The Family Burrito
by Jessica and Christine Zethraus
The Family Burrito Podcast is about two sisters who lived in a f**ked up family, told by two sisters who know it by heart. Join Christine and Jessie as they reminisce over their crazy childhood and the family secrets that came with it.
Episodes
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Healing Our Alcoholic Crack- Smokin’ Father Wounds (Special Guest ‘Little Man’)
In this episode Sister Jessie and Christine discuss... Today we have a special guest! Jessie’s dog “Little Man”! Check out episode 57 on youtube: https://youtu.be/l29MCnST0Js Jessie’s sad doggy news Christine is overworked and busy…again Why 7th grade is rough Blending families with mindfulness...
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Healing our Daddy Issues (#56)
In this episode sisters Jessie and Christine discuss… Why Jessie should never do our podcast intros How nursery rhymes influenced Christine’s writing Christine’s flirting with Santa Claus at 7 years old How are father’s sick humor influenced our childhood Friday the 13th Our dad haunted…
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What the hell is that smell? (#55)
This is a Podcast about two Sisters raised in a F**ked Up Family. Welcome back to The Family Burrito Podcast -Episode 55. Sisters Jessie and Christine discuss… Our dysregulated nervous systems Deb Dana- Polyvagal Theory Book Building resiliency Reading peoples’ tone’s wrong Christine shared…
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#54-Dad's Drinking Again
http://thefamilyburrito.org/ In this episode, Jessie and Christine talk about... Our Dad gave Christine alcohol at 3 years old My Unorthodox Life Jessie dressing like a little boy WIFI issues Christine's Private Psychiatry Practice Christine's podcast slump Why do we resist rest? What do with...
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#53- Our Dad's Russian Bride (audio)
Sisters Christine and Jessie have a MIND-BLOWING conversation. For the first time, Jessie tells the story of our Dad pursuing a Russian bride. Christine is shocked. Listen and watch along as Christine finds out new details never heard before. You can't make this s**t up!...
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#53- Our Dad's Russian Bride (Video)
Sisters Christine and Jessie have a MIND-BLOWING conversation. For the first time, Jessie tells the story of our Dad pursuing a Russian bride. Christine is shocked. Listen and watch along as Christine finds out new details never heard before. You can't make this s**t up!...
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Happy Thanksgiving Racist Grandma Special (#52)
http://thefamilyburrito.org/ In this episode, Jessie and Christine talk about... Our racist Grandmother Pressing people's buttons Getting drunk on Thanksgiving Airlines post-pandemic Pittsburgh Las Vegas Christine's crazy American Airlines flight Lyft and Uber rider ratings Americans making…
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How Our Dad Quit Heroin -Video (#51)
http://thefamilyburrito.org/ youtube version In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss... Joining the army Getting off Heroin Joining the Air Force Trip to Austin, Texas Gay Clubs Breaking Ankle Jessie fighting our dad in a fight in Paris, France Sports Chiropractor Thank you to our listeners...
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How Our Dad Quit Heroin (#51)
http://thefamilyburrito.org/ In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss... Joining the army Getting off Heroin Joining the Air Force Trip to Austin, Texas Gay Clubs Breaking Ankle Jessie fighting our dad in a fight in Paris, France Sports Chiropractor Thank you to our listeners for all your...
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Why do narcissists ruin everything? VIDEO (#50)
http://thefamilyburrito.org youtube In this VIDEO episode Jessie and Christine discuss Childbirth Narcissist ruining events Starting a business Voting Greg Abbott Beto Joe Oday Taxes Government spending
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Why do Narcissists ruin everything? (#50) audio
http://thefamilyburrito.org In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss Childbirth Narcissists ruining events Starting a business Voting How a tree fell on Greg Abbott Beto being a baby Joe Oday Taxes Government spending Thank you to our listeners for all your support. We love feedback & hearing...
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Episode 49: Remember the Rules of Engagement (VIDEO)
http://thefamilyburrito.org youtube In this Video episode Jessie and Christine discuss... bleaching your butthole awkward flirting human design Christine's smush room Jessie getting caught having sex in Christine's smash room Jessie dislocating a doctor's shoulder during sex Strip clubs Thank you...
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Episode 49: Remember the Rules of Engagement
http://thefamilyburrito.org In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss... bleaching your butthole awkward flirting human design Christine's smush room Jessie getting caught having sex in Christine's smash room Jessie dislocating a doctor's shoulder during sex Strip clubs Thank you to our...
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Episode 48: Our One Year Podcast Anniversary (VIDEO)
http://thefamilyburrito.org In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss... one year podcast episode the bad news our dad received on day Christine was born Bill Cosby Rosanne Barr Uncle Robbie's god awful picture being haunted Dead relatives attached to their pics Thank you to our listeners for...
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Episode 48: Our One Year Podcast Anniversary
http://thefamilyburrito.org In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss... one year podcast episode the bad news our dad received on day Christine was born Thank you to our listeners for all your support. We love feedback & hearing your own stories of family dysfunction. Please give us a 5 STAR...
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Why Willie Nelson is the S**t! (#47)
http://thefamilyburrito.org In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss... Pooping while having sex Pooping yourself at a Willie Nelson concert Lizard People They Live (1989) Panic Attacks Why people are moving to Florida Marijuana laws in Colorado Ayurveda Boeing Documentary on Netflix Thank…
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(#46) How to Deal with a Narcissist during Mercury in Retrograde
https://thefamilyburrito.org/ We are Number #23 on Goodpods Family category! Thank you! In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss... What not to do during Mercury in retrograde Dealing with narcissistic mothers who taunt you on social media why your ex hates you dating a guy with brain damage...
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(#45)How to NOT Deal with Conflict
https://thefamilyburrito.org/ In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss… Gun Control Graduating School Small town thinking Meth heads IKEA Costco Netflix Trauma Coping with trauma Responding to conflict PAUL UPDATE Thank you to our listeners for all your support. We love feedback & hearing…
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(#44) How NOT to regulate your nervous system
https://thefamilyburrito.org/ In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss Failing 7th grade math Co-parenting Almost dying from ecstasy Being raised by someone who cares Racist Dad KLX300sm being destroyed Finding different pathways of healing Chronic pain Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy on Netflix...
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(#43) Remind me I like whiskey and weed
Welcome back to the family burrito podcast. My name is Christine. My sister Jessie and I made this podcast as a way to heal our whiskey and weed childhood wounds. https://thefamilyburrito.org/ In this episode Jessie and Christine talk about TOPICS: Working Labor Day How staring at a computer…
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Skid marks in the toilet childhood memories (#42)
Episode 42: Skid marks in the toilet childhood memories Hello to all of our Family Burrito listeners out there whose father asked you, in front of all your friends at your 16th birthday celebration, if it was you who made the quote “skidmarks in the toilet”. Welcome back to the Family Burrito...
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(#41) Multiple siblings from multiple marriages
In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss: Jessie searching for and meeting her long lost sister Toxic parents Being raised by Fathers with addiction issues Being raised by grandparents Navigating Costco in a scooter with a broken leg Why moving sucks Big Daddy’s Movers in DFW Road trip to the...
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(#40) How to not same “Um” in a podcast
In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss… Topics Podcast episode milestone 40! Why we say “Um” Visiting Arkansas Martin Lawrence's mental breakdown Dave Chappelle South Park Trump Episode Broken leg yoga Back to school readiness New cycles Our brains requiring predictability Lack of sleep...
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(#39) Why Christmas was a Mother F**cker in Childhood
In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss: Disappointment in marriage Disappointment in divorce Disappointment in friendships Visiting Colorado Calling someone a Chickenhead Thank you to our listeners for all your support. We love feedback & hearing your own stories of family dysfunction.…
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(#38) Happy Birthday to our Dead Racist Grandmother Special
In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss: New Orleans crime New Orleans politics Jessie's broken femur update Mind + Body Connection Our tricky emotions Our mean Grandmother How to accept a compliment The advice our father gave Jessie after she bombed a test Mantras to change your mindset The...
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(#37) How to not get Covid from your boyfriend
In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss Getting Covid from your Boyfriend Sleep Walking while on Ambien Sleeping with the TV on Awesome Times Neighborhood food UFC Curtis Blades fight What ended Ronda Rousey's UFC career Breaking Trauma bonds Why we are scared to set boundaries Why is it...
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(#36) How racism impacted our childhood
Hello to all of our Family Burrito listeners out there whose father thought the 70s television miniseries Roots was hilarious because the main character couldn’t keep his name African name Kunta Kinte after he was sold into slavery Welcome back to the Family Burrito. My name is Christine. My…
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(#35) How to break your femur while riding a dirt bike: Jessie Edition
Hello to all our Family Burrito Listeners out who’s sister broke the largest bone in her body after attempting a dirt bike trick. Welcome back to the family burrito podcast episode 35. My name is Christine. My sister Jessie and I created this podcast as a way to scare the holy crap out of one...
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How to get your grandmother drunk European style
(#34)IN THIS EPISODE JESSIE AND CHRISTINE DISCUSS How the effects your brain and emotions Why we cry when feeling overwhelmed How to say "Geoff" How to apologize to your child and why it's important Mig in Welding School How blurred boundaries in childhood affect you Giving us a 5 star rating and…
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Why does our Dad still play practical jokes from beyond the grave?
(#33) IN THIS EPISODE Jessie And Christine talk about Juneteenth The Great Depression who were sold by their parents How cancer leads to spirituality shifts Jessie's bestfriend dying from cancer How daughters of narcissistic mothers are affected Narcissistic spouse trauma bonds Narcissistic abuse...
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Was our Dad a Jack A** or a Horse’s Patoot?
In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss... Father’s Day Daddy Day traumatic childhood Memories The best eye-rolls How work stress effects your well-being Work related fatigue How to improve your energy from work stress How to Ground yourself during times of stress hematite stone Traveling to...
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How come our father couldn’t remember s**t from the 80s?
In this episode Christine and Jessie discuss... Welding Christine's upcoming podcast episodes Christine's guest spot on The Path Podcast with Arlene Bolden Human Design Past lives Gatekeepers Solutions to Mental Health Solutions to gun control Fentanyl overdoses in teenagers School Security The…
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Was our Dad a jerk or a twirp?
In This Episode Jessie and Christine discuss Grandparents from the Great Depression Airplane etiquette Trip to NYC Traveling with children Ear infections Bad Parenting Childhood Trauma Giving us a 5 star rating and a review would mean the world to us! A simple one sentence review is perfect! We…
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Did our Dad show us our gifts or cause rifts?
In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss.. Dad jokes Human Design Codependency New relationship Costco Family Self Awareness Johnny Depp trial government Check out The Path podcast hosted by Arlene Bolden-Korleh featuring Christine Giving us a 5 star rating and a review would mean the world…
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Was our father a heavy smoker or a midnight toker?
In this episode Christine and Jessie discuss Voting Republican Voting Libertarian Voting Democrat Dating a conservative Falling in Love Finding a family Airport driving stress Slow drivers Check out The Path podcast hosted by Arlene Bolden-Korleh featuring Christine on May 19, 2022. Giving us a 5...
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Was our Dad young at heart or just an old fart?
Topics discussed by Jessie and Christine Mothers Day Growing up without a mom Having your grandma raise you solo Texas Divorce Laws Codependency Recovering from Codependency Mercury in Retrograde Setting Boundaries Giving us a 5 star rating and a review would mean the world to us! A simple one...
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Was our Dad a User or an Abuser?
Topics discussed by Jessie and Christine: LSD Memories How our father dealt with drugs and drinking Welding School Human Design Relationships Jessie brings up the vet from welding class. He’s selling Kirby. Go check out : https://www.kirby.com (Leave a comment if interested) Connect with the…
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Is our Grandmother haunting us or taunting us?
Episode 25 of the The Family Burrito Podcast… Topics discussed by Jessie and Christine: The message from the beyond the grave while hiking in the mountains How reconnecting with spirituality is important How to deal with a negative nancy in the classroom Amazon truck driving crazy Please follow,...
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Was our dad all business or just a party in the back?
In this explosive episode of the The Family Burrito Podcast, Jessie's roommate verbally unleashes on Christine during the recording. Listen how the two sisters work through an in the moment unexpected conflict. Let the sisters know your thoughts. Thank you. Show Topics: Jessie talks about her…
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Was our Dad Cool or Cold?
In this episode... Topics discussed: Jessie talks about her week at welding school and her mornings. Christine talks about her new relationship Working in the Trauma ICU (Christine's personal story) The Nursing shortage How Long COVID in nurses could be linked to burn out and adrenal fatigue…
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Was our Dad working hard or hardly working?
In this Episode… Jessie talks about welding school Christine asks Jessie if she has started stripping at night like in the movie Flashdance Christine reveals her Ayahuasca journey in Costa Rica Jessie and Christine discuss reading a book instead of using plant medicine to heal Please follow,...
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Was Our Dad Gung-HO or Just a Ho?
In this episode: Jessie talks about her new journey with welding school and what she’s learning so far. Christine talks about how the tornadoes in north Texas caused technical difficulties Monday when she was supposed to go live on YouTube. Christine talks about her trip to Costa Rica she has...
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Was our dad greedy or just needy?
In this episode Christine talks about going live on YouTube March 21st at 7pm. Jessie clarifies the difference between the steam room and the dry sauna. Christine talks about her good experience at Costco the other day. Jessie talks about why she could never have children. Jessie also clarifies...
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Was our Dad Naked or just Afraid?
Episode 19: Was our Dad Naked or just Afraid? In this episode…. Top 3 topics talked about in every episode More followers on The Family Burrito vs How Coronavirus Saved My Life Podcast Podcast Networking Tamra the Dawn professional development and coaching services Tamra Till the Break of Dawn...
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Happy one year death anniversary of our father
In this episode …. One year anniversary of our fathers death discussing our father's death How sisters are processing their father's death Jessie's ex boyfriend from high school who died in a freak shower accident Drama from high school How food is made in the USA rant How fake oils are killing…
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Was our Dad Hell-Bent or Whiskey Bound?
In this episode…. How the sisters come up with these episodes. We had the idea when we were talking on the phone one day and thought other people probably have similar stories. Or could just relate to our crazy effed up family. So we just talk once a week to everyone like we would during our…
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Was our Dad a Playboy or just a Boy?
In this episode…. joking about if the term “whistling dixie” is racist. J Jessie job working on motorcycles and doing personal shopping for the rich folk in Denver Colorado. Costco the price of meat family events and holiday dinners. Jessie describes what it was like eating at our dad's side of…
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What Did Our Racist Grandmother Have Against Camel Toes?
In this episode… Christine talks about her memory about our grandma telling her she had a camel toe. Jessie tries to tell one of their dad's racist jokes without being canceled. what is “cancel culture” is Pepé Le Pew. new podcast episodes on How Coronavirus Saved My Life. Looking for exits when...
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Was our father racist or just following his mothers program?
In this episode... severe snow storm coming to Texas the way people drive in Costco and Trader Joe's parking lots. following the signs their dead racist Grandmother was Christine this week. Christine becomes emotional when discussing holding onto guilt for not helping their Dad enough before he...
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Happy Birthday Dad Special Edition
In this episode birthday memories with our dad. Thank you to our listeners for all your support! We love feedback and love hearing your own stories of family dysfunction. Please follow, download, and share our show!! Giving us a 5 star rating and a review would mean the world to us. The Family...
About this show
The Family Burrito Podcast is about two sisters who lived in a f**ked up family, told by two sisters who know it by heart. Join Christine and Jessie as they reminisce over their crazy childhood and the family secrets that came with it.
Hosted by
Jessica and Christine Zethraus