The Garner Andrews Show

It was a busy weekend in the big city. We've got an update from the guy who's eaten 150 hotdogs in 2026, talk Great Outdoors Comedy Fest, Thermacells, and The Odyssey

We discuss a wild backcountry toilet set up, Garner's bad-boy-password attitude, and moths.

There's nothing better than a good stick. Time to show yours off with Stick Chat. Plus why is Garner paranoid that he'll be busted for dining and dashing?

Garner and Taylor discuss old jingles! Why is The Clapper guy so... intense? Also, what kinds of cool stuff do you have access to?

Garner is gatekeeping magnet fishing sooo, what's your new hobby? (He's kidding - go magnet fishing).

Could you eat 9 hotdogs and drink 9 beers all in 9 innings at a baseball game? Who do you think could: Garner or Taylor? We also talk trading in your smartphones for dumbphones.

We continue to share your stories of things you may have done that you still look back and cringe about. Historical cringe!

Ever have a moment of cringe so hard that you still think of it? Maybe you scored on your own goal? Let's discuss.

Weddings are getting pricey, so much so that Gen Z is skipping some! How big was your wedding? Or are you skipping any weddings because of the cost?

What smaller things make you feel inconvenienced? Maybe it's having to walk up an escalator. Also, why are people making food in public washrooms?

Do you have a good nose blow? Is that your special skill? Also, we got more outrage from another Taylor's Top 5. You agree though, don't you?

Is Garner a nosy neighbour? He just doesn't want anything to happen to you in the middle of the night! Let's also talk sunglasses and summer style.

What movies will always remind you of summer? The Sandlot, Superbad, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and Dazed and Confused are some of the big ones that have come through.

It's The Garner Andrews Show rainy day club! There's a water restriction, it's a mess out there, but Garn still went out on the town! Speaking of, where and when do you tip?

POV: There's a sign at your work that says "Danger: Someone Destroyed This Bathroom"..... Would you look? Garner did. Also, what are you getting your old man for Father's Day?

Garn's latest algorithm update involves dine & dash security footage. Father's Day is coming up but are there any good songs about dads?

Do you still do casual Friday? Do you even go to work on Fridays? Also, people are bringing so many things to theatres nowadays maybe there's room for a movie theatre sherpa. To carry all your blankets and heat packs and whatnot.

We're talking about things that were banned at your school when you were young, and how some of us just have too much stuff.

We catch up on Garner's magnet fishing video, adult spares, and your juicy lies.

Watch as Garner goes magnet fishing for the first time!

Garner went magnet fishing! More to come on that. We also chat about what the adult version of a spare would be, when do you actually have extra time? Taylor is also now known as The Champ.

Garner talks jiggs dinner, food prices, and what restaurants SHOULD be doing. We also talk more about Facebook Marketplace deals and how you knew your partner was the one.

Today we learned about all the city/town-wide garage sales! Garner also continues on his hydration journey.

If you don't hydrate you dydrate -Garner Andrews Also, what free promotional items would get you excited?

Do you eat nuts and bolts in the summer? Or watermelon before May? What are acceptable and unacceptable off season snacks? We also discuss swim lessons and AI.

What's wrong with Taylor? We revisit how you should tell someone to have a good day, how you use AI, and how many exits your neighbourhood has.

Danny called in with an ear worm, a song stuck in his head with no idea what it is. We help Danny figure it out, plus Garner wants to go magnet fishing.

Taylor saw a guy walking down the street drinking milk, and we share our silly little fears

We wish you good health! On an unrelated note, Garner is discovering unfamiliar dive bars and beef dips.

Today we're giving you praise! Because sometimes we just need a pat on the head for workin' hard. Also, did you get your bread money yet?

Today is a Dull Listeners' Club day as we discuss dishwashers and hitting the snooze button.

Garner recaps his weekend trip to Morinville and Taylor reveals what snack has become his kryptonite.

If your neighbour gets a new roof, let them know you noticed! Maybe bring them a casserole. Speaking of casseroles, casserole chat is back on the air!

We get an update on your sleep scores, shave scores, and how you save on gas.

Have you ever bought a sticker so cool or nice that you don't know where to stick it and just never stick it anywhere? Yeah, we get it. Also, a radio magpie update for ya.

We recap bowling with Arkells on The Gutter Andrews Show (Garner got a gutter ball and now we're making fun of him), and celebrate going into the long weekend!

Garner has decided he's just going to let the wind take the patio furniture he doesn't like. We also chat about Kris Knoblauch, and continue our thoughts on salad...

What would you put in your snack fanny pack if you had one? What's a snack you snack on before snacking? We also test out how good Taylor's French skills are.

We're asking you questions with The Garner Andrews Show Census. How often do you wash your sheets? Do your pants go on before or after socks?

How often do you wash your hair? Science says don't do it every day! Some of you go a lot longer than that... We also recap Mother's Day and the Edmonton Riverboat getting stuck.

It's a radio wiener kind of day we swerve ditch to ditch, talking more about weird compliments and foot cramps.

You get a compliment! And you get a compliment! And you get a compliment! And you get a compliment! And you get a compliment!

Garner has invented a new move the "Flee and Pee". You enter a business with no intention to buy anything, just use the restroom... then you flee! We also talk about the record breaking gas prices, and things you're doing to treat yourself.

We're continuing our Mother's Day countdown of MILFFTs: Mothers I Love From Film & Television. Duh. Also, how annoying is technology? And do you TRUST technology?

Ever been in a jam at work and had to go number one? Was it somewhere you weren't supposed to? We also talk elite calculators and the top MILFFTs (Mothers I Like From Film and Television).

Is there a random sports team that's not from your city that you started cheering for? Is it because you just liked the logo?

Are you well rested? Let's see who the new clubhouse leader is in sleep scores!

We're talking about bowling alley smooches, smart watches, and STRESS. Join the fun.

Are there certain types of movies or shows you just can't watch? Is it because of the gore? We also continue to tell tales of hitchhiking.

Garner didn't know that his beautiful bride decided to hitchhike recently. Have you ever done it? We also talk about your tolerance for gore.