The Firnecast.

Episodes

1. 273

   Ep. 273 Nothin' Finer Than A Niner

   The good folks from Big Horn County, truckers, and the Playboy himself come under fire in this week's episode. Will all the babies burn in hell? Will the sexy massage therapists of Montana live to tug another day? Tune in and find out! Ennnnjoy it! Download HERE!

   Feb 26, 2022
2. 272

   Ep. 272 Mermaids Have Fish Bottoms

   It's February and we're dead inside. We chatted about the worst sorts of people (the ones in the grocery store), a virgin who made a big mistake, the ghost ship of the Platte River, and oh so much more! Enjoy it!!! https://www.mediafire.com/file/r3br45qi34kz9wj/272firnecastfinal.mp3

   Feb 17, 2022
3. 271

   Ep. 271 2021 Recrap

   Hey friends! We're back? Yes, we're back! This week we're just sliding our way into that sweet, sultry podcast groove with some random chitty chat about nothing and everything all at once. Our 2021 sucked just about as much as yours, but we're ready to kick it in the nuts and keep on moving. Even...

   Jan 12, 2022
4. 270

   Ep. 270 2020: The Year of the Toilet Snake

   THIS WAS PRE-RECORDED IN 2020 SO WE TALK ABOUT THAT A LOT, NO NEED TO POINT IT OUT OR ANYTHING, WE ALREADY KNOW. WE ARE ALL JUST DOING OUR BEST OUT HERE, OKAY? If there's anything we've learned about this past year, it's that 2020 is a toilet snake, just waiting to bite you in the vagina (or...

   Jan 28, 2021
5. 269

   Ep. 269 Illuminaughty

   Oh hey, it's Election Day in America! So we decided to sit down and ramble a bit on all manner of topics- QAnon is the sexy new Satanic Panic, eating the rich, conspiracy theorists and their love of all things racist and anti-semitic, old lady crevices, and oh so much more! Join us and chase away...

   Nov 3, 2020
6. 268

   Ep. 268 The Beastmasterbator

   This week we mostly talked about the 80's movie classic The Beastmaster... The fetishes born from it, the weird black tiger, the super inappropriate family relationships, and oh so much more! Join us for some belly laughs and forget your cares for awhile. Download HERE!

   Jul 4, 2020
7. 267

   Ep. 267 Catching Up

   Oh, hello! Here's a show for you after our long absence! We caught up on all the doin's in our lives & this godforsaken country. We've missed you! Hope you enjoooy it! Download HERE!

   Jun 16, 2020
8. 266

   Ep. 266 Army Navy

   When you record two episodes in a row, people end up drinking too much. People like Dan & Mandy. We talked weird news, we talked nonsense. It was fun & I hope you ennnnjoyyyy it! Download HERE!

   Mar 30, 2020
9. 265

   Ep. 265 Hummingbirds Like Sweet Things

   Things got pretty silly this week, as we came back from our extended absence. New drinks were discovered, Dan offered to show his underpants to the whole damn world, and we learned a lot about hummingbirds. Enjoy!!!! Download HERE!

   Mar 15, 2020
10. 264

    Ep. 264 Jesus

    Dan was getting contemplative this week, exploring his feelings about church and living the movie Jesus Camp. We also talked envelopes of weed, traffic light poopers, and gigantic rotten scrotums. Enjoyyyyy it! Download HERE!

    Feb 27, 2020
11. 263

    Ep. 263 Santa & the Jinglemen

    So. Mistakes were made, and this pre-Christmas episode was somehow lost in the shuffle. We are going to post it, anyway, but if it seems out of order, that's why. I can only blame Mandy. Speaking of Mandy, here's the description she wrote for this episode: The nog was not plentiful this week, but...

    Jan 28, 2020
12. 262

    Ep. 262 Man Nipples

    In which Dan is angry with Mandy, shocker. Also some poor toad got pee milked to save his species, a lady from Bar Nunn is terrified of boobies, and oh so much more. Enjoyyyyy it! Download HERE!

    Dec 6, 2019
13. 261

    Ep. 261 Cyber Lap Dance

    Revelations were made this week... Revelations that were perhaps best left buried in the 90's. The childhood trauma of the Transformers movie was relived, and we did an in-depth analysis of the Ted Cruz sex scandal. Hope you enjoooy it! Download HERE!

    Nov 11, 2019
14. 260

    Ep. 260 Moon's Blood

    I'm not gonna lie, this is my favorite episode we've done in awhile. We laughed our little guts out talking about a bull semen explosion, Elizabeth Warren's tawdry BDSM love affair, and the things that get a Conservative man hard as diamond. Enjoy it!!!! Download HERE!

    Oct 7, 2019
15. 259

    Ep. 259 Lusty Busty MILFS

    Whelp, Dan said just about the grossest thing he's ever said on the show. It was just ew, you won't believe it. We also talked about old people and their pornography, a wild uranium -filled Florida night, and pondered one of the greatest mysteries of life- does Finland even exist? Enjooooy it!!!...

    Oct 4, 2019
16. 258

    Ep. 258 The Politics One

    Oh, hey! We decided just for funsies to talk politics on this week's show. Our friend Mike from Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks joined us. It's basically just Weird News, but instead of some random Floridian it was the President. It was a fun time but a bit of a mess. Enjoy! Download HERE!

    Sep 13, 2019
17. 257

    Ep. 257 Holy Water Cannon

    Hi friends! We welcomed a Dutchman into the generous folds of The Firnecast this week- Dan's friend Bas! We chatted about the inexplicable bathroom laughter of an Englishman, the ways in which a fart can betray you, and took a trip through the underbelly of the Worland Upcycle site... Spoiler,...

    Aug 7, 2019
18. 256

    Ep. 256 Dirty Water

    We talked about all kinds of things. Butte, Montana was one of them. That place is nuts! I got kinda grumpy with Dan cause I was afraid he was going to ruin the surprise about how crazy it is. But he didn't really, and I ended up seeming like a butthole. The show was fun, you'll like it! Love…

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    Jul 23, 2019
19. 255

    Ep. 255 Blippi is Sonny Shine!

    This week was an in-depth exploration of the dark world of children's entertainment. Blippi is the real life Sonny Shine and Barney is a tantric sex scam artist. Buckle up, this one's a wild ride!!! Download HERE!

    Jun 8, 2019
20. 254

    Ep. 254 Pants Alligator

    Have you ever had an alligator in your pants? Yes? Then you're probably from Florida! We also talked about priests and their sick fetishes, naked basketball, and ever so much more. Enjoy it!!!! Download HERE!

    May 31, 2019
21. 253

    Ep. 253 Pod and the Realm-y

    We spent a decade of our lives with Game of Thrones, so this week we Mind Topix-ed the hell out of it! We also came up with some spin-offs to help you cope with the loss and 'twas high times in "the realm" of Weird News also, chums! Enjoyeth!!! Download HERE!

    May 25, 2019
22. 252

    Ep. 252 Return of Mike

    Our good friend Mike Moore from the Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks internet radio program is with us again after a long and depressing absence. Are crotch crabs extinct? Why is the word panties so gross? Answer these questions with us and enjoy it!!! Download HERE!

    May 3, 2019
23. 251

    Ep. 251 Recipe for Farts

    We really did a deep dive into the world of accidental farting in this episode... Important work done here as always. We also talked about the infamous Jim & Tammy Faye Bakker, and the (thankfully) now-defunct Christian theme park they inflicted on this world. Enjoyyyy!!!! Download HERE!

    Apr 30, 2019
24. 250

    Ep. 250 Skinny Thruster

    Hey pals! You'd think we would have done something special for our 250th show, and we did!.. 'nt. But we did have fun! We talked about the Robert Craft hj video, angry noodle eating men, the trouble with escaping the police on a log, and sooo much Things That Warped Us. Enjoy it! Muah! Download...

    Apr 27, 2019
25. 249

    Ep. 249 Surprise!

    Hey friends! Dan is still gone, but our sweet friend Mike helped us record a show for you. We did a deep dive into Michael Jackson and boy was it creepy. We also went balls deep in Joel Osteen cause he's the worst. Enjoy! Download HERE!

    Apr 14, 2019