All Episodes
The Absolute Talk Show — 132 episodes
Ep 132. Ian Crashed His Car
Ep 131. National Deer Calling Championship
Ep 130. The Pros and Cons of A.I. in Schools
Ep 129. Law & Disorder
Ep 128. Atari Founded Chuck E. Cheese
Ep 127. The Ostrich Footed People
Ep 126. Sedation Ink & the iPhone Pocket
Ep 125. Stupid people. Enough said
Ep 124. Auto Brewery Syndrome & "Are you the Antichrist"
Ep. 123 Fear of Vomiting & Urinal Talk
Ep 122. The Ed Gein Story & Woman Fakes Entire Pregnancy!
Ep 121. Roblox & Silent Disco
Ep 120. Diddy Sentenced & Scaphism
Ep 119. Would You "Feed Your Pets to Predators" at the Zoo?
Ep 118. Thats it. We're Cancelled
Ep 117. What If They Brought Back Dinosaurs
Ep 116. Sheriff Drugs Officer and Spikes Coffee w/Viagra!
Ep 115. Can Soap Be Dirty?
Ep 114. Sheep Dip and Chiropractor Deaths
Ep 113. $18,300 for an "Invisible Statue"
Ep 112. The Real I.D. & Annabelle Doll Out of Her Box
Ep 111. Shellfish Allergies & Using a Bidet...
Ep 110. Sperm Racing & Drinking Stories
Ep 109. The Micronation of Rose Island & Katy Perry in "Space"
Ep 108. Foam Houses and Hiring a Student Hitman for 2K$
Ep 107. Sueing God & Urban Dictionary Definitions
Ep 106. Smelling Salts & Birth via 8 GS of Centrifugal Force
Ep 105. Olympics Most Wanted & Choosing a Firing Squad Execution
Ep 104. Marine Sergeant and Aircraft Mechanic
Ep 103. Divorce Beach & Tortilla Slap Part II
Ep 102. Echolocation & "My Husbands Not Gay"
Ep 101. The Sky King, Explosions and The Red Ring of Death
Ep 100. Tortilla Slap Fight and Carolina Reaper Challenge
Ep 99. From Amish Roots to Theological Truths: A Journey of Transformation
Ep 98. Arrested for Cyber Farting and a "Bag Full of Drugs"
Ep 97. Off the Wall in South Korea: Swastika Pizza and Army Antics
Ep 96. A Coyote in an Aldi, Husband Left Wife at Airport and Axe or Katana?
Ep 95. My Truck Was Stolen, U.S. Air Guitar Competiton and Brutally Honest Kids
Ep 94. Murder Witness Parrot, Scandalous Cellblock Secrets and Food Recall
Ep 93. "Someone Stole My Driveway."
Ep 92. Thieves Steal Over 11,000 lbs. of Nutella
Ep 91. Just Like "Old" Times
Ep 90. Monks, Celibacy, Soaking and The 700 Lb Middle Finger
Ep 89. New Friends and New Beginnings
Ep 88. Jake Paul V. Mike Tyson Live Commentary
Ep 87. Close Calls with Spoon Mang
Ep 86. Wait. What's in a Pumpkin Spice Latte?
Ep 85. Halloween Stories
Ep 84. Montana Man Makes Illegal Crossbreed Sheep
Ep 83. Priest Spends 40K on Candy Crush
Ep 82. Groin Pain No Gain
Ep 81. Happy Gilmore 2 Theories
Ep 80. PS3 Supercomputer
Ep 79. Buzkashi, Afghanistan's National Sport
Ep 78. Statham and Stallone
Ep 77. We Got VIDEO!!!
Ep 76. KFC, Canes, Chick-fil-A or Popeyes?
Ep 75. Old Friends and forgotten memories
Ep 74. Single-ply TP is Never the Answer
Ep 73. Papa Chapin
Ep 72. Heads down Thumbs up / Restaurant Reviews
Ep 71. A Texturized Sniff
Ep 70. The Real Life "UP!" House
Ep. 69 Wet Socks
Ep 68. Military Ducks, Eels Part 2
Ep 67. The R Kelly Experience
Ep 66. He Threw It On Her Back
Ep 65. Bad Memories but Good Times
Ep 64. Chick-fil-A Sauce VS. Canes
Ep 63. I Naired my Whole Body
Ep 62. Breast Milk and Guitar Hero
Ep 61. Video games are changing
Ep 60. Jumping without a Parachute
Ep 59. I can do better.
Ep 58. Does a straw have 1 or 2 holes?
Ep 57. Dont Be a Donkey, Midwest Goodbyes
Ep 56. Wagyu and Ear Cleaning
Ep 55. "Moms Spaghetti"/ The Line
Ep 54. Anger Issues
Ep 53. From Past Jobs to Pulled Over....
Ep 52. Technical Difficulties and Bashing your Friends, The One Year Anniversary Episode!
Ep 51. From Stepbrothers to Super Heros
Ep 50. Rude people and Frozen Butter
Ep 49. House.
Ep 48. Happy Halloween Special!
Ep 47. Biscuit Can Blowout / The Spiderman of Paris
Ep 46. Serial Killers
Ep 45. Hidden Meanings Behind Disney Movies
Ep 44. 160 Human Traffickers Charged! The Uncontacted Tribe of North Sentinel Island
Ep 43. Convicts and Torture Porn
Ep 42. Dont bully me, ill....
Ep 41. Prison Breaks and Eels are alien?
Ep 40. Would you take a bullet for me??
Ep 39. Bidets and Classic Comedies
Ep 38. Horror films and bullsh*t
Ep 37. RIP Cartoon Network and A.I. Generation
Ep 36. Everything from SAW to Sex toys
Ep 35. Conspiracy Theories Part 2
Ep 34. Strabismus and Jewish friends
Ep 33 Bar talk and conspiracy theories
Ep 32. The Titan and Shadow Boxing
Ep 31. Phobias and The Combat Spoon
Ep 30. Accidents and Assholes
Ep 29. Hells itch and Golfing
Ep 28. Memorial Day Traditions
Ep 27. Restuarant Expectations and Crocodiles
Ep 26. Influences and Legacies
Ep 25. Superheroes and Villains, Intrusive thoughts Part 2
Ep 24. Road kill and Gatorade flavors
Ep 23. Bubble Gum and Awkward Insults
Ep 22. Hypnosis and Hunting
Ep 21. Talkin Non-sense and Tattoo ideas
Ep 20. Doordash and Core memories
Ep 19. A Top Notch Meal, Weird Routines
Ep 18. Summertime Stories, The Zombie Apocalypse
Ep 17. The Outdoors, Atv accidents
Ep 16. Super Mario Movie, and the art of Password Changing
Ep 15. The Paranormal, Musics greatest hits
Ep 14. Is your Zodiac Accurate? Pepper Palace Jerky Fiasco
Ep 13. The hot dog eating champ and Snapple Facts
Ep 12. OJ with or without Pulp/ Don't tell our parents
Ep 11. Intrusive thoughts. Africa is Splitting?
Ep 10. Co-worker crazy stories, Kozy was Fire.
Ep 9. Heelys for adults/ How do you see colors?
Ep 8. Superbowl Sunday, Kangaroos Drown People
Ep 7. School Cafeteria Cartoon Nostalgia
Ep 6. Drive-thrus and Scar Stories
Ep 5. Is cologne a good gift?
Ep 4. Happy Holidays from Us!
Ep 3. The Jalapeno fiasco
Ep 2. Stovetop Ramen or Microwave?
Ep 1. We are who we are