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The Garner Andrews Show — 658 episodes
Hot Dogs, The Odyssey, and Thermacells
Does Garner Poop In The Woods?
Stick Chat
What's Your Favourite Jingle?
New Hobbies
The 9-9-9 Challenge and Dumbphones
Historical Cringe Pt.2
Your Moments Of Historical Cringe
Weddings Cost WHAT Now?
What Makes You Feel Put Out?
Summer Activities & Special Skills
Is Garner A Nosy Neighbour?
Last Day of School & Summer Movies
Tipping & The Rainy Day Club
Don't Go In That Bathroom & Father's Day Gifts
Dine & Dash Security Footage
Casual Friday & Movie Theatre Sherpas
What Was Banned At Your School?
Tell Us Some Juicy Lies
GarnoVision Presents: Garn Goes Magnet Fishing - WATCH
What's The Adult Version Of A Spare?
Are You A Fan Of Jiggs Dinner?
Garage Sale Season
Your Hydration Station
Off Season Snacks
Have A Good Day! (Unless?)
Name That Song (Sung By You)
What Is Your Worst Fear?
Garner Will Never Eat One of THESE Again
What Do You Need Praise For?
Dull Listeners' Club: Dishwashers & The Snooze Button
What Is Your Kryptonite?
New Roof Casseroles
How Are You Saving On Gas?
Do You Suffer From Sticker Anxiety?
The Garner Andrews Show Fun Club
Kris Knoblauch & Salad 102.9
Snacketizer & Frenchin' Taylor
The Garner Andrews Show Census
Mother's Day & Washing Your Hair
Foot Cramps & More Weird Compliments
What's the Weirdest Compliment You've Ever Gotten?
Flee to Pee
MILFFTs: Mothers I Love From Film & Television
The Places You Pee
Who Do You Cheer For Now & Why?
Mini Episode: Sleep Scores!
Smooches In A Stranger's Shoes
What Can't You Watch?
Have You Ever Hitchhiked?
Beans On Toast
Is Your Email Inbox A Dumpster Fire?
What's Keeping You Up At Night?
Got Any Cool Work Perks?
Tall Guy Talk
What Were You Not Allowed As A Kid?
Snack Walk
Solving Mysteries & Mercury Poisoning
Salute To Smart People
What Are You Open About?
Fax Machines & Space Travel
Ai-Proofing Your Life
Rogers Place Baby & First Dates In 2026
Theft & Embarrassing Email Addresses
Let's Talk Potatoes
It Was A Different TIme
Do You Want The House Tour?
Going Off The Radar
What's Your Sleep Score?
Mini Episode: Drive-Through Water
Cheating at Fishing & The Cornhole Murderer
Distracted Watching
Comparison Parties & Costco Hotdogs
Admin Night Parties & Jury Duty
The Laundry Chair & Taylor's Friendship Update
Top O’ The Mornin' To Ya!
Making Friends As An Adult
Please Don't Wear That
Oddly Sentimental
Celebrating Your Losing Streak
Fridge Detectives
How About That Wind?
What's The Oldest Thing In Your House?
Speaker Phone Has To Stop
The Homie Hauler
The Longest Shift You've Ever Had
Garner Takes On Mexico
Ski Jump & Baby Names
Do You Iron?
The Most and Least Romantic Person in Edmonton
Wanna Hug?
Car Wash Trapped
The Free Chair & Visiting The Cobbler
The Big Games
Garn's Book Club & Olympic Outfits
Olympic Sports: Dumb Things You Did As A Kid
Are Your Subscriptions Dragging You Down?
Dry Needling & Tattoo Pain
Farewell Canned Juice
Do You Have Fun At Work?
Puzzlers and Temu
The Free Table
Join The Club
Reusable Bag Chat
The Hardest Part of Your Job
Vintage Clothes
Don't Tell Me What To Do
Garner's Morning Routine
Free Pees & Broccoli Woccoli
Hat Chat!
Lost Magic & A Resolution Check-In
Fashion Regret
The Hassle of Marketplace & Going Viral
What's Your Screen Time?
Gen X & A Bathroom Disaster
Swerving From Ditch To Ditch
Shoe Talk & Sleep Divorce
What Qualifies As A Sport?
Shopping Angels
Snowmageddon
Shovel Boys
Yellow Snow Warning
Death Shoes
Frozen Windows & Slipper People
Where Am I Peeing?
Garner's Favourite Lettuce
Old Timey Things (That Aren't Really Old) Part.2
Old Timey Things
Battery Licker
Musical Age VS Real Age
Adult Advent Calendars & Thrifty Finds
Saying I Love You
The No Dancing Law & Adult Spelling Bees
Running Into People In Weird Places
Leaked Conversations
Medical Souvenirs
Provincial Stereotypes & Being Dull
Who Would You Want To Be Alone On A Raft With?
Social Anxiety & Taco Night
The Furnace: A Dull Listeners' Club Conversation
What's The Last Thing You Googled?
Is Your Speedometer Better Than Garner's?
Sleeping In & Garner's Belongings
Pool Kids
Things Forgotten
Simplify Your Life
Where Are You Napping?
More Tales of Frugality
Mayor of Frugal Town
Grown Up Halloween
Halloween and Herpes Monkeys
The Topic That Almost Got Garner Cancelled
Why Are You Keeping Those Old Floormats?
Recliner Land, Shared Spoons, and Savourers
Hat Chat
Big Head Radio
Information Overload
What's That Smell!?
Unexpected Bills
Well That's Embarrassing
The World Needs More Hacky Sac
Sending The Wrong Signals
Your Origin Story
The Life of a Show Garn
Garner Gets Vulnerable Through Song
How Long Have You Had Your Saran Wrap?
Hoarder of Canada
Where Did All The Bread Bowls Go?
Struggle Meals, MRIs, and Bumpy Pumpkins
What Do You Know Too Much About?
Stranger Spectrum
Parenting Confessions
Is It Okay To Wear Matching Outfits With Your Partner?
Time To Turn In Your Book Report
Talking To Strangers
Old Timey Ways to Fall in Love
National Return Borrowed Cutlery To The Office Kitchen Day
There's Too Many Kinds of Pasta
Shoe Chat
What's Your Money Pit?
Towel Talk
Irrational Angry
Meter Sticks, Spelling Bees, and Onions
Back To School
Is Anyone in the Office?
What's In Your Crown Royal Bag?
People Are Bringing Their Parents to Job Interviews!?
What Have You Borrowed And Never Returned?
Trying New Things and Sleeping in Separate Beds
Smelling Salts, Archie Comics, and Ringtones
Your Weird Food and Tattoo Removal
Desperate Lunches, Twins, and Left Hand Energy
Do You Shower When You Go Camping?
Snack Shows and More Radio Wiener
Lost and Found Treasure
Is Happy Gilmore Dumb? Do You Hate Small Talk? How's Your Summer?
Sleep Walking & Hurt Feelings
Work Fashion Faux Pas
Summer Nostalgia
Small Town Things
What's In The Attic?
Dull Day Snacks
Cool People Doing Cool Things
Garner's Weekend
Things You Put Off & More Radio Weiner
Weird Garage Sales and Reinventing Yourself
Smell Chat, Hobbies, & The Return of Jerry The Nudist
Adopting Small Towns and Funding Your Summer
What One Thing Do You Always Bring With You?
We Work With A Hero
Cool Teachers
Garner Is Your New Dad
It's The First Day of Summer!
We're Looking For Closure and Some First World Sympathy
What Rules Do You Refuse To Follow?
We Can't Believe People Are Drinking THIS In Public
Let's Work Through Your Childhood Trauma
Grumpy Garner Gets Nostalgic About Tradio
Tradio Returns
Fashion Chat
Ever Had An Animal In Your House
Things That Are Disappearing
Radio Weiner & Hockey Superstitions
New Outfit Appreciation Society
So Much Outrage
Garner Discovers Hockey Smut
Are You Jersey Worthy?
Will You Get An Invite to the Apocalypse?
Battle Of The Bedroom Communities
Why Is Garner So Stressed?
The Parade of Pettiness Continues
Calling All Petty Kings and Queens
Short Term Service Awards
Dad Moves
What's A Sign That Someone Has Their Life Together?
When Did The Fancy Version Of Something Ruin The Normal Version
Making Minivans Cool Again
Your Worst Day at Work
Your Weird Childhood
Can We Start a Lets Go Oilers Chant in Public?
What's The Craziest Rumour You've Ever Heard About Yourself?
Can You Bucket?
Stories of Sharing Hotel Rooms With Strangers
What Can People Do To Make Your Job Easier?
Flight Attendant SECRETS
More Stories of What You've Banned
What Have You BANNED From Your Life?
Garner Can Make Any Song A Jock Jam
Do You "Work" From Home?
Bald Guy Chat Is On The Air
We Need to Round Up the Youths and Take Them to The Mall
This Podcast Is Saving You Money
The Dull Listeners Club is Growing
Welcome to the Dull Listeners Club
Worst Place You've Ever Lived and What Are You Doing Sitting in Your Car?
What's in Your Centre Console?
Tell Us A Fun Fact About Yourself
What's In Your Algorithm!?
What's Our Age Again: SONiC Turns 20 - Episode 6: The Next Chapter
A Shout Out To Office Heroes, Half-Asses, and Mystery Solvers
What's Our Age Again: SONiC Turns 20 - Episode 5: The Garner Andrews Show
Oh My God Mom, So Embarrassing!
What's Our Age Again: SONiC Turns 20 - Episode 4: The Shows
What's Your Flex?
What's Our Age Again: SONiC Turns 20 - Episode 3: The Team
Toaster Talk
What's Our Age Again: SONiC Turns 20 - Episode 2: The Music
SONiC's 20th Anniversary Spectacular
What's Our Age Again: SONiC Turns 20 - Episode 1: The Trailer
Do You Try to Trick Technology?
Old timey Place Names You Can't Quit
Can Grown Ups Have Sleepovers?
Best Thing You've Ever Found at a Thrift Store?
Garner is Going Through a Breakup
Uh Oh, We Work With a Karen
DNA Test Reveals Your Family Secrets
Come to Our Meat Draw!
Your Streaks
Worst Picture You've Ever Seen
Top 5 Divorced Dad Rock Songs
How Do You Ask Someone to Return An Engagement Ring!?
Life's Simple Pleasures
What's Your Irrational Fear?
Garner Confesses to a Crime
How Do You Sleep At Night
Does Garner Need a Cough Syrup Intervention?
How Are You Overcomplicating Your Life?
Chantal Asks Garner About Lady Things, and What's Your Dream Room Look Like?
Top 5 Ways To Be More Canadian
Funeral Songs, Crib Hands, and Lost Money
You Should Be Doing THIS Alone
Is Garner OK?
Places You Shouldn't Wear Sweatpants, Top 5 Oscars, and Beer
What's the Most Expensive Gift You've Ever Been Given
Mannequin Chat
Free Backup Camera Detailing
How To Keep Your Backup Camera Clean
Bad Clothing
Go Canada
What TV Intro Do You Never Skip?
Your Crazy Animal Encounters
Marketplace Scaries
You Did What While Driving??
Canceling Plans & Bad Work Days
Fart Chairs & Chasing Porch Pirates
Rom Coms & Snow Days
Snow & Shows
Play Stupid Games...
Marketplace Adventures
Were You a Box Baby?
Moistuary & Internet School
Neighbours: The Good, The Bad, & The Weird
Pillow Talk
Reinventing Yourself
Dreams & Social Media Scaries
Weird Snacks & Injuries
Lame Injury Hall of Fame ft. Jerry the Nudist
Propositions
Underwear Rotation & Finding Money
Are You a Cool Parent?
Bartering For Goods
Pant of Choice & Game Shows
Nostalgia & Passport Photos
Would You Buy a Famous House?
Christmas Eve Edition
Festivus Edition
Where Were You Dropped Off As A Kid?
Slipper Chat & Glove Box Heroes
Emotional Support Clothing
Classic Vehicles of the Future
Grown Up Things
Pirates of The Porch-ibbean 2: Curse of the Good Box
Porch Pirates
Are You Nice to the Robots?
Christmas Shoes - Is This The Worst Song Ever?
Garner Got Tricked Into Going to a Craft Sale
What's In Your Feed?
Exceptionally Nerdy
Never Have I Ever ft. Life's Mysteries
Garbage Talk
24 Days of Mac & Cheese
Weird Provinces
Out of Style Words
Craving Simplicity
Snow Season & Work Perks
Is Lego for Adults? And Why You Should Have a PowerPoint Party
Radio Wiener Hour
Old Foods Hall of Fame
They Want You To Do WHAT With Spiders!?
Stuck With Your Ex
Weird About Water & Faking Death
Things That Are Underrated & Viral You
Black Market Butter
Lost & Found Department
Hidden Treasures
Potty Mouths & Changing Identities
Eggnog & 3DMs
When Do You Feel Smug?
Stolen Shoes - A True Crime Story
Halloween Haul
Sports Trauma & Christmas Lights
Sports Failures
Brushin' Your Teeth & Marketing
Book Club & First Dates
What Scary Movie Left You With Emotional Damage?
Magazines & The President of Nachos
Punishments & Nacho Etiquette
Were You a Free-range Kid?
Air Hockey & Merging
Weird Living Arrangements
Fantasy Terrible Vehicles
Thanksgiving and Being Camera Ready
The Break-In
Bear Fights & Halloween Costumes
Asking Awkward Questions
Richard Pictures & Fancy People
That Was Embarrassing
Texting The Wrong Person
Bad Birthdays & Filler Shows
Sober October and Nudism
Inheritance & The Things You're Not Good At
Do People Watch That?
Impulse Buy Hall of Fame
Rules You Refuse
Calling All Weirdos
Family Quirks
How Was Your Family Weird?
Gamer Chat and Tuppertalk
Woah, TMI
Bad Pranks & Gross Things
We Need Your Help!
Campbell's No Soup??
Cheese and Biscuits
Remembering TV Dinners and Who's Using the Oldest Phone?
Are You a Waving Weirdo!?
Are You a REDLINER!?
What's The Worst Bet You've Ever Lost?
Cheque Chat and Your Favourite Sody Pop
Did You Get Stung By A Wasp This Weekend?
What's Something You Never Cheap Out On?
Back to School Memories
How Do You Customize Your Food?
Smell Ya Later
Easy Money
The Formal Living Room
Your Bad Teenage Years
Sad Goodbye & Troubled Teens
The Things You Liked As A Kid, But Hate Now
Expensive Dog Bowls & Deodorant
The Worst Place You Ever Lived
Things You Are Bad At
The Most Memorable Day At Work
Worst Day At Work & Wardrobe Mistakes
Things That Wont Exist In 10 Years
Drinking From The Garden Hose
Scary Movies & Distracted Driving
Garage Sales & Anxiety
Crying In The Car
Getting Nervous
Why Did You Quit Your Job?
Spilling The Tea
McDavid's Socks
Oiler Playoff Memories
Sleeping Weird
Saving Businesses
Sneaking Booze & Wearing Jerseys
First Dates
Expense Reports
Old Pizza Huts & Dr Pepper
When Are You At Your Most Chill?
Unpopular Opinions
The Useless Information In Your Brain
Breaking The Law
The Meanest Thing You Were Ever Told
Will You Go Out With Me?
Lost Wallet
Instantly Suspicious
Slang Terms & Car Flags
The Northern Lights
The Time You Ruined A Party
The Worst Thing That Happened In The Middle Of The Night
Lame Super Powers
Kid Confessions
Signs You Were A Rich Kid
Wedding Photos & Missing Teeth
Paranoid
Turning Into Your Parents
Breaking The Law
Your Embarrassing Parents
Getting Grounded
The Fire You Started
Your Birthday Parties As A Kid
Crime Stoppers & Doctors
More Things You Keep Track Of
Keeping Track of Things & Tandem Bikes
What Are You Flipping?
Clap Check
In Over Your Head
Treat Yo Self
School Lunches
Lunchables
What Happens If....?
The Dumbest Thing You Did As A Kid
Where Did You Come From?
Free Stuff & Crown Royal Bags
Mystery Pizza
More Tales Of How You Got Scarred For Life
Scarred For Life
Delightfully Dull
Being Spontaneous
The Petty Reason You Quit A Job
Birthday Wishes & Air Mattresses
Parenting Fails & Sleep Coach
Stranded & Parenting Fails
Stranded
Mute Your Phone
The Things You Don't Want To Know
Pet Names For Your Lover
FaceTime Calls & Hoarding Things
Discontinued Items & Spotting Celebs
Running Into Celebs & Pepper Spray Chat
Hood Slide & Pepper Spray
Trying To Impress
Making Ends Meet
Table Chat!
The Thing You Learned To Live With
Leap Day & Dirty Work
The Thing That Gets You Compliments
Shovel Chat & Compliments
The Jobs You Had As A Kid
The Best Thing You Got For Free
Gas Station Glasses
Carry On Luggage & Overheard Conversations
REPLAY EPISODE: Your Criminal Past
REPLAY EPISODE: Sounding The Alarm
REPLAY EPISODE: Songs That Turn A Frown Upside Down
Being A Waldo
Drunk With Power
Mysteries You Want Solved & Bryan Baeumler
The Wait List
The Things You Clean In The Shower
The Name Game
The Weird Things You've Seen At Weddings
More Dumb Purchases
Your Dumbest Purchase
Stealing From The Self-Checkout
Stealing Stuff From The Office
Five Finger Discount
Heated Underwear & The Purge
Dealing With The Bitter Cold
Butter Bashers
Hobbies & Puzzle Gangs
Old Timey Hobbies
Bedtime Cereal
The Hardest Thing To Quit
Petty Dumping & Cosmic Crisp Apples
New Year, Same Me
(REPLAY) That Was Close - Episode 8: Lost In The Desert
(REPLAY) That Was Close - Episode 7: The Chowchilla Bus Kidnapping
(REPLAY) That Was Close - Episode 6: Lost On The Ocean For OVER A YEAR
(REPLAY) That Was Close - Episode 5: Held Hostage
(REPLAY) That Was Close - Episode 4: Surviving Inside A Sunken Boat
(REPLAY) That Was Close - Episode 3: Lost In The Outback
(REPLAY) That Was Close - Episode 2: Lost In The Rainforest
(REPLAY) That Was Close - Episode 1: Lost at Sea
Christmas Spirit & Charcuterie Boards
The Christmas Treats You Can't Stop Eating
Your Most Secret Secrets
Real Tree vs Fake Tree
Greeting At The Door
The Things That Make You Feel Dumb
Ending A Party & Apple Turnovers
When The Party Is Over
Your Weird Eating Habits
Your Dream Advent Calendar
The Most Hated TV Characters Of All Time
The Most Crushing Cancellation Of Your Life
Hallmark Movies & Chunky Drinks
Dumb Rules & Eggnog
Dumb Rules You Live By & Costco Samples
Making A Scene In Public & Sum 41
The Work Perks You Got Tired Of
Stuck In The Old Ways
Are You Old Fashioned?
The Longest You've Gone Without Your Phone
Soft Pants vs Hard Pants
Your Parents And Their LIES
Stuck In A Store Overnight
Zero Boundaries
Weird Compliments
Things That Feel Illegal
That's So Fake
Trick Or Treaters & Weird Online Shopping Moments
Songs That Hit Hard Part 2
That Was Close - Episode 8: Lost In The Desert
Songs That Slap Harder Than They Should
The Smells That You Love
Haunted Houses and Stuart Skinner
Leduc, Alberta And Halloween Candy
Winning A Car
That Was Close - Episode 7: The Chowchilla Bus Kidnapping
Working At McDonalds
Is Anyone Still Buying DVDs?
Dunking Cookies In Milk
Super Strict Parents
Watching TV While Eating Dinner
That Was Close - Episode 6: Lost On The Ocean For OVER A YEAR
Jeans In The Shower
The Worst Thing You Ever Broke
Giblet Jabber
Meet Cute
That Was Close - Episode 5: Held Hostage
Corn Party
Slang Terms & Customizing Foods
The Edmonton Report Card
That Was Close - Episode 4: Surviving Inside A Sunken Boat
The True Cost Of Splitting Your Pants
Wardrobe Malfunctions
Lost Your Phone In An Outhouse
Jacket Season & Gambling
That Was Close - Episode 3: Lost In The Outback
Job Envy
The Roman Empire & False Alarms
Sounding The Alarm
Things You Just Dont Care About
More Tales Of Cheating The System
That Was Close - Episode 2: Lost In The Rainforest
That Was Close - Episode 1: Lost at Sea
Hotel Horror Stories & Skirting The System
The Invention You Can't Live Without
Gold Medal At The Lazy Olympics
More Dumb Work Rules
Dumb Rules At Work
The Art of Breaking Wind
Back To School
Candy Chat
The Tasks You Dread & Women's Pockets
Songs That Turn A Frown Upside Down
More Jingles & Doing Things Wrong
Jingles That Get Stuck In Your Head
Perks At Work
Expensive Things & CPAP Machines
Realtor Rules And Things You Did While Broke
Status Symbols At Work
The Things You Believe In
Apple Chat & Loud Quitting
Closed Captioning
Wrongfully Accused Part 2
Wrongfully Accused
The Greatest Toy Of All Time
Produce Chat
Second Hand Discomfort
Your Criminal Past Part 2
Your Criminal Past
Beige Flags
More Low Ball Dreams
Low Bar Dreams
Above Ground Pools
Beans On Toast
The Things You Collect
The Great Booth Debate
Amazing Tales of Survival
Learning To Live With It Part 2
Learning To Live With It
Being Rescued
More Tales Of Bad Days At Work
A Bad Day At Work
RIP Big Yellow Slide
Car Accidents And Write-Offs
The Thing You Bought But Have No Clue About
Robot Servers
The Rolling Wheel Of Cheese
You're Invited To The Petty Party!
The Best Day At School
Acreage People & Other Weirdos
What Do You Geek Out Over?
The Hardest Thing You Ever Had To Give Up
Are You Lazy?
Bad Songs & Bad Birthdays
Songs That Are So Bad, They are Actually Good
The Missing Arm & Dutch Oven Airlines
Your Smarty Pants Words
Hungry For Likes & Fancy Words
Slow Walkers
Sticking With it & Harnarayan Singh
The Things You Wish You Had Stuck With
More Wild Field Trips From Your Youth
The Major Life Events You Missed
Field Trippin'
Your Dirty Car
Open Computer Tabs & Shopping Bags
How Long Do You Stick With A New TV Show?
Shopping At Costco & Workplace Drama
Juicy Workplace Drama
I'm So Edmonton!
Jersey Superstition
What Is Your Hometown Known For?
The Strange Things That Happen In Hotels