The Freakshow WTF: The Podcast

Oh cool!  I've always wanted an F-150 in my bedroom!

I'd HOP right out of there!

She's a Sour Patch Kid!

It turns out there IS law, even when you're drinkin' Claw

I don't know if it was the ill-fitting suit or the neck tattoos gave him away

And just guess what he was going to court for

Finally this Florida Man toppled over on the motorcycle he was riding at a very slow speed

Yeah, that's why it was free

Florida Man was found in a house where he pooped himself and sullied the home as well

All of these stories involve Florida Man or Florida Woman acting a fool with vehicles

Guy's pants were down and his stuff was out, then it got weird

GOt to the jailhouse and they discovered her "stash"

Florida Man's lack of a sense of humor got him arrested.  As well it should

Yep, all of these are nude, lewd dudes from Florida

Yeah, just listen

ALL lovely ladies from Florida right here!

When The Holy Spirit tells you to burn your apartment down, you listen

All of these stories have a common theme, Florida Man sucks at driving

It's amazing how fast you can pedal a bike while on meth

Someone tried to carjack Florida Man and he clung to the hood of the car

He gave the judge some fudge

A local Florida Man pulled a machete on a local Florida Woman in a dispute over a scooter

This neighborhood pharmacist was very popular

It gave her wings!

You teach high school, not getting high IN school!

That is a VERY Happy Meal indeed 

How dare you mess with the best drive-thru in the business

A drone landed in their backyard, so this Florida couple did the only sensible thing...they tossed it into the fire pit and burned it

He had to put them on hold because he had a call on his other shoe

Yes, she WAS walking around wearing only a shirt, but that does NOT make her Donald Duck

Notice it said "incidents", with an "S", meaning more than one act of poop vandalism

She used to dance on a pole, now wielding one as a weapon

A Florida Man and a cat walk into a bar is NOT the setup to a joke...this time

So many samurai swords, so few samurai in Florida 

He was very proud of his illegal grow 

Not one, but two stores of LOCAL Florida idiots!

A Florida mayor has been arrested for allegedly having weed in her system while on probation

He smeared the frozen fudge pop on her face...that's cold

Another round of the lovely ladies of the Sunshine State!

She claims she thought she was being attacked

All of these stories involve Florida Man with swords and machetes

Yeah, sadly ALL of these Florida Men were in states of undress

All these stories are about lovely ladies from Florida!

How do you get into a fight during a job interview?  Ask Florida Man

Florida Man was naked besides a construction helmet and dancing outside of his truck when he got pulled over

This guy was going in the right direction, just in reverse

All of these stories involve Floridians getting into trouble with a little bit of the booger sugar!

Florida Man drunk on an e-bike crashes into a Florida Man on a trike.  Neither of them have licenses due to previous DUIs I'm sure

That's some fine police work Lou

Ahh Florida love!