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The Edit 2 Real Podcast
by Edit 2 Real
They say opposites attract, right? Meet Nikki and Kris - two gal pals with very opposite personalities, living on opposite sides of Canada. Join them every other week as they take down anything and everything happening in the world around them, offering unsolicited advice, opinions and everything in between. So come hang out! It’s like brunch with your favourite girls. Sometimes edited, always real.Hit us up with your questions at [email protected] or on Twitter or Instagram @edit2real!
Episodes
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Episode 79 - Speaking of Exploding in Face
The gals are back this week - Nikki is getting over the ‘Vid - fashionably late as always and Kris is violently and desperately trying to sell her old jeans on depop.com/krisjags (yes, that is a shameless plug). Kris and Nikki talk about strollers being a scam, Kris being terrible to new mothers,...
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Episode 78 - UVA/UVB/STD
The gals are back after a hiatus that involved sinus drips, quitting jobs, turning 30, and running away to Hawaii. Nikki and Kris reunite for a debrief on the last few weeks - hot takes on low-rise jeans coming back into fashion, podcasts about the porn industry, Koalas and their chlamydia, and…
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Episode 77 - I Don’t Believe in Disney But I Do Believe in Haunted Houses
$60,000 is a huge amount of money, but it's also the average amount that Torontonians spend on their wedding. Nikki and Kris talk about the pros and cons of having wedding and spending that money, especially in an economy where lychee fruit costs $12 for a small bag. Kris explains the Asian...
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Episode 76 - Thickles
As the old saying goes, when it rains it pours. Nikki and Kris are back after some, well, unexpected circumstances. Nikki regales the tale of her and Mr. Pharmacist’s adventure to Richmond Hospital, Gen Z doctors, and the Ovarian Cyst that betrayed her. The gals talk about TNA Butter leggings,...
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Episode 75 - 2 Days and 74 Minutes
Nikki and Kris are back this week talking about doctors and bad experiences. Kris talks about her misdiagnosis before finding out about her autoimmune disease, and Nikki takes us through a geography lesson through Canada. Kris takes Nikki through an educated stance on Chalet Sauce and Nikki…
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Episode 74 - It’s First Words Are #boycottnestle
Nikki and Kris catch up after two weeks. Nikki shares the detail of her OnlyFans experience - don’t worry, it’s not what you’re thinking AT ALL - and having to come clean to Mr. Pharmacist afterwards - and his reaction is also not what you’re thinking AT ALL. Kris and Nikki talk about…
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Episode 73 - I’m 500 Clicks Right
Nikki and Kris are back this week with a new edition of “Shit Nikki Heard on TikTok”. The gals are talking about things that are considered luxurious, but aren’t expensive. Before that, they talk about where the Rocky Mountains are in Canada, drinking tea out of mason jars, and how Kris gets…
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Episode 72 - If I Were A Piece of Clothing, I Would Be Grey Sweatpants
The gals are back this week and they're sharing their tips for wedding season. Nikki shares her latest experience at a friends wedding, Kris talks through her wedding guest trauma, and the gals break down their best tricks to make it through it all without a meltdown. Submit your questions at...
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Episode 71 - Wood And Piped
Nikki and Kris have got new microphones, anxiety about a third World War, and are catching up for your two week fix. Your favourite Gal Pal Aunties are back this week talking about the things that baffle and confuse them - the overrated things that they just don’t get. Kris and Nikki talk about…
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Episode 70 - Not a Turtle Baby
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, so you know what that means - Nikki and Kris are here to provide you with their unsolicited two-cents about how to go about wooing your significant other in the middle of a panini. Nikki and Kris talk about the trucker convoy taking over Canada, the…
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Episode 69 - Break the Ice, But Don't Sink the Ship
A busy two weeks has left Nikki with stories to share. Five-star dining for Mr. Pharmacist's birthday, meeting the new partner of one of his friends, and she's got thoughts. After an odd interaction at a party, Nikki and Kris recount their first impressions of each other and share their advice on...
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Episode 68 - Playing Ultimate Frisbee with a Coochie
The gals are in season three of the panorama and getting pretty tired of the whole thing. It’s been a few weeks of resting, bitching, crying, waiting to be boosted, and looking at Omarion take over Canada (with an icebox where his heart used to be). The gals catch up with the hot gossip over the...
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Episode 67 - They Didn’t Ask for Cancer, I Didn’t Ask for a Uterus.
The gals have made it through the first non-retail-employee Black Friday, and are thriving. Kris, though, is peak Grinch. She will be hissing at lights, carolers, and you won't catch her dead in a Christmas Market. Nikki and Kris spend the week catching up, talking about potential gifts for…
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Episode 66 - Cults and Caviar: FLDS Pt. 2
The gals are back. They survived late-night Uber rides and torrential downpour typhoons to bring you the second part of Cults and Caviar. Kris gets us back on track as she breaks down what exactly our villain Warren Jeffs did to get his ass thrown in jail, his crusade against corn, and his…
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Episode 65 - Cults and Caviar: FLDS Pt. 1
Ask and you shall receive! The gals are back this week with an episode of Cults and Caviar, and it’s so big, they just couldn’t fit it into one episode. Or rather, the gals take so many wrong turns, they’ve run out of time and had to make it two episodes. Kris got a new job, Nikki learns about…
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Episode 64 - Lovers and Loungers
The gals have taken a small hiatus as Mercury in Retrograde continues to pummel them into oblivion. But this week, after schedules and internet connections finally line up just right, they’re back with a new episode. Kris has a cold, Nikki has been over it, and they’re taking the episode to catch...
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Thanksgiving Reprise: Episode 48 - Batteries Not Included
Hey everyone! The gals are reissuing episode 48 while Mercury continues to nerf us in the coochie. We'll be back next week (hopefully) with some new stuff! Do you have weird habits that the internet has made you feel good about because there are other people that do those things too? Like…
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Episode 63: Morning Domestics With a Google Home
The gals may live on opposite sides of Canada, but there’s one thing that’s definitely brought them closer this time of year: autumn. Besides chic Aritzia wool coats, pumpkin-spice-everything, cardigans, and chunky well-worn Blundstones, autumn brings the certainty of unpredictable weather.…
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Episode 62.5 - There Were 10 Suns, Bro.
The gals are coming at you short and sweet, well, as much as can be expected from Nikki and Kris. On the eve of #elxn44 as well as Moon Festival, the gals bring you the woes of the full moon, the lore behind the Moon Festival, which Moon Cakes to get, and of course, election drama. Don’t worry,...
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Episode 62 - I’ll Eat Too Much Chinese Food and Split in Two
The gals are heated, but let’s be honest - when are they not? Kris took months to get her AncestryDNA results back, Nikki has been rage-watching Tik Tok videos, and we are currently living in the darkest timeline. The gals started with one of your questions this week, “What’s your favourite part...
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Episode 61 - Multiple Side Bitches
The gals are feeling a little under the weather after a crazy few weeks. Birthdays, weddings, Covid tests - it’s been a rollercoaster. Kris got to see a second wedding go down, Nikki felt super uncomfortable in a church setting, there are definitely stories to be told. But they’re back with…
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Episode 60 - Apple Communism
The gals are hot and bothered this week. With the wildfires in BC and the heatwave in Toronto, the gals are sweating it out, but they’re embarking on the second episode of the All Souls entrance exams questions “ Have email, blogs and tweets restored the primacy of writing?” The gals talk about...
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Episode 59 - Maybe Dumb People are Smarter People
As most of our stories begin, Nikki was scrolling through Tik Tok. She found this guy talking about taking the world’s hardest exam, and she immediately told Kris about it and said they should discuss some of the topics - and here’s the first episode. The gals take on the Oxford All Souls…
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Episode 58 - Elephants Balancing on Jelly Beans
The gals have not been very good at sleep recently for a myriad of reasons: Kris has been dealing with the worst nasal congestion of her life and Nikki has been anxiously dreading her upcoming real estate exam. While sleep continues to elude them, they have been noticing the weird dreams they’ve...
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Episode 57 - You Should Have An Eyecream
The gals are sunburnt, sweaty, post-PMS, and BREAKING OUT. So they decided to share their skincare routines and what works on a normal day. Kris and Nikki get into it over the number of products that one should use in their routines, why you should use a toner and the importance of sunscreen.…
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Episode 56 - Would You Want Any Other Colour But Black?
This week, the gals are honouring the best Aunties - Kulap and SuChin on the podcast “Add to Cart” and are sharing their absolute must-buys. The things that get the gals through every single day in Toronto/Vancouver life. Everything from Period Pouches to faux suede jackets, Nikki and Kris got…
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Episode 55 - Cramps & Cinema: The Wedding Planner
Grab your tissues and tampons because the gals are bringing you the twelfth edition of Cramps and Cinema! Nikki and Kris are talking menstruation and movies - and the 2001 Jennifer Lopez and Matthew McConaughey barely-comedy-of-errors “The Wedding Planner”. Kris has subjected herself to drier…
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Episode 54 - A Bull Is Just A Cow That Didn’t Go to Therapy
The gals are talking about superstitions and folk tales from their youths this week. Get ready for the most bastardized version of various stories and traditions you’ve ever heard. Kris talks about South Asian obsession with ghosts - even though reincarnation is a cornerstone of a lot of belief...
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Episode 53 - You Could Be The Best Assassin, Bro!
The gals are beating the summer heat this week, and bringing you what you've wanted, needed, can't go without - CULTS. That’s right, you’ve been waiting, and Kris has decided to deliver. Cults and Caviar is now a real live thing! This week, we’re breaking down cult tactics and deep-diving into...
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Episode 52 - I’m Gonna Be Reincarnated as a Prawn
DISCLAIMER: Hey peeps but you know how it is with us and technology, the audio gets a little wonky at the end, so sorry! The gals are back and vaxxed! It’s a #shotgirlsummer out here in the Edit2Real world. This week, Nikki was perched on her Squatty Potty and was thinking of the weird jobs that...
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Episode 51 - Cramps & Cinema: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Grab your tissues and tampons because the gals are bringing you the eleventh edition of Cramps and Cinema! Nikki and Kris are talking menstruation and movies - and the 2003 Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey cringefest “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”. That’s right, the gals have sat through moist...
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Episode 50 - 11 Inches on a Good Day: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO US!
Oh my goodness. Two milestones in one episode? That sounds like a great deal if I’ve ever heard it! That’s right, y’all - Kris and Nikki have made it to one year of podcasting and 50 episodes! That’s half of 100! They've exchanged ridiculous gifts, reminisced about how this whole thing started…
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Episode 49 - Permanently. Like a Flamingo
Break-ups. They’re the worst, right? How do you even do the damn thing? Do you hire a singing telegram? Change your name and move to Ireland to raise sheep for the rest of your life without telling anyone? If you’re thinking of ending your relationship and you need help, the gals are here for…
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Episode 48 - Batteries Not Included
Do you have weird habits that the internet has made you feel good about because there are other people that do those things too? Like, avoiding breaks in the sidewalk, or having shower concerts? Nikki and Kris are talking about all the weird things and habits that they do or have and hoping…
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Episode 47 - Cramps & Cinema: To All The Boys Trilogy
Grab your tissues and tampons because the gals are bringing you the tenth edition of Cramps and Cinema! Nikki and Kris are talking menstruation and movies - and all three (!) of the Netflix-produced teen romance saga “To All The Boys”. That’s right, the gals have watched in excess of 5 hours of...
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Episode 46 - You’d Have No Patience and No Patients
Our resident Bad Bitch, Nikki, gives us the tutorial on Bad-Bitchism. Nikki takes you through what it takes to be a Bad Bitch, and in true Nikki style, it’s done with conspiracy theories, cussing, and brutally honest love. Kris follows up on the Crisis in Ontario, the stationary bike journey, and...
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Episode 45 - 80% Water, 20% Magic
Kris is cheesed this week (what else is new?). Our resident Mad Bitch has been in terrible shape. With the cases up in Ontario, Kris is ready to fight. She compares Ontario Premier Doug Ford to Yosamite Sam - a trigger happy idiot, for not helping the city at all as numbers climb. Kris goes off…
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Episode 44 - Trapped in The Closet (Reprise) ft. Enya
We’re gonna be real with y’all. We were going to do an episode about death and dying, but after the last few trying weeks, the gals decided they would just take a break, chat, and catch up. The gals talk about everything under the sun as they distract themselves from the world on fire around…
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Episode 43 - Cramps & Cinema: She's All That
Grab your tissues and tampons because the gals are bringing you the ninth edition of Cramps and Cinema! Nikki and Kris are talking menstruation and movies - and watching the 1999 Cult Classic, “She’s All That”. That’s right, get your low rise, boot cut and your frosted taupe lipstick because…
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Episode 42 - I Am Not "Exotic"
This week, in light of the recent terrorist attack in Atlanta that left 6 Asian-American women dead at the hands of a White, Homegrown, American Terrorist, the gals are feeling raw and confused and hurt and decided to have a real conversation about where their heads are at. While this attack...
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Episode 41 - May Turn You From a Mad Bitch to a Sad Bitch
This week, the gals are taking you on a no-holds-barred deep dive into the world of birth control. Kris, on the eve of her IUD insertion, was feeling hella moody and sad and decided to share the details of the whole ordeal. If you’re squeamish, skip ahead to the 59-minute mark because the gals…
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Episode 40 - Snot and Mascara
The gals have made it nearly a year in Quran-time and have miraculously not gotten their eyeballs licked and died, so to celebrate - the gals are talking about their bucket lists. A comprehensive guide to the things they would like to do before kicking the proverbial bucket. And in true Edit2Real...
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Episode 39 - Parking's a Bitch: Nikki's Guide To Vancouver (Pronouced Vangcouver)
The gals are on opposite sides of Canada, and cannot stop daydreaming about reuniting after the plague. They’ve already talked tonnes about what they’re going to do and see and, of course, eat, once they can finally see each other in their hometowns once it’s safe to visit, but they thought…
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Episode 38 - Cramps & Cinema: Isn't It Romantic
Grab your tissues and tampons because the gals are bringing you the eighth edition of Cramps and Cinema! Nikki and Kris are talking menstruation and movies - and watching the 2019 Rebel Wilson Meta-Rom-Com “Isn’t It Romantic?” The gals talk about if Cramps & Cinema was a movie - this would be it....
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Episode 37 - Petit Biscuit: Kris’ Guide To Toronto (Pronounced Churonno)
The gals are on opposite sides of Canada, and cannot stop daydreaming about reuniting after the plague. They’ve already talked tonnes about what they’re going to do and see and, of course, eat, once they can finally see each other in their hometowns once it’s safe to visit, but they thought…
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Episode 36 - Don’t Let Out All Your Crazy
How do you ace a first date? Easily, with the help of the gals this week. We’re talking about what not to do on your first date. Red flags and deal breakers like being tardy, phone usage, and being nice to the waitstaff. Nikki talks about her latest love of trains, being Kris’ bessie in a Tessie,...
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Episode 35 - Suck On That Titty, Not On Mine
Imposter Syndrome - the fear of being called a fraud, when you’re literally not. Why the hell is this a thing? And why do we have it? The gals are talking about how imposter syndrome has been part of various aspects of their lives - work, family, the whole shebang. The gals also talk about…
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Episode 34 - Instagram Husband for Hire
The gals are back in Lockdown mode as the plague continues to force us all inside. But they’ve decided that it’s a new year, they’ve got some time given to them now their cities are keeping people inside as much as possible, they might as well start thinking about some yearly goals that they’d…
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Episode 33 - Cramps & Cinema: Hitch
Grab your tissues and tampons because the gals are bringing you the seventh edition of Cramps and Cinema! Nikki and Kris are talking menstruation and movies with the 2005 BRom-Com “Hitch”. The gals talk about Hitch’s methods to getting a girl, Albert’s sick dance moves, and going in for the kiss....
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Episode 32 - Get CTRL+F'ed
The gals are back with a fresh episode this week. As Asian Daughters and daughters of Asian immigrants, what responsibilities do you have to your family and heritage but also to your social life? How do you find the happy medium between the two? Is there a happy medium? The gals talk about their...
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They say opposites attract, right? Meet Nikki and Kris - two gal pals with very opposite personalities, living on opposite sides of Canada. Join them every other week as they take down anything and everything happening in the world around them, offering unsolicited advice, opinions and everything in between. So come hang out! It’s like brunch with your favourite girls. Sometimes edited, always real.Hit us up with your questions at [email protected] or on Twitter or Instagram @edit2real!
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