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The Blake Show with Kelly and Todd — 410 episodes
Blown Off 2 - Parking Spat
Blown Off 1- Parking Spat
8-21-26 What She Wants to Spend the College Money On
8-20-26 She Wants Them To Lie About How They Met
8-19-26 Eating Beaver and Selling Inches
8-18-26 (Archives) Parents on the first day of school
8-14-26 She's Torn Between Her Ex & Her BF
8-13-26 Is It Cool to Complain
Blown Off 2 - Must Love Dog
Blown off 1 - Must Love Dog
8-12-26 When Do You Bring Up a Prenup
8-11-26 Is His Mid-Life Crisis a Red Flag
8-10-26 Mean Neighbors & Luxury That's Not That Great
8-7-26 What Can Ruin a Guys or Girls Trip
Blown Off Part 2 - Age of Consent
Blown Off Part 1 - Age of Consent
8-6-26 Happiness In Your 40s
8-5-26 I'm In Love With My Cousin
8-04-26 Parents Struggle with Kids Becoming Adults
8-03-26 (Archives) Calm Before a Date (And Kelly's Poop Bowl)
7-31-26 Things Women Deal With That Men May Not Even Know
7-30-26 Blown Off 2 - No De Parfum
7-30-26 Blown Off 1 - No De Parfum
7-30-26 Embarrassing Fears
7-29-26 She's Got a Crush on His Friends
7-28-26 She's Single and She's Getting Ditched
7-27-26 Does This Count As Cheating
This Kid Next Door Was Raised Right!! (And More Good News!)
7-24-26 (Archives) Is There An Official Short King Height
PT2 Blown Off (072326)-Just The Tip
PT1 Blown Off (072326)-Just The Tip
7-23-26 (Archives) Slept Together At Your Wedding
7-22-26- Switched at Birth
7-21-26- Todd Used What!
7-20-26- The Food Thief at Work
7-17-26- Cool Phone, Loser
Blown Off - The Tan Line Truth PT 2
Blown Off - The Tan Line Truth PT 1
7-16-26 Learners Permit Driver Vs. Maine Police Vehicle
7-15-26 Weekend Lovers
7-14-26- The Worst Drivers in America
7-13-26- The Ex and What-If's
7/10/26 - Sexier than good looks
7/9/26 - Santa Cut My Bangs
Full Show (7-8-26) Archives-Nipple Covers, Bury the Sausage, Slap Game and Curious Searchers
Full Show (7-7-26) Archives-Space Station, Rat Hands, Fast Forwarding Sex Scenes.. and more!
First Call- Jay the Mechanic
Todd's Name is on the Same List as Mulva
He Can't Swing and He Can't Swim
Blake's Grandma was All About That Bass
Do Friends Get the Same Clothes
Never Met the Guy She's Dating
Teen Sound
Who Would Be In Your Will Who's Not Family
Turn This Off To Be Happier
Friends in the Will, Teen Sound & Turn This Off To Be Happier- Full Show 6-24-26
Scottish Mini Tightwad and Sell By Dates
Vacation Vs. Wedding Date
Tuck or Untuck the Sheets
The Ex Keeps Trying to Reach Out to Her Mom
Name the Actor in the Role Game
Allison and Hannah Tri for a Cure
Don't Stare at the Darkness
Should She Spill on the Thirst Trap Fire
Do You Look Up Friendss or Family's Property Values
Vacation vs. Wedding Date, Tuck or Untuck the Sheets & Should She Spill on the Thirst Trap Fire- Full Show 6-23-26
She Doesn't Work Here
Which Type of Chinese Food Family Are You
The Fine Line Between Babysitting For Work or a Favor
Blake Got Some Father's Day Shade
Name the Actor in the Role
Grad Party Pickle.
Todd's Selfies
Food Fights!
Dad Posts and Speeding Tim
Food Fights, Todd's Selfies & Grad Party Pickle- Full Show 6-22-26
First Call- Jessie Headed to Colorado
World Cup Joy
Lititz Stage for Taylor
Blake's Awkward Pride Banner Entrance
Excited for World Cup & Shark Week K-Pop
Is This Normal for a 2nd Date
When Dad Says 'Don't Tell Mom'
Who's Actually Worn an Adult Diaper
Tell Us Something Good! 6-19-26
World Cup Joy, Adult Diapers & When Dad Says 'Don't Tell Mom'- Full Show 6-19-26
Disney DILFs and Scar was Gay
First Call- Sandy and Her Mom's Phone
Do You Want to be Called Sturdy
Blown Off 1 - Two-Faced
Blown Off 2 - Two-Faced
The Vet Scribe
What Do Dads Really Want for Father's Day
Sturdy and Buxom
Loud Shows to Drown Out Roomies Romance
T V K- Toy Story Character
Do You Track Adult Kids
Being Called Sturdy, The Vet Scribe & Do You Track Adult Kids- Full Show 6-18-26
Kelly and the Groundhogs
Send the Kid or Let Him Skip
Is a Dirty Car a Dealbreaker
Scottish in Boston
What is a Nesting Partner
What Would You Never Buy on FB Marketplace
How Much is TMNT Pizza
Lewiston Singer Got The Golden Buzzer
Nesting Partners, Kelly and the Groundhogs & What to Never Buy on FB Marketplace- Full Show 6-17-26
Bathing Suit Malfunction Leads to an Argument
Is His Sister's Friend Off Limits
A Better Way to Calm Nerves Before a First Date
Kissed the Coworker
6th Grade Graduation
His V-Card Confession Has Her Questioning Their Compatibility
What's Going in the America 250 Time Capsule + Speedy Drew
The Wedding Dessert Request
He Kissed a Coworker, The Wedding Dessert Request & His V-Card Has Her Questioning- Full Show 6-16-26
Making Major Decisions Based On Dreams
The Difference Between East Coast and West Coast Butter
Full Show (6-15-26) Shower Obsession, Teens and UV, Dream Decisions, West Coast Butter
The Argument is About More Than Laundry
His Shower Obsession (and Blake vs Teenager)
Blake is OVER the Know-it-all Commenters
Full Show (6-12-26) Straight Guys on Grindr, Longest GOAALLL, Cursed Ex Update and more!
Tan Maxxing
Do You Buy The Reason Her Man is on Grindr
Another Guy Caught on Grindr (Do You Call Off The Wedding)
Todd Talks El Nino and What it Means for Us
Update on the Guy Who Thinks he was Cursed with Witchcraft
What Costs Us $200 Now (for Charli XCX tix)
Who Has The Longest GOAAALLLLL
Texts of the Week Song (6-12-26)
Tell Us Something Good (and Kelly Focused on Protection)
Full Show (6-11-26) Cinderella Slipped Out, Oops I Swallowed It, Revisit The Ex and more
Good and Baf Foods For Sexy Time
Sawyers Subaru Hint
Harvey Milk's Powerful Words
95% Have Played This Game (Charli XCX tix)
Should She Reconsider Her (Hospitalized) Ex
Pt2 Blown Off (061126)-Cinderella Slipped Out
Pt1 Blown Off (061126)-Cinderella Slipped Out
What Did You Swallow (And Kelly's Bowl)
Should Different Incomes Still Split Bills Evenly
What Does It Take to Forgive Someone in the Public Eye
What Makes You Fall Asleep in Public
Is Her Mom Dating Too Much Too Soon
Getting the Butterflies Back
Say Gay Game
No Connection- Should She Pay For Her Half of the Date
Is Her Mom Dating Too Soon, Should She Pay For Her Half of the Date & Forgiving a Public Figure- Full Show 6-10-26
AI Doesn't Know Berries
Does Sexting With AI Count as Cheating
If Not Your Partner, Who's Your Emergency Contact.
Do You Let Your Kids Keep the Extra Money
Objecting at a Wedding
What Would You Write in Friends' Yearbooks
She Keeps Getting Ghosted After One Date
Weird Stuff You Saw at Sleepovers
One Date Wonder, Objecting at a Wedding & Weird Stuff You Saw at Sleepovers- Full Show 6-9-26
Period and Other Date Downers
Bully or Bullied
She Says Her Libido Depends on How Much He Pitches (in)
Steakhouse or Gay Bar (6-8-26)
Elder Gamers
Bully or Bullied, Elder Games & Period and Other Date Downers- Full Show 6-8-26
Plop Vacations
The Waymo Getaway Vehicle
Injury Risks Unique to Your Job
Dating Someone Who Knows Too Much
Texts of the Week Song 6-5-26
Tell Us Something Good! 6-5-26
Plop Vacations, Dating Someone Who Knows Too Much & Injury Risks Unique to Your Job- Full Show 6-5-26
First Call- Emily on Booty, Parking
AI Girlfriends
Pt1 Mom's Wedding Ultimatum
Blown Off 1 - Family Photo
Blown Off 2 - Family Photo
Blake's Dad's Birthday
Hug Your Cat Day and Linda's Cat House
Who Ate Your Stuff
Pt2 Mom's Wedding Ultimatum
T v K- One Third Can't Do This + Something You Don't Know How to Do
Eating Lobster Dainty
Mom's Wedding Ultimatum, Hug Your Cat Day & Who Ate Your Stuff- Full Show 6-4-26
Pride Skid Marks
Vacation Groceries
Parents and Tattoos
The Mole on the Member Trick
Who Had a Random Pen Pal
(Good) Wedding Surprises
Tanner From Pride Portland
Date Dilemmas (Did You Cover Up or Come Clean)
How Many Sexy Sasquatches Are There
What Did You Run For
(Good) Wedding Surprises, What Did You Run For & How Many Sexy Sasquatches- Full Show 6-3-26
That's Not My Dad's Body
Should This Principal Get Her Job Back
T vs K- 10% Don't Need This
Do You Wait Inside or In the Car.
Happy Pride Month!
Biggest Ick
Is He Cursed
Can You Ask Someone for a Smiling Pic or a Body Pic
The Aggressive Fridge Note
What Are Your 'My Five'
Biggest Ick, 'Your Five' & Is He Cursed- Full Show 6-2-26
One Big Boring Flaw
It's All Downhill From Here
First Call- Kennedy Getting Toe Stitches
He Wears Short Shorts
Blue Balls & Other Things You Don't Need To Try Again
Texts of the Week Song
Should She Confess What Happened at the Bachelorette Party
What Are Your Tipping Rules
Tell Us Something Good! 5-29-26
Tipping Rules, Things You Don't Need to Try Again & Should She Spill on the Bachelorette Party- Full Show 5-29-26
Where's Your Happy Place
Blown Off 1 - Work Benefits
Blown Off 2 - Work Benefits
White Board Questions
Speeding Excuse Game
Compliment or Shade (Sparkle Beard)
A Proposal at a Wedding
She Quit Without Telling Her Husband
P2 She Quit Without Telling Her Husband (Timeshares)
What Are You Snobby About
What Are You Snobby About, Speeding Excuse Game & She Quit Without Telling Her Husband- Full Show 5-28-26
Luxuries of Single Life
The White Board in the Women's Bathroom
The Hotel Housekeeping Argument & Treating Strangers Better
Uninvited From a Funeral
Ahh Red Monster (Trucks) Game
Should His Dark Past Make Her Question Their Future
Julie at Ronald McDonald House
What's the rudest thing you can do at a wedding
The Whimsy Life
Uninvited From a Funeral, His Dark Past & What's the Rudest Thing You Can Do at a Funeral- Full Show 5-27-26
Hackey Sackin
Who Refuses to Share a Recipe
The Go-Kart Kid
Riley is Moved Out
Caught in a Lie on Social Media
She Outed Her Kinky Sister in Law
Would You Want Your Pet to Talk
Flirt or Friend Date Followup
What Did a Store Accept (Shockingly) As a Return
Bad Behavior and Parents Who Don't Parent
Friend Date Followup, Caught in a Lie on Social Media & she Outed Her Kinky Sister in Law- Full Show 5-26-26
AI or Human Jury
The Husband's Glowup
Texts of the Week Song!
Second Text Song
Should the house look lived in?
Weather App Locations
Do You Say You're From Portland or Just Maine
Tell Us Something Good! 5-22-26
The Husband's Glowup, Text Song of the Week & Should the House Look Lived In- Full Show 5-22-26
Blake is Bleeding and Gas is Expensive
Buckets of Iced Coffee
The Three H Relationship Hack
Cyber Boat
Blown Off 1 -Prior Engagement
Blown Off 2 - Prior Engagement
Do You Need to Wear the Gear to Show Support
Is the Gym Crush Confused
Stay For Life (Angela)
How Early Is It Ok to Send a Text
Chitty Chitty Followup
Confused Gym Crush, 3 H Relationship Hack & Do You Need to Wear the Gear to Show Support- Full Show 5-21-26
Pt 1 The Mom, The Potluck & The GF Kid
Pt 2 Carol (First Call) on the GF Drama
The Most Welcoming Town is in Maine
The Loud Friend
How Many Chickens
Your Favorite Compliment
The Flirty Husband & The Friends Finsta
Does Summer Make Your Job Easier or Harder
Conflict Over Grandpa's Camp
What Do NBA Players Think of Celtics Fans
Your Favorite Compliment, The Loud Friend & Conflict Over Grandpa's Camp- Full Show 5-20-26
Where to Meet Maine Singles (& Blake's Comment Rant)
When Can your Partner Look In Your Phone (if ever)
The Gator Grad & Other Surprising Graduation Pic Poses
Lawless Lake Boating
My friend is into me & I'm not into it
Tick Talk
What Would You Do If You Could Freeze Time
What Would You Do If You Could Freeze Time
Allen's on the School Project
Lawless Lake Boating, Graduation Pics & Allen's on the School Project- Full Show 5-19-26
The Winker
Haha Mood Boost + Glasses and Hats
Where Do You Hit the Ketchup
Tears for Riley
The David Rule
Hackey Sack is Back
Dating a Married Man
Mental Health Monday- 988
Riley Graduates, Dating a Married Man & Hackey Sack is Back! Full Show 5-18-26
Guess the Fart
Strange Divorce or Breakup Demands
Beach Weekend
Tell Us Something Good! 5-15-26
Beach Weekend, Guess the Fart & Strange Divorce Demands- Full Show 5-15-26
Blown Off P2-On Call
Blown Off P1-On Call
You're Not Usually My Type
AI Twins & Using AI in Dating
Please Stop Wearing Flip Flops
Dr. Sheldon on AI in Medicine
They Only Like Him When He's Fat
Turn it Down to Park
Please Stop Wearing Flip Flops, They Only Like Him When He's Fat & When To Use AI to Self Diagnose- Full Show 5-14-26
The Red or Blue Button Conundrum
Wild Non-Sexual Things You Do Naked
Birthday Months and Weeks
Saco Drive-In Being Demolished
The Best Day to Dump Someone
He's Not Wearing His Wedding Ring As Often
Social Fingerprints and Hand Gestures
Jason Collins Changed The Game For Gay Players
Avoiding the Lecture
Social Fingerprints, Red or Blue Button & He's Not Wearing His Ring As Often...Full Show 5-13-26
Boomer Bad News Drop
What's the Most Unique First Date Idea
The Brunswick Emu
How Many Wedding Dresses for One Wedding
The Mother's Day Meltdown
AI Images & No TP
Taylor's Wedding & Kelly's Forgotten Word Moment
The Toaster Numbers
What Do People Assume About You Because of Your Job
The Brunswick Emu, Unique First Date Ideas & What Do People Assume About You bc of Your Job- Full Show 5-12-26
Is Hantavirus Freaking You Out Yet
The Brunette to Blond Bride
Dad's Mothers Day Duties
Mother's Day message from Gary Busey
Why It Got Real Awkward for the Wife at the Work Party
Mother's Day With Or Without Kids
24 Hours Without Men
Tell Us Something Good! 5-8-26
Hantavirus, Mother's Day & the Brunette to Blond Bride- Full Show 5-8-26
Even The Pope Gets Bad Customer Service
Air BnB Drama
Cardinal Visits
Momo's Cheesecake
Flirty Texts From Friends Partners
What's the Most Confusing Text
Where Did GPS Send You
My Friend is the Other Woman
Gas Money Saving Hacks
Air BnB Drama, Momo's Cheesecake & My Friend is the Other Woman- Full Show 5-7-26
Pt2 Blown Off-Staring is Caring
Pt1 Blown Off-Staring is Caring
Painful Prostate Awareness Plug
Teacher Appreciation Week!
Dr. Sheldon on Ticks, Headaches and When to go to the ER
Who Gets the Front Seat
She Wants Him to Go By a Different Name.
Chip Leighton's New Book 'Dad Can You Not'
If Your Partner's Clothes Don't Look Good
What Do Kids Do Today That Would Have've Gotten Us Grounded
Chip Leighton, Dr. Sheldon & What Do Kids Say These Days That Would Have Gotten Us Grounded- Full Show 5-6-26
Ask Jeeves and The Mustache Trick
Chris Colombus and Raw-Doggin'
Can't respond to ALL Reels!
Kissing on the First Date and Other Dating Rules
Kelly's Mammogram Results
Short King Week
How Not to Offend the New Neighbors
What Did You Try For a Date That You Ended Up Liking
The Friend Who's Late to Book
Couples Do This More on Vacation
Short King Week, Dating Rules & Couples Do This More on Vacation- Full Show 5-5-26
His Half Naked Followers
Who is Drumstick
He Needs Some Proposal Help
Mammogram Nerves
He Talks Committed But Acts Single
Jeff Parsons!
Steed or Weed
Maine's Got Talent + Tell Us Something Good!
Steed or Weed, Proposal Help & Welcome Jeff Parsons! Full Show 5-1-26
Pt2 Blown Off-Ding Dong Ditch
FULL SHOW 4-30-26 Blake Wearing Kids Clothes, BlownOff (Ding Ding), THINK FAST and more
50% of Men Have This on Their Phone
Blake is Wearing Child's Clothes
Surprisingly Popular Baby Names and Blake's Nickname Theory
Do You Need Alone Time on Vacation
Pt1 Blown Off-Ding Dong Ditch
Think Fast (Kellys Cry of Ecstacy)
Would You Creep on the Video Call
The Casanova of the North Windham Applebees
Blake Vs. Stupid Drivers & Marking a Sad Anniversary
Vrabel's Gift Mixtape & Todd Was Late on the Happy Birthday
Pregnant Texts & Dream Arguments
Decision Fatigue - What Decision is Exhausting You
7 Years Since Kyle Was Here
Talking During Shows and LISTEN TO THIS RACHEL
Wyatt's Shirt for Blake
50% Don't Get Enough ___
Front Back or Twirl in the Shower
Decision Fatigue, Talking During Shows & Pregnant Texts & Dream Arguments- Full Show 4-29-26
The Salad Guy and the Wine Thief at the WHCD Shooting
60% of Women Ignore This
Birthday Texts
She Tattooed a Misheard Song Lyric
He Always Orders for Her
Nude Drawing Nights
Why Does Air Travel Make People Stupid
FULL SHOW 4-28-26 Blakes Birthday, Tattoo Oops, Nude Drawing and Stupid Flyers