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the chicken broccoli podcast

by the troubled helix podcast network

overhear a controversial topic discussion between three friends with wildy different beliefs, with deep dives into what we feel and why we feel it.

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Episodes

  1. sooo...whats the best way to ship dead animals internationally?

    iphones in the desert, spiders in the desert, pedos in the desert? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  2. sooo...the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp

    dennis joins to talk about hipsters, yuppies, and the fate of humanity. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  3. sooo...maybe that assassin was onto something

    back in the day we married for bloodlines, power, land...today we marry for healthcare. do schools still pledge allegiance? can there be progression through assassination? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  4. sooo...with great progress, comes great responsibility

    are you an ally or an oppressor? whats the difference? i share my strong opinions on a wide variety of topics, we all agree that AI art is still art, and we neck kiss our grown sons at the pool. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  5. sooo...the white knight rises

    all i remember about this episode is that mike interrupts me https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  6. sooo...i didn't go to mexico

    electric cars, chasing your dreams, and luxury vacations https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  7. sooo...apparently it was 50.1% to 49.9%

    the western slops stays red, and my aunt is a bitch. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  8. sooo...this book sucks, they totally changed it from the movie

    we complain about gatekeeping, while gatekeeping. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  9. sooo...i understand you, but do you understand me

    i get what you're saying, but i don't see it that way, and that bothers you. when someone asks for understanding, are they actually wanting you to agree? must they be mutually exclusive? a george divided cannot stand! https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  10. sooo...theres no seinfeld jokes in this one

    we answer a patreon question about what life lessons we had to learn the hard way, and we try to figure out where our tax money goes. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork george is gettin upset!

  11. sooo...you should give up

    three men discuss female sex work. does the level of success factor into your thoughts about it? how many chances do you give a friend who always cancels plans? what is the root of the problem? do they even like you? www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  12. sooo...toxic masculinity brings balance to the force

    all your previous relationships were toxic, parenting advice, and no more pink drink. www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  13. sooo...pianists are hot

    come listen to us fiddle with our violins, misunderstand war, and wish for AI to become self aware. www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  14. sooo...this one isn't about balls

    y'all gotta chill. where is the line that cultural pride becomes cultural supremacy? is it racist to be proud? its becoming an old topic, but wtf is going on with this country? can it be fixed, or are we on a steady decline into total systemic failure? i say were already there....

  15. sooo...im done with burger king

    is abortion right for you? how do you kill your fish? what is dining in at fast food doing to your mental health? www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  16. sooo...please...dont take my last two dollars

    we come to an agreement on acceptable timeframes to return texts, i continue to blame david for a decision i made ten years ago, and we discuss expectations of our friends. www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  17. sooo...thank you for helping me

    if a rule is dumb can you break it? if you're in charge of others good times, does it make your time harder to enjoy? do you feel responsible for their enjoyment level of the good time? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  18. sooo...now for something completely different

    if a girl is nice to you, does it mean she likes you? the normal crew couldn't make it this episode, so here's a crossover episode with the guys from the this controllers broken podcast. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  19. sooo...are you still alive? did i upset you somehow?

    we argue about who is the worst texter, who can afford to pay rent or own a house, and why rich people are assholes. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  20. sooo...if you wanna save on gas just buy a hundred thousand dollar car

    gas prices, serial killers, chicfila, and harry potter https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  21. sooo...somehow, palpatine returned

    red ren redemption. did he earn it? did he want it? what motivates the greatest film character of our generation? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  22. sooo...john bellairs was the far superior author

    ukraine, bunnicula, dick pics, and rape fantasies. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  23. sooo...is it location, is it culture, or is it color?

    local schools change mascots away from native american and west asian imagery. india is asian? russian is asian? the internet says russians claim to be european, while being located in asia. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  24. sooo...yall are really into this death thing

    death, haircuts, and toxic masculinity. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  25. sooo...are you about to kill your husband?

    cat from deathradio joins us to talk about death, dying, and being dead. you must support her here, seriously, buy the girl a coffee. ill be checking in with each of you individually https://www.buymeacoffee.com/deathradio and support her podcast here...

  26. sooo...you aren't the only person who made it to the top of everest

    omgstfu about your generic accomplishments https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  27. sooo...i murdered your family in front of you, did you have a good time?

    i was in a hurry to clean and organize my room so i didn't listen to this before i posted it. i skimmed through real quick though, i know we talked about kathy ireland, paying someone to scare you, and something about europe exploring the western world....

  28. sooo...theres more than one way to skin a cow

    michigan football and michigan school shootings, are they related? all three of us go hard right and let the guns off the hook this time. we answer some patreon questions, and then we talk about cows.

  29. sooo...your kindness sucks

    lots of pattern questions this week. keep it up! why do we celebrate thanksgiving? should we? are we becoming more or less kind as a species? does discussing a controversial subject ever change anyones mind? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  30. sooo...you ever heard a facebook comment section play out irl?

    the horseradish, the walking dead, and the vaccine. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  31. sooo...we made it to fifty

    its our 50th episode! we reflect on the last few years, share what we learned, and talk more about godzilla and lord of the rings, before ending on what our superpowers would be. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  32. sooo...godzilla fought gamera in 1970 at the osaka worlds fair.

    cat from deathradio joins us to talk about godzilla, boring germans, and gay supermen. support us here https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork check out deathradio here https://open.spotify.com/show/6rUVQjFRaT38NZQY2KadZc...

  33. sooo...i would never say that to my dad

    sam joins us to talk about sexual harassment in the workplace, views on cheating and how it changes with age, and how to act around your parents. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork?fan_landing=true

  34. sooo...i know what a spriggan is

    if its tuesday and i say i wanna hang out with you thursday, this thursday, or next thursday, what day do i mean, and why? why do we blindly glorify and praise military personnel? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  35. sooo...thats just like, your opinion, man

    why was there an east germany and a west germany? should men wax their eyebrows? what holidays are useless and need to be dropped? should we get rid of timezones completely? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  36. sooo...hitler was the first weeb

    what's up with afghanistan? what's up with world war 2? what's up with girls playing baseball? what's up with eating testicles? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  37. sooo...i spent my retirement fund on enjoying my life

    the now or the later? who cares, our existence is meaningless.

  38. sooo...do you have bagels, or do you not have bagels?

    we talk about the difference in olympic sports between men and women, the continued degradation of the workforce, and we decide if we would choose to lose our teeth or our testicles. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  39. sooo...there could be people out there teleporting themselves to different planes of existence

    the work shortage and the accompanying massive drop in quality and reliability of your favorite coffee places, forgiveness, and the importance of being recognized by your peers. if youre cool and no one knows it, youre wasting it. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  40. sooo...what about the pedophiles?

    mikes trip to atlanta, animal rights, and lifestyle changes from fake news https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  41. sooo...where does it end, man? where does it end?

    david opens a gift, we talk about roaches, being cisgendered, and what it means to be transracial. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  42. sooo...i had a really good point to make about the xfiles but you interrupted me so whatever

    both science and religion agree, do not eat someone else's food. pronouns and gender singularity vs gender plurality, and being both single and plural simultaneously. there's a rodeo in town. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  43. sooo...how much is a tree seed?

    are we right or are we left, lumber prices, and the destructive downside of faking politeness https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  44. sooo...lets go colonize mars and destroy that planet too

    how much money would it take to fix this planet and how long would it take us to fuck up a different one? we are available for hire for any no frills no bullshit straight talk consultant work. dm through patreon. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  45. sooo...the pope gave me the finger

    mass shootings, the freedom to slap the pope, and the ethics of retail consumerism https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  46. sooo...did you say yutes? yeah, two yutes.

    mike explains why there aren't sombreros or donkeys in his house, david learns how to start a podcast, we answer questions from patreon, and indians take on native americans. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork big thanks to our atlas patrons: joni garretson meghan rossman

  47. sooo...if that last episode didn't make you kill yourself, here's more

    welcome to the land of suicide, vinyl collectors, and trans athletes. why do so many Americans continue to be surprised that no one cares about them? why have people not learned that others won't look out for them and they need to look out for themselves?...

  48. sooo...check on your dudes, bro

    omg I am so tired. its so late. weightloss, listener interaction, suicide. this one is all about suicide. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  49. sooo...im coming for all your guns and all your freedoms

    be on the lookout for weightlifting snipers we talk gym bros, gun bros, and freedom bros. why are people confusing gun control with American freedom? and why are you so worried about your freedom? please help the podcast grow! share share share https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

  50. sooo...lets count to a billion

    Ozzy Osborne is just future Harry Potter, and Kenny Chesney beats the entire hard rock genre. we talk money and what it means. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

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overhear a controversial topic discussion between three friends with wildy different beliefs, with deep dives into what we feel and why we feel it.

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the troubled helix podcast network

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