The Average Minute

Average learns he's pretty fly for a white guy, Plays horrible shit on the jukebox, and really has nothing else to talk about. Whip was also there.

Average and Whip discuss the 4th of July, getting your prostate checked, getting bit by sketchy dogs and more. Who even knows. There's alcohol.

Average and Whip talk everything from hot chicks with gross cars, to last wishes. It probably all ties together. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Whip discuss promotions at work, one on one basketball, a dramatic asymmetrical boob situation and more in this ultra riveting episode. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Whip discuss a drunken holiday weekend in Havasu, Who they would trust to give them their memories back, and other super riveting topics. They cant all be winners

Average and Whip talk about stand up comedy because obviously they're experts. Also we find out that Average had a stuffed football companion that helped him through the developmental years. Y'all'r welcome

***DISCLAIMER - GET HIGH OR DRUNK BEFORE LISTENING***Average and Whip get back from a 10 day vacation to Myrtle Beach and try to recall all of the stories, characters and copious notes that are hard to remember when you're wasted in the south. It's a whole scene

Who doesn't lick peanut butter off of a foot? Average and Whip discuss the advantages to a good foot, minor inconveniences that seem unthinkable today, and so much more

Average and Whip talk about everything on Earth being fake (Oh you still believe there's an Earth?) and get lost on several other completely riveting topics.

Average and Whip talk about manscaping, the gayest of all the horns, American BBQ in Japan and what even is Skibidi? It's almost like there's never a plan for these episodes

Average and Whip talk golf, porch geese, the Oak Island treasure and America. It all ties together somehow.

In this episode Average and Whip discuss everything from Getting hit on by a Native American tranny to aliens and parallel dimensions. Its a lot. Y'all'r welcome

Ever want to just sit and watch TV with Average and Whip? This episode is pretty much that. Normally when there's not much to talk about, we find something interesting to discuss. Yeah that didn't happen. Good luck

Ever want to get drunk with Average? Well, he starts this episode off already in the bag. Whip was also tying one on, you just cant hear it. We don't even know what we talked about. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Whip recap a great weekend in Mexico, and delve into many other areas of life such as Men's room etiquette. There's always a sniff. Y'all'r welcome.

Welcome to 2026. New year, same shitty podcast. Average and Whip talk about everything from alienating people to why buying gift cards as a gift is a bad move. We're back. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Whip welcome SRA Jordan Kessler (USAF) to the podcast. SRA Kessler tells us all about his adventures in the Airforce and attempts the BBC challenge. Apologies for the audio quality. 3 dudes, 2 mics. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Whip talk about everything from holiday traditions to the interconnectedness of every life choice and just how much different everything might be if different choices might have been made.

Average and Whip come back from the Thanksgiving holiday with a new lease on life... Or do they? What's it all mean? What's the point to any of it? Riveting...

Average and Whip come off a week in Vegas and need to go on a cleanse to get back to normal.

In this episode, Average (Mario) and Whip (Luigi) delve into everything from having your parents narrate your sex life, to making taxes sexy again. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Whip discuss everything from Average's first time, to rooting for Canada in the World Series.

Average and Whip are back from vacation. Who even knows what we talk about. All kinda stuff apparently. Opinions on everything. Y'all"r welcome

Average and Whip discuss a whole lot of mostly current world happenings. Well, kinda. We love you in Chicago

Two heebs walk into a podcast... yeah, thems just jokes. Whip and Average talk about everything from Ukraine, to fixing furniture, to The People's Court. It's riveting.

Oh boy, we're back! Yeah we really have no agenda here. Y'all'r welcome.

Welp, We thought it couldn't get worse than last week. Y'all'r welcome.

Wow what a long episode. Average and Whip discuss everything from offing yourself with the help of AI to spending the weekend with a trout and the many viruses virtues of international war. Riveting.

Average and Whip discuss... Well, there's cock rings in there somewhere. Plus some other shit. Does anyone actually read this part?

Average and Whip discuss everything from riding tapirs into battle to curiosity about Mormon faith and possibly getting lap dances from trannies. It all comes together somehow.

Tracey Rodriguez is the self proclaimed queen of reinvention. She masterfully fills in for Whip in the riveting episode. We discuss everything from the impacts of AI on geriatric women to doing coke and watching 80's porn. Y'all'r welcomeFor more information on AI for her, visit Instagram https://www.instagram.com/aifor.her

This is a real bottom of the barrel episode. Average and Whip fight desperately to find content. they cant all be winners OK?

Average and Whip start off in the weeds. Yeah they pretty much stay off in the weeds the whole time. There's probably no anal. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Whip go to all corners or their comfort zones in this super riveting episode. Make sure you listen to the whole episode so the title makes sense.

Average and Whip are back from vacation and try to get caught up on everything everything from weekend lake shenanigans to latest conspiracies and cringy childhood stories. We're all over the place.

Average and Whip discuss everything from Indian schools and Japanese internment camps to who's the shot caller in prison and who's the wife. We have range. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Whip try not to go down the ancient civilization rabbit hole, talk riots, raising other people's kids, and oh so much more

Average has a questionable lunch at a reputable restaurant, Whip wants a death row smorgasbord, neither wants their wife to make a short putt for a lot of money.

Average and Whip do their best to recap their holiday weekend in Havasu. It's an adventure to say the least

Average and Whip set off on a journey with absolutely no agenda or direction. We go places you might not want to join

Average and Whip talk about dams for some reason. Super riveting

Average welcomes Elder Jon (Whip) Whipple on the to discuss his rich history with the Mormon church and shit went south in a hurry

Have you ever recorded a podcast with a million people? Welp, Average got high and thought it'd be a great idea to do a podcast.

Average and Moon Lion talk a little match play golf, conspiracies and delve into proper pronunciation of key Yiddish terms. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Moon Lion try to do a NOT golf podcast. Mrs Average thinks we should do a NOT podcast. She might be right

Average and Moon Lion recap the latest MGA tournament, Good and bad golf and discuss lucid dreaming. You'llhave to see where Keanu comes in.

Average and Moon Lion reunite to bring you the mediocrest episode in a long time. Average has a really good round, Moon Lion doesn't need lessons, and neither of us can figure out why it's bad to be patriotic

Average and Mrs. Average attempt to resurrect a once thought to be dead podcast. It goes exactly like you think it would. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Moondog start off strong but struggle to keep the show going later in the cast... kinda like most rounds of golf they play. It's fine.

Seriously, don't listen. But if you do, just know we're doing our best.