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The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.
by The Blank with Carlos & Ryan
Where comedy and real talk ensue. Join Carlos and Ryan as they discuss (as Carlos rants and Ryan babysits), explore, teach, and learn about what's going in the world around them. Whether it regarding politics, social media, and pop culture. These two are going to need all the hints they can get to solve the world's problems.
Episodes
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I don't know what I'm saying..
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the recent Bears v. Packers game, Ryan's under the weather, and how he be saying some unnecessary a** ish and blaming it on the sickness. Gambling isn't out here to save you, regardless whether Patrick Mahomes is gonna throw 2 TD's this Thursday night,...
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Thick Thighs, Save Lives..or some shi***
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode FTP, The Bears, and Colston Loveland (yes, it's Bears episode). Do court systems have a way to determine whats AI or not? Apparently Arizona courts have no idea. We need to be able to determine what is and what isn't (patent pending)..Just know if…
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The NFL is Rigged!..as I place my FanDuel Bet.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode The BEARSSSSS!!!, how you can survive 2 legal injection doses, and Truth and Reconciliation. is the NFL rigged? That's like asking if the sky is blue but we still be placing our paycheques on these bets, make sure you pay your child support first. During...
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The end of the world: AI, LG, and GTA 6.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how toxic Carlos would be on reality television (we need him on Canada Shore), what would their wedding vows would sounds like, and how AI is going to be the death of the world. Caleb Williams, we need you, Carlos has the Bears in the Superbowl this…
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Get em to ER! He's got a gambling problem.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the recent news about heightened ER visits, King James being paid off by Polymarket while playing in the NBA, and how by 2030, a high percentage of women aged 25-44 will be single and childless (get out there single men, its your chance). We missed our...
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The Freedom was better than breathin' they said...
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, their end of summer, how Sony is now screwing their fanbase, and not giving the reason as to why they were gone for 2 weeks. Can confirm, Lupe Fiasco is a great dude, they met him. If Trump, a Rich Couger, and Ryan were in a room, you know he's doing...
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The Show Goes On: Summers' on it's way out.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the CNE's signal to Toronto's end of summer, Toronto Basketball news has been up and down, and how Lupe Fiasco is the greatest rapper of all time (Ryan's words, not Carlos's.) If you ever meet a Chess content creator, play them on live stream and lose?...
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Love is Blind: The Blank Edition.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode childhood actors (bad and good), interesting YouTube documentaries, and blaming parents for their children's bad choices (screw Roblox). So they're putting a petition together to get Carlos to sign up for Love is Blind Canada, claims to be the best…
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Where not to take a first date.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ryan's rant on late-stage capitalism continues, the top 28 places not to take a first date (Cheesecake Factory is a good place for a date, and the dark side of Hollywood. Don't go to Reddit for dating advice, unless you're looking for the worst of the...
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Airplanes, Holidays, & LeBron: We’re back after a month.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode why they were off for so long, their recent trips, and LeBron’s latest decision. While Mexico was serving up Bull-Dogs and Tacos, Halifax was providing Lobster and Scallops. They gave Some Peoples Kids to someone they never thought they would of, VISA...
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It's hot, real hot..where the summer dresses at?
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode why it's so damn hot in Toronto right now, (disclaimer: the weather made them both say some wild ish), how crazy Toronto sports is going right now, and how we'll never really own anything and everything will be subscription based. With Lowry retiring a...
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Cambodia did not make the World Cup.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the Black Stars latest win (in the last minute), the absolute vibe of Toronto during summer, and Ryan's recent Cambodia trip. Ghana is killing it and it ain't called Sankofa Square for nothing but all the Panama and Columbian baddies, reach out to Los....
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The Windy City featuring the Bean & Deep Dish Pizza, by the way..don't date your cousin.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their reasoning for taking a month break, Go Black Stars, and how Toronto can't do anything right (looking at you DoWest Fest). Carlos still doesn't know if Chicago has handsome men, but at least they're back in action. World Cup is upon us so enjoy the...
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We're going on Spring Break!: Chicago & Cambodia.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their up and coming 3 week break (they're going on Spring Break!), The new potential Hantavirus pandemic, and the unfortunate Raptors end to the season. While Ryan will be out in the boonies fighting off malaria, Carlos will be knee deep in some…
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What is this Sama and how do I get some footage? Featuring the new downfall to society: Meta-Glasses.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode talk divorce, how there are cameras everywhere, and how Rogers Communications sucks (dont cancel Ryan's internet)! Carlos's recent hospital visit ends in tragedy, ruptured something or someone, not 100% sure.. If someone proposes to you within week of...
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The Future is Bleak: How do I become a groupie for the Toronto Tempo?
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the latest Toronto Tempo news (go support the latest Toronto Team), What not to do in South Korean (some people's kids), and how expensive everything is (why is a movie ticket $30.00?) Why havn't strip clubs raised their dance prices? You're dancing for...
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Happy Cambodian New Year: featuring Relationships.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some more of Trump's outrageous ish, the break up game by Cut, and how far we've come from with mental illness. They're definitely getting cancelled after this one and it's Ryan's fault, all this stuff about chopstick Asians and what not. What are the…
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Tiredofthismodernishmaxxing: How else do we ruin the generation?
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the latest freest country in the world news, Gucci Mane being kidnapped and approaching women in the gym (don't be creepy, or maybe just don't). Fellow citizens, we have another stupid trend spreading across social media, it's like the Tide pods thing…
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5 Year Anniversary: Who really runs Hip-Hop?
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode two wild stories of some people's kids, how post-secondary schools are struggling in Ontario, and questioning why they still have listeners after 5 years. While Carlos is supporting the States with travel to Chicago next week, Ryan will be drinking his...
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The Manosphere: not our podcast though...
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the Oscars, Tank v. Tyrese, and how Cardi B has no reason being in Hamilton. Is the homie BB dead? If he is, when is our gas and groceries going down in price? Carlos is overly tired this week and Ryan is deeper into his Hotep opinions. If were going to...
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AMPM Saturday, AMPM Sunday!
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how dumb criminals confess their crimes to ChatGPT, how the lack of women's washrooms is because of the patriarchy, and St. Patrick's Day. If Iran is out of the World Cup, shouldn't the US be too? Especially after putting my gas price up? Dating Apps,...
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She's Gonna Call: Part 2 featuring: Delusions by AI or not.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how Carlos's Dad ended up somehow on Some People's Kids this week, how Carlos is just going through it (waiting for her to call), and really just Carlos..it's one of those weeks. How deep can AI take me? Emails, Relationship advice, Mental Heath...we're…
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The Chronicles of Cutwater Carlos: Confessions Part 1.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the terrible top 10 r&b list that the Rolling Stone's put out recently, the downfall of today's streamers and how they're the definition of some people's kids, and how BAFTA is harshing the mellow. Special guests in today's episode was Cutwater Carlos…
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Genesis 2.0: $100.00 Entrance Fee, ladies get in free.
Carlos, Ryan, and Cheeto discuss in today, Regular Andrew's arrest on his birthday, their Valentine's day's experience, and their new business idea. Gen Z is drinking less, partying less, focusing more on their health, as Millennials, what's wrong with you? Why are you dealing with life...
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Em, Jay, and Pusha? On an island? Oh man..
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the heartbreaking news in Tumbler Ridge, the blatant lying from the DOJ, and how Heated Rivalry is Canada's newest softcore porn show. Shoutout to the Seahawks for taking the chip, because if we can agree on anything, it's screw the Patriots. While Kid...
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Heated Rivalry Podcast, The Blank is no more.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode a crazy amount of stuff that's going on in the world, by the way, WTH is going on. Nicki, we never would have anticipated that you'd be on Some People's Kids. After a draft email at Amazon accidently gets sent out, you've ruined a whole village worth of...
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We're back! Live in Action: Don't sign the petition.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode (and in person) the petition that over 305,000 people already signed, how nepo-babies are normally crazy, and how Cutwater needs to bring the good flavours up to Canada. Sometimes growth is uncomfortable but you'll be a better person because of it (check...
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RIP Filmores: Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. (Thanks Semisonic)
Carlos and Ryan were snowed in today, so they decided to do a virtual episode and we're not talking about reboot. Remember the snow days when your school was cancelled and you would spend the day skating or tobogganing? Carlos doesn't. Ryan gets emotion about some sort of end that's going on in…
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Year of the Brick: 2026, Oil, not baby oil.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the geopolitics of what's going on between the US and Venezuela, how they miss they old Kanye, and a reflection on 2025 and what they're prioritizing for 2026. What is it about celebrities that we love so much as society? That we would put ourselves to…
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2026: Year of Sweetness.
Carlos and Ryan discuss what they've missed over the last two weeks, the holidays, and whether Friday after Next was better than Friday. Review on 2025, there were a lot of ups and downs, changes for both of them and it's great time to reflect on what the year had to offer. If you want to work on...
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The Days Before Christmas: What are you doing with 80 mill?
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode that there is no room for hatred in this world, the pros and cons of being Hollywood kids, and what are the few things we would do if we won the lottery. Shorter episode today due to a sickness going around Toronto but we'll be back next week for our…
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Baby Oil Documentary: Invite 50 to the Player Haters' Ball.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the virgin epidemic of young males, the new mandatory Netflix special that needs to be watched by everyone, and why Carlos's Spotify 2025 recap has R Kelly as his #1 artist (and Trapped in the Closet as the #1 song). Who really believes 100M isn't enough...
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American Thanksgiving: Create your own memories.
Conspiracy Carlos and Regular Ryan discuss in today's episode about how Gen Z are going to be the first generation living in someone else's memory, how corporations treat you like a number, and how in the world is the Eglinton LRT opening after the Finch one (What the hell Doug Ford? Shoutout to...
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Mo' November Blues: Don't swipe right in Florida.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the lack of heart throbs in modern day R&B, DJT's recent crash-out, and why you shouldn't swipe right on Tinder in Florida (Collette, Carlos still out here waiting for you girl, call him when you're out). 15 Million for Ryan Wedding? He's getting tackled...
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DJ Los&Found: Ever heard Afrobeats and System of a Down in the same set?
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Carlos's latest DJ adventures, the RIP to the Dallas Mavericks organization and how social media influencers are now taking mental leaves (wild). Ayesha Curry, what are you doing girl? You got the best shooter of all time and you still ain't happy. You…
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Fake Gun, Big Buns ft. Heartbreak for Toronto.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the heartbreak that all Toronto Fans felt on Saturday, how Doug Ford is finally putting our tax payer funds towards something useful in paying our youth's tution, and how they're working through No Nut/No Drink November (it's rough, real rough). Carlos...
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The Blank Presents: Halloween 2025 v. Jays in 6
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some recent scary movies they've watched, what they're dressing up as for Halloween, and where they're hoping to end up at night for Halloween (Carlos and Ryan have two very different situations as to where they're hoping). The Jays have the ability to...
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The Blank: World Series Edition.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how the Jays havn't made it to the World Series in 32 years, their feelings after game 7 against Seattle, and their parent's experience during the 92-93 season. Can you tell their excited for the Jays? When you are a multi-million dollar coach for an NBA...
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Shaking it for those Saudi Oil Dollas.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: are the comedians that did the Saudi show hypocrites? Whether LeBron should have retired after that bull crap Henny ad, and the New York Yankees being eliminated from the MLB playoffs. They bring up a Halloween story you won't want to miss (it includes...
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What do Steffon Diggs and Charlie Sheen have in common?
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the side effects of drugs, how Daniel Ceaser causes traffic, and how hasn't Cut Water not sponsored the show yet. As the economy is hurting, everything is unaffordable, we can't find jobs, I think we need to start taking notes from Sheen and Diggs. Who…
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Sapporo & Tylenol: Mixture of a good night.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the crazy medical advice that the American Government is stating, the greatest songs of all time, and whether we can really separate the art from the artist (especially if the artist is a Fortnite player). Why do you think all of these celebrities do…
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Sucker Punch at the Charlotte Room featuring: Look Harder!
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the assassination of Charlie Kirk (and Ryan's conspiracy theory around it all), Doug Ford's F-You to the youth attempting to find a job, and how Caleb Williams needs to start painting his nails a winning colour. Look, we didn't agree with 99% of the...
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CutWater Carlos & Gout Ryan: Boycott Crown Royale.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how Carlos believes highly in the psychics, the NFL season is back, and corruption in sports (and how we should all ensure we keep watching sports). Send us a t-shirt at least Cutwater, Carlos is already your best customer. Corporate Greed and the lack…
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Cutwater Carlos Feat. Relationships & FanExpo.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the new Cutwater challenge (Carlos lived it today), Carlos' experience at FanExpo this weekend, and relationships. It's never the right time to say goodbye, so don't let that turn you toxic. These streaming platforms need to be held accountable for…
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Only one place I can go and dress up like Spawn and not be judged: Fan Expo Weekend.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Fan Expo weekend in Toronto (the one place to see absolute sweeties dressed up as anime characters), Carlos's new 222 experience, and how to make Toronto a little less lonely. As Ryan defends shroom dispensaries, Carlos places the most outrageous NFL bet...
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222: No love in this game.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Carlos's recent experience attending a 222 event, which kinks Ryan doesn't seem as a problem, and this Return to Office mandate the world is coming back to. NFL season is almost back and they're happy about it, unless you're a Cowboy's fan. One lesson...
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Room 202: I'd hate to be a Gen Z.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how hard it is to be a teen in today's age, posting "cringe" stuff on Facebook, and how Air Canada is the worst airline of all time. How is Brittney on the unsexy list? You're telling me the lady that made the Toxic video is unsexy..crazy. Recap of...
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Too much to talk about: Caribana 2025.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the most anticipated weekend's of Toronto every year, how our boy Trudeau is putting it down on Katy Perry, and Ryan's flying out to Cambodia to fight in the war. RIP to Ozzy, RIP to Malcolm, uhh. thanks for the memories Hulk..I guess. Shannon Sharpe,...
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The Blank Two-Hunna: It's never too late.
Carlos and Ryan celebrate The Blank's 200th episode and discuss that it's never to late to blow (wait what?) up, if Stephen King was a janitor and Robert Downey Jr. wasn't Iron man until later in life, then you can still do it, age ain't nothing but a number...wow. Would you still go to the…
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It's East 199: Epstein didn't do it.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: the Government has deep pockets and can make you disappear at any moment, how there are no more classic comedy movies in the last 5 years, and how anyone who gets their palm read belongs on some people's kids. If the video is missing a minute, you're...
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Where comedy and real talk ensue. Join Carlos and Ryan as they discuss (as Carlos rants and Ryan babysits), explore, teach, and learn about what's going in the world around them. Whether it regarding politics, social media, and pop culture. These two are going to need all the hints they can get to solve the world's problems.
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