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The Garlic Boys
by The Garlic Boys
Welcome the The Garlic Boys, a podcast hosted by two best friends, Connor and Matt, who aim to entertain you with the strange ramblings that pop into their heads. Join them through the chaos of quizzes, guests, and the occasional punishment. Thanks for watching and remember to always stay garlicy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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New YouTubes, Daredevil, and An Escape Room ft. Ed Boice
This episode is jam packed with stuff. But what else would you expect from a guest like Eddie. That's right the man behind the Ed Boice YouTube channel is here and he has thoughts. Thoughts about his new channel, thoughts on Daredevil, and kinda just thoughts on the Boys...kind ones mostly. Visit...
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Burning Foreheads, Cancelling Matt, and a TV Round Up
That's right you're not dreaming, the boys actually put out another episode. Their meds are finally kicking I and they're ready to do this thang again. In fact, their so ready that The Clever Boy Quiz is back and it's come with a vengeance. Their foreheads are burning, Matt has to make sure he...
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Chairs, Hail Mary's, and Isekai's
We did it, folks. The Garlic Boys are back for yet another episode. We could have had better planning and commitment, but this is a bangin', albeit short, episode ready to please your ear canals and caress your eardrums. The Boys talk about all sorts of things. Too many amazing things to name…
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We're Back! Where Were We and What Happened?
Yeah, yeah, they know, it's been a while since they posted. However the Garlic Boys are back and will tell you what's been up with their hiatus. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRamen Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor Listen to their D&D show, TGB One Shots, And also, check out The Clever Boy Quiz: The...
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Shortened Names, Funko Fusion, and Years Between Seasons
Look, if you have a shortened name, Connor doesn't hate you, he just doesn't understand why you picked it. Matt does his best to explain it from his perspective but he might've just made it worse. The Boys then talk about the inevitable downfall of Funko Pops and Matt brings up Stranger Things...
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Long Johns, Greener Grass, and Affirmations
Welcome to yet another fun episode of The Garlic Boys. Matt's a bit sleepy, but he showed up and that's what matters. Connor committed a carnal sin and went to Long John Silver's. After Matt rags on him for a bit, they determine that Matt is Connor's best friend. Not Autumn. Not Courtney. Just...
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Dispatch, Connor's Wedding pt.2, and The Honeymoon
The Boys are back baby! After two weeks on break Connor and Matt come back with a classic episode, Matt talking about a nerdy video game, Connor being obsessed with the cast of that game, and Connor talks in way too much detail about one day of his life. In his defense, it was his wedding, but...
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Absolute Universe, Percy Jackson, and Blackphone
This week the Boys stray from their niche (Pokemon) and delve into some more important topics. For you nerds out there, they talk about the current DC comics universe, the Absolute Universe, which is so dark and metal I feel like an emo kid all over again. IT'S NOT A PHASE, MOM! They also discuss...
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Oops! All Mega Pokémon
Ok, we know we know this podcast is supposed to be more than just Pokemon. You have to understand though, Connor is hyper fixed and Matt has a video game option; that's is sort of the basis of this show if you think about it. They do spend a little time in the beginning talking about the poop...
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Cat Costs, Expensive Pulls, and Self Destructiveness
Matt is currently feuding with his cat (ew gross) has been either peeing too little or too much and doesn't seem to understand the monetary cost that it's causing. Connor then nerds out what Pokèmon cards he's been pulling and the money he's gained from them. Matt the takes us down the hole of...
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"I Love Garlic and I Love These Boys" ft. Diamond
The boys are celebrating 3 years of the podcast!!!! To celebrate enjoy an episode comprised of complete chaos. Matt seems to go full ADHD (while also being the one with the time restriction) as they try and get the run down of the new season of Dancing With the Stars from Diamond (this is maybe…
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Tylenol, D&Demonic, and, Fat Bear Week
Look, you had to assume they were going to talk about it. There some insane claims made this week and the boys felt the need to address it and give some real facts they've uncovered. This episode also has some more religious talk than usual just as a heads up. In their defense though they are...
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Making Friends, Fake Cards, and Panic Attacks
Welcome to the Really Long Derailment. All aboard, fans of comedy and fun. If you skip this episode, you love Satan and you hate Jesus. I don't make the rules, I just tell them to you and then force you to send this to 30 of your closest friends who also love Jesus and hate Satan. The Boys talk...
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Twisted Childhood Universe, New Megas, and Adult Wedding Registries
After updating everyone on the possibility of restarting the "Matt Poop Watch" counter, Matt and Connor take a deep look at the Twisted Childhood universe which is the movie series that uses cartoons that are now in the public domain starting with Winnie the Pooh; Blood and Honey. Then, they walk...
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The Toxic Avenger, Paper, and Cult of The Lamb
Welcome to another very sleepy episode of The Garlic Boys. Topics this week include Matt's review of the original 4 Toxic Avenger films, a joint discussion of the new show The Paper, and Matt talks of his newest play through of The Cult of the Lamb. There may also be a few (G)garlic (Spot)lights...
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Starter Troubles, Toxie's Donations, and Ethical Space Travel
Welp, Matt''s car is broken again. This car is the only thing that needs fixed more than Connor's body. This leads to the Boys talking about past issues with car staters they've experienced. Matt then shares the genius marketing strategy that the new movie The Toxic Avenger is using to help those...
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Dreams, Hospital Visits, and Solo Leveling
Join the forever sleep-deprived Garlic Boys as they continue their journey through life. Connor just loves pushing the boundaries between life and death, accidentally eating nuts.......again, and winding up in the hospital. Matt shares his own descent into madness with his insanely vivid dreams...
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New Sound, Bat Facts, and The Alien Franchise
Join the Boys as they test out their new sound setting for the audio of this podcast (please like it). Then enjoy Matt's new segment (which we really believe he'll stick with this time) Matt's Bat Facts. Then, bare witness to Matt trying to explain the Aliens franchise and then listen to Connor…
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Lit RPGs, Ho-Oh Controversy, and Book Designs
Looks like the technical issues are back for these boys. But they're determined to not let that affect their ability to bring you the same great show they sometimes do. This week they talk about the new book Matt is reading and its genre, the TCG Pocket controversy, camping eating, and the…
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Name Spelling, Birthday Haul, and Book Movies
This was recored at 8 in the morning, when each guy had either 0-4 hours of sleep, so the energy levels are a bit all over the place for the boys this week. So enjoy this sleep deprived episode full of them discussing name spellings and changes, Connor got birthday presents, and the boys talk…
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Connor's Hats, The Last Ronin 2, and The MCU's Future
Connor needs a new hat option for this episode since he doesn't have is regular hat. Matt then uses the (G)arlic (Spot)light to shout out the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' story The Last Ronin 2. The boys then spend the second half of the show debating hypothetical choices for the future of the...
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Superman Spoilers with Shaner ft Shaner from Small Beards, Big Opinions
First of all, sorry in advance for the quality of Shaner's mic. The boys had some technical difficulties this week. Second of all, THEY FINALLY GET TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW SUPERMAN MOVIE. FULL SPOILERS AHEAD. LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! That's it. This episode is really all about the Superman movie,...
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99 Bottles, The DCAU, and Non-spoiler Superman
Matt and Connor reminisce on their old times sining, Matt got a new tattoo. Connor watched some cartoon movies and Matt watched Superman when Connor didn't. These are the events of this episode. (Look I'll be honest, this episode was a little all over the place this is the best I could do as the...
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Poke Ponders, K-Pop Demons, and Matt's Gone
Truly the best way to describe thus episode id by letting you know it will be a recording of Matt's decent into maddness as he only got 3 hours of sleep. With only 4 hours of sleep himself, Connor brings back quizzes for this week to test Matt's knowledge of some deeper Pokemon trivia. This does...
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Elio Flops, Eighth Graders, and Mesopotamia?
These Boys had a busy week. Connor was off being a leader a youth camp, messing up ancient city's names with the name of even more ancient territories and bring not to hurt his knee more; all while still being scared of middle schoolers. Matt on the other hand was able to make his way to the...
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Spice Levels,Self Published, and The Shelf
These white boys are tackling their worst fear this week and are discussing their spice tolerance when it comes to food. Matt informs Connor about books he's been reading that were self published and Connor shows him some books he's found too. Connor then shows off his shelf of stuff, while Matt...
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Pokemon Progress, Connor's Married, and Real Life Teams
The boys discuss their options how Pokemon has changed and how their Pokemon play has changed over the years. Then, Connor tells tale of his bachelor party and surprise wedding that happened over the last two weeks. Finally, boys talk about which Pokemon they would have on their real life teams…
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New Crib, Daniel Craig's Hair, and Percentages
What's to say about this episode? Should I talk about Connor's big move? What about Daniel Craig's new hair for an upcoming movie? Oh, I know! I'll mention how the Boys play a game that Matt got from another podcast?? Better yet, I'll just let them tell you. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRamen…
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Kissing The Homies, Rick Moranis, and The Thunderbolts*
While they didn't realize it when they started talking about why they haven't kissed, the boys do kick off pride month with talking about their sexualities. They then move on to Ghostbusters 2 and more of Rick Moranis' incredible career. They then speak on. the special effects of Ghostbusters…
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Chili's, Walking Home, and The New Ghostbusters
Matt is sore from riding a bike while working. Connor finally break his silence on how his trip to Chili's went. Matt got two more new books. Connor's brother tried to walk home drunk. And Matt has watched all of the Ghostbusters now after seeing the new ones. A Garlicy Good episode if we've ever...
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Jingles, Snuggies, and Lemurs
Matt reveals he has a weird relationship with product jingles, Connor found his Snuggie and is absolutely cozy, and Matt has a G Spot (Garlic Spotlight) that some how connects to lemurs, but we're not quite sure how. Amidst all of this, The Boys talk about their favorite parts from the last few...
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New Pope, New Professors, and New Phone
NEW POPE ALERT! I REPEAT NEW POPE ALERT! ALSO MATT AND CONNOR CHECK IN ON THE STAFF AT THIER OLD COLLEGE, MATT PLANNING CONNOR'S BACHELOR PARTY, AND THEY DEBATE MATT'S NEW PHONE CAMERA. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRamen Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor Listen to their D&D show, TGB One Shots, And...
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Heat Sterilization, Oblivion, and Gorilla Feet
I'm gonna be honest, the Boys screwed up on this one. Not only is the episode late, but the Boys were talking about things like Gorilla feet, Oblivion remastered....again?, and the sterilization of men with.........heat. There you go. That's about it. This is what you get when you have two...
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Improv Practice, Lock Picking, and The Pickle Menu
As a way to keep things fresh here, Connor gives Matt improv lessons throughout this episode to help him get more comfortable with the mission. In between these scenes, Matt rants about donuts, lock picking in games, and does another breakdown of Epic the Musical. Connor also shares the glory of...
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Reeses' Sandwich Kit, TTRPG Deprived, and Fossilized Farts
It just bears repeating that this is a comedy podcast and these are all jokes. That being said, Connor has beef with RFK Jr., Matt learns of of Reeses' new product, and the boys have a discourse on Easter. Matt then laments on his dry spell of playing TTRPGS. The show is closed out with Matt…
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Mini Figs, Directing, and Fake Injuries
It's 4 AM and the Boys have me trapped in a warehouse because neither of them wanted to upload this podcast, I guess. I didn't even get to listen to the podcast first. They just said something about Lego sets with no mini figures or something like that. Matt then proceeded to torture me with his...
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The Switch 2, Cars' Attractiveness, and Anti-Immortality
This week the boys take time to consider taking up secondary jobs to make extra money, the coolness and complaints about the new Switch 2 announcement and how some people choose to use the chapel. Connor then asks the hard hitting questions about the Cars' universe. The Boys also do a memorial…
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Ras Trent, Sun Flower Seeds, and The Bechdel Test
Connor opens this episode by showing Matt one of his new favorite The Lonely Island song that he found by listening to the Seth Myers and Lonely Island podcast. Matt then shares his love of sun flower seeds and learns of the favorite options that there is now. Connor then tests Matt on what he...
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Are You Sure?, Novocain, and Streamers
Matt is hard at working making a visual gag for the video version of the show as the boys get started today and Connor asks him if he's sure he really wants to do that. Connor then gives a review for the new movie Novocain and then the boys rant about streamers and their effects on movie…
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Free Tacos, Gar-rookie, and Conquest
CW: Vomit sounds First of all, how long (and often) can the Boys actually talk about Taco Bell? Matt says, and I quote, "FOR-F*!&ING-EVER!" After that, just make sure you stay tuned to our Youtube channel to see Connor huff Vick's Vaporub just because he's "bored." Sounds like a lame excuse to…
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True Midwest, TV Round Up, and The Oscars
Witness a rare moment where The Boys get into what felt like, for at least one of them, as a real fight. After they get past that, they then move on to talk about the shows they watched this week including Daredevil: Born Again, Invincible, Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, and The Rookie....
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Bathroom Talk, Blackberry Dr. Pepper, and Donkey Bites
Look, for the first part of this episode the Boys revert to 12 years, and they're sorry about that, but not enough to edit it out. Then after telling their tale of trying to find Connor a wedding suit, Connor tries the blackberry Dr. Pepper for the first time by himself since Matt couldn't wait…
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Brain Rot, Popcorn Buckets, and Media Literacy
THE GARLIC BOYS ARE REBRANDING!!! No, not really. They could barely wade through all that cringe, even for a comedy podcast. Connor got himself a fancy new popcorn bucket (WITH WINGS AND A LID!!!). If only it were clean... They discuss briefly how Matt was assaulted at his old job, and then the...
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TMNT Shoes, Fictional Elevators, and Dungeon Crawler Carl
Just because these Boys are feeling the effects of seasonal depression, doesn't mean they can't still make an enjoyable episode. Listen along as they talk the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles collector shoes, Matt knowing more than Elon Musk, and Matt's new book and Connor's new tv show...
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Trading Cards, Bank Troubles, and First Steps Trailer
Matt takes his sweet time finishing up their pre-show Pokemon time struggling to use the new trade function on TCG Pocket, but Connor is able to get the card he needs. Then Matt talks about the struggles he's had this week with is banking and debit card, while all Connor wants to talk is the new...
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Buying Shoes, Rookie Theories, and Wedding Planning
Matt is rocking a brand new pair of shoes, which is odd for these Boys as is buying shoes in general. They then talk TV which brings up theories to what's going down on this season of The Rookie. Then, with Connor's recent engagement, the Boys then talk about the initial struggles with planning a...
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Toaster Tarts, Engagement, and Speedbags
Are you supposed to toast a TOASTER Tart? Or are you supposed to eat them raw and wriggling? Maybe you're supposed to eat them chilled, like a fine glass of wine made of bread, jelly, and icing? These are the important questions the Garlic Boys ask each other in this week's episode. They also...
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TikTok's Doom, Foggy's Glow-up, and Freaky Friday
Are you surprised that the Boys talked for 30 minutes about Tiktok's impending doom? Are you more surprised they barely spent half that time talking about Marvel and DC? You shouldn't be. They also discussed the new Daredevil show coming soon and how some characters (specifically Foggy Nelson)…
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Fantastic Four, Creature Commandos, and Naval Goal
Connor orders dinner as the preamble to this episode; it's riveting. Matt then informs Connor of the new characters in Marvel Rivals. Connor then talks about season 1 of Creature Commandos. They then discuss The Rookie which leads to Connor discussing how he almost joined the Navy. Hosted By:...
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Emotional Weeks, Snow Driving, and Don't Win
The Boys detail for each other the emotional weeks they had individually which included car troubles, bad days a work, and dealing with driving in the snow. Then they talk about Matt's new board game and describe their attempt to try the 'Don't Win' variant of Mario Party. Hosted By: Matthew Haux...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome the The Garlic Boys, a podcast hosted by two best friends, Connor and Matt, who aim to entertain you with the strange ramblings that pop into their heads. Join them through the chaos of quizzes, guests, and the occasional punishment.
Thanks for watching and remember to always stay garlicy.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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