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Mastering Our Destiny Through Tax Cuts

America Just Blue Itself

A Tale Of Two Elections

Who Needs Independence When You Have A Pipeline?

To Russia, With Love And A Plea For Diesel

The OG Separatists Are Back In The Game

Free Trade Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry

Liberal Strike Omnibusters

Canada For Sale, Lightly Used

Who Says Conservatives Aren't Patriotic? Mostly Other Conservatives

Trump Asks If He Can Tariff Canadian Wildfire Smoke

When Trump Closes A Straight, He Opens A Bridge

A Tale Of Two Pipelines

Pride Month Eleganza Extravaganza!

Keir Today, Gone Tomorrow

Sweet Surrender Is All That Trump Has (With The Rational National)

The Kids Are All Banned From Social Media

The Liberals Take Manhattan

Marco's Cuban Grudge

MOU 2: This Time It's Pipeline

Hantavirus is the COVID of Swine Flu's

Who Privatizes The Privatizers?

Sovereign Wealth Fun!

Poilievre Un-Pivots (With Brittlestar)

Carney Gets A Majority With A Little Help From His Opposition

Social Media's Big Tobacco Moment

NDP elects a *gasp* Socialist Leader?! (With Janel Comeau aka @VeryBadLlama)

Inside The ManosPierre

Darn! World has plans day Trump wants to clear Strait of Hormuz

Carney takes every possible position on Iran

Trump Attacks Iran! Plan TBD!

Locker Room Talk Still Sucks

Carney Is Putting A Trade Team Together (With Rachel Gilmore)

Trump goes full Bridge Troll

Poilievre Ain't Going Nowhere!

The Beaverton Live from Edmonton, with Henry Sir!

The Rules-Based International Order Enters a Rebuild

Have No Skills And Love Power? ICE is Hiring!

War! Huh! What Is It Good For? Still Oil.

2025 Year In Review!

Carney asks Santa for Majority, Scratch Lottery Tickets

The Second Worst Option

Who Needs Cabinet Members When You Have A Pipeline?

Carney's Pipeline Pinky Promise

Budgets & Tariffs & Pedophiles, Oh My!

How is Poilievre so bad at this?

Carney's Budget: Austerity For Thee, Not The Military

The Return Of The Living Doug!!!

Bail Reform Christmas Comes Early This Year!

Trying Not To Be Cynical About The Ceasefire Deal

A Transformative Podcast Episode

Canada Post-Mortem

Free Speech: 1. Autocrats: 0. Disney Profits: 32 billion

Did anything happen while we were gone?

National Buffoon's European Vacation

Our government is at the cottage

Go West, Young Pierre

Spending Cut Carn(ey)age

The Beaverton Weekly Report: Canada Day Spectacular!!!

Peace through... bunker-busting bombs?

The G7 comes to Kananaks... Kanannann... Banff!

Are you a human rights abuser? Your G7 invite is on the way!

Carney And The Premiers Go Nation Building

A King talks about lowering the cost of living

Stopping Genocide With A Strongly Worded Letter

Carney's Cabinet Fever sweeps the nation!

A Carney Visits The Freak Show

The Beaverton Weekly Report Election Special! (premiering at our regular date and time)

I went to a fight and a Debate broke out

The Hardest Buttongate to Button

The Art Of Destroying The Global Economy

We're all stuck in Tariff Groundhog Day

Mrs. Smith Goes To Washington, Tanks Conservative Election Hopes

Manifesting a Poilievre Concession Speech

Trailer

November 28, 2018: Doug Ford demands Green Party apologize for letting Oshawa GM Plant close

November 21, 2018: St. Michael's principal promises to restore school to acceptable levels of toxic masculinity

November 8, 2018: The Beaverton will pay whatever it takes to not see Tony Clement's dick

October 31, 2018: New CBC article ranks top 5 murderous dictatorships that can help grow your RSP

October 24, 2018: Analysts not sure rebate cheques and keeping humanity alive will convince Canadians to support carbon tax

October 17, 2018: Local man willing to do anything that doesn't affect his daily life to stop climate change

October 10, 2018: Doug Ford ends opposition to Carbon Tax after reading all 2,500 pages of UN Climate Change Report

October 3, 2018: Conservatives: 'If we had re-negotiated NAFTA we would have capitulated immediately but also gotten Canada everything we wanted'

September 26, 2018: Justin Trudeau campaigns for Security Council seat by wearing traditional United Nations outfit

September 19, 2018: Sexual predators about to be most represented minority group on U.S. Supreme Court

September 12, 2018: 'Doug is doing the right thing' says man who would lose his shit if Trudeau invoked the Notwithstanding Clause

October 25, 2017: Brave Senator who endorsed, voted for Trump praised for running away from situation he created as fast as possible

October 18, 2017: Liberals announce plan to just let every Canadian choose their own tax rate

October 11, 2017: After interviewing Jagmeet about Air India CBC promises to question Catholic Andrew Scheer about the IRA

October 4, 2017: To avoid politicizing tragedy, Republicans offer to debate gun control once America goes a week without a violent gun homicide

September 25, 2017: Live from JFL42 with Kyle Kinane, Ali Siddiq and D.J. Mausner

September 20, 2017: Nation offers to spend nights, weekends working on Mueller's Trump investigation if it will speed things up

September 13, 2017: Report: Every day that Ted Cruz does not like a porn tweet now feels boring by comparison

September 7, 2017: Ben Affleck announces new film about how the CIA rescued gay men from Chechnya

August 30, 2017: Ontario to rename all John A. MacDonald schools John A. Scotiabank Elementary

August 23, 2017: Local man would be more worried about Trump's promise to terminate NAFTA if Trump had ever kept a single promise

August 16, 2017: Charlottesville Nazis immediately surrender following the 2017 Battle of the Bulge: internet shaming

August 9, 2017: Local man prepares for coming nuclear apocalypse by downloading new podcast episodes

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July 26, 2017