PODCAST · comedy
The Average Minute
by Average Johnson
We used to be a golf podcast. Now we're just a totally random podcast that sometimes talks about golf.
Episodes
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Episode #157 - New Delhi Gynecologist
Average and Whip break in the new studio setup, sit way too close to the camera and each other, and discuss many interesting topics. Probably there's a reference to being a gynecologist in India or something.
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Episode #156 - Translating Trump
This is the lost episode we never uploaded. No idea what we talked about but the clips seem to indicate there was some Trump translation in there do there you go. Y'all'r welcome
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Episode #155 - 7 layer casserole and Mom
Average and Whip talk about a bunch of stuff you don't don't care about and then all of the sudden the episode gets good. Not going to tell you when but you're gonna want to listen to the whole thing. Y'all'r welcome
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Episode #154 - Down with the sadness
Average and Whip discuss the news of the world, updates on Average's health, life and death... it's a whole scene, man
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Episode #153 - Peptides and Waterbeds
Average and Whip come back from a long break and talk mostly about Average's general health, what is real sex, and the absolute worst day of Average's life to date
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Episode #152 - That's the power of Pine Sol
Average learns he's pretty fly for a white guy, Plays horrible shit on the jukebox, and really has nothing else to talk about. Whip was also there.
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Episode #151 - I got bit by an inbred dog
Average and Whip discuss the 4th of July, getting your prostate checked, getting bit by sketchy dogs and more. Who even knows. There's alcohol.
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Episode #150 - Hot girls are gross
Average and Whip talk everything from hot chicks with gross cars, to last wishes. It probably all ties together. Y'all'r welcome
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Episode #149 - There was aggressive asymmetry
Average and Whip discuss promotions at work, one on one basketball, a dramatic asymmetrical boob situation and more in this ultra riveting episode. Y'all'r welcome
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Episode #148 - I'm straight, it's my butt that's gay
Average and Whip discuss a drunken holiday weekend in Havasu, Who they would trust to give them their memories back, and other super riveting topics. They cant all be winners
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Episode #147 - Who didn't have a f*ck football?
Average and Whip talk about stand up comedy because obviously they're experts. Also we find out that Average had a stuffed football companion that helped him through the developmental years. Y'all'r welcome
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Episode #146 - Wetter than an otter's pocket
***DISCLAIMER - GET HIGH OR DRUNK BEFORE LISTENING*** Average and Whip get back from a 10 day vacation to Myrtle Beach and try to recall all of the stories, characters and copious notes that are hard to remember when you're wasted in the south. It's a whole scene
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Episode #145 - Average is a gimp
Who doesn't lick peanut butter off of a foot? Average and Whip discuss the advantages to a good foot, minor inconveniences that seem unthinkable today, and so much more
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Episode #144 - Ribs and Nips
Average and Whip talk about everything on Earth being fake (Oh you still believe there's an Earth?) and get lost on several other completely riveting topics.
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Episode #143 - No Seppuku in America
Average and Whip talk about manscaping, the gayest of all the horns, American BBQ in Japan and what even is Skibidi? It's almost like there's never a plan for these episodes
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Episode #142 - What even is a porch goose?
Average and Whip talk golf, porch geese, the Oak Island treasure and America. It all ties together somehow.
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Episode #141 - Hello There
In this episode Average and Whip discuss everything from Getting hit on by a Native American tranny to aliens and parallel dimensions. Its a lot. Y'all'r welcome
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Episode #140 - Pandas aren't allowed to be Mexican
Ever want to just sit and watch TV with Average and Whip? This episode is pretty much that. Normally when there's not much to talk about, we find something interesting to discuss. Yeah that didn't happen. Good luck
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Episode #139 - It was a LOT of tequila
Ever want to get drunk with Average? Well, he starts this episode off already in the bag. Whip was also tying one on, you just cant hear it. We don't even know what we talked about. Y'all'r welcome
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Episode #138 - There's always a sniff
Average and Whip recap a great weekend in Mexico, and delve into many other areas of life such as Men's room etiquette. There's always a sniff. Y'all'r welcome.
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Episode #137 - You're not gonna be my friend
Welcome to 2026. New year, same shitty podcast. Average and Whip talk about everything from alienating people to why buying gift cards as a gift is a bad move. We're back. Y'all'r welcome
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Episode #135 - Cocks go all in
Average and Whip welcome SRA Jordan Kessler (USAF) to the podcast. SRA Kessler tells us all about his adventures in the Airforce and attempts the BBC challenge. Apologies for the audio quality. 3 dudes, 2 mics. Y'all'r welcome
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Episode #134 - Christmas in Gaza and the butterfly effect
Average and Whip talk about everything from holiday traditions to the interconnectedness of every life choice and just how much different everything might be if different choices might have been made.
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Episode #133 - The joys of Nihilism
Average and Whip come back from the Thanksgiving holiday with a new lease on life... Or do they? What's it all mean? What's the point to any of it? Riveting...
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Episode #132 - Bikram yoga with The Average Minute
Average and Whip come off a week in Vegas and need to go on a cleanse to get back to normal.
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Episode #131 - Making taxes sexy again
In this episode, Average (Mario) and Whip (Luigi) delve into everything from having your parents narrate your sex life, to making taxes sexy again. Y'all'r welcome
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Episode #130 - I'm not podcasting from the cuck chair
Average and Whip discuss everything from Average's first time, to rooting for Canada in the World Series.
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Episode #129 - I make a terrible judge
Average and Whip are back from vacation. Who even knows what we talk about. All kinda stuff apparently. Opinions on everything. Y'all"r welcome
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Episode #128 - RIP Jane Goodall
Average and Whip discuss a whole lot of mostly current world happenings. Well, kinda. We love you in Chicago
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Episode #127 - Ukrainian goat fat
Two heebs walk into a podcast... yeah, thems just jokes. Whip and Average talk about everything from Ukraine, to fixing furniture, to The People's Court. It's riveting.
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Episode #126 - Caked up gold miners in San Francisco
Oh boy, we're back! Yeah we really have no agenda here. Y'all'r welcome.
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Episode #125 - Don't donate my organs
Welp, We thought it couldn't get worse than last week. Y'all'r welcome.
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Episode #124 - Bye my friend!
Wow what a long episode. Average and Whip discuss everything from offing yourself with the help of AI to spending the weekend with a trout and the many viruses virtues of international war. Riveting.
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Episode #123 - 3 Ring circus
Average and Whip discuss... Well, there's cock rings in there somewhere. Plus some other shit. Does anyone actually read this part?
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Episode #122 - He was hung like a tapir
Average and Whip discuss everything from riding tapirs into battle to curiosity about Mormon faith and possibly getting lap dances from trannies. It all comes together somehow.
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Episode #121 - AI for DOT her
Tracey Rodriguez is the self proclaimed queen of reinvention. She masterfully fills in for Whip in the riveting episode. We discuss everything from the impacts of AI on geriatric women to doing coke and watching 80's porn. Y'all'r welcome For more information on AI for her, visit Instagram...
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Episode #120 - Ever mash a dirt worm down the shower drain?
This is a real bottom of the barrel episode. Average and Whip fight desperately to find content. they cant all be winners OK?
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Episode #119 - Maybe there's anal...
Average and Whip start off in the weeds. Yeah they pretty much stay off in the weeds the whole time. There's probably no anal. Y'all'r welcome
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Episode #118 - You ever thumb wrestle your wiener?
Average and Whip go to all corners or their comfort zones in this super riveting episode. Make sure you listen to the whole episode so the title makes sense.
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Episode #117 - Oh, you believe there's a Moon?
Average and Whip are back from vacation and try to get caught up on everything everything from weekend lake shenanigans to latest conspiracies and cringy childhood stories. We're all over the place.
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Episode #116 - Is Average the shot caller?
Average and Whip discuss everything from Indian schools and Japanese internment camps to who's the shot caller in prison and who's the wife. We have range. Y'all'r welcome
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Episode #115 - What's beyond the ice wall?
Average and Whip try not to go down the ancient civilization rabbit hole, talk riots, raising other people's kids, and oh so much more
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Episode #114 - Don't eat the colostomy gumbo
Average has a questionable lunch at a reputable restaurant, Whip wants a death row smorgasbord, neither wants their wife to make a short putt for a lot of money.
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Episode #113 - We can't remember Memorial weekend
Average and Whip do their best to recap their holiday weekend in Havasu. It's an adventure to say the least
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Episode #112 - Whip wants to try Shin Shi Shin Shi
Average and Whip set off on a journey with absolutely no agenda or direction. We go places you might not want to join
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Episode #111 - It's the Average Dam Minute
Average and Whip talk about dams for some reason. Super riveting
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Episode #110 - The Mormon origins of Whip
Average welcomes Elder Jon (Whip) Whipple on the to discuss his rich history with the Mormon church and shit went south in a hurry
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Episode #109 - High, how are you?
Have you ever recorded a podcast with a million people? Welp, Average got high and thought it'd be a great idea to do a podcast.
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Episode #108 - Save your shekels for Chompies
Average and Moon Lion talk a little match play golf, conspiracies and delve into proper pronunciation of key Yiddish terms. Y'all'r welcome
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Episode #107 - How to get your wife to make you a sammich
Average and Moon Lion try to do a NOT golf podcast. Mrs Average thinks we should do a NOT podcast. She might be right
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
We used to be a golf podcast. Now we're just a totally random podcast that sometimes talks about golf.
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Average Johnson
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How many episodes does The Average Minute have?
The Average Minute currently has 158 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is The Average Minute about?
We used to be a golf podcast. Now we're just a totally random podcast that sometimes talks about golf.
How often does The Average Minute release new episodes?
The Average Minute publishes regularly with 158 episodes available. Check the episode list for the typical release schedule.
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The Average Minute is created and hosted by Average Johnson.
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