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The Absolute Talk Show — 132 episodes

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Ep 132. Ian Crashed His Car

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Ep 131. National Deer Calling Championship

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Ep 130. The Pros and Cons of A.I. in Schools

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Ep 129. Law & Disorder

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Ep 128. Atari Founded Chuck E. Cheese

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Ep 127. The Ostrich Footed People

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Ep 126. Sedation Ink & the iPhone Pocket

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Ep 125. Stupid people. Enough said

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Ep 124. Auto Brewery Syndrome & "Are you the Antichrist"

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Ep. 123 Fear of Vomiting & Urinal Talk

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Ep 122. The Ed Gein Story & Woman Fakes Entire Pregnancy!

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Ep 121. Roblox & Silent Disco

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Ep 120. Diddy Sentenced & Scaphism

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Ep 119. Would You "Feed Your Pets to Predators" at the Zoo?

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Ep 118. Thats it. We're Cancelled

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Ep 117. What If They Brought Back Dinosaurs

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Ep 116. Sheriff Drugs Officer and Spikes Coffee w/Viagra!

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Ep 115. Can Soap Be Dirty?

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Ep 114. Sheep Dip and Chiropractor Deaths

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Ep 113. $18,300 for an "Invisible Statue"

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Ep 112. The Real I.D. & Annabelle Doll Out of Her Box

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Ep 111. Shellfish Allergies & Using a Bidet...

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Ep 110. Sperm Racing & Drinking Stories

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Ep 109. The Micronation of Rose Island & Katy Perry in "Space"

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Ep 108. Foam Houses and Hiring a Student Hitman for 2K$

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Ep 107. Sueing God & Urban Dictionary Definitions

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Ep 106. Smelling Salts & Birth via 8 GS of Centrifugal Force

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Ep 105. Olympics Most Wanted & Choosing a Firing Squad Execution

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Ep 104. Marine Sergeant and Aircraft Mechanic

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Ep 103. Divorce Beach & Tortilla Slap Part II

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Ep 102. Echolocation & "My Husbands Not Gay"

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Ep 101. The Sky King, Explosions and The Red Ring of Death

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Ep 100. Tortilla Slap Fight and Carolina Reaper Challenge

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Ep 99. From Amish Roots to Theological Truths: A Journey of Transformation

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Ep 98. Arrested for Cyber Farting and a "Bag Full of Drugs"

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Ep 97. Off the Wall in South Korea: Swastika Pizza and Army Antics

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Ep 96. A Coyote in an Aldi, Husband Left Wife at Airport and Axe or Katana?

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Ep 95. My Truck Was Stolen, U.S. Air Guitar Competiton and Brutally Honest Kids

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Ep 94. Murder Witness Parrot, Scandalous Cellblock Secrets and Food Recall

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Ep 93. "Someone Stole My Driveway."

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Ep 92. Thieves Steal Over 11,000 lbs. of Nutella

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Ep 91. Just Like "Old" Times

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Ep 90. Monks, Celibacy, Soaking and The 700 Lb Middle Finger

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Ep 89. New Friends and New Beginnings

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Ep 88. Jake Paul V. Mike Tyson Live Commentary

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Ep 87. Close Calls with Spoon Mang

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Ep 86. Wait. What's in a Pumpkin Spice Latte?

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Ep 85. Halloween Stories

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Ep 84. Montana Man Makes Illegal Crossbreed Sheep

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Ep 83. Priest Spends 40K on Candy Crush

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Ep 82. Groin Pain No Gain

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Ep 81. Happy Gilmore 2 Theories

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Ep 80. PS3 Supercomputer

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Ep 79. Buzkashi, Afghanistan's National Sport

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Ep 78. Statham and Stallone

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Ep 77. We Got VIDEO!!!

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Ep 76. KFC, Canes, Chick-fil-A or Popeyes?

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Ep 75. Old Friends and forgotten memories

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Ep 74. Single-ply TP is Never the Answer

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Ep 73. Papa Chapin

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Ep 72. Heads down Thumbs up / Restaurant Reviews

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Ep 71. A Texturized Sniff

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Ep 70. The Real Life "UP!" House

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Ep. 69 Wet Socks

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Ep 68. Military Ducks, Eels Part 2

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Ep 67. The R Kelly Experience

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Ep 66. He Threw It On Her Back

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Ep 65. Bad Memories but Good Times

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Ep 64. Chick-fil-A Sauce VS. Canes

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Ep 63. I Naired my Whole Body

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Ep 62. Breast Milk and Guitar Hero

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Ep 61. Video games are changing

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Ep 60. Jumping without a Parachute

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Ep 59. I can do better.

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Ep 58. Does a straw have 1 or 2 holes?

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Ep 57. Dont Be a Donkey, Midwest Goodbyes

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Ep 56. Wagyu and Ear Cleaning

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Ep 55. "Moms Spaghetti"/ The Line

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Ep 54. Anger Issues

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Ep 53. From Past Jobs to Pulled Over....

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Ep 52. Technical Difficulties and Bashing your Friends, The One Year Anniversary Episode!

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Ep 51. From Stepbrothers to Super Heros

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Ep 50. Rude people and Frozen Butter

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Ep 49. House.

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Ep 48. Happy Halloween Special!

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Ep 47. Biscuit Can Blowout / The Spiderman of Paris

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Ep 46. Serial Killers

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Ep 45. Hidden Meanings Behind Disney Movies

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Ep 44. 160 Human Traffickers Charged! The Uncontacted Tribe of North Sentinel Island

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Ep 43. Convicts and Torture Porn

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Ep 42. Dont bully me, ill....

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Ep 41. Prison Breaks and Eels are alien?

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Ep 40. Would you take a bullet for me??

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Ep 39. Bidets and Classic Comedies

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Ep 38. Horror films and bullsh*t

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Ep 37. RIP Cartoon Network and A.I. Generation

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Ep 36. Everything from SAW to Sex toys

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Ep 35. Conspiracy Theories Part 2

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Ep 34. Strabismus and Jewish friends

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Ep 33 Bar talk and conspiracy theories

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Ep 32. The Titan and Shadow Boxing

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Ep 31. Phobias and The Combat Spoon

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Ep 30. Accidents and Assholes

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Ep 29. Hells itch and Golfing

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Ep 28. Memorial Day Traditions

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Ep 27. Restuarant Expectations and Crocodiles

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Ep 26. Influences and Legacies

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Ep 25. Superheroes and Villains, Intrusive thoughts Part 2

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Ep 24. Road kill and Gatorade flavors

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Ep 23. Bubble Gum and Awkward Insults

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Ep 22. Hypnosis and Hunting

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Ep 21. Talkin Non-sense and Tattoo ideas

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Ep 20. Doordash and Core memories

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Ep 19. A Top Notch Meal, Weird Routines

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Ep 18. Summertime Stories, The Zombie Apocalypse

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Ep 17. The Outdoors, Atv accidents

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Ep 16. Super Mario Movie, and the art of Password Changing

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Ep 15. The Paranormal, Musics greatest hits

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Ep 14. Is your Zodiac Accurate? Pepper Palace Jerky Fiasco

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Ep 13. The hot dog eating champ and Snapple Facts

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Ep 12. OJ with or without Pulp/ Don't tell our parents

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Ep 11. Intrusive thoughts. Africa is Splitting?

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Ep 10. Co-worker crazy stories, Kozy was Fire.

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Ep 9. Heelys for adults/ How do you see colors?

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Ep 8. Superbowl Sunday, Kangaroos Drown People

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Ep 7. School Cafeteria Cartoon Nostalgia

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Ep 6. Drive-thrus and Scar Stories

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Ep 5. Is cologne a good gift?

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Ep 4. Happy Holidays from Us!

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Ep 3. The Jalapeno fiasco

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Ep 2. Stovetop Ramen or Microwave?

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Ep 1. We are who we are