The Apt Cods Podcast

Episodes

1. 13

   The Apt Cods Podcast: Video Game Commercial

   Is your child bored and has nothing to do? Then buy him a new video game console! This brain-warping machine will make your kids happy! It will also educate them in how to fly spaceships and drive cars, and also how to shoot people.

   Jun 24, 2007
2. 12

   The Apt Cods Podcast: Pet Vet 2

   Nurse: I wonder why we always have the same owner, and she always brings stuffed animals? Surgeon: We are waiting for the animal as we speak. Nurse: Oh, really? Surgeon: Yeah. It should be here in a matter of seconds. Nurse: What is it? Surgeon: 3...2...1... She's not here. Nurse: Well, what is…

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   Jun 24, 2007
3. 11

   The Apt Cods Podcast: Cold Commercial

   Are colds getting you down? Well, introducing the new (some weird brand name with weird letters in it)! This will get rid of all your cold symptoms and also get rid of the nasty bacteria that are trying to get into your lungs.

   Jun 18, 2007
4. 10

   The Apt Cods Podcast: Pop-tarts Mini Games Commercial

   We have a new video game that has just come out! It's called, Kellogg's pop-tarts Mini Games! In this game, you are a pop-tart, and you get to travel around in the world of Pop-tarting. And there are 26 levels, all of which have a giant King of the Pop-tarts at the end. And the bosses are things...

   Jun 7, 2007
5. 9

   The Apt Cods Podcast: Loch Ness Monster Commercial

   How to Find the Loch Ness Monster Make a powder that will make water clear. Get enough of the powder to clear Loch Ness Lake. Pour the powder in the Lake, and wait for two days. You may not be able to see to the bottom of the lake. Prepare a tiny video camera with lights that can send its shots…

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   Jun 6, 2007
6. 8

   The Apt Cods Podcast: Imaginary Animals Commercial

   A commercial about Emma's imaginary animals. Mary did a pretty bad job of describing them.

   Jun 6, 2007
7. 7

   The Apt Cods Podcast: Pet Vet 1

   Pet Vet is a radio show that is sort of like that one show on Animal Planet. Here is one of the two shows that we ever made. (I have taken some small parts out to make it shorter.) Nurse: What is his name? Owner: Slither. Nurse: What is his problem? Owner: He's gone mad. Nurse: He's gone mad!...

   Jun 5, 2007
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   The Apt Cods Podcast: The Cow Story

   Benjamin: There was a cow. The cow was white with black spots. His name was Charlie. And one day, a farmer came, and he fed the cow. Mary: And Charlie's babies came out. And the farmer took all the cows out to the pasture to graze. Then they walked too far and crossed too many streets and they...

   May 30, 2007
9. 5

   The Apt Cods Podcast: Horzhiplaxtin Commercial

   Do you know what Horzhiplaxtin is? You may think it's used to worm horses, but actually it's a kind of drink. It tastes real good. Even though it looks like bird poop. Please try this drink. -by Joseph

   May 30, 2007
10. 4

    The Apt Cods Podcast: My Story by Al B. Darned

    We will now treat you to some old cassette tapes, newly digitized and put into podcast form. This first one is a commercial, advertising a book that Mary wrote in third grade.

    May 30, 2007
11. 3

    The Apt Cods Podcast: Episode 2

    Episode 2 is available here. The lovely lady in this photograph is none other than Ms. Olpud, the guest star for this episode of her show. Mary was not at the studio, so Emma had to pick a random person from off the street. In this episode, you will hear Ms. Olpud tell you about the class she...

    Sep 12, 2006
12. 2

    The Apt Cods Podcast: Episode 1

    The first episode of our podcast should be available at this link. The first episode includes: The Main Pig of Igpay (story by Mary) Treasure Island (story by Mary) If You Have a Friend (song by Emma) a handful of commercials by Mary and Emma and Mary and Emma being the weirdoes they always were....

    Jun 20, 2006