The Blake Show with Kelly and Todd

Blown Off 2 - Parking Spat

Blown Off 1- Parking Spat

Tell us something GoodBlown Off - Parking SpatIs a Lobster Roll a SandwichShoutout to Lincoln!And a whole lot more!

Did Blake Get Caught Stealing?Dating Sister's Ex Follow-UpShe wants him to lie about how they metWhy hasn't he proposedT v K - What are teens doing this summerAnd a whole lot more!

How much is an inch worth?Gay walking speedT vs K - We wont travel if... Missed connectionPolyester and Niche...And a whole lot more!

One new segment, can you guess what 60% of parents do on the first day of school? Plus, from the archives: Standing to wipe... The Confessions of the Casanova of the N. Windham Applebees... A Chitty Chitty Argument, and more! (BTW if we sounded like chipmunks when you first listened, the file has been replaced and should be ok now!)

Tell us something goodBack to school rebranding She's torn between her ex and her bf Couples we do this.. and much more!

Blown Off - Must Love DogWe Spend $111 a month on...Is it cool to complainDo guys appreciate cards?

Blown Off 2 - Must Love Dog

Blown off 1 - Must Love Dog

Coyotes Dogs and BobcatsHow did Combining Pets God AwryOne Third Have Stayed SilentWhen you bring up a prenupDont be a LARPAnd... much more!

The lifeguard vs sharkBack to school anxietyBurying the sausageDid she lie about missing her wedding?

7 Things to do after sexFlying with liquids and luxury that is not so greatGrammer quiz to win Andy GrammerCan you stop old people smellAnd much more!

Tell us something goodBlowout or BlowjobSharks are outHow did you lose a ringWhat can ruin a girls or guys trip

Blown Off Part 2 - Age of Consent

Blown Off Part 1 - Age of Consent

Blown off - Age of ConsentYoung Sharks at Pine Point40's Happiness and Kelly's NudesWhat was your parent's super strict ruleNude dining and the craziest thing you've done nude

Teaching someone to driveAnyone give up on shaving your legsShoutout to Steve Shneider!Do you re-use an outfit that didn't get enough creditSleeves and other dress code double standardsCan you mention the obvious work your friend has done

Nail Biter and Habits that are immediate dealbreakersThe Dining out billRIley's surprise visit and changing mom's liveslocked out and naked

Also, her mom is dating (a lot!) and she has questions... bull balls... period dates... and kissin' coworkers.... and more from the archives for today's show! Back LIVE tomorrow! :)

Tell us something good - Harry Ball Field Edition!Is it weird she still hasn't seen his place?The Lottery Ticket TakerThings women deal with that men may not even knowWhat it's like to actually cancel a wedding

7-30-26 Blown Off 2 - No De Parfum

7-30-26 Blown Off 1 - No De Parfum

A 6-foot sub at the movie theaterCan you change a family ringWhat's your embarrassing fearIs it a red flag the dog was suddenly goneNo De Parfum - Pt 1 (Blown Off)No De Parfum - Pt2(Blown Off)

She's got a crush on his friendsTodd and his traumatic bird storyWe got nominated for a MarconiThe calendar invite womanAre people singing loud at concerts

Went out for __ came home with ____ (Jay's cake)Is his past too problematic to pursue?The joy of JimothyCyclospora SkinnyShe's single and getting ditchedThe mother, the mother-in-law and the 1st birthday plan

Is this daycare too strictThe 17 million dollar bladderHer hilarious auto-obituary80% of women are done with thisFold over jeans and so much exposed skinThe boing at the bar

Jeff Parsons swung by to tell us about his incredibly sweet neighbor, Alex. (By the way, he's 12, oops!!) Great Kid, plus more "good news" as always when we ask you to "Tell us something good!"

How short does a short king have to be? Plus, assumptions about you based on your job... lame proposals... sexy hobbies... and do you do this in the shower??? And HOW?? It's some of our favorite topics from the archives!

Pt2: Why he ghosted her... it has something to do with... "the tip."

Pt1: After a great date, why did he ghost her?

How a bathroom scale caught a cheater... An awkward dentist hug... who slept together at the wedding... plus cherry stems, butt openers, and an awkward moment catching the boss in the bathroom doing... what?! All from the archives today on the Blake Show with Kelly and Todd!

Grandmother ShowersWhat did you find out later in lifeShould she confess she slept with her co-worker's fianceTaylor & Travis Duet & Sexy ConfidenceShe swapped the ring behind his back

Blake got cardedWould you cancel a date when they pick a bad place to eatTodd used litter lip balmJob gender bendingshe's a clone of his exwho's got more needohswho met a date at the grocery store

What do you do if your Uber crashes?The food thief at workHe wants to come over to test out their bed chemHe was saving money for his own secret vacationJimothy & found a dog a month ago

Tell us something good!What movie prop would you buy?Common or cringey phone backgrounds!Pickles, Peaches, eggplants oh my!Why she messaged the husband's work wife

Blown Off - The Tan Line Truth PT 2

Blown Off - The Tan Line Truth PT 1

What if your kid doesn't like your new partnerAre you changing anything to dodge the diarrhea outbreakPole dancing failLearner's permit driver vs Maine police vehicleBlown Off = The Tan Line Truth

What's a lie everybody has toldBest hot dogs in MaineFlirting & Autism4 steps to being a fantastic flirtWho made a major change in their 40's

Cars with social media accountsWorld cup barbers & leaving concerts earlyICE killings & Kelly's foreheadRaccoons & Groundhogs

Bison vs Grandpa &Wildest Animal EncountersFavorite Summer Flavor Camp ShowerThe Ex's & What If's Do you go back in after a shark sighting?Should people with kid's have to disclose it on a dating app?

This is sexier than looks - Tell us something good! - How do you separate your laundry - She wants to stop the whirlwind romance - What's your relationship hack for diffusing tension

What was the lie you caught you kid in? She left her heels behind! What's a movie everyone needs to see? Who tried way too hard on a first date! Noah Kahan and Graham Platner. Julie Marchese from the Tri for a Cure.

Have you heard of the superstition "burying the sausage??" Plus, this guy's nipple covers have her questioning her one night stand... curious kids getting caught searching sexy stuff is hilarious... and a Slap game that goes.... well, you decide if we should keep it.

From the Archives: Kelly's Late Friend Remembered for her hands... where is the space station? Do you do this when you watch a sex scene... opened the wrong door... Nipple biter/pincher, and unexpected wedding entertainment

First Call- Jay the Mechanic

Todd's Name is on the Same List as Mulva

He Can't Swing and He Can't Swim

Blake's Grandma was All About That Bass