All Episodes
The Beaverton Weekly Report — 102 episodes
Who Says Conservatives Aren't Patriotic? Mostly Other Conservatives
Trump Asks If He Can Tariff Canadian Wildfire Smoke
When Trump Closes A Straight, He Opens A Bridge
A Tale Of Two Pipelines
Pride Month Eleganza Extravaganza!
Keir Today, Gone Tomorrow
Sweet Surrender Is All That Trump Has (With The Rational National)
The Kids Are All Banned From Social Media
The Liberals Take Manhattan
Marco's Cuban Grudge
MOU 2: This Time It's Pipeline
Hantavirus is the COVID of Swine Flu's
Who Privatizes The Privatizers?
Sovereign Wealth Fun!
Poilievre Un-Pivots (With Brittlestar)
Carney Gets A Majority With A Little Help From His Opposition
Social Media's Big Tobacco Moment
NDP elects a *gasp* Socialist Leader?! (With Janel Comeau aka @VeryBadLlama)
Inside The ManosPierre
Darn! World has plans day Trump wants to clear Strait of Hormuz
Carney takes every possible position on Iran
Trump Attacks Iran! Plan TBD!
Locker Room Talk Still Sucks
Carney Is Putting A Trade Team Together (With Rachel Gilmore)
Trump goes full Bridge Troll
Poilievre Ain't Going Nowhere!
The Beaverton Live from Edmonton, with Henry Sir!
The Rules-Based International Order Enters a Rebuild
Have No Skills And Love Power? ICE is Hiring!
War! Huh! What Is It Good For? Still Oil.
2025 Year In Review!
Carney asks Santa for Majority, Scratch Lottery Tickets
The Second Worst Option
Who Needs Cabinet Members When You Have A Pipeline?
Carney's Pipeline Pinky Promise
Budgets & Tariffs & Pedophiles, Oh My!
How is Poilievre so bad at this?
Carney's Budget: Austerity For Thee, Not The Military
The Return Of The Living Doug!!!
Bail Reform Christmas Comes Early This Year!
Trying Not To Be Cynical About The Ceasefire Deal
A Transformative Podcast Episode
Canada Post-Mortem
Free Speech: 1. Autocrats: 0. Disney Profits: 32 billion
Did anything happen while we were gone?
National Buffoon's European Vacation
Our government is at the cottage
Go West, Young Pierre
Spending Cut Carn(ey)age
The Beaverton Weekly Report: Canada Day Spectacular!!!
Peace through... bunker-busting bombs?
The G7 comes to Kananaks... Kanannann... Banff!
Are you a human rights abuser? Your G7 invite is on the way!
Carney And The Premiers Go Nation Building
A King talks about lowering the cost of living
Stopping Genocide With A Strongly Worded Letter
Carney's Cabinet Fever sweeps the nation!
A Carney Visits The Freak Show
The Beaverton Weekly Report Election Special! (premiering at our regular date and time)
I went to a fight and a Debate broke out
The Hardest Buttongate to Button
The Art Of Destroying The Global Economy
We're all stuck in Tariff Groundhog Day
Mrs. Smith Goes To Washington, Tanks Conservative Election Hopes
Manifesting a Poilievre Concession Speech
Trailer
November 28, 2018: Doug Ford demands Green Party apologize for letting Oshawa GM Plant close
November 21, 2018: St. Michael's principal promises to restore school to acceptable levels of toxic masculinity
November 8, 2018: The Beaverton will pay whatever it takes to not see Tony Clement's dick
October 31, 2018: New CBC article ranks top 5 murderous dictatorships that can help grow your RSP
October 24, 2018: Analysts not sure rebate cheques and keeping humanity alive will convince Canadians to support carbon tax
October 17, 2018: Local man willing to do anything that doesn't affect his daily life to stop climate change
October 10, 2018: Doug Ford ends opposition to Carbon Tax after reading all 2,500 pages of UN Climate Change Report
October 3, 2018: Conservatives: 'If we had re-negotiated NAFTA we would have capitulated immediately but also gotten Canada everything we wanted'
September 26, 2018: Justin Trudeau campaigns for Security Council seat by wearing traditional United Nations outfit
September 19, 2018: Sexual predators about to be most represented minority group on U.S. Supreme Court
September 12, 2018: 'Doug is doing the right thing' says man who would lose his shit if Trudeau invoked the Notwithstanding Clause
October 25, 2017: Brave Senator who endorsed, voted for Trump praised for running away from situation he created as fast as possible
October 18, 2017: Liberals announce plan to just let every Canadian choose their own tax rate
October 11, 2017: After interviewing Jagmeet about Air India CBC promises to question Catholic Andrew Scheer about the IRA
October 4, 2017: To avoid politicizing tragedy, Republicans offer to debate gun control once America goes a week without a violent gun homicide
September 25, 2017: Live from JFL42 with Kyle Kinane, Ali Siddiq and D.J. Mausner
September 20, 2017: Nation offers to spend nights, weekends working on Mueller's Trump investigation if it will speed things up
September 13, 2017: Report: Every day that Ted Cruz does not like a porn tweet now feels boring by comparison
September 7, 2017: Ben Affleck announces new film about how the CIA rescued gay men from Chechnya
August 30, 2017: Ontario to rename all John A. MacDonald schools John A. Scotiabank Elementary
August 23, 2017: Local man would be more worried about Trump's promise to terminate NAFTA if Trump had ever kept a single promise
August 16, 2017: Charlottesville Nazis immediately surrender following the 2017 Battle of the Bulge: internet shaming
August 9, 2017: Local man prepares for coming nuclear apocalypse by downloading new podcast episodes
August 2, 2017
July 26, 2017
July 19, 2017
July 12, 2017
July 5, 2017
June 14, 2017
June 7, 2017
May 31, 2017
May 24, 2017
May 18, 2017
May 11, 2017 - Part 3
May 11, 2017 - Part 2
May 11, 2017 - Part 1