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I don't know what I'm saying..

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Thick Thighs, Save Lives..or some shi***

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The NFL is Rigged!..as I place my FanDuel Bet.

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The end of the world: AI, LG, and GTA 6.

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Get em to ER! He's got a gambling problem.
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The Freedom was better than breathin' they said...

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The Show Goes On: Summers' on it's way out.

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Love is Blind: The Blank Edition.

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Where not to take a first date.

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Airplanes, Holidays, & LeBron: We’re back after a month.

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It's hot, real hot..where the summer dresses at?

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Cambodia did not make the World Cup.

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The Windy City featuring the Bean & Deep Dish Pizza, by the way..don't date your cousin.

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We're going on Spring Break!: Chicago & Cambodia.

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What is this Sama and how do I get some footage? Featuring the new downfall to society: Meta-Glasses.

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The Future is Bleak: How do I become a groupie for the Toronto Tempo?

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Happy Cambodian New Year: featuring Relationships.

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Tiredofthismodernishmaxxing: How else do we ruin the generation?

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5 Year Anniversary: Who really runs Hip-Hop?

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The Manosphere: not our podcast though...

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AMPM Saturday, AMPM Sunday!

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She's Gonna Call: Part 2 featuring: Delusions by AI or not.

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The Chronicles of Cutwater Carlos: Confessions Part 1.

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Genesis 2.0: $100.00 Entrance Fee, ladies get in free.

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Em, Jay, and Pusha? On an island? Oh man..

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Heated Rivalry Podcast, The Blank is no more.

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We're back! Live in Action: Don't sign the petition.

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RIP Filmores: Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. (Thanks Semisonic)

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Year of the Brick: 2026, Oil, not baby oil.

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2026: Year of Sweetness.

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The Days Before Christmas: What are you doing with 80 mill?

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Baby Oil Documentary: Invite 50 to the Player Haters' Ball.

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American Thanksgiving: Create your own memories.

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Mo' November Blues: Don't swipe right in Florida.

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DJ Los&Found: Ever heard Afrobeats and System of a Down in the same set?
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Fake Gun, Big Buns ft. Heartbreak for Toronto.

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The Blank Presents: Halloween 2025 v. Jays in 6

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The Blank: World Series Edition.

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Shaking it for those Saudi Oil Dollas.

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What do Steffon Diggs and Charlie Sheen have in common?

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Sapporo & Tylenol: Mixture of a good night.

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Sucker Punch at the Charlotte Room featuring: Look Harder!

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CutWater Carlos & Gout Ryan: Boycott Crown Royale.

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Cutwater Carlos Feat. Relationships & FanExpo.
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Only one place I can go and dress up like Spawn and not be judged: Fan Expo Weekend.

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222: No love in this game.

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Room 202: I'd hate to be a Gen Z.

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Too much to talk about: Caribana 2025.

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The Blank Two-Hunna: It's never too late.

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It's East 199: Epstein didn't do it.

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It should've been me!: Broken Legacies.

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We almost died, literally..featuring a wind storm & martinis.

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The Blank's New Charity Idea: Featuring Zanzibar.

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Summer Tapes: Bath Water & Catfishing.

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We took a week off, now we freak off.

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Sugar Mommas 2025: Ketamine & Sundresses, all summer long..

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Death to the Remix: It's the Liberal's fault.

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Go Leafs Go!: Gold Digger Special.

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Return of the Mack: Happy Bambodian (no typo blood) New Year!

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New Slogan T-Shirts Coming Soon: Patient Pending.

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Lock the doors Ryan..I said lock the doors.

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Calling in a 187: The Murder of Modern America.

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How to Conduct a Proper Figure-Four Vol 1: More WWE in American Classrooms.

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The Blank Gone Wild: Hot in Ghana Edition.

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Vote or Die Version 2.0: The event before Ghana.

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When a door closes, a window opens.

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Buy Canadian: Amazon's the exception, what? you expect me to get my stuff from the mall?

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The Blank's First Speed Dating Event: I'm pressing the red button on tariffs.

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Make America Great Again: Season 2.

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Tik Tok Dies, Trump Lives: No more cringe worthy content, please.

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New Mindset for 2025: We taking on the Joy Taylor Mentality.

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Drugs, Dancers, and Solo Travel: You're in for a journey in 2025.

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2024 Review: Reflect and Reject, that's it that's the title..

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The Blank's Christmas Extravaganza: F*** around and find out.

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Guilty until proven innocent featuring "The Reasonable Doubt"

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Los&Found: Carlos' DJ Genesis.

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I took a course at Orange Technical College: The Chicago Bears lose again 101.

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Save on the tax! Make sure to bring a weapon..

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Snow Bunny SZN feauting a beautiful wedding.

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He Done Did It: Trump 2024..here we go again.

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Pre-Halloween Episode: Why you gotta ruin the story?

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The Thanksgiving Wednesday Special: We're off beat.

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Apologies in Advance: Biggie would be disappointed.

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What's on the Menu? I'll have the dog.

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Back To School Special: Electric Island Classes in Session.

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Dear Summer, It's been a time.

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Our Final Episode...potentially.

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PSA: Don't give your money to Disney...really, dont.

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American Los featuring The Golden Gate Bridge.

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Beyond Scared Straight: Going back to Cali.

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Worst National Anthem & An Assassination Attempt: What a week for America.

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Pura Vida: Bosta Rica ReBap Part 2.

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Pura Vida: Bosta Rica ReBap Part 1.

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Pre-Costa Rica Episode: Toxic Carlos Back in the Flesh.

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It's cool getting old: Introspective thoughts and a Sportscar.

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The Existential Crisis: The Boys Be Going Through It.

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The Downfall of Man: It's Latin Women, that is the downfall of man..I said it, so what (Carlos).

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PSA Don't Hurt em' Hammer! The Blank Turns 150!

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Carlos McAfee: Certified WNBA Groupie.

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2 Guys 1 Couch: a New Era

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