The Freeloaders Present

Natalie is taking the Freeloaders on a magical journey across the cosmos in The Riddle of Kings, a new planar fantasy campaign in our experimental GAME system. In this episode, we get to hear Natalie do her "sadly announcing departures at a train station" voice as well as a terrible Brooklyn accent, and our merry band of murder hobos accept a quest from a very tall lady and Grungle their way right into the Sin Hole. Starring: Mahlon (he) as THOG GRUNGLER Chris (he) as HAN VELSING Travis (he) as "TACITUS KILGORE" alice (she) as MITE and Natalie (she) as EVERYBODY ELSE Super special thanks to Jig to a Milestone for the use of our theme song A Bottle of the Best off of their album The Adventures of Dulcimer Girl and Captain Tinwhistle

It's another interim episode with the interim gang as Natalie finishes that dang episode of RUST.  Our heroes are interrupted in their normal lives at their Manhattan corporate jobs at . . . Wait, that can't be right.  These brave heroes of fantastical Faerun must confront a gang of gun-toting outlaws who . . . Hold on, something is definitely wrong here.  You should listen so that maybe we can figure it out together.  Starring: Mahlon (he) as THE AMAZING WIZARD MORTENZIO Chris (he) as CASTOR THE UNFRIENDLY GHOST Travis (he) as BISHOP THE PERFECTLY NORMAL HUMAN MAN alice (she) as KHARON BOATMAN and Natalie (she) as EVERYBODY ELSE Super special thanks to Jig to a Milestone for the use of our theme song A Bottle of the Best off of their album The Adventures of Dulcimer Girl and Captain Tinwhistle

In this the . . . Is there a word that's like "penultimate" but like it means the third from last thing instead of the second?  This is that.  Act one of Natalie's cool story (it's a working title) and our very first night at the opera draw toward the end of all things as the simmering pot comes to a rolling boil and the freeloaders, armed with their knowledge and moral courage and surety of purpose but even more armed with a bunch of World War 2 era foreign guns left over from the OSS, seek to take a sword to the mystery's Gordian knot.  They know where they need to go and what they need to do, but their reckless delving into the depths will bring them face to face with otherworldly horrors beyond their comprehension.  Do they have what it takes to stave off the darkness for another day?  I guess we'll find out together.  Also, Caliban has a cool book now. Featuring: alice Quantum (she) as THE WIZARD CALIBAN Chris (he) as AGENT WILLIAM MONTGOMERY Travis (he) as AGENT HARRIS FLETCHER Mahlon (he) as AGENT WILLIAM "BILLY" BONES III and award-winning speculative fiction author Natalie H. Ironside (she) as EVERYBODY ELSE Huge thanks to Jig to a Milestone for the use of our theme song A Bottle of the Best off of their album The Adventures of Dulcimer Girl and Captain Tinwhistle

Chris was out of town this week, so instead of moving the story forward without him, we ran a oneshot.   An intrepid band of heroes venture into the frozen north, answering the call of adventure.  Amidst the frozen seas at the top of the world, the king of a mighty and once-proud hall is haunted and bedeviled by a devilish beast from another world, a man-eating horror that, somehow, no-one is able to see . . . (Y'all are gonna be so mad at me but I'm not sorry) Featuring: alice Quantum (she) as KHARON BOATMAN Chris (he) as SIR NOT APPEARING IN THIS FILM Travis (he) as BISHOP THE PERFECTLY NORMAL MAN Mahlon (he) as THE MAGNIFICENT WIZARD MORTENZIO and award-winning speculative fiction author Natalie H. Ironside (she) as EVERYBODY ELSE Huge thanks to Jig to a Milestone for the use of our theme song A Bottle of the Best off of their album The Adventures of Dulcimer Girl and Captain Tinwhistle

In this latest installment of the world's okayest Delta Green play podcast, things start coming to a head as the freeloaders continue their investigation into the strange goings-on around Perdition, Mississippi.  Along the way, they inconvenience a stay-at-home mom, commit grand theft auto, contemplate episcopicide, and gain insight into some dark and sinister secrets, while a career lawman begins to suspect that all cats may be beautiful.   Featuring: alice Quantum (she) as THE WIZARD CALIBAN Chris (he) as AGENT WILLIAM MONTGOMERY Travis (he) as AGENT HARRIS FLETCHER Mahlon (he) as AGENT WILLIAM "BILLY" BONES III and award-winning speculative fiction author Natalie H. Ironside (she) as EVERYBODY ELSE Huge thanks to Jig to a Milestone for the use of our theme song A Bottle of the Best off of their album The Adventures of Dulcimer Girl and Captain Tinwhistle

It's a two-for-one special on eldritch mysteries this week as the freeloaders uncover yet more hints of menace and find themselves caught in the middle of incomprehensible forces.  Along the way, they forge an uneasy truce with their traditional enemies, visit the community theater, earn their Junior Scientist badges, and make the acquaintance of a very well-behaved and special young lady and her completely normal parents. Featuring: alice Quantum (she) as THE WIZARD CALIBAN Chris (he) as AGENT WILLIAM MONTGOMERY Travis (he) as AGENT HARRIS FLETCHER Mahlon (he) as AGENT WILLIAM "BILLY" BONES III and award-winning speculative fiction author Natalie H. Ironside (she) as EVERYBODY ELSE Huge thanks to Jig to a Milestone for the use of our theme song A Bottle of the Best off of their album The Adventures of Dulcimer Girl and Captain Tinwhistle!

In an episode where you could've saved them, Mr. Police, I gave you all the clues, the freeloaders (sans a wizard) return to continue their investigation into the mysteries of the town of Perdition, Mississippi.  Things get downright spooky as we spend entirely too long talking about nonsense instead of playing the game, plumb the depths of an exploded Nazi, go on a boat trip, find further hints of something unspeakable, and learn an important lesson about the ways that hurting others will also hurt us.  Also, Natalie performs verbal gymnastics to find ways to say "It looks and feels like semen" without using the word semen. Featuring: alice Quantum (she) as THE WIZARD CALIBAN Chris (he) as AGENT WILLIAM MONTGOMERY Travis (he) as AGENT HARRIS FLETCHER Mahlon (he) as AGENT WILLIAM "BILLY" BONES III and award-winning speculative fiction author Natalie H. Ironside (she) as EVERYBODY ELSE Huge thanks to Jig to a Milestone for the use of our theme song A Bottle of the Best off of their album The Adventures of Dulcimer Girl and Captain Tinwhistle!

In this our second episode, our Delta Green investigation continues with the freeloaders stumbling into a spooktacular web of conspiracy as they cunningly avoid the plot and rack up an impressive list of felonies, everything from accidentally a house down to Minecraft a federal agent to breaking into the public library.  Old Man Henderson smiles down from Heaven as the webs of darkness slowly but inevitably close in around us, so come on and slam, and welcome to the jam. Featuring: alice Quantum (she) as THE WIZARD CALIBAN Chris (he) as AGENT WILLIAM MONTGOMERY Travis (he) as AGENT HARRIS FLETCHER Mahlon (he) as AGENT WILLIAM "BILLY" BONES III and award-winning speculative fiction author Natalie H. Ironside (she) as EVERYBODY ELSE

In this inaugural episode of the crunchiest podcast recorded in the past decade, the freeloaders are playing the super fun Lovecraftian horror game and fed simulator Delta Green.  A ragtag team of agents are sent to a spooky town to investigate a series of disappearances that may be otherworldly in nature.  Along the way, they find tantalizing hints of conspiracy, burn the locals, threaten to frame an innocent woman for murder, and desecrate a stinky church. Featuring: alice Quantum (she) as THE WIZARD CALIBAN Chris (he) as AGENT WILLIAM MONTGOMERY Travis (he) as AGENT HARRIS FLETCHER Mahlon (he) as AGENT WILLIAM "BILLY" BONES III and award-winning speculative fiction author Natalie H. Ironside (she) as EVERYBODY ELSE

Doing the dramatic announcer voice is hella dysphoric so I hope you ingrates are happy