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The Blank with Carlos & Ryan. — 239 episodes
It's hot, real hot..where the summer dresses at?
Cambodia did not make the World Cup.
The Windy City featuring the Bean & Deep Dish Pizza, by the way..don't date your cousin.
We're going on Spring Break!: Chicago & Cambodia.
What is this Sama and how do I get some footage? Featuring the new downfall to society: Meta-Glasses.
The Future is Bleak: How do I become a groupie for the Toronto Tempo?
Happy Cambodian New Year: featuring Relationships.
Tiredofthismodernishmaxxing: How else do we ruin the generation?
5 Year Anniversary: Who really runs Hip-Hop?
The Manosphere: not our podcast though...
AMPM Saturday, AMPM Sunday!
She's Gonna Call: Part 2 featuring: Delusions by AI or not.
The Chronicles of Cutwater Carlos: Confessions Part 1.
Genesis 2.0: $100.00 Entrance Fee, ladies get in free.
Em, Jay, and Pusha? On an island? Oh man..
Heated Rivalry Podcast, The Blank is no more.
We're back! Live in Action: Don't sign the petition.
RIP Filmores: Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. (Thanks Semisonic)
Year of the Brick: 2026, Oil, not baby oil.
2026: Year of Sweetness.
The Days Before Christmas: What are you doing with 80 mill?
Baby Oil Documentary: Invite 50 to the Player Haters' Ball.
American Thanksgiving: Create your own memories.
Mo' November Blues: Don't swipe right in Florida.
DJ Los&Found: Ever heard Afrobeats and System of a Down in the same set?
Fake Gun, Big Buns ft. Heartbreak for Toronto.
The Blank Presents: Halloween 2025 v. Jays in 6
The Blank: World Series Edition.
Shaking it for those Saudi Oil Dollas.
What do Steffon Diggs and Charlie Sheen have in common?
Sapporo & Tylenol: Mixture of a good night.
Sucker Punch at the Charlotte Room featuring: Look Harder!
CutWater Carlos & Gout Ryan: Boycott Crown Royale.
Cutwater Carlos Feat. Relationships & FanExpo.
Only one place I can go and dress up like Spawn and not be judged: Fan Expo Weekend.
222: No love in this game.
Room 202: I'd hate to be a Gen Z.
Too much to talk about: Caribana 2025.
The Blank Two-Hunna: It's never too late.
It's East 199: Epstein didn't do it.
It should've been me!: Broken Legacies.
We almost died, literally..featuring a wind storm & martinis.
The Blank's New Charity Idea: Featuring Zanzibar.
Summer Tapes: Bath Water & Catfishing.
We took a week off, now we freak off.
Sugar Mommas 2025: Ketamine & Sundresses, all summer long..
Death to the Remix: It's the Liberal's fault.
Go Leafs Go!: Gold Digger Special.
Return of the Mack: Happy Bambodian (no typo blood) New Year!
New Slogan T-Shirts Coming Soon: Patient Pending.
Lock the doors Ryan..I said lock the doors.
Calling in a 187: The Murder of Modern America.
How to Conduct a Proper Figure-Four Vol 1: More WWE in American Classrooms.
The Blank Gone Wild: Hot in Ghana Edition.
Vote or Die Version 2.0: The event before Ghana.
When a door closes, a window opens.
Buy Canadian: Amazon's the exception, what? you expect me to get my stuff from the mall?
The Blank's First Speed Dating Event: I'm pressing the red button on tariffs.
Make America Great Again: Season 2.
Tik Tok Dies, Trump Lives: No more cringe worthy content, please.
New Mindset for 2025: We taking on the Joy Taylor Mentality.
Drugs, Dancers, and Solo Travel: You're in for a journey in 2025.
2024 Review: Reflect and Reject, that's it that's the title..
The Blank's Christmas Extravaganza: F*** around and find out.
Guilty until proven innocent featuring "The Reasonable Doubt"
Los&Found: Carlos' DJ Genesis.
I took a course at Orange Technical College: The Chicago Bears lose again 101.
Save on the tax! Make sure to bring a weapon..
Snow Bunny SZN feauting a beautiful wedding.
He Done Did It: Trump 2024..here we go again.
Pre-Halloween Episode: Why you gotta ruin the story?
The Thanksgiving Wednesday Special: We're off beat.
Apologies in Advance: Biggie would be disappointed.
What's on the Menu? I'll have the dog.
Back To School Special: Electric Island Classes in Session.
Dear Summer, It's been a time.
Our Final Episode...potentially.
PSA: Don't give your money to Disney...really, dont.
American Los featuring The Golden Gate Bridge.
Beyond Scared Straight: Going back to Cali.
Worst National Anthem & An Assassination Attempt: What a week for America.
Pura Vida: Bosta Rica ReBap Part 2.
Pura Vida: Bosta Rica ReBap Part 1.
Pre-Costa Rica Episode: Toxic Carlos Back in the Flesh.
It's cool getting old: Introspective thoughts and a Sportscar.
The Existential Crisis: The Boys Be Going Through It.
The Downfall of Man: It's Latin Women, that is the downfall of man..I said it, so what (Carlos).
PSA Don't Hurt em' Hammer! The Blank Turns 150!
Carlos McAfee: Certified WNBA Groupie.
2 Guys 1 Couch: a New Era
30 Minute Extravaganza: Kendrick's 4 page Letter.
Tik Tok: We Hardly Knew Ye, Good Riddance!
Practice Safe Fresh: NDA All Day.
If the Glove don't fit, it must of slipped: Happy Cambodian New Year!
What is Sisqo's head doing on Mount Rushmore?
DiddyDoIt? : Please don't come after us 50 Cent.
Quadruple B: Bring Back Beat-Boxing Featuring Rant City.
The Oscar goes to...America for banning Tik Tok.
New Place Who Dis?
Heavy Hitters featuring The Leap Year Babies.
Carlos v. Fresh & Fit: Let's get ready to rumbleeee!
Mrs. Officer, Mrs. Officer...
Drake ruined Valentine's Day.
CITY BOYS AND DRIVE BYS: THE BRAMPTON TIMES
Lovers n' Friends: Vince McMahon is neither.
I'm going to need a gummy after that one.
Blank B***hs Link Up!
Ringing in 2024: Under the Weather.
Cheers to 2023, we won’t miss you.
Oh Hell Nah, Can’t Do This: Merry Christmas.
Moonwalking through 8 Mile: Sankofa this!
Common Sense: Don’t meet your OnlyFans’s fans? We say that right?
3 Survival Tools for Life: Airfryers, Chicago Bears, and Good Management.
The Blank, The Remake: Originality no longer exists featuring No N** November.
The Nation's Capital: Fatality!
Treehouse of Hoarders 2K23
Ryan, stop taking these damn vacations..
Karaoke Song 121: No you can’t have 4800 dollars.
Veni Vidi Vici, did you miss me?
How do you say: Why is it so dark in here? in Italian.
Digital Dreams and Carlos’ Nightmare.
Why you gotta be so rude? I’m from Vaughan anyway..
The Secret to Dating and The Great Outdoors.
The Passion of the Blank featuring a commercial break.
Carlos' Demon Time Weekend: Lizzo Sucks (allegedly)..
Report 113: Aliens Exist Dammit.
Room 112: The Panty Droppin' Episode.
Episode 111 - Make a Wish, oh wait..that's not right..
Weddings, De-Clutter & Bible Camp.
Short and Sweet Featuring: Canada Day.
All aboard the Yellow Submarine..
The Gong with Carlos & Ryan, featuring a special guest.
106 n' Smoke: Carlos Dating Meltdown..seriously.
Summer 2023 Carlos has Arrived!!!
What's Beef? Ike & Tina? Brampton Scams? Sesame Street?
3-4-1 Pizza (Hi Sherwin): enough news to take up 2 airplane seats.
Join the Contest! featuring Cheating R&B Artists.
Episode 101: Revenge of the Leafs.
100 Miles and Runnin': The Reflections, Disappointments, and Accomplishments.
The Blank Gretzky Episode: Return of the Mack.
Ryan's Confession Tapes Vol. 3
Ryan's Confessions Tape Vol. 2
Ryan's Confessions Tape Vol. 1
Carlos and his journey to find God ft. St. Patrick.
Cartoons & Conspiracy Theories
Ja-mautized Black Lives Matter
Trapped in the Plastic Pt. 57
Spread Eagle Firm: Drop Down and get your Legal on Girl.
The Not-Valentines Day Episode: We Forgot...
Ryan's Therapy Episode 1: He Needs Help featuring the Wooly Mammoth.
Technical Difficulties Galore: The Blank's PS5 Ad.
Take 2: Impromptu Dating Episode
The Blank: Barry White Edition
Start off the Year with a Gang Gang!
The Blank's New Year Extravaganza - Reflections on 2022
Jingle Blank, Jingle Blank, Jingle Blank Rock..2022 Christmas Special.
Snowed In and They Won't Let Me Out.
GOAL!!! Russia 1 - USA ZIP!
The City of Poutine, Bagels, and No Dancing, The Blank's Montreal Episode.
No More Fireworks in Brampton. featuring American Thanksgiving
American Politics, you're making great content!
I'll Huff and I'll Cuff and I'll blow this KD Ratio down!
Live from Toronto, it's Saturday Night!
Halloween Spectacular Part. Boo!
Beaches, Palm Trees, Rum & Lobster..thank you Cuba.
The Blank Missle Crisis
Dahmer & Chill.
Carlos wants all the SMOKE! That means you Paige's boyfriend from Love Island UK.
The Blank Must Go On!
Viva Las Recap Part Two.
Viva Las Recap Part One.
The day before Vegas ... Part 2.
The week before Vegas ... Part 1
#freecarlos
Episode Super Nintendo Chalmers and Amanda Nunes.
CaraOVOELD Slam - The Best Damn Weeknd in Toronto, brother.
Massage Carlos & Pirate Ryan Strike Back!
3 Sides to a Triangle and worms in Mezcal.
Sexual Deviants: I choose you!
Calgary, Family Drama, and Diesel Jeans.
Raw like Monday Nights.
Baby Showers, Turning 30, and Omar. Describes the gist of our episode.
Coming to you live, this is The Blank News Network.
Politics + Depp, you Heard? = Raunchiest episode ever.
Ryan goes Super Saying.
I'll order the burger with an extra side of politics...please.
All the worlds ills, sittin' on chrome 24' wheels.
Leafs, Plastic and Alcoholism, all issues for the regular Toronto person.
That's a Raps season folks...
...and counting.
Brain Teaser No. 1
I'd like to thank...
Behind The Podcast: In the Mind of: Carlos Osei
Behind The Podcast: The Life and Times of Ryan Sann.
The Parenthood Episode.
Red flag, Green flag.
Brace Yourself..
Lights...Camera...Michael Jackson.
The Simple Life.
Stir-fry & Valentine's Massacre.
Men at work.
Ladies & Gentlemen, My Comfort Zone...
The New Work Norm.
Klondike? Where is my 5 dollars?
Lockdown!
See you in 2022..
...because words can't bring me down.
Mercury is in Gatorade .. featuring Alesha.
Out with the New, in with the Old.
Unnecessary Material.
Untitled...Retrospective
The Blank Presents: True Athlete Horror Stories.
Halloween Spooktacular Vol 1. **RE-UPLOADED**
Toxicity at it's finest.
I GOT THE HERO IN ME!
Now for your main event: Nature vs. Nurture
bump n grind (allegedly)..
They Know...
Vote or Die.
...Like it's 1999
Work It Out
Welcome Back
Enjoy Yourself
1-800-AT-NIGHT
Table for 2 Please...XL
Canada Day Special
The Blank Canvas
The Bucket List
Like, Comment, Subscribe
The Matrimony
Fashion Killa
Quit Playing Games With My Heart
Take Care of Yourself
Red Pill or Blue Pill
At least buy me dinner first...
Are we still afraid of the dark?
The Golden Age Babysitter
An infectious disease
The Blank with Carlos & Ryan. (Trailer)