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The Average Minute — 153 episodes
Episode #152 - That's the power of Pine Sol
Episode #151 - I got bit by an inbred dog
Episode #150 - Hot girls are gross
Episode #149 - There was aggressive asymmetry
Episode #148 - I'm straight, it's my butt that's gay
Episode #147 - Who didn't have a f*ck football?
Episode #146 - Wetter than an otter's pocket
Episode #145 - Average is a gimp
Episode #144 - Ribs and Nips
Episode #143 - No Seppuku in America
Episode #142 - What even is a porch goose?
Episode #141 - Hello There
Episode #140 - Pandas aren't allowed to be Mexican
Episode #139 - It was a LOT of tequila
Episode #138 - There's always a sniff
Episode #137 - You're not gonna be my friend
Episode #135 - Cocks go all in
Episode #134 - Christmas in Gaza and the butterfly effect
Episode #133 - The joys of Nihilism
Episode #132 - Bikram yoga with The Average Minute
Episode #131 - Making taxes sexy again
Episode #130 - I'm not podcasting from the cuck chair
Episode #129 - I make a terrible judge
Episode #128 - RIP Jane Goodall
Episode #127 - Ukrainian goat fat
Episode #126 - Caked up gold miners in San Francisco
Episode #125 - Don't donate my organs
Episode #124 - Bye my friend!
Episode #123 - 3 Ring circus
Episode #122 - He was hung like a tapir
Episode #121 - AI for DOT her
Episode #120 - Ever mash a dirt worm down the shower drain?
Episode #119 - Maybe there's anal...
Episode #118 - You ever thumb wrestle your wiener?
Episode #117 - Oh, you believe there's a Moon?
Episode #116 - Is Average the shot caller?
Episode #115 - What's beyond the ice wall?
Episode #114 - Don't eat the colostomy gumbo
Episode #113 - We can't remember Memorial weekend
Episode #112 - Whip wants to try Shin Shi Shin Shi
Episode #111 - It's the Average Dam Minute
Episode #110 - The Mormon origins of Whip
Episode #109 - High, how are you?
Episode #108 - Save your shekels for Chompies
Episode #107 - How to get your wife to make you a sammich
Episode #106 - Keanu Reeves wants to do the Podcast
Episode #105 - The best round of Average's life this year
Episode #104 - I'm a bit of a buff
Episode #103 - Follow us on the Myspace
Episode #102 - Don't listen to this episode
Episode #101 - We STILL don't know what we're doing
Episode #100 - What exactly is a chicken stick?
Episode #99 part 2 - Douche or Swoosh?
Episode #99 part 1 - Questionable use of taint
Episode #98 - Its like two boys kissing in the woods
Episode #97 - Sucking dick for shots on the golf course
Episode #96 - Is there such a thing as bad head?
Episode #95 - Why don't you buy a rotisserie chicken or something nice
Episode #94 - I come from a long line of assholes
Episode #93 - I have eyes everywhere
Episode #92 - I'm playing a bitch ass fade
Episode #91 - Extreme soaking and how it applies to you
Episode #90 - Even UFC fighters have a punchy coach
Episode #89 - I am Kenough
Episode #88 - She has K
Episode #87 - Not in our wildest dreams
Episode #86 - MGA Season Preview 2024
Episode #85 - I bought a Bowflex on Facebook
Episode #84 - Fat stacks of Dinar
Episode #83 - Good Morning Missy
Episode #82 - Conjunctive slurping (part 2)
Episode #81 - Conjunctive Slurping (Part 1)
Episode #80 - Who still has carpet in the bathroom?
Episode #79 - Let's call a spade a spade
Episode #78 - How soon is too soon?
Episode #77 ‐ The podcast almost dies in Vegas
Episode #76 - Where in the world is Whip?
Episode #75 - I prefer driver on par 3's
Episode #74 - I'm a ssssnake
Episode #73 - Under the Noodle
Episode #72 - Average wins the Last Gasp
Episode #71 - We're out on the Portugese
Episode #70 - Nobody beats off Fairway Jesus
Episode #69 - The Average Johnson WTF Playlist
Episode #68 - More scandalous than Obama's tan suit
Episode #67 ‐ So David, what a dad bod is...
Episode #66 - So David, what a podcast is...
Episode #65 - I sucked a little dick last night
Episode #64 - I don't think the Persians get enough credit
Episode #63 - Moon Lion and The Teflon Don
Episode #62 - Can you do hard drugs on a podcast?
Episode #61 - Yard O' Beef
Episode #60 - Dude, you can't suck it like that
Episode #59 - Love in an elevator
Episode #58 - Bitchin Camaro
Episode #57 - On the boat again
Episode #56 ‐ That chick had a great beard
Episode #55 - If you're using one dick you're using all of them
Episode #54 - What's the penalty for losing a ball in the water?
Episode #53 - I'll take a cancer kazoo over a colostomy bag
Episode #52 - Bob fought the fridge and the fridge won
Episode #51 - I'm not gay but I do vote Democrat
Episode #50 - It ain't long but at least it's over fast
Episode #49 - If it were any bigger, it'd be way too big
Episode #48 - Masters recap (again)... Blame it on Cantlay
Episode #47 - Who's dressing Brandel Chamblee
Episode #46 - Y'all got any Obama hams?
Episode #45 - Because I was inverted
Episode #44 - Ever had a blumpkin at the Flying J?
Episode #43 - Drinking scotch and buying drugs in Mexico
Episode #42 - Mr Nipple sure is a boob
Episode #41 - Is this the end of church?
Episode #40 - Whip makes a great loose meat sammich
Episode #39 - Thank God you're here John Redcorn
Episode #38 - Does your wife golf too?
Episode #37 - Bob gets Crocs
Episode #36 - People who annoy you
Episode #35 - She's a bit of a squirter
Episode #34 - Can you pull your gallbladder?
Episode #33 - She's here for the chips and dick
Episode #32 - The Godfather of Mediocre Golf in Arizona
Episode #31 - You're not that guy, pal
Episode #30 - What are you looking for in a cart chick?
Episode #29 ‐ How much taxes would I have to pay?
Episode #28 - Fried chicken and Thorazine
Episode #27 - Who drinks beer from a coffee mug?
Episode #26 - Mr. Sheila Stafford
Episode #25 - Houston, you ARE the problem
Episode #24 - Peyote and Pork Sandwiches
Episode #23 - I've been in some dicey foursomes
Episode #22- Nobody should ever go blackface
Episode #21 - Turns out, Average is hung like a horse
Episode #20 - Resolutions are for assholes
Episode #19 - Average Claus, can I have a fentanyl test kit?
Episode #18 - Who goes to church on a Tuesday?
Episode #17 - I don't endorse Sharia Law... but I understand it.
Episode #16 - Follow me on Snatchpad
Episode #15 - Average quits porn and buys a timeshare
Episode #14 - Mass-a-two-shits
Episode #13 - Stacy from Colorado and My Dick
Episode #12 - Gimme a schtickle of flouride
Episode #11 - Gay Farron
Episode #10 - If we sound hungover...
Episode #9 - MGAWC / Born Hairy round 1 recap
Episode #8 - Reginald Jackmerius Tacktheratrix III
Episode #7 - They're the ones writing it off!
Episode #6 ‐ Lunch with SXY Ocho
Episode #5 - It's like talking to a tree
Episode #4 - Holy technical difficulties!
Episode #3 - There's they-at.
Episode #2 - We don't know what we're doing
Episode #1 - A short yet girthy origin story.
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