All Episodes

Episode #157 - New Delhi Gynecologist

Episode #156 - Translating Trump

Episode #155 - 7 layer casserole and Mom

Episode #154 - Down with the sadness

Episode #153 - Peptides and Waterbeds

Episode #152 - That's the power of Pine Sol

Episode #151 - I got bit by an inbred dog

Episode #150 - Hot girls are gross

Episode #149 - There was aggressive asymmetry

Episode #148 - I'm straight, it's my butt that's gay

Episode #147 - Who didn't have a f*ck football?

Episode #146 - Wetter than an otter's pocket

Episode #145 - Average is a gimp

Episode #144 - Ribs and Nips

Episode #143 - No Seppuku in America

Episode #142 - What even is a porch goose?

Episode #141 - Hello There

Episode #140 - Pandas aren't allowed to be Mexican

Episode #139 - It was a LOT of tequila

Episode #138 - There's always a sniff

Episode #137 - You're not gonna be my friend

Episode #135 - Cocks go all in

Episode #134 - Christmas in Gaza and the butterfly effect

Episode #133 - The joys of Nihilism

Episode #132 - Bikram yoga with The Average Minute

Episode #131 - Making taxes sexy again

Episode #130 - I'm not podcasting from the cuck chair

Episode #129 - I make a terrible judge

Episode #128 - RIP Jane Goodall

Episode #127 - Ukrainian goat fat

Episode #126 - Caked up gold miners in San Francisco

Episode #125 - Don't donate my organs

Episode #124 - Bye my friend!

Episode #123 - 3 Ring circus

Episode #122 - He was hung like a tapir

Episode #121 - AI for DOT her

Episode #120 - Ever mash a dirt worm down the shower drain?

Episode #119 - Maybe there's anal...

Episode #118 - You ever thumb wrestle your wiener?

Episode #117 - Oh, you believe there's a Moon?

Episode #116 - Is Average the shot caller?

Episode #115 - What's beyond the ice wall?

Episode #114 - Don't eat the colostomy gumbo

Episode #113 - We can't remember Memorial weekend

Episode #112 - Whip wants to try Shin Shi Shin Shi

Episode #111 - It's the Average Dam Minute

Episode #110 - The Mormon origins of Whip

Episode #109 - High, how are you?

Episode #108 - Save your shekels for Chompies

Episode #107 - How to get your wife to make you a sammich

Episode #106 - Keanu Reeves wants to do the Podcast

Episode #105 - The best round of Average's life this year

Episode #104 - I'm a bit of a buff

Episode #103 - Follow us on the Myspace

Episode #102 - Don't listen to this episode

Episode #101 - We STILL don't know what we're doing

Episode #100 - What exactly is a chicken stick?

Episode #99 part 2 - Douche or Swoosh?

Episode #99 part 1 - Questionable use of taint

Episode #98 - Its like two boys kissing in the woods

Episode #97 - Sucking dick for shots on the golf course

Episode #96 - Is there such a thing as bad head?

Episode #95 - Why don't you buy a rotisserie chicken or something nice

Episode #94 - I come from a long line of assholes

Episode #93 - I have eyes everywhere

Episode #92 - I'm playing a bitch ass fade

Episode #91 - Extreme soaking and how it applies to you

Episode #90 - Even UFC fighters have a punchy coach

Episode #89 - I am Kenough

Episode #88 - She has K

Episode #87 - Not in our wildest dreams

Episode #86 - MGA Season Preview 2024

Episode #85 - I bought a Bowflex on Facebook

Episode #84 - Fat stacks of Dinar

Episode #83 - Good Morning Missy

Episode #82 - Conjunctive slurping (part 2)

Episode #81 - Conjunctive Slurping (Part 1)

Episode #80 - Who still has carpet in the bathroom?

Episode #79 - Let's call a spade a spade

Episode #78 - How soon is too soon?

Episode #77 ‐ The podcast almost dies in Vegas

Episode #76 - Where in the world is Whip?

Episode #75 - I prefer driver on par 3's

Episode #74 - I'm a ssssnake

Episode #73 - Under the Noodle

Episode #72 - Average wins the Last Gasp

Episode #71 - We're out on the Portugese

Episode #70 - Nobody beats off Fairway Jesus

Episode #69 - The Average Johnson WTF Playlist

Episode #68 - More scandalous than Obama's tan suit

Episode #67 ‐ So David, what a dad bod is...

Episode #66 - So David, what a podcast is...

Episode #65 - I sucked a little dick last night

Episode #64 - I don't think the Persians get enough credit

Episode #63 - Moon Lion and The Teflon Don

Episode #62 - Can you do hard drugs on a podcast?

Episode #61 - Yard O' Beef

Episode #60 - Dude, you can't suck it like that

Episode #59 - Love in an elevator

Episode #58 - Bitchin Camaro