All Episodes

Episode 79 - Speaking of Exploding in Face

Episode 78 - UVA/UVB/STD

Episode 77 - I Don’t Believe in Disney But I Do Believe in Haunted Houses

Episode 76 - Thickles

Episode 75 - 2 Days and 74 Minutes

Episode 74 - It’s First Words Are #boycottnestle

Episode 73 - I’m 500 Clicks Right

Episode 72 - If I Were A Piece of Clothing, I Would Be Grey Sweatpants

Episode 71 - Wood And Piped

Episode 70 - Not a Turtle Baby

Episode 69 - Break the Ice, But Don't Sink the Ship

Episode 68 - Playing Ultimate Frisbee with a Coochie

Episode 67 - They Didn’t Ask for Cancer, I Didn’t Ask for a Uterus.

Episode 66 - Cults and Caviar: FLDS Pt. 2

Episode 65 - Cults and Caviar: FLDS Pt. 1

Episode 64 - Lovers and Loungers

Thanksgiving Reprise: Episode 48 - Batteries Not Included

Episode 63: Morning Domestics With a Google Home

Episode 62.5 - There Were 10 Suns, Bro.

Episode 62 - I’ll Eat Too Much Chinese Food and Split in Two

Episode 61 - Multiple Side Bitches

Episode 60 - Apple Communism

Episode 59 - Maybe Dumb People are Smarter People

Episode 58 - Elephants Balancing on Jelly Beans

Episode 57 - You Should Have An Eyecream

Episode 56 - Would You Want Any Other Colour But Black?

Episode 55 - Cramps & Cinema: The Wedding Planner

Episode 54 - A Bull Is Just A Cow That Didn’t Go to Therapy

Episode 53 - You Could Be The Best Assassin, Bro!

Episode 52 - I’m Gonna Be Reincarnated as a Prawn

Episode 51 - Cramps & Cinema: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

Episode 50 - 11 Inches on a Good Day: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO US!

Episode 49 - Permanently. Like a Flamingo

Episode 48 - Batteries Not Included

Episode 47 - Cramps & Cinema: To All The Boys Trilogy

Episode 46 - You’d Have No Patience and No Patients

Episode 45 - 80% Water, 20% Magic

Episode 44 - Trapped in The Closet (Reprise) ft. Enya

Episode 43 - Cramps & Cinema: She's All That

Episode 42 - I Am Not "Exotic"

Episode 41 - May Turn You From a Mad Bitch to a Sad Bitch

Episode 40 - Snot and Mascara

Episode 39 - Parking's a Bitch: Nikki's Guide To Vancouver (Pronouced Vangcouver)

Episode 38 - Cramps & Cinema: Isn't It Romantic

Episode 37 - Petit Biscuit: Kris’ Guide To Toronto (Pronounced Churonno)

Episode 36 - Don’t Let Out All Your Crazy

Episode 35 - Suck On That Titty, Not On Mine

Episode 34 - Instagram Husband for Hire

Episode 33 - Cramps & Cinema: Hitch

Episode 32 - Get CTRL+F'ed

Episode 31 - “If Corona Doesn’t Take You Out, Can I?”

Holiday Re-issue! Episode 11 - Plenty of Fish in the Sea That Aren’t in Tinder Profile Pictures

Holiday Re-issue! Episode 9 - Satan Doesn’t Accept Canadian Currency

Episode 30 - Cramps & Cinema: Legally Blonde

Episode 29 - Hip Hop Solstice and “Die Hard”

Episode 28 - That’s “8 Levels into Hell” Deep

Episode 27 - CUZ IT'S RAW EGGS, BRO!

Episode 26 - Cramps & Cinema: The Wedding Singer (I'm the Dim Sum of Your Nightmares)

Episode 25 - You can Uber Tylenol from 7/11 at 2 in the Morning

Episode 24 - I'm a Modern Day Con-Man

Episode 23 - Cramps & Cinema: 50 First Dates

Episode 22 - The Asshole Who Cut Me Off is Probably Going to Commit a Murder

Episode 21 - Assuming You're a Human and Not a Goat

Episode 20 - Morse Code Was The Original ASMR

Episode 19 - Go Be A Regular Somewhere

Episode 18 - Cramps & Cinema: Crazy Rich Asians

Episode 17 - I'm Close to the Ground, so I'm Closer to Hell

Episode 16 - Horsemeat Meatball Horoscopes

Episode 15 - Are You Gonna Ruin Mac 'n' Cheese For Me?

Episode 14 - Cramps & Cinema: Coming To America

Episode 13 - Asian Mom Soup Literally Heals Everything

Episode 12 - I Didn't Want to Stick it to the Man, and Then Become The Man

Episode 11 - Plenty of Fish in the Sea That Aren’t in Tinder Profile Pictures

Episode 10 - Live Your Best Trendy Hippy Life

Episode 9 - Satan Doesn't Take Canadian Currency

Episode 8 - Cramps & Cinema: Notting Hill

Episode 7 - Obviously, You're Probably Pregnant

Episode 6 - Cream Cheese Voice

Episode 5 - With My Coffee and Cwahssont

Episode 4 - Don’t Put Anything Hard In Your Mouth

Episode 3 - I Don’t Want To Be Responsible For Raising a Ted Bundy

Episode 2 - But What If He Was a Jazz Singer?

Episode 1 - Paper Clips, Chewing Gum, and Gumption