PODCAST · comedy
The BLT
by The Black Lunch Table
Join the @thebltpod every week as we answer life's toughest questions in the most problematic way possible.
Episodes
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We Owe Y'all an Apology
At the table, the fellas discussed the struggle of saying "no," why it can be so uncomfortable, and how to get better at setting boundaries without feeling guilty. From there, things got a little more questionable as we defended foods everyone else seems to hate, admitted to things we used to…
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Two Twos My Word!
At the table, the fellas tackled two impossible relationship scenarios that put loyalty, timing, and honesty to the test. First, they debated whether you should let an ex stay with you when she's out of options—even if you've been together for a year. Then they took a sci-fi turn, imagining what...
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The Great Protein Scam
At the table, the fellas kicked things off with a rant about the modern protein craze and whether we're all victims of one giant marketing scheme. They then discussed what they'd tell a friend who suddenly lost all their memories, including the truths they'd share and the things they'd rather…
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Sorry for the Barking
At the table, the fellas discussed why so many people seem unhappy and whether taking time to watch the sunrise could actually improve things. They designed their dream gyms, complete with themes and special features, and debated what happens when a "lifetime supply" prize eventually runs out.…
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The "Unc-Father"
At the table, the fellas discussed why it’s okay to not enjoy every one of your partner’s hobbies, before diving into a wild family scenario involving sperm donation and “The Unc-Father” title. The crew also imagined surviving a plane crash on a deserted island, assigning themselves survival…
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Playboy Problems
At the table, the fellas discussed whether you should tell your family if your fiancée had popular nude photos from her past, especially if they were more artistic than explicit. They also handed out workplace superlatives to themselves and debated which healthcare or medical profession would…
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3AM Activities
At the table, the fellas debated what activities feel completely normal at 3 PM but become suspicious at 3 AM. They also discussed how much damage an ex would have to do to your car before you involve the police, and whether you’d want to know early or late if you weren’t chosen to survive the…
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Confidently Wrong
At the table, the fellas broke down public restroom etiquette and the chaos of communal bathroom layouts. They got into “book math,” reading habits, and the dangers of mispronouncing words with confidence. The crew also debated which household vegetable makes the best weapon, what non-essential...
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Paternity & Pilates
Episode Description: At the table, the fellas kicked things off with a rant about treating your brain like a muscle and actually putting it to work. They then got into a tough conversation around trust, paternity, and how to handle unexpected situations in relationships. The crew lightened things...
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Lasagna Philosophy
At the table, the fellas discussed the “this job is my family” mindset and the reality of workplace friendships. They also tackled the awkward scenario of an ex showing up at your sibling’s wedding, debated the worst possible wedding scheduling choices, settled a lasagna stacking dilemma, and...
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Not the Target Audience
At the table, the fellas joked about realizing they’re no longer the target audience and how wild it is watching time move like that. They talked about the summer jobs they’d realistically take at their current age, compared their personal “Unc Stone” activities, and debated how much money it…
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Do I Gotta Like Her Art?
At the table, the fellas shared their annual reminder that the cold in Ohio hits different, reflected on 2016 nostalgia, and debated the dilemma of supporting your creative partner’s work. They also explored what they’d want to teach their future kids (and what they’d hope they never learn), and...
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Embarrassment is a Spectrum
At the table, the fellas placed live episode bets, reminisced about reckless kids doing anything for $5, and debated how accurate those social media “scenario skits” really are. Things got spooky with a possession vs. haunting question, and legal with a breakdown of robbery vs. theft. The crew…
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Gold Medals & Good Angles
At the table, the fellas discussed the art of taking the perfect nude, choosing between alien vindication and Olympic glory, and the everyday task they’d outsource in a heartbeat. Along the way, they dove into why car mechanics and dealerships can’t be trusted, the universal struggle of using…
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Friendsgiving Fallout
At the table, the fellas discussed football celebrations and why emotes are for everyone, then ranted about the hype behind “dirty soda” and overly sweet mixed drinks. They explored the right age to start calling someone your “lover,” decided what else we should stop making besides pennies, and...
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Leftovers & Legal Trouble
At the table, the fellas discussed Thanksgiving gluttony, why restaurant names are all the same, and the subtle clues that let you know a guy’s been at a girl’s place. We navigated impossible schedule conflicts—like choosing between your sister’s wedding or your wife’s graduation—and broke down...
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Too Freaky to Function?
At the table, the fellas discussed the underrated power of voting, the politics of breakfast, and what makes a person a “Karen” in everyday life. We get into Columbus's internet clout strategies, levels of freakiness, and what kind of online menace we'd be if left unchecked. (4:22) Big Breakfast...
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Good Rec, Good Rec
At the table, the fellas discussed VPNs, digital paranoia, and whether having a toilet bowl cleaner but no plunger is a sign of character. They shared their cheapest (and most bougie) habits, broke down what they’d instantly learn Matrix-style, and imagined what a cult based on them would…
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Top Heavy
At the table this week the fellas discussed the following: 2:00 – Listener-Submitted Question: What does Black culture mean to the BLT? 9:42 – How would you dress as a cartoon character, based on the given options? 21:36 – Which response makes it seem like you messed up more? 38:05 – If there…
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How You Go Twin?
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: 3:55 – Thoughts on Television Sitcoms 12:36 – Where do people in Atlantis poop? 14:45 – Situation #1: You propose to your girlfriend, but she wants to redo the moment in front of her family. What do you do? 26:15 – Situation #2: You...
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Chicken Vs Beef
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: 3:28 – Skreet Knowledge: Thoughts on BBLs. 7:36 – How many animals did people try before finding the tasty ones? 20:42 – What type of white people make the best dancers? 29:47 – What’s the worst thing your girlfriend refuses to change?...
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Wham in a Circle
At the table this week, the fellas discussed: 2:01 – What sport would you want to be a star athlete in? 15:03 – Would you rather your girlfriend sound like Vin Diesel or Kodak Black? 25:15 – How many dead ex-boyfriends can your girlfriend have before you leave? 35:17 – Where would you hide after...
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Rep Your Sh!T
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: 2:00 – If you had to fall asleep at the same time every night for the rest of your life—no matter the occasion—what time would it be? 15:25 – Who wins in a fight: 10 ten-year-olds or 100 one-hundred-year-olds? 25:45 – Would you rather...
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Adequate Effort
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (4:00) The Same Girl: What two celebrities would you want fighting over you? (19:49) What 2000s trend would you bring back? What trend should never come back? (36:15) Situation: You wake up in Iowa—how would you start your new life?…
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Clock the Tea
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (3:03) Are angels weirded out by the thought of people eating chicken wings? (7:03) At a wedding, how long do you wait if the bride is missing? (17:20) Which animal would make the best smoking partner? The worst? (35:55) What’s something...
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Messy Methods Vol. 1
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: 2:50 – Rant with Channing: Unblock that person. 5:32 – Would you rather pilot a helicopter, private jet, or yacht? 15:22 – Pick an annoying girlfriend trait. 28:28 – If you were a robot, would you want to know? 42:23 – What do you look...
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"Gucci Gucci"
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: 1:52 – If your friend names their child the name you wanted for yours, do you pivot or call dibs? 10:02 – Which would be harder to explain: the first time hearing a parrot speak or a lightning storm? 20:35 – If you were a chain…
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Outie Belly Button Curse
At the table this week, the fellas discussed: 1:01 – Food for Thought: Wash your belly buttons. 5:03 – Alignment personality test results. 13:03 – Do you like falling asleep on the phone? Thoughts on simping? 37:30 – What’s weirder: Dating someone with the same name as your ex or someone who…
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You Good Mud?
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: 1:30 – Thermostat temperature regulations. 3:03 – Stay hydrated and high school cult followings. 11:06 – If your girlfriend turned into an animal on a full moon, what would that animal be? 24:20 – What’s your game plan if your mom starts...
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A Real Glizzy Eater
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: 2:16 – What’s your favorite summer drink? 4:55 – Rant: “I don’t talk on the phone.” 10:22 – If you could pardon someone, dead or alive, who would it be? 20:17 – Situation: You're on a group couples trip and your friend wants to break up...
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That’s My Ball
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: 2:56 – What does it mean to be "bird"? 21:25 – What character would you dress up as for your child’s birthday party? Worst character to dress up as? 38:52 – What minor things can be a major turnoff? Follow us @thebltpod Thanks for the…
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Cap City Pickle Ball
At the table this week, the fellas discussed: 1:53 – Least favorite part of working out? Favorite part? 31:55 – What’s your 72-hour plan after escaping prison? 40:25 – How do you respond if your girlfriend says “yeah, sure” when you propose? FOLLOW ON SOCIALS @thebltpod Thanks for the love and...
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Middle of the West
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following topics: 2:55 – Pooping etiquette as a guest. 8:27 – How would you feel if your fiancée had a friend write her vows? 19:52 – Your platonic friend confesses her feelings on her deathbed—what do you do? 31:56 – What’s worse? A girlfriend…
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Vegan Ribs
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: 1:00 – Thoughts on walking (or not) at graduation? 6:59 – What’s your preferred way to receive affection from a romantic partner? 23:33 – Would you move into and keep your parents' house? 29:19 – Ten years into working: What advice would...
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The Butterfly Effect
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (1:03) Do you wave back to the homeless at the exit? How do you navigate social interactions with homelessness? (5:17) If you were a caterpillar, would you want to know when you’re becoming a butterfly? (16:02) You’re hired as a…
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WTHELLY
At the table this week, the fellas discussed: (1:37) PSA: You can't bully your boyfriend into being cool. (3:32) Becoming a petroleum jelly man vs. lotion: Men’s hygiene talk. (8:52) What food do you bring to an “adult-like” event? (23:54) What type of cop would you want to be? Thanks for the…
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Handbag Politics
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (6:25) What’s the best live-action kids’ movie? (20:26) What food or dish would you want your family to be known for creating? (31:32) What do you do if you run into your ex? Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebltpod
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Bed Bath & Freak
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (1:42 ) Are you an umbrella type of person? (7:09) What are the essentials to hosting a sleepover? (13:29) Do you get your own room on a family trip? (27:29) What retail store would you work at? What’s the worst one? (47:53) Have you…
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Aura Farming
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (5:45) What would your job be at the BLT News Conglomerate? (24:25) Would you rather be a ghost, vampire, or werewolf? (36:05) What’s the hardest word or phrase for you to say? Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebltpod
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Double Lime Mafia
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (3:23) When’s the last time you were stung by a bee? (6:50) What’s something you accomplished in the past year that you feel good about? (13:15) What will your next tattoo be? (33:52) Situation: At your daughter’s wedding, the groom’s...
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Uptown Downtown
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (2:27) What’s your preferred post-sex show? (16:30) What’s the perfect number of chicken nuggets? (31:58) How would you act if a celebrity showed up to brunch? Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebltpod
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The Uncky Way
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (00:50) New glasses and eye exams. (6:53) Are you in your “Unc” era? (26:08) You find out your friend’s fiancée has been cheating moments before the wedding—do you tell? (40:07) What’s your preferred backyard feature? Thanks for the love...
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Fool's Spring
At the table this week the fellas discussed the following: (4:10) Who was your first celebrity crush? (8:35) A message to DoorDash and food delivery services. (10:40) What’s the dumbest purchase you regret? (32:12) What job would you want your spouse to have as a trophy husband? (47:01) What’s…
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Lock In Twin
This week, the fellas discussed the following at the table: (6:02) Could you tell if someone was stalking you for a long time? (10:41) What necessities would you need to live in an underground city? (27:01) You lost the results of a gender reveal—do you tell the expecting parents? (38:45) What…
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Lil' Fine Shyt
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (1:41) Valentine’s Day advice and thoughts. 911:03) What’s the ideal meatball-to-pasta ratio? (19:14) Red flag or deal breaker? Sleeping with a baby blanket or stuffed animal. (33:18) When do you eat dinner? (46:00) What does "wife...
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Big as the what?
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (5:39)If you made $1 million, how would people find out without you telling them? (19:23)How would you intimidate people as a Crime Mob Boss? (34:23) What’s the worst bug and why? Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebltpod…
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Whole Lotta Nothin’
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (2:10) Family Structure: Could you be a stay-at-home dad? (11:15) How would you make non-Big 4 sports more popular? (23:57) How would you sell out a friend? (38:47) What kids' movie would make the best horror film? Future announcements...
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'Till the Room Stink
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (00:59) Street Knowledge: Buy clothes you can run in. (4:12) How long could you work on a ranch as a cowboy? (16:56) What’s the worst animal to wake up to? (29:26) What would you do if you found out your partner was a professional spy?...
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Load in 4K
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (3:29) What’s the craziest food you can order at a sporting event? (18:09) Would you rather explore the ocean or space? (29:29) What’s one thing you do or like that makes you feel superior? As promised, we are back with full episodes! We...
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Just a Taste
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (2:51) Stop half-posting your boyfriend; it’s embarrassing. (11:57) You decide to break up with your girlfriend days before her sister’s wedding. Do you wait until after or do it before? Full episodes are back next week! Just something…
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Join the @thebltpod every week as we answer life's toughest questions in the most problematic way possible.
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