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The Blank with Carlos & Ryan. — 238 episodes

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Cambodia did not make the World Cup.

2

The Windy City featuring the Bean & Deep Dish Pizza, by the way..don't date your cousin.

3

We're going on Spring Break!: Chicago & Cambodia.

4

What is this Sama and how do I get some footage? Featuring the new downfall to society: Meta-Glasses.

5

The Future is Bleak: How do I become a groupie for the Toronto Tempo?

6

Happy Cambodian New Year: featuring Relationships.

7

Tiredofthismodernishmaxxing: How else do we ruin the generation?

8

5 Year Anniversary: Who really runs Hip-Hop?

9

The Manosphere: not our podcast though...

10

AMPM Saturday, AMPM Sunday!

11

She's Gonna Call: Part 2 featuring: Delusions by AI or not.

12

The Chronicles of Cutwater Carlos: Confessions Part 1.

13

Genesis 2.0: $100.00 Entrance Fee, ladies get in free.

14

Em, Jay, and Pusha? On an island? Oh man..

15

Heated Rivalry Podcast, The Blank is no more.

16

We're back! Live in Action: Don't sign the petition.

17

RIP Filmores: Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. (Thanks Semisonic)

18

Year of the Brick: 2026, Oil, not baby oil.

19

2026: Year of Sweetness.

20

The Days Before Christmas: What are you doing with 80 mill?

21

Baby Oil Documentary: Invite 50 to the Player Haters' Ball.

22

American Thanksgiving: Create your own memories.

23

Mo' November Blues: Don't swipe right in Florida.

24

DJ Los&Found: Ever heard Afrobeats and System of a Down in the same set?

25

Fake Gun, Big Buns ft. Heartbreak for Toronto.

26

The Blank Presents: Halloween 2025 v. Jays in 6

27

The Blank: World Series Edition.

28

Shaking it for those Saudi Oil Dollas.

29

What do Steffon Diggs and Charlie Sheen have in common?

30

Sapporo & Tylenol: Mixture of a good night.

31

Sucker Punch at the Charlotte Room featuring: Look Harder!

32

CutWater Carlos & Gout Ryan: Boycott Crown Royale.

33

Cutwater Carlos Feat. Relationships & FanExpo.

34

Only one place I can go and dress up like Spawn and not be judged: Fan Expo Weekend.

35

222: No love in this game.

36

Room 202: I'd hate to be a Gen Z.

37

Too much to talk about: Caribana 2025.

38

The Blank Two-Hunna: It's never too late.

39

It's East 199: Epstein didn't do it.

40

It should've been me!: Broken Legacies.

41

We almost died, literally..featuring a wind storm & martinis.

42

The Blank's New Charity Idea: Featuring Zanzibar.

43

Summer Tapes: Bath Water & Catfishing.

44

We took a week off, now we freak off.

45

Sugar Mommas 2025: Ketamine & Sundresses, all summer long..

46

Death to the Remix: It's the Liberal's fault.

47

Go Leafs Go!: Gold Digger Special.

48

Return of the Mack: Happy Bambodian (no typo blood) New Year!

49

New Slogan T-Shirts Coming Soon: Patient Pending.

50

Lock the doors Ryan..I said lock the doors.

51

Calling in a 187: The Murder of Modern America.

52

How to Conduct a Proper Figure-Four Vol 1: More WWE in American Classrooms.

53

The Blank Gone Wild: Hot in Ghana Edition.

54

Vote or Die Version 2.0: The event before Ghana.

55

When a door closes, a window opens.

56

Buy Canadian: Amazon's the exception, what? you expect me to get my stuff from the mall?

57

The Blank's First Speed Dating Event: I'm pressing the red button on tariffs.

58

Make America Great Again: Season 2.

59

Tik Tok Dies, Trump Lives: No more cringe worthy content, please.

60

New Mindset for 2025: We taking on the Joy Taylor Mentality.

61

Drugs, Dancers, and Solo Travel: You're in for a journey in 2025.

62

2024 Review: Reflect and Reject, that's it that's the title..

63

The Blank's Christmas Extravaganza: F*** around and find out.

64

Guilty until proven innocent featuring "The Reasonable Doubt"

65

Los&Found: Carlos' DJ Genesis.

66

I took a course at Orange Technical College: The Chicago Bears lose again 101.

67

Save on the tax! Make sure to bring a weapon..

68

Snow Bunny SZN feauting a beautiful wedding.

69

He Done Did It: Trump 2024..here we go again.

70

Pre-Halloween Episode: Why you gotta ruin the story?

71

The Thanksgiving Wednesday Special: We're off beat.

72

Apologies in Advance: Biggie would be disappointed.

73

What's on the Menu? I'll have the dog.

74

Back To School Special: Electric Island Classes in Session.

75

Dear Summer, It's been a time.

76

Our Final Episode...potentially.

77

PSA: Don't give your money to Disney...really, dont.

78

American Los featuring The Golden Gate Bridge.

79

Beyond Scared Straight: Going back to Cali.

80

Worst National Anthem & An Assassination Attempt: What a week for America.

81

Pura Vida: Bosta Rica ReBap Part 2.

82

Pura Vida: Bosta Rica ReBap Part 1.

83

Pre-Costa Rica Episode: Toxic Carlos Back in the Flesh.

84

It's cool getting old: Introspective thoughts and a Sportscar.

85

The Existential Crisis: The Boys Be Going Through It.

86

The Downfall of Man: It's Latin Women, that is the downfall of man..I said it, so what (Carlos).

87

PSA Don't Hurt em' Hammer! The Blank Turns 150!

88

Carlos McAfee: Certified WNBA Groupie.

89

2 Guys 1 Couch: a New Era

90

30 Minute Extravaganza: Kendrick's 4 page Letter.

91

Tik Tok: We Hardly Knew Ye, Good Riddance!

92

Practice Safe Fresh: NDA All Day.

93

If the Glove don't fit, it must of slipped: Happy Cambodian New Year!

94

What is Sisqo's head doing on Mount Rushmore?

95

DiddyDoIt? : Please don't come after us 50 Cent.

96

Quadruple B: Bring Back Beat-Boxing Featuring Rant City.

97

The Oscar goes to...America for banning Tik Tok.

98

New Place Who Dis?

99

Heavy Hitters featuring The Leap Year Babies.

100

Carlos v. Fresh & Fit: Let's get ready to rumbleeee!

101

Mrs. Officer, Mrs. Officer...

102

Drake ruined Valentine's Day.

103

CITY BOYS AND DRIVE BYS: THE BRAMPTON TIMES

104

Lovers n' Friends: Vince McMahon is neither.

105

I'm going to need a gummy after that one.

106

Blank B***hs Link Up!

107

Ringing in 2024: Under the Weather.

108

Cheers to 2023, we won’t miss you.

109

Oh Hell Nah, Can’t Do This: Merry Christmas.

110

Moonwalking through 8 Mile: Sankofa this!

111

Common Sense: Don’t meet your OnlyFans’s fans? We say that right?

112

3 Survival Tools for Life: Airfryers, Chicago Bears, and Good Management.

113

The Blank, The Remake: Originality no longer exists featuring No N** November.

114

The Nation's Capital: Fatality!

115

Treehouse of Hoarders 2K23

116

Ryan, stop taking these damn vacations..

117

Karaoke Song 121: No you can’t have 4800 dollars.

118

Veni Vidi Vici, did you miss me?

119

How do you say: Why is it so dark in here? in Italian.

120

Digital Dreams and Carlos’ Nightmare.

121

Why you gotta be so rude? I’m from Vaughan anyway..

122

The Secret to Dating and The Great Outdoors.

123

The Passion of the Blank featuring a commercial break.

124

Carlos' Demon Time Weekend: Lizzo Sucks (allegedly)..

125

Report 113: Aliens Exist Dammit.

126

Room 112: The Panty Droppin' Episode.

127

Episode 111 - Make a Wish, oh wait..that's not right..

128

Weddings, De-Clutter & Bible Camp.

129

Short and Sweet Featuring: Canada Day.

130

All aboard the Yellow Submarine..

131

The Gong with Carlos & Ryan, featuring a special guest.

132

106 n' Smoke: Carlos Dating Meltdown..seriously.

133

Summer 2023 Carlos has Arrived!!!

134

What's Beef? Ike & Tina? Brampton Scams? Sesame Street?

135

3-4-1 Pizza (Hi Sherwin): enough news to take up 2 airplane seats.

136

Join the Contest! featuring Cheating R&B Artists.

137

Episode 101: Revenge of the Leafs.

138

100 Miles and Runnin': The Reflections, Disappointments, and Accomplishments.

139

The Blank Gretzky Episode: Return of the Mack.

140

Ryan's Confession Tapes Vol. 3

141

Ryan's Confessions Tape Vol. 2

142

Ryan's Confessions Tape Vol. 1

143

Carlos and his journey to find God ft. St. Patrick.

144

Cartoons & Conspiracy Theories

145

Ja-mautized Black Lives Matter

146

Trapped in the Plastic Pt. 57

147

Spread Eagle Firm: Drop Down and get your Legal on Girl.

148

The Not-Valentines Day Episode: We Forgot...

149

Ryan's Therapy Episode 1: He Needs Help featuring the Wooly Mammoth.

150

Technical Difficulties Galore: The Blank's PS5 Ad.

151

Take 2: Impromptu Dating Episode

152

The Blank: Barry White Edition

153

Start off the Year with a Gang Gang!

154

The Blank's New Year Extravaganza - Reflections on 2022

155

Jingle Blank, Jingle Blank, Jingle Blank Rock..2022 Christmas Special.

156

Snowed In and They Won't Let Me Out.

157

GOAL!!! Russia 1 - USA ZIP!

158

The City of Poutine, Bagels, and No Dancing, The Blank's Montreal Episode.

159

No More Fireworks in Brampton. featuring American Thanksgiving

160

American Politics, you're making great content!

161

I'll Huff and I'll Cuff and I'll blow this KD Ratio down!

162

Live from Toronto, it's Saturday Night!

163

Halloween Spectacular Part. Boo!

164

Beaches, Palm Trees, Rum & Lobster..thank you Cuba.

165

The Blank Missle Crisis

166

Dahmer & Chill.

167

Carlos wants all the SMOKE! That means you Paige's boyfriend from Love Island UK.

168

The Blank Must Go On!

169

Viva Las Recap Part Two.

170

Viva Las Recap Part One.

171

The day before Vegas ... Part 2.

172

The week before Vegas ... Part 1

173

#freecarlos

174

Episode Super Nintendo Chalmers and Amanda Nunes.

175

CaraOVOELD Slam - The Best Damn Weeknd in Toronto, brother.

176

Massage Carlos & Pirate Ryan Strike Back!

177

3 Sides to a Triangle and worms in Mezcal.

178

Sexual Deviants: I choose you!

179

Calgary, Family Drama, and Diesel Jeans.

180

Raw like Monday Nights.

181

Baby Showers, Turning 30, and Omar. Describes the gist of our episode.

182

Coming to you live, this is The Blank News Network.

183

Politics + Depp, you Heard? = Raunchiest episode ever.

184

Ryan goes Super Saying.

185

I'll order the burger with an extra side of politics...please.

186

All the worlds ills, sittin' on chrome 24' wheels.

187

Leafs, Plastic and Alcoholism, all issues for the regular Toronto person.

188

That's a Raps season folks...

189

...and counting.

190

Brain Teaser No. 1

191

I'd like to thank...

192

Behind The Podcast: In the Mind of: Carlos Osei

193

Behind The Podcast: The Life and Times of Ryan Sann.

194

The Parenthood Episode.

195

Red flag, Green flag.

196

Brace Yourself..

197

Lights...Camera...Michael Jackson.

198

The Simple Life.

199

Stir-fry & Valentine's Massacre.

200

Men at work.

201

Ladies & Gentlemen, My Comfort Zone...

202

The New Work Norm.

203

Klondike? Where is my 5 dollars?

204

Lockdown!

205

See you in 2022..

206

...because words can't bring me down.

207

Mercury is in Gatorade .. featuring Alesha.

208

Out with the New, in with the Old.

209

Unnecessary Material.

210

Untitled...Retrospective

211

The Blank Presents: True Athlete Horror Stories.

212

Halloween Spooktacular Vol 1. **RE-UPLOADED**

213

Toxicity at it's finest.

214

I GOT THE HERO IN ME!

215

Now for your main event: Nature vs. Nurture

216

bump n grind (allegedly)..

217

They Know...

218

Vote or Die.

219

...Like it's 1999

220

Work It Out

221

Welcome Back

222

Enjoy Yourself

223

1-800-AT-NIGHT

224

Table for 2 Please...XL

225

Canada Day Special

226

The Blank Canvas

227

The Bucket List

228

Like, Comment, Subscribe

229

The Matrimony

230

Fashion Killa

231

Quit Playing Games With My Heart

232

Take Care of Yourself

233

Red Pill or Blue Pill

234

At least buy me dinner first...

235

Are we still afraid of the dark?

236

The Golden Age Babysitter

237

An infectious disease

238

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