Peej), Ian (Q.W.I.D.) and Alan discuss the bachelor party weekend, Questions about convicts, what's something weird you believed as a kid? Cast or Crap, Golf and so much more!

  16. 117

    Ep 117. What If They Brought Back Dinosaurs

    Peej, Alan & Brent talk everything from weird ways to cut pizza to a man being pulled into an MRI machine. What if they brought back dinosaurs. Peej got engaged! And so much more!

  17. 116

    Ep 116. Sheriff Drugs Officer and Spikes Coffee w/Viagra!

    Trent (Peej), Ian & Brent are back, and we talk about a sheriff from hell! A couple that has nothing better to do. Venice is trying to make structures out of magma! and so much more!

  18. 115

    Ep 115. Can Soap Be Dirty?

    Trent (Peej), Ian and Alan talk Can soap be dirty? Point Nemo, Changing your eye color, Questions about convicts and so much more!

  19. 114

    Ep 114. Sheep Dip and Chiropractor Deaths

    Trent (Peej), Ian and Brent talk about Sheep dip and what it does. Allergies, Subway Deaths by Chiropractics and much more!

  20. 113

    Ep 113. $18,300 for an "Invisible Statue"

    Trent (Peej), Brent and Alan talk about a cargo ship running ashore on a man's property, spilling smelling salts..., Questions about convicts, 2 doors 2 guards' riddle, Spin launch and more!!

  21. 112

    Ep 112. The Real I.D. & Annabelle Doll Out of Her Box

    Trent (Peej), Alan, & Special Guest Kayla discuss The Real ID, Starbucks uniforms, the curse of Annabelle, Questions About Convicts, The Paternoster lift, Urban Dictionary Definitions, Angry Gamers, Thermostat temperatures and more!

  22. 111

    Ep 111. Shellfish Allergies & Using a Bidet...

    Trent (Peej), Alan, Eddie and our Special guest Dalton talk about how people with shellfish allergies are allergic to cockroaches and a few other shocking things. 'Questions About Convicts', Eddie is obsessed with his bidet and so much more!

  23. 110

    Ep 110. Sperm Racing & Drinking Stories

    Trent (Peej), Ian, Alan & Eddie talk about Sperm racing, Questions about convicts, Phobias, "Pinball Eddie" stories and much more! Like and Follow!

  24. 109

    Ep 109. The Micronation of Rose Island & Katy Perry in "Space"

    Trent (Peej), Ian, Brent and Alan talk about donating plasma, The Micronation known as Republic of Rose Island, the difference between Dwarves and Dwarfs, Urban dictionary definitions, Questions About Convicts, Phobias and fetishes and much more! Make sure to Like and Subscribe!

  25. 108

    Ep 108. Foam Houses and Hiring a Student Hitman for 2K$

    Trent (Peej), Ian and Brent return talking about Questions About Convicts, Would You Rather Questions, a woman hired a student to kill her husband for only $2,000. what would you do if your baby was switched at birth and you found out years later? And so much more! Like and Follow!

  26. 107

    Ep 107. Sueing God & Urban Dictionary Definitions

    Trent (Peej), Ian, Brent, Jake and Alan talk about someone is trying to sue god, there's a firing range over a highway. Taking substances up the butt (AKA Boofing) Questions about Convicts and more! Go Follow and Rate!

  27. 106

    Ep 106. Smelling Salts & Birth via 8 GS of Centrifugal Force

    Trent, Brent, Jake, Alan and Eddie start they day off with some smelling salts and talk about "Questions About Convicts". The Blonsky (birthing) device. Verizon customer service and a lot more! Like, Comment & Subscribe!

  28. 105

    Ep 105. Olympics Most Wanted & Choosing a Firing Squad Execution

    Trent (Peej), Brent, Jake and Alan talk about the idea of choosing your execution on death row, a man was just executed by firing squad, BY CHOICE. A former Olympian turned drug Trafficker. Dennys remodeled, and the service industry and much more!

  29. 104

    Ep 104. Marine Sergeant and Aircraft Mechanic

    Trent (Peej) and Brent are joined by Jake L, a Sergeant in the Marines and Aircraft mechanic on MV22 - Osprey. Follow for more!

  30. 103

    Ep 103. Divorce Beach & Tortilla Slap Part II

    Peej, Ian, Brent and Jake do Tortilla slap Part II. Lovers beach vs. Divorce beach. how much can 400 horses pull? "Questions About Convicts" a cheap hooker or an Expensive one? and so much more wild stuff! Subscribe and stay tuned!

  31. 102

    Ep 102. Echolocation & "My Husbands Not Gay"

    Peej, Ian, Brent, Alan and Eddie discuss a blind boy that learned to use echolocation and rides a bike! Questions about convicts, and a TV show called "My Husbands Not Gay"

  32. 101

    Ep 101. The Sky King, Explosions and The Red Ring of Death

    Trent (Peej) and Alan return with our Special Guest Peter (Alans Brother). we discuss Questions about Convicts, "The Sky King", Explosions, The 4 nation hockey face off and Who comments on a porn video?

  33. 100

    Ep 100. Tortilla Slap Fight and Carolina Reaper Challenge

    Trent (Peej), Ian, Brent, Alan and Eddie all return for episode 100! We slap each other with tortillas and eat a Carolina reaper Pepper, Ian Spit takes milk and so much more! Follow, Like and Subscribe for more great content!

  34. 99

    Ep 99. From Amish Roots to Theological Truths: A Journey of Transformation

    Trent (Peej) and Brent Interview our good friend Ian. Former Amish, and Theologist joins us and tells us all about his life in the Amish community, Rumspringa, and his life since leaving the community. As well as he tells us about his faith and his journey studying the field. Follow for more!

  35. 98

    Ep 98. Arrested for Cyber Farting and a "Bag Full of Drugs"

    Trent (Peej) Brent, Ian are joined by Alan and Colin discussing questions about convicts and weird looking cars. Wanna go back to DVDs? Reboots... and stay tuned and follow for more!

  36. 97

    Ep 97. Off the Wall in South Korea: Swastika Pizza and Army Antics

    Trent (Peej) Brent and Ian are back and Eddie returns! We discuss stories from Eddies days in the Army, is falling off walls a trend in our group? A pizza with a swastika on it, "I hit a deer in your car" and so much more! Follow, Rate and Share with everyone!

  37. 96

    Ep 96. A Coyote in an Aldi, Husband Left Wife at Airport and Axe or Katana?

    Trent (Peej) and Brent return with special guest Eddie, discussing an axe attacker, what's scarier "someone with an axe or a katana' a man leaves his wife at the airport because she wanted Starbucks. Tom Cruise is short. a 21 y/o won a $9.2 million jackpot and more! Follow! Rate and Comment!

  38. 95

    Ep 95. My Truck Was Stolen, U.S. Air Guitar Competiton and Brutally Honest Kids

    Trent (Peej) and Ian are back, and Alan has returned! we talk about some crazy 'Questions about Convicts', kids being Brutally honest, someone stole Alans Truck and robbed a bank with it! And so much more so follow and stay tuned for more!

  39. 94

    Ep 94. Murder Witness Parrot, Scandalous Cellblock Secrets and Food Recall

    Trent (Peej) and Brent talk about a hay trailer tip over, a former Onlyfans model turned prison guard sleeps with prisoners gets 15 months, food recalls and so much more! Share and Follow!

  40. 93

    Ep 93. "Someone Stole My Driveway."

    Trent (Peej) Brent and Jake discuss the holidays, 'Questions About Convicts' a man sets his neighbors' homes on fire, a Florida woman said "I come home and my driveway is gone", a man fends off robbers with an RPG and so much more! Share, Subscribe and Stay tuned!

  41. 92

    Ep 92. Thieves Steal Over 11,000 lbs. of Nutella

    Trent and Brent are talking about learning guitar, a train derailment, homeless street fights and thieves in Germany steal 5 metric tons of Nutella. Follow, Rate and Share!

  42. 91

    Ep 91. Just Like "Old" Times

    Trent (Peej), Brent, Ian and Jake are back! We talk 'Questions about Convicts', Friendsgiving and classic bar talk. Stay tuned and Subscribe!

  43. 90

    Ep 90. Monks, Celibacy, Soaking and The 700 Lb Middle Finger

    It's the 2-year anniversary episode! Trent and Brent are back, and things are getting out of hand! We discuss 'Questions about Convicts' a man who made a 700 Lb middle finger out of spite, why is it illegal to take Bald eagle feathers? A woman finds out her child isn't hers! Monks and why they meditate (for so long) Ian calls in and brings up soaking. and so much more! Share, follow, rate like and comment!

  44. 89

    Ep 89. New Friends and New Beginnings

    Trent (Peej) is back in the Studio with Special Guest Elliot Cox, talking about his backstory along with Cooking a good Steak, The Jake Paul V. Mike Tyson Fight, 80,000Lbs of butter recalled, "Nature is Metal" and more so Like, Follow, Rate us and leave a comment down below! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:45 - Who is Elliot 00:07:02 - Jake Paul V. Mike Tyson Fights 00:43:10 - Best way to cook a Steak 01:15:35 - 80000 lbs of butter recalled 01:42:44 - Nature is Metal 02: 22:42 - Outro

  45. 88

    Ep 88. Jake Paul V. Mike Tyson Live Commentary

    Trent (AKA Peej), Brent and Colin are watching the Jake Paul V. Mike Tyson live Netflix event reaction starting with the second fight of the night, Thanks for watching, Stay tuned for more!

  46. 87

    Ep 87. Close Calls with Spoon Mang

    Trent (Peej), Ian and our Guest Brandon (The Man) Hanson AKA Spoon Mang is Back! and we talk about crazy close calls on motorcycles. How did You Remember North, South, East and West as a kid? Daylight savings is dumb. And the upcoming Mike Tyson Vs. Jake Paul fight!

  47. 86

    Ep 86. Wait. What's in a Pumpkin Spice Latte?

    The "Rent" Brothers (Trent and Brent) talk Questions About Convicts, "Would you rather..." questions, and some bizarre facts you didn't want to know. Stay tuned, Like, Follow and Rate us!

  48. 85

    Ep 85. Halloween Stories

    Trent, Ian and Brent shout out to Shelby for making us custom can koozies! We discuss Halloween stories past and present, questions about convicts and tons of weird facts so like, subscribe and stay tuned for more!

  49. 84

    Ep 84. Montana Man Makes Illegal Crossbreed Sheep

    Trent and Ian are back and talking about a man cross bred sheep, and we try to pronounce "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu" (Yes it is a real place) and a lot more so stick around and Subscribe!

  50. 83

    Ep 83. Priest Spends 40K on Candy Crush

    Trent and brent are discussing, would you rather, nature is metal, questions about convicts, Vaping raises blood sugar, Preist Spends 40K on Candy Crush and what did Diddy do?

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