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The Buttonista Show
by Two Buttons Deep
Nobody Asked Me, But…new episodes of The Buttonista Show drop every Tuesday — giddy the f up 🤠 A Two Buttons Deep podcast
Episodes
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Thursday Girl, Sunday Boy
This week, we're recording possibly the last pre-baby podcast from 2BD HQ as we contemplate the possible days of the week this baby boy or girl could be born, and what I will want to eat as my first meal post-delivery. Jack also learns about the traditional marriage anniversary gifts, awaits his...
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I'm Just A Little Horse
This week, we are catching up at the office for one of the last times before I have a baby, and we learn a few things about my nail color choice that could influence what I do to help bring this baby some consciousness after reading about recent studies. Jack also describes his first world pit...
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Why Are You Trying To Get Mustard On My Jacket?
This week, we're on the rooftop at Mohawk Chevrolet enjoying a picturesque fall day in the Great Upstate, during the best month to be an Upstate New Yorker (according to 2BD followers). We debate that list and make a few changes, I give Jack the 4-1-1 on birth preparation class at the hospital…
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Ugly Pumpkins Are Hot
This week, we're reunited after Jack's trip to Portugal which was filled with sardines, cod, corks and pastel de nadas. After I hear about another trip of a lifetime, I catch him up on what he really missed out on: me growing out my leg hair, the rising price of gas, ugly pumpkins and a little…
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33rd Birthday, First Rodeo
This week, I am laying horizontal recording a solo show while Jack is abroad on another European vacation. I reflect on the changes of the past two weeks --from toddler's new hobbies to stereotypical nesting mode kicking into high gear. Also the unique activity I did on my 33rd birthday, a few...
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Lightning Crotch For Everyone
This week, Jack might be acting a little weird on the podcast after a dentist appointment where the dental hygienist was definitely onto him about his recent habits from his trip to Greece. Meanwhile, we finally found a good reason to give a toddler coffee, I reflect on a recent TJ Maxx purchase...
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Two Buttons Deep Has Returned From Greece
This week, we're reunited a 2BD HQ after the entire company (besides me) has safely returned from a once-in-a-lifetime trip to Greece. I get to hear all about it as I enjoy the beautiful view of an empty parking lot now that the gas pumps outside of our office have been demolished for good.…
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The Only Button Left Behind
This week, I am holding down the fort solo while Two Buttons Deep (minus me) spends a week in Greece thanks to a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity with Simone's Kitchen. I recap my honest range of emotions being left behind here in the Great Upstate, while fully recognizing I am in different form...
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Jack's Manifestation Of A Secret Vacation
This week, we're back at 2BD HQ as Jack is about to embark on a big two weeks, which he might have to do without shoes on. We recap our eventful weekends in the Great Upstate, break down the online reaction to the pregnancy car wash video and play a game of roast or toast. EPISODE NOTES: I love a...
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The Last of The Buttonista Show
This week, we are kicking off the official farewell tour of The Buttonista Show before ushering in our new branding sometime this fall. We recap our peaks and pits of the week, how we felt the live show went and plant some seeds for what's in store for the future of the podcast. EPISODE NOTES…
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Weight Off Our Pressure: An Announcement About The Buttonista Show
This week, we are making a special announcement about the future of The Buttonista Show, and inviting you to come out and support us in just over a week for a peak summer in Saratoga celebration 👀 EPISODE NOTES: Nobody Asked Me, But...tickets for the live show are on sale now (0:30) Q-Tips are a...
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It Is What It Is (Blowouts)
This week, we're keeping it tight as we record the show pre-2BD team road trip in the Traverse. After spending a little too much time on stinky feet, we give July its praise for being one of the best months to be in Upstate New York, recap Jack's unique afternoon in Saratoga Lake's Sandy Bay and...
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Stewart's Has Left The Building
This week, we are sitting at 2BD HQ for the final time as a neighbor to Stewart's Shops. We unpack the unexpected announcement that our beloved next-door convenience store is leaving and brainstorm what the next chapter of this building could look like with us as the solo tenants (for now). We…
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An Explosive Week
This week, we're recording live from Crossgates, the epicenter of summer sales. We compare our two very different, yet surprisingly similar, weekends in Boston, break down the polarizing response to my Siro's Cup outfit, and run through a few news stories that are absolutely nuts. EPISODE NOTES…
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We're Still Rock Hard For America
This week, we're catching up post-Independence Day which might have been one of the most memorable yet with plans we hope to recall for 300th in 2076 (god willing). We also share our differing opinions on Taylor Swift's wedding and whether or not it's weird for Jack to see particular movies in…
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Another Day Another Diner
This week, we're recording live on tape at Snyder's Restaurant in Halfmoon with a very special guest who is also the newest member of team Two Buttons Deep: Pat Fleming --the man behind the popular online series, Another Day Another Diner. We chat with Pat about his unique new side quest, which...
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A Horrific Series Of Events
This week, we spend the episode discussing a traumatic event I witnessed outside my home last week. We unpack the experience, the horrific series of events that unfolded, and the reaction to the story in the local news. Trigger Warning: This episode contains descriptions and discussions of a…
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We Got Spanked By The Grid
This week, we're recording in the dark after a (deliberate) missed payment to National Grid has left us without power at 2BD HQ. We contemplate how quickly power will be restored once we pay up, I admit my early bird tendencies might make me a judgmental individual to live with, Jack prepares for...
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Is This My Church Karma?
This week, we're reconnecting after two weeks apart to recap Jack's trip to Cape Cod where he spent it searching for the next viral tchotchke that we unknowingly already have here at 2BD HQ. We also discuss a few unfortunate happenings in my life, embracing my W.T. ways when it comes to the...
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Onto The Next Chapter Of Motherhood
This week, it's a solo episode catching up on the latest developments in motherhood, mainly the backstory of the past 18 weeks of my second pregnancy. I discuss how I knew it was time to start trying for a second baby, how I'm feeling this time vs. the first time, what not going to Target during...
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Two Babies Deep
This week, I am pumped to finally free the bump and let my pregnancy announcement hit the podcast airwaves --starting off with how I felt about breaking the news to my cohost Jack back in March. And other news, we've got QUITE the handful of Nobody Asked Me, But...thoughts, the aftermath of…
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We Flamed Our Anus...For What?
This week, we're putting the quality of this podcast on the line as we take a moment at the top to try some of the most interesting flavored snacks we found on our recent trip to Crossgates, including Hot Chili Squid Lays and of course the Flaming Anus chocolate bar. EPISODE NOTES: Are bookstores...
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An Interview With Comedian Anthony Robustiano Ahead Of His Biggest Hometown Show Yet
Today on the show: rising standup comedian and Albany native Anthony Robustiano joins us ahead of his biggest hometown show yet this Friday at The Egg. We talk about how his standup career started, how it almost ended, his approach to building millions of followers on social media, his main…
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Manifesting A Wordle Trip To Europe
This week, we're back and unpacking a delightful Mother's Day weekend that got off to a rocky start for one of us. We also took our first visit to Snack World for some peculiar flavors we'll be trying for the camera, manifest a trip to Europe for the new Wordle reality show and more. EPISODE…
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The Man Vs. The Woman In The Arena
This week, we're fresh off our first-ever Mexican Buffet at a CP staple, Pancho's Restaurant. Jack and I had VERY different experiences at work event last week, while he was center ice having the time of his life I was in the concrete basement of a venue fighting for mine.... EPISODE NOTES: We…
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That's What's Up (Big) Dog
It's episode 300 of the mother freaking Buttonista Show and we are sitting around the table asking Chat GPT why men are (statistically speaking) better at Jeopardy than women, manifesting resolutions to our double car troubles, going over a few recent internet trends and more. EPISODE NOTES: 300...
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Mommy Misdemeanor
It's episode 299, baby! We need to make some plans to celebrate the big 300 but we're not quite there yet, we're still here at HQ where it is STILL snowing in April. Instead, we have quite a few auto-related topics to discuss and none of them make us look like good or responsible adults. Also a…
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Underrated > Third Rate
We're back in our fancy chairs sitting around to recap our weekends, the epic space splashdown, and our thoughts as 30-somethings watching Coachella content. I admit I might have to chase down a viral dumpling toy to replace our counterfeit LaBubu, recount another wild Seinfeld similarity and...
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Don't Blow Your Load, Third Winter Is Coming
This week, we're gearing up for Third Winter as Jack is fresh off another Governor Hochul press conference that is of particular interest to Two Buttons Deep and the 13 Seasons of Upstate New York. EPISODE NOTES: Jack wants Third Winter (0:53) Blowing your load (1:37) Nobody Asked Me, But...…
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What Has Our 10,000 Hours Gotten Us?
This week, we're realizing how close we are inching to episode #300 and how little we possibly have to show for it -- unless getting creamed three times in the past week counts towards our 10,000 hours of podcast practice. We catch up on a few newsworthy items, our visit to the Easter Bunny and...
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Making It Through The Month Of March
This week, we're coming to terms with the overall dread that is presented alongside the month of March and finding solace in the fact there's only one week left of the worst month to be in Upstate New York. We also discuss the scandals that have rocked the local Chamber of Commerce World, break...
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It's A Big Day For Corned Beef
This week, we're up in Saratoga post-St. Patrick's Day lunch at the Parting Glass discussing Granny's beer launch, a festive weekend in downtown Troy, our thoughts on the ANTM doc, what we're looking forward to this spring at Crossgates and more. EPISODE NOTES: We both have beef with onions this...
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Two Vacations Deep, Hitting Every Hoffman
This week, we're officially ready to lock in on 2026 (again) after back-to-back trips. We discuss our new office plan to keep utility costs down, Jack's first ski trip out West, a few final thoughts on Disney and play a game of food-related roast or toast & more. EPISODE NOTES: As it warms up…
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Mom Pod: Air Travel, Disney World And More 1.5 Year Old Milestones
This week, I am catching everyone up on motherhood with a 17-month (ish?!?!) update on mom life. From our first Florida trip to my honest thoughts on Disney world, how co-sleeping is going and what I am loving and also struggling with as we inch toward springtime. EPISODE NOTES: I still can't...
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Our New Plan To Combat National Grid
This week, we're back at HQ with another sky-high National Grid bill, and it might be time to seek alternative options for where we record this once-a-week-podcast. We're both wondering how Olympians snowboard with AirPods in, Jack walks back his hot take on my coffee with cream intake after the...
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An Interview With Danielle DeSantis, the RockSTAR of Bear’s Cup Bakehouse
In this episode, Jack and Taylor sit down with Danielle DeSantis, co-owner of Bear's Cup Bakehouse in Bolton Landing and Saratoga Springs. Danielle describes what it's been like to launch the downtown Saratoga location --from the social media hype, to creating consistency at the bakery, to what's...
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It's Time to Start Microchipping Our Moms
This week, we’re recording from Saratoga at the Senior Buttonista’s bachelorette pad, breaking down the peaks and pits of the Olympics, the Super Bowl and unpacking the unsettling disappearance of Nancy Guthrie. Stick around for a second episode dropping Friday featuring our interview with…
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What Happens After The Diner Does Not Stay At The Diner
This week, we are reflecting on a major milestone hitting 100,000 followers on Instagram after the success of Jack's kickoff to visiting all 102 towns in the Adirondacks. Also: a post-diner predicament that we do NOT agree on, the pursuit of going 32 soups deep, our review on the new songs from...
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The Only Family With Stinky Feet
This week, Jack is back from an early winter vacation to 60s/70s Florida, and is officially marking the start of his new year starting now. We chat about my family's "stinky feet" legacy, Jonah's decision to wear slippers inside the office and hear what shocking remark a flight attendant made to...
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Justice For Francine
This week, Jack is unpacking a traumatic dog attack incident he and his dogs experienced, along with what's next for Francine's healing and potential consequences for the dog's owner. We also find ourselves in complete agreement on a few topics, from coconuts being the #1 nut to 2016 being a…
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The Road To The 102 Club Begins Now
This week, Jack is recapping his weekend adventure in the Adirondacks, and the start to a project he's been wanting to get off the ground for almost a decade. Also: a hidden gem (and a texting fail) at a takeout place in Saratoga, the Rejuva Center x Paesan's Pizza crossover we didn't know we...
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Justice For Live Laugh Love
It's the first episode of 2026, and fundamentally speaking, the first time Jack and Taylor have talked since the winter break. We're here to catch up, run through our peaks and pits from some much needed time off "away from this world" and get hyped for what this new year might bring. EPISODE...
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Our Holiday Spirit Has Peaked Before Mary Was Even Dilated
It's the last episode of 2025, and we take some time to reflect on how our holiday spirit is holding up, check in on New Year's Resolutions of years' past, recap some of our favorite moments of the year and wrap up 2025 with a pretty little holiday bow before we go OOO!!! EPISODE NOTES: Nobody...
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An Interview with the Queen of Christmas, Susan Hoffman of Wit's End
Today we’re recording from a cozy little perch inside Wit’s End, joined by Founder Susan Hoffman to celebrate 51 years as Upstate New York’s largest gift shop, count down the most popular gifts of the season, and relive the craziest cameo in store history. Apologies to Susan for my actions this...
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Getting Three Dimensional On The Third To Last Episode Of 2025
This week, we're back at HQ recapping the third and final live show of the year on the third-to-final podcast of 2025. Jack also ranks his FOUR birthday meals he was treated to, we discuss Martha Stewart's "best way" to eat a bagel, and preview an upcoming interview with Susan Hoffman from Wit's...
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The Buttonista Show LIVE at The Comedy Works
The latest episode of The Buttonista Show was recorded in front of a live audience at The Comedy Works in Saratoga Springs. In this show, we set our sights on getting in the holiday spirit, from heading to the Christmas Capital of the Capital Region, all the way to the Christmas Capital of the...
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An Interview with the Star of June Farms, Matt Baumgartner
Today, we’re coming to you from the Pony Barn at June Farms for an in depth conversation with Matt Baumgartner. Matt’s brand new reality series June Farms just dropped on Amazon Prime Video, and we get into everything – from the logistics of making a reality show on an active farm, to the…
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Our Promise to Everyone Coming to Our Next Live Show(s)
This week, we’ve got two episodes coming your way. First up: what was supposed to be a quick intro to our interview which, naturally, turned into a full-on podcast. We’re recapping the biggest holiday parades in the Great Upstate, Taylor navigating a couple tough losses, and Jack’s latest mission...
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Do You Eat Hot Dogs For The Taste Or The Shape?
This week, we're recording live on tape at Crossgates getting in the pre-holiday shopping spirit, sharing our initial thoughts on the new June Farms reality show, and teasing a few announcements --including the dates for the next Buttonista Live Show 👀 EPISODE NOTES: A 30-page menu hates to see…
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Fundamentally Speaking Jack is Genuinely An Instantaneous BJs Guy
It's 55 degrees in the office and the weather is starting to turn after a "do nothing" Sunday, and a relatively peculiar week in the world of Two Buttons Deep. We recap exactly how we prepared for a video shoot, Jack's peak at this new Saratoga restaurant, and how we feel about toddler skin care...
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