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the chicken broccoli podcast — 80 episodes

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1

sooo...whats the best way to ship dead animals internationally?

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2

sooo...the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp

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3

sooo...maybe that assassin was onto something

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4

sooo...with great progress, comes great responsibility

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5

sooo...the white knight rises

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6

sooo...i didn't go to mexico

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7

sooo...apparently it was 50.1% to 49.9%

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8

sooo...this book sucks, they totally changed it from the movie

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9

sooo...i understand you, but do you understand me

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10

sooo...theres no seinfeld jokes in this one

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11

sooo...you should give up

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12

sooo...toxic masculinity brings balance to the force

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13

sooo...pianists are hot

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14

sooo...this one isn't about balls

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15

sooo...im done with burger king

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16

sooo...please...dont take my last two dollars

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17

sooo...thank you for helping me

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18

sooo...now for something completely different

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19

sooo...are you still alive? did i upset you somehow?

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20

sooo...if you wanna save on gas just buy a hundred thousand dollar car

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21

sooo...somehow, palpatine returned

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22

sooo...john bellairs was the far superior author

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23

sooo...is it location, is it culture, or is it color?

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24

sooo...yall are really into this death thing

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25

sooo...are you about to kill your husband?

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26

sooo...you aren't the only person who made it to the top of everest

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27

sooo...i murdered your family in front of you, did you have a good time?

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28

sooo...theres more than one way to skin a cow

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29

sooo...your kindness sucks

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30

sooo...you ever heard a facebook comment section play out irl?

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31

sooo...we made it to fifty

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32

sooo...godzilla fought gamera in 1970 at the osaka worlds fair.

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33

sooo...i would never say that to my dad

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34

sooo...i know what a spriggan is

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35

sooo...thats just like, your opinion, man

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36

sooo...hitler was the first weeb

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37

sooo...i spent my retirement fund on enjoying my life

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38

sooo...do you have bagels, or do you not have bagels?

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39

sooo...there could be people out there teleporting themselves to different planes of existence

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40

sooo...what about the pedophiles?

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41

sooo...where does it end, man? where does it end?

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42

sooo...i had a really good point to make about the xfiles but you interrupted me so whatever

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43

sooo...how much is a tree seed?

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44

sooo...lets go colonize mars and destroy that planet too

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45

sooo...the pope gave me the finger

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46

sooo...did you say yutes? yeah, two yutes.

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47

sooo...if that last episode didn't make you kill yourself, here's more

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48

sooo...check on your dudes, bro

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49

sooo...im coming for all your guns and all your freedoms

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50

sooo...lets count to a billion

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51

sooo...do you kiss children on the mouth?

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52

sooo...I had to find twelve artifacts

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53

sooo...how well do you really know your best friend?

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54

sooo...how big is a baby bear?

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55

sooo...lets get to know dave

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56

sooo...lets get to know mike

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57

sooo...do women like the alpha male?

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58

sooo...how about that government issue shrimp -or- bubba gump is a fucking liar

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59

sooo...kylo has a deep emotional attachment to rey ***EP9SPOILERS***

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60

sooo...lets talk about star wars

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61

sooo...does anyone even eat at arbys?

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62

sooo...a father, a son, and a holy spirit walk into a bar...

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63

sooo...ive always got some sort of wound on me

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64

sooo...my small arms arent strong enough to pull me out of this spiraling depression

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65

sooo...{Party}{Can I have it?}HNM HQ{Valley of Sorrows}

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66

sooo...life is just life, man

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67

sooo...is the podcast art?

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68

sooo...do i have trust issues?

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69

sooo...have you tried the human meats?

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70

sooo...what is happiness to you, david?

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71

sooo...nobody wants to practice with me

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72

sooo...i have a foot problem

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73

sooo...i went to japan

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74

sooo...is my robot cheating on me?

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75

sooo...i saw a mountain lion

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76

sooo...im never reading the book

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77

sooo...all my shoes are nikes

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78

sooo...i dont know anything about politics

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79

sooo...you love everyone?

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80

sooo...i want to sue the coffee lady

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