All Episodes

New YouTubes, Daredevil, and An Escape Room ft. Ed Boice

Burning Foreheads, Cancelling Matt, and a TV Round Up

Chairs, Hail Mary's, and Isekai's

We're Back! Where Were We and What Happened?

Shortened Names, Funko Fusion, and Years Between Seasons

Long Johns, Greener Grass, and Affirmations

Dispatch, Connor's Wedding pt.2, and The Honeymoon

Absolute Universe, Percy Jackson, and Blackphone

Oops! All Mega Pokémon

Cat Costs, Expensive Pulls, and Self Destructiveness

"I Love Garlic and I Love These Boys" ft. Diamond

Tylenol, D&Demonic, and, Fat Bear Week

Making Friends, Fake Cards, and Panic Attacks

Twisted Childhood Universe, New Megas, and Adult Wedding Registries

The Toxic Avenger, Paper, and Cult of The Lamb

Starter Troubles, Toxie's Donations, and Ethical Space Travel

Dreams, Hospital Visits, and Solo Leveling

New Sound, Bat Facts, and The Alien Franchise

Lit RPGs, Ho-Oh Controversy, and Book Designs

Name Spelling, Birthday Haul, and Book Movies

Connor's Hats, The Last Ronin 2, and The MCU's Future

Superman Spoilers with Shaner ft Shaner from Small Beards, Big Opinions

99 Bottles, The DCAU, and Non-spoiler Superman

Poke Ponders, K-Pop Demons, and Matt's Gone

Elio Flops, Eighth Graders, and Mesopotamia?

Spice Levels,Self Published, and The Shelf

Pokemon Progress, Connor's Married, and Real Life Teams

New Crib, Daniel Craig's Hair, and Percentages

Kissing The Homies, Rick Moranis, and The Thunderbolts*

Chili's, Walking Home, and The New Ghostbusters

Jingles, Snuggies, and Lemurs

New Pope, New Professors, and New Phone

Heat Sterilization, Oblivion, and Gorilla Feet

Improv Practice, Lock Picking, and The Pickle Menu

Reeses' Sandwich Kit, TTRPG Deprived, and Fossilized Farts

Mini Figs, Directing, and Fake Injuries

The Switch 2, Cars' Attractiveness, and Anti-Immortality

Ras Trent, Sun Flower Seeds, and The Bechdel Test

Are You Sure?, Novocain, and Streamers

Free Tacos, Gar-rookie, and Conquest

True Midwest, TV Round Up, and The Oscars

Bathroom Talk, Blackberry Dr. Pepper, and Donkey Bites

Brain Rot, Popcorn Buckets, and Media Literacy

TMNT Shoes, Fictional Elevators, and Dungeon Crawler Carl

Trading Cards, Bank Troubles, and First Steps Trailer

Buying Shoes, Rookie Theories, and Wedding Planning

Toaster Tarts, Engagement, and Speedbags

TikTok's Doom, Foggy's Glow-up, and Freaky Friday

Fantastic Four, Creature Commandos, and Naval Goal

Emotional Weeks, Snow Driving, and Don't Win

Cold Drinks Hot, Presents, and 2024

Banana Hats, Brain Rot, and Santa Daddies ft. Diamond

Mug Root Beer, Hating Christmas, and Science Quiz

Sexiest Man 2024, Marvel Rivals, and Edible Pokemon

Can Matt Be a U.S. Citizen?

Thanksgiving Tips, Best Burgers, and The Onion Obtaining

Working Tired, TCG Pocket, and Never Stop Blowing Up

Audio Processing, Alfred Actors, and Batman Forever

Mario Party, Halloween Party, and Over The Garden Wall

Scares, Frights, and Parties

Bob Ross, Water Flavor, and Agatha All Along

Emotions, Krabby Patties, and Favorite Movies

Missing Mia, Plucky Squire, and Will and Harper

Moth Man Fest, Super/Man, and David Copywrite

Energy Drinks, Trips, and Epic The Musical

New Car, VooDew Again, and Coke and Oreos

100th Episode Spectacular ft. The Garlic Moms

Surprising Matt, Redecorating, and Freddy Fazbear ft. VaptvrLikeRaptor and Mug

The DNC, Jeopardy Test, and Bulk Garlic

D23 Reactions, Collectable Cups, and Legends and Lattes

New Job, Word Chains, and Name Heros

Olympic Thoughts, Matt's Movies, and Deadpool & Wolverine

Garlic Boys Game Time

Sushi, Kennywood, and The Roman Empire

Killer Tomatoes, Camp Tales, and Strands and Cladder

The Coccyx, The Fourth, and Drake v. Kendrick

The Best Episode Ever

Garlic Geese, Tapeworms, and Reba

Tech Troubles, Red, White, and Dew, and Galaxy Quest

The Acolyte, Mexican Food, and Killing Time

Cyborgs, H.H. Holmes, and Macaroni Salad

Googling Things, Chopped, and Conections

Matt Hats, Machete, and Duolingo

Baja Desserts, Card Collections, and Smartypants

Star Wars, Dee Bradley Baker, and Girlfriend Gifts

Pillows, Crab Game, and The Sign/Surprise

Working Out, Napoleon Dynamite, and Shadow Keanu

Breaking Tradition, Eggcorns, and Aunt Fanny

Engagements, Ben Ten Tiered, and Pillow Beard

Pasta Texture, New Bajas, and The City of Mist

Introducing The Clever Boy Quiz: The Show ft. Small Beards, Big Opinions.

St. Patrick, Calorie Counts, and Matt's TV Channel

The Rookie, Lesser Colors, and Freezer Burn

The Wise Men, Time Loops, and Hazbin Hotel

Books, 90's Rock, and Maui Burst ft. Roger (from RR4Initiative)

Wands, Riddles, and Goosebumps

GeoGuesser, DCOMs, and PJO Season 1

New Injury, Bread Flavors, and Golden Girls

Noah's Ark, Berries, and CyberChase

Late Night Shows, Space, and Owls

Hyundai Tucson, Long Division, and Avatar Korra

First Names, Pit Bulls, and Pneumonia

Pokemon Natures, Bathroom Anxieties, and Future Endeavors

Corporate Slogans, Pre- Christmas Gifts, and Triple Spotlights

Santa Interview, Christmas Lyrics, and "Not" Playing

TotK, A Simple Quiz, and Cryptid Stanta

He-Man, Movies, and More Movies

Lawyer Bits, Who's Bonier 2, and DND Characters

Missing You, Element Symbols, and Stan Lee

Dog Curses, Animal Fiction, and Bad Dates

Fairy Tales, Australian Kid's Show, and Cooking Advice

Band Names, Game Shows, and Mx. Lisa ft. Tre` Thomas

Wrestling, Matt's New Bit, and Poetry

Matty Matt and the Big Fatt

Moving, Japan, and VooDew

WGA Strike, Power Rings, and Politician Music

Ren Fairs, Medical Facts, and Baby Matt ft. Mia (Matt's Girlfriend)

Burning Man, German Fruit, and Football Hotties

Jumping Topics, Albums, and Monster Mash

Vision Struggles, Phineas and Ferb, and Monster Cereal

Fantasy Football, Rouges Galleries, and Ghost Hoax

Purple Skin, State Capitals, and Comic Con

Mobile games, Sports Teams, and Minecraft

Mini-golf, Movie Posters, and Hot Pots

A Very Clever Boy Episode 2: Attack of The Clevers

Skating Music, Shark Week, and Breakfast Bakes ft. Amber (Matt's sister)

College, More College, and Video Games ft.Small Beards Big Opinions

Noodle Bath, Birthday Wins, and Billionaire Brawls

The Ocean, ASMR, Brain Lyrics

A Cesspool Of Mouth Noises, Food, and Dancing

Punishment 2, AI Preaching, and Best Cheeses

MovieMovie, Waffle House, and Smells

Facial Care, Psych, and VeggieTales

Car Troubles, Boy Bands, and Bizarre Eats

Jim Carrey, Continents, and Mother's Day

Avatar, ERB, and AI Scripts ft. Firelord Jaqi

Veganism 2.0, ADHD, and Influential Uncles

House Hunting, Dumb Doctors, and Fictional Fighting

A Very Clever Boy Episode

Peepsi, Presidents, and Murder Songs

Self Care, Cartoons, and Blue Beetle

Consoles, Anime, and Mark Twain Award

LOTR, March Madness, and Scuttle

Double Down, Cookies, and Last Dance

William Bartlett, SNL, and Movie Ratings

FUN-erals, Marketplace Prices, and The Idea List

Doctor Who, Battle Names, and Condiments ft. Aj (Connor's Brother)

Miss Muffet, Apocalypse Theories, and Our Failed Dinner

Matt Gets Punished

Bits, Bond, and Bending

Tv Hospitals, Spelling Skills, and Power Prompts

Muscles, Lonely Gaming, and Potatoes

Fast Food, WotC, and Tattoos

New Years, Bidets, and Streaming Capitalism

Glass Onion, Cindymons, and Looking Ahead

Pajamas, Current Presents, and Past Presents

Introducing The Garlic Moms

Fake Café, Daddy Santa, and Christmas Songs

Kelly, Cryptids, and Christmas Movies

Oreos, Casting, and Batman

Language, Canon, and Dragon Atheism

Allergies, Pokemon, and Weird Al

Music, Middle School, and Being Real ft. Tre' (Mx. Lisa)

Bones, Mascots, and Nicolas Cage

Beards, Veganism, and The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Halloween, Monsters, and Shampoo