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Food Traffic (fka The Before Hours Podcast)

by Bobby Sheehan

An internet radio phenomenon.

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  1. Foot Traffic #84 - Imagine the soles of your feet in a moment that DOESN'T EXIST

    #foot #traffic #podcast #mrbeast #mrfeet

  2. Foot Traffic #83 - The sheer magnitude of EVERY single precious breath

    podcast for guys

  3. Foot Traffic #82 - Just talking TRASH for an hour (feet UP the whole time)

    #mensfeet #podcast #barefoot #mensvlog #casualchat #talkshow

  4. Foot Traffic #81 Wipe the Lens

    What it is? What it do?

  5. #80 Foot Traffic (fkh TBHP) - 20v1

    The boys are back and town etc.

  6. #79 Foot Traffic - I did get under a minute, one time.

    Hello Foot Fanatics. Bobby is performing in Edinburgh for most of August (we recorded this beforehand). The show is about history and, sadly, the venue has insisted he wear socks and shoes. Bobby CashApp $BobbySheehanLOLBobby Insta: BobbySheehanLOLIlya Insta: lyalaksin

  7. Foot Traffic #78 Come on Eileen

    And if you don't know, now you know, ginger

  8. #77 Foot Traffic - Bobby Learns About Basketball

    or something

  9. #76 Foot Traffic - This One is for the Fellas

    Where my fellas at?

  10. Foot Traffic #75 (you CAN'T CANCEL THE 4TH OF JULY)

    don't even try

  11. #74 Foot Traffic - We Befriended a FOREIGNER (it is NOT what you think!)

    Still working on changing the name on Spotify but in YT it is correct

  12. #73 Foot Traffice

    we are not "The Before Hours Podcast" in theory, but we are in practice. Or the other way around idk everyone in my apartment building is screaming at all times

  13. #72 - Foot Traffic (recorded on Cinco de Mayo)

    We're called "Foot Traffic" now but I can't figure out how to change it here dm @BobbySheehanLOL on insta if you know how thanks

  14. #71 - Foot Traffic (I Want You to Want Me)

    I need you to need me

  15. #70 Foot Traffic (Podcast for White People)

    A black guy on youtube said enjoyed my rapping.

  16. #69 - Foot Traffic

    If Ilya tells you "Bobby remembers to upload to youtube but not spotify" he is lying

  17. This Podcast is Brought to You by ASPARTAME

    South Park is gonna sue me

  18. Honey, I'm showing my feet for a dollar a month.

    what would you do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's horny

  19. there's not a lot of bisexual feet enthusiasts

    just something I suppose

  20. Might go sub5 depending on the trade offs

    but one standard d below the median ain't bad

  21. It's now or NEVER and tonight it's all or NOTHING

    hola todos

  22. Carlos Mencia did a Nanette an NO ONE is talking about it

    or maybe they are idk

  23. These times are so hard. And it's getting even harder

    know what I'm saying?

  24. I want a fatwa against me

    We jihad a great time talking about modern revolutionaries, the craziest prophet, and being too dumb for prison.

  25. Too Sad for Self-Love

    Bobby has recovered from his illness (HIV) and they're talking Koalas, Heated Rivalry, and cringemaxing at college parties.

  26. Mark took off his sweater - It's Boxing Day!

    Part 2, coming at you. I'm just going to go ahead and say it, things got real.

  27. Mark wore a nice Christmas sweater cause it was the right thing to do

    Mark looks handsome in his sweater, honestly.

  28. Scripture tells us that quitting isn't easy.

    What's up, Jew!? Omry Hananya joins us to talk about the art of tucking, the psychopathy of Axl Rose, and the absolute worst way to deal with stress.

  29. Every time I talk to someone from Ireland, they bring up that I look Irish

    Bobby fights with his neighbors, fast food employees, and women.

  30. I want them to have suffered a little bit

    A red head and a refugee have some meat talk. They also cover voter fraud, The Troubles, and the joke Obama shouldn't have made.

  31. You were a fat alcoholic and now you're barefoot on this podcast.

    We talk about ugly rappers, testosterone replacement therapy, ChatGPT vs Grok, and I think some other stuff.

  32. Everybody knows white men can't jihad

    What's up, my colleagues? Bobby tries to derail the convo as often as possible. Guys and Dolls, being the reason someone leaves, and our favorite Irish astronaut.

  33. From one pair of lips to the other

    Being someone's first Jew? Going in dry? The multidimensions of John Wayne Gacy?

  34. I've been wearing looser jeans because a Gen Z girl made fun of me

    Just another podcast about Ted Bundy, Jake Tapper, and Michael Dukakis.

  35. Racists make the best pizza

    Boris joins us as we discuss toddlers with gaydar, the art of tricking college students, and the worst way to draw Muhammad.

  36. When you go on a first date with your dad, you want everything to be normal.

    Conspiracies theories, Bobby and Ilya enjoy vicarious misery, and Chris took a girl to see the worst movie imaginable.

  37. How does a BUS run over a bald EAGLE!?

    Ilya went to the hospital. Rich is garbage. Bobby was a strange boy.

  38. We did better as a society when we just said, "That person's weird."

    Rich has stuff to say! Eating hot pockets, navigating the borderline girlies, and the science of misgendering.

  39. Dad tried to cheat on you with a chatbot and now he's dead

    ¡Hola, amigos del desayuno! Ozempic side effects, meeting Alec Baldwin, and finding love on 123 Main Street.

  40. I know you're a single mom, but it's weird that they're here now.

    Howdy, breakfast boys. We talk about Bobby's experience with the Tamil Tigers, being censored by Big Corn, and the ethics of bringing your kids to work.

  41. You can say Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot. That's fine.

    This episode was filmed weeks in advance.Bobby, Ilya, and Brittany talk about sleep paralysis, the H Word, and fighting your dentist.Go follow @brittonuscardwell she has a special coming out!

  42. To be fair, the "No Fat Chicks" sign was in Arabic.

    The Sleeveless Wonder of the World, Matt Maran, joins us. We talk John Cage, Donda's bazongas (sorry Ye), and Birthright trips. Go to the Comedy Fight Club 10 Year Anniversary at The Stand in NYC on Sunday, September 7th at 9pm...

  43. Stereotypes are wrong? I've been in gym locker rooms.

    I accidentally made friends with a homophobe, so we rated units to compensate.

  44. The only people who should be punished are men that explain things a little too condescendingly

    This is the most editing I've ever done.

  45. If you see an Israeli dude in Hamas, you know he really had to do something hard to impress them.

    Hey breakfast buddies. Jake is back. Go watch "Unalived by Dog Pills" on YouTube. I have dandruff, a weird shaped unit, and, apparently, I wipe wrong. Enjoy!

  46. There's nothing better than being WHITE BOY ANGRY, in a strictly apolitical sense.

    Enjoy your breakfast, folks. Ilya and Bobby speak about Asian dads, placing yourself on the bell curve, and the limits of artistic liberty.DM Bobby if you're in Scotland in the first two weeks of August and he'll tell you how to see him do standup comedy.

  47. "Alright, we're 40 minutes into the one-man show. Dim the lights."

    Ilya and Bobby continue to be modern day philosophers. We cover getting tested, gay math, All Eyez on Rafah, and so so much more.

  48. No one knows what Muhammad looks like cause we’re not allowed to draw him.

    This one's a bit shorter cause I got to the studio late. I will DO BETTER moving forward. Ilya and I talk about the cognitive dissonance of cult members, the morality of anorectic drugs, and how to beat off in the 90s.

  49. "I've never seen Swordfish. I don't know what it's about."

    Welcome to episode whatever of The Morning Cereal Hour. Ilya and Bobby talk about getting arrested, scamming old people, and jackin' off at the doctor. #podcast #halleberry #knowyourrights #funnystories #fortheboys

  50. "I Don't Care for Your Whimsy"

    Hi everyone! Welcome to episode 2 of the Morning Cereal Hour. Lot of stuff going on. Zoomer girls appropriate boomer humor. Being based is Cringe. And Ilya hates my whimsy (hurtful).#morningroutine #genzvsmillenial #based #cringe #comedypodcast

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

An internet radio phenomenon.

HOSTED BY

Bobby Sheehan

CATEGORIES

comedy interviews

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An internet radio phenomenon.

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Food Traffic (fka The Before Hours Podcast) is created and hosted by Bobby Sheehan.
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