The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the Black Stars latest win (in the last minute), the absolute vibe of Toronto during summer, and Ryan's recent Cambodia trip. Ghana is killing it and it ain't called Sankofa Square for nothing but all the Panama and Columbian baddies, reach out to Los. Ryan saw some stuff that's gonna make it hard to smile but listen in on his Cambodian experience. We're back with a vengeance, so listen in all summer long.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their reasoning for taking a month break, Go Black Stars, and how Toronto can't do anything right (looking at you DoWest Fest). Carlos still doesn't know if Chicago has handsome men, but at least they're back in action. World Cup is upon us so enjoy the games! Ryan is holding back his Cambodia episode for next week so tune to hear all about it. They're back in action and here to stay.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their up and coming 3 week break (they're going on Spring Break!), The new potential Hantavirus pandemic, and the unfortunate Raptors end to the season. While Ryan will be out in the boonies fighting off malaria, Carlos will be knee deep in some deep-dish pizza. News Flash, Knicks fans are the wildest fans in the NBA, but you already know that. Shoutout to OG though! So the boys will be off the next three weeks, go watch TV or something.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode talk divorce, how there are cameras everywhere, and how Rogers Communications sucks (dont cancel Ryan's internet)! Carlos's recent hospital visit ends in tragedy, ruptured something or someone, not 100% sure.. If someone proposes to you within week of knowing you, run the other way. Team Klay v. Team Stallion, who's team you got? Lupe Fiasco playing at the CNE this summer, so we expect all the Blank listeners to be there while Ryan cries tears of joy.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the latest Toronto Tempo news (go support the latest Toronto Team), What not to do in South Korean (some people's kids), and how expensive everything is (why is a movie ticket $30.00?) Why havn't strip clubs raised their dance prices? You're dancing for less every year with inflation. While Ryan will be in the seats for the first Tempo game, Carlos will be waiting outside by the bus area. They're really trying to become the groupies. See y'all next week!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some more of Trump's outrageous ish, the break up game by Cut, and how far we've come from with mental illness. They're definitely getting cancelled after this one and it's Ryan's fault, all this stuff about chopstick Asians and what not. What are the most common interracial couples in North America? You would be surprised by the answer. Carlos and Ryan wish everyone a beautiful, fulfilling, voluptuous New Year!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the latest freest country in the world news, Gucci Mane being kidnapped and approaching women in the gym (don't be creepy, or maybe just don't). Fellow citizens, we have another stupid trend spreading across social media, it's like the Tide pods thing from a few years ago all over again. Kids, don't smash a hammer into your face to create the perfect jawline. Carlos was supposed to be in Chicago but came back just for the episode. We know life may be hard for those out there and here at The Blank, we wish you nothing but love and wellbeing. Cheers to you. April Fools.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode two wild stories of some people's kids, how post-secondary schools are struggling in Ontario, and questioning why they still have listeners after 5 years. While Carlos is supporting the States with travel to Chicago next week, Ryan will be drinking his Canadian beer with his elbow up. Did Jay-Z step over anyone in his lifetime to get to where he is? What are your thoughts? Did Hip-Hop sell out? Didn't matter to the boys rolling around in their G-Unit spinner chain and fitted hats. Thank you so much for staying for 5 years, we couldn't of done it without you. Cheers to another 5.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the Oscars, Tank v. Tyrese, and how Cardi B has no reason being in Hamilton. Is the homie BB dead? If he is, when is our gas and groceries going down in price? Carlos is overly tired this week and Ryan is deeper into his Hotep opinions. If were going to save any young men and boys from the Manosphere, us men need to be better, although don't watch our podcast or do, whatever you want. Check us next week for our anniversary. It's been a longggggg time.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how dumb criminals confess their crimes to ChatGPT, how the lack of women's washrooms is because of the patriarchy, and St. Patrick's Day. If Iran is out of the World Cup, shouldn't the US be too? Especially after putting my gas price up? Dating Apps, giving you the blues? Hit up AMPM for the best night of your life (AMPM, we'll gladly take a sponsorship deal). We're almost at 5 years, time really does fly. Check us out next week!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how Carlos's Dad ended up somehow on Some People's Kids this week, how Carlos is just going through it (waiting for her to call), and really just Carlos..it's one of those weeks. How deep can AI take me? Emails, Relationship advice, Mental Heath...we're in too deep. Shoutout to the internal film makers out there. If you were mayor of Toronto, what's the first thing you would do (don't listen to Ryan on this one, trust me)? We're hoping for one thing, Peace in the Middle East. Check us next week!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the terrible top 10 r&b list that the Rolling Stone's put out recently, the downfall of today's streamers and how they're the definition of some people's kids, and how BAFTA is harshing the mellow. Special guests in today's episode was Cutwater Carlos and Hotep Ryan discuss today's racial and political climate. If I were you, I'd put my savings on the Bears to win the 26-27 Superbowl. Max, I likes ya, and I wants ya, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Catch them next week!

Carlos, Ryan, and Cheeto discuss in today, Regular Andrew's arrest on his birthday, their Valentine's day's experience, and their new business idea. Gen Z is drinking less, partying less, focusing more on their health, as Millennials, what's wrong with you? Why are you dealing with life responsibly? Shoutout to CUT videos, ruining friends with benefits one situationship at a time. Who are you putting your money on for getting arrested next? Check you next week!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the heartbreaking news in Tumbler Ridge, the blatant lying from the DOJ, and how Heated Rivalry is Canada's newest softcore porn show. Shoutout to the Seahawks for taking the chip, because if we can agree on anything, it's screw the Patriots. While Kid Rock was out doing their cringe worthy half time show, Bad Bunny out here making everyone salsa. Gen Z, you need to pick up a book, put down your phone and go out on a date, you can't keep being the butt of all of the generational jokes. Condolences to the families that lost their love ones in Tumbler Ridge.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode a crazy amount of stuff that's going on in the world, by the way, WTH is going on. Nicki, we never would have anticipated that you'd be on Some People's Kids. After a draft email at Amazon accidently gets sent out, you've ruined a whole village worth of family's day. Do you have an internal struggle of wanting to party all night long? Drink your night away in a club in Vegas? Feel the need to have a kid and family? You may be feeling what all other Corey's are feeling (watch the commercial). There's a bunch of crap going on in the world but I think we can all agree on one thing, F*** ICE.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode (and in person) the petition that over 305,000 people already signed, how nepo-babies are normally crazy, and how Cutwater needs to bring the good flavours up to Canada. Sometimes growth is uncomfortable but you'll be a better person because of it (check the short film they watch during part 2). There really is some ish going on in your country when 4 year olds are being deported, the Black Panther group came out of the woodworks and The Bears didn't make the Superbowl (shoutout to Bad Bunny). Do better America, because the world is watching.

Carlos and Ryan were snowed in today, so they decided to do a virtual episode and we're not talking about reboot. Remember the snow days when your school was cancelled and you would spend the day skating or tobogganing? Carlos doesn't. Ryan gets emotion about some sort of end that's going on in his life, seems like he's heading to the next strip club that will hire. When life gives you lemonades, make lemonade, or is it find the tree? Do lemon trees make noise? Whatever it is, don't let life beat you down. See y'all next week.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the geopolitics of what's going on between the US and Venezuela, how they miss they old Kanye, and a reflection on 2025 and what they're prioritizing for 2026. What is it about celebrities that we love so much as society? That we would put ourselves to be used and dehumanized by them at any chance they could get..it'd be hard to turn down Jessica Alba but still. Cheers to a healthy, wealthy, and fruitful year to all of our listeners. We wouldn't be here without you. Make it the best year yet.

Carlos and Ryan discuss what they've missed over the last two weeks, the holidays, and whether Friday after Next was better than Friday. Review on 2025, there were a lot of ups and downs, changes for both of them and it's great time to reflect on what the year had to offer. If you want to work on your self, happy with what is going on, or want to do bad, treat it like a work in progress. Here is to a 2026, we may or may not do an episode before then, but if we don't. Fill in 2026, because the world won't do it for you.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode that there is no room for hatred in this world, the pros and cons of being Hollywood kids, and what are the few things we would do if we won the lottery. Shorter episode today due to a sickness going around Toronto but we'll be back next week for our Mike Tyson episode. Happy Holidays to you and yours from The Blank!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the virgin epidemic of young males, the new mandatory Netflix special that needs to be watched by everyone, and why Carlos's Spotify 2025 recap has R Kelly as his #1 artist (and Trapped in the Closet as the #1 song). Who really believes 100M isn't enough to create generational wealth? OBJ, you had the greatest catch in history, don't fumble this. Potentially no episode next week due to the holidays and everything that comes up with. Let us know if the Porsche 911 is your dream car because it definitely aint ours.

Conspiracy Carlos and Regular Ryan discuss in today's episode about how Gen Z are going to be the first generation living in someone else's memory, how corporations treat you like a number, and how in the world is the Eglinton LRT opening after the Finch one (What the hell Doug Ford? Shoutout to Baltimore, lowering their homicide rate through community and good gute (or however you spell it). Are you buying into Black Friday? You realize that holiday was made by the white man and if you're buying anything, you're supporting it. BTW, Freedom having a huge Black Friday sale on their phone plans y'all. See y'all gutes next week.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the lack of heart throbs in modern day R&B, DJT's recent crash-out, and why you shouldn't swipe right on Tinder in Florida (Collette, Carlos still out here waiting for you girl, call him when you're out). 15 Million for Ryan Wedding? He's getting tackled on sight, he don't look like no Pablo or El Chapo to me. Happy International Men's Day! How are you celebrating this holiday? It's not every day Carlos and Ryan speak on serious topics but we just want to say peace in Sudan.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Carlos's latest DJ adventures, the RIP to the Dallas Mavericks organization and how social media influencers are now taking mental leaves (wild). Ayesha Curry, what are you doing girl? You got the best shooter of all time and you still ain't happy. You can beat the winter blues by picking up a hobby, trying something new, finding a new 3rd place (Carlos and Ryan are banned from some). Don't allow winter to bring you down.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the heartbreak that all Toronto Fans felt on Saturday, how Doug Ford is finally putting our tax payer funds towards something useful in paying our youth's tution, and how they're working through No Nut/No Drink November (it's rough, real rough). Carlos tries to plead his defence on not liking ABG's but we all know that's a lie, and Ryan is hoping everyone gets caught by speed cameras. Winter's coming y'all, ensure you got your cuffs (with consent) out because the season is coming soon!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some recent scary movies they've watched, what they're dressing up as for Halloween, and where they're hoping to end up at night for Halloween (Carlos and Ryan have two very different situations as to where they're hoping). The Jays have the ability to make history on Halloween night and Ryan's excited for the parade while Carlos is excited for the snow bunnies attending. if you aren't celebrating with the city, hopefully Friday or Saturday, at least embrace history as the Jays have the potential to be World Series Champions.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how the Jays havn't made it to the World Series in 32 years, their feelings after game 7 against Seattle, and their parent's experience during the 92-93 season. Can you tell their excited for the Jays? When you are a multi-million dollar coach for an NBA team, or a prolific NBA player in the league, why on earth are you scamming people in gambling rig? Some People's kids 100%. Vancouver is a beautiful city, Ryan highly recommends you go, but Carlos just wondering where the ABG's at? GO JAYS GO!!!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: are the comedians that did the Saudi show hypocrites? Whether LeBron should have retired after that bull crap Henny ad, and the New York Yankees being eliminated from the MLB playoffs. They bring up a Halloween story you won't want to miss (it includes dead bodies). Check out the shorts that they watch during the break, they're good ones. No episode next week, due to Ryan being on some ish. Happy Thanksgiving and GO JAYS GO!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the side effects of drugs, how Daniel Ceaser causes traffic, and how hasn't Cut Water not sponsored the show yet. As the economy is hurting, everything is unaffordable, we can't find jobs, I think we need to start taking notes from Sheen and Diggs. Who has the worst situation? Toronto or Hamilton? We're going with Hamilton, prove us wrong. Also, what is this 6, 7 ish? Keep slingin Stafford!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the crazy medical advice that the American Government is stating, the greatest songs of all time, and whether we can really separate the art from the artist (especially if the artist is a Fortnite player). Why do you think all of these celebrities do some wild ish when they're on top? Apologies for the missed last week, it was Ryan's fault. Him and his gout. Check us out in next week's episode (so long as Ryan doesn't cancel on us again).

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the assassination of Charlie Kirk (and Ryan's conspiracy theory around it all), Doug Ford's F-You to the youth attempting to find a job, and how Caleb Williams needs to start painting his nails a winning colour. Look, we didn't agree with 99% of the things Kirk said, but no one deserves to be murdered for their beliefs, we wish the best to his children in this time. Don't hit up the Charlotte Room in Toronto, unless you're looking for a fight (or a suckerpunch). Apologies for James McAvoy, this isn't the Toronto we know and love. Tune in to next week!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how Carlos believes highly in the psychics, the NFL season is back, and corruption in sports (and how we should all ensure we keep watching sports). Send us a t-shirt at least Cutwater, Carlos is already your best customer. Corporate Greed and the lack of empathy has brought back workers into office more and more, at least give me a pinball machine in the office. We'll be back next week so stay tuned for a potential CutWater Carlos episode. FOOTBALL!!!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the new Cutwater challenge (Carlos lived it today), Carlos' experience at FanExpo this weekend, and relationships. It's never the right time to say goodbye, so don't let that turn you toxic. These streaming platforms need to be held accountable for actions and people need to stop streaming, end of story. This is the last week of Summer in Toronto, go make the best of it.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Fan Expo weekend in Toronto (the one place to see absolute sweeties dressed up as anime characters), Carlos's new 222 experience, and how to make Toronto a little less lonely. As Ryan defends shroom dispensaries, Carlos places the most outrageous NFL bet of his life. The main goal of today's episode is to get out there, meet new people, try new things because life moves fast. P.S. Get rid of humiliation streaming asap.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Carlos's recent experience attending a 222 event, which kinks Ryan doesn't seem as a problem, and this Return to Office mandate the world is coming back to. NFL season is almost back and they're happy about it, unless you're a Cowboy's fan. One lesson they've learned over the years is don't give your life to these corporations, you may give love but they don't love you back. Shoutout to Coldtea & The CNE, go check those out this summer before it ends!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how hard it is to be a teen in today's age, posting "cringe" stuff on Facebook, and how Air Canada is the worst airline of all time. How is Brittney on the unsexy list? You're telling me the lady that made the Toxic video is unsexy..crazy. Recap of Caribana via Reed on the Street (straight FOMO while watching), definitely need to go to Bana next year. DJT doing something nuts, what else is new?

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the most anticipated weekend's of Toronto every year, how our boy Trudeau is putting it down on Katy Perry, and Ryan's flying out to Cambodia to fight in the war. RIP to Ozzy, RIP to Malcolm, uhh. thanks for the memories Hulk..I guess. Shannon Sharpe, man..why did you have to go and do that. Whether you're flying at VELD, or bubbling at Caribana, there is something for everyone this weekend. **Technical Issues during the first part of the episode** SORRY, in process for new equipment.

Carlos and Ryan celebrate The Blank's 200th episode and discuss that it's never to late to blow (wait what?) up, if Stephen King was a janitor and Robert Downey Jr. wasn't Iron man until later in life, then you can still do it, age ain't nothing but a number...wow. Would you still go to the concert after your friend passes away on the way there? If it's 2pac's last concert, I'm going. RIP to both of y'all. Thank you to everyone for another hundred episodes, cheers to 100 more. We'll see you there. If you don't want to listen to the intro, skip to: 8:08.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: the Government has deep pockets and can make you disappear at any moment, how there are no more classic comedy movies in the last 5 years, and how anyone who gets their palm read belongs on some people's kids. If the video is missing a minute, you're telling me Trump didn't send his goons? We are delaying the 200th episode to give you something real special. Thank you for being here on this journey. We love y'all for it.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how to beat RICO charges 101 (follow Diddy's playbook), How Charlize Theron needs to expand her dating age range, and whether Jon Jones can be considered the GOAT. It seems we have quite a bit of people ruining their legacy now a days...people, we need to be better. Check us out for episode 199 next week!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the reason as to why they were off for two weeks, their review of the Kendrick & SZA concert, and why B Simone doesn't have a man yet (teaser, she's on some people's kids). You definitely want listen in on the story of Cheeto, we almost lost our 3rd host to a storm and the streets of Toronto. We have a lot to cover over the next few weeks so stay tuned! P.S. Shoutout to New Ho King and H&M.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the biggest beef of 2025 (DJT v. Elon Musk), Ticketmaster scalpers, and how The Dream loved Lil Wayne's girl. P.S. We bring up R Kelly a lot in this episode. Carlos has a new adventure and all he's got on his mind is summer dresses and donating to charity (Not the ones we're all thinking of). We're off next week due to Kendrick/SZA concert but we'll see you next week!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the latest updates with the Diddy Trial, selling our bath water products (free shipping after $30.00), and knowing when to take time off. I don't know who needs to hear this..Tomi Lee's wife..but if you attempt to cheat, you deserved to get catfished. Going to be a good finals, it's too bad we won't be able to see Knicks fans celebrate again.

Carlos and Ryan discuss babyoil, drugs, and male escorts..oh wait, that's the Diddy Trial. It's a sad day when one of your 90's RnB heros falls from height but in this case, he deserved it. Ensure to tune in with each new development of the Diddy trial with your favourite news broadcasting: The Blank with Carlos and Ryan. Canada and the US are joining forces to put up a defence dome around North America, RIP to your tax money. Shoutout to Halifax, Nova Scotia, filled with natural beauty and fresh seafood, Ryan highly recommmends.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the defunding of Sesame Street, tariffs on Hollywood, and how even in the 1930's Germany, America was still more racist. RIP to Skype, our original podcast software, many memories we had and you are gone too soon. The latest Pope that was named is from one of the murder capitals of America, I guess no one messing with this him now. Welcome to summer 2025, we looking for Sugar Mommas at Trinity Bellwoods. No episode next week, but we'll be back!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: the recent Canadian Federal Election, when is the last time these fastfood joints put out something good, and how older dudes need to leave these young women alone. We've heard honesty is the best route in relationships, especially if you're a cheater. Who is on your Mount Rushmore for Hip Hop? If it ain't Lupe's head 4 times, then I don't want to know (Ryan's words). We're almost at 200!!!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: Carlos actually admits defeat- he is on some people's kids today, Unc in 5, and how Ryan almost an over someone with his bike today. Hopefully Kanye gets the help he needs, we all know he needs it. There are two things we love in Toronto during this time of year: 1) Leafs are in the playoffs and 2) Summer dresses. Leafs in 5.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Cambodian New Year, don't play pranks on your police force, and Ryan drops a bombshell about his personal life (he's extremely messed up from the situation, we need to give him therapy...i mean, he's fine.). It's Wrestlemania twice this weekend, one on Saturday, one in Carlos' bedroom (crazy), both on Netflix. How does 4Chan get hacked? Who wants to hack 4chan? You know how much wild ish is on there? That is crazier than Katy Perry going into space (when Wendy's disses you, you know it's bad).

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode (please forgive us for the technical issues) updates on tariffs, can AI and sex dolls be the new form of therapy ..we're all thinking it, it's a valid question, and has capitalism gone too far on our dating apps..I'm sick and tired of spending 49.99 a month tryna see some bunda on Tinder. Check out Alter on YouTube for the best horror short films ever made. Go out and vote when you can, it counts.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the tragic events in Myanmar, how these tariffs are going to make everything expensive, and the moral opinion on the death penalty. Why was Kanye wearing a black KKK suit? It wasn't Halloween. I'm also sure that the KKK would have something to say about it. Shoutout to the content creators on YouTube for short horror films, definitely check it out. RIP to the people that lost their lives in Myanmar and condolences to the families affected.