The Ghoul Club

These lucky ducks (us, obviously) only went and got a bloody invite to The Jamaica Inn to speak to a member of the Official Jamaica Inn Paranormal Team! We had an incredible time speaking with Karin Beasant, who not only gave us a rundown of the inn's history, but also gave us a tour of the haunted rooms. We had so much fun recording this and it was really special to do something different (and ON LOCATION) for our Halloween Special this year. Big thank you to The Jamaica Inn, particularly to the Paranormal Team, but especially to the incomparable Karin Beasant—you are a legend! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Get a load of this week's urban legends, plus a Paranormal Problem that's all about bestiality, incest, and so much more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

People die all the time. Usually, we talk about people who are already dead (you might know them as "ghosts"), or people getting deaded by other people. But today, we're talking about people who were like: "Oops! I died!" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did you miss us? We missed us. After a year and a half of ghosting (pun aggressively intended), Campfire Ghouls is back—and this time, we’re swapping your creepy little cousin’s haunted doll story for something even weirder: urban legends.From flesh‑eating hitchhikers to toilets that whisper your name (probably), we're digging into the eerie, the obscure, and the “wait, is that one real?” tales whispered in school corridors and on dodgy Reddit threads.Plus: Paranormal Problems returns! We’re once again solving your supernatural dilemmas with the expertise of two people who’ve watched a lot of horror films and refuse to go in the basement.So light the fire, grab a torch (literal or euphemistic), and welcome back to the chaos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grab your pram and your priest, because this week we’re rocking the cradle of evil. From ghost mums who just won’t quit to babies that cry even when they’re six feet under, we’re diving headfirst into the creepy crib of paranormal parenthood.Kyle and Jennie swap spine‑tingling tales of haunted babies, spectral mothers, and the very worst kind of parental instinct—yes, we’re talking infanticide. (And yes, we also discuss the important issue of what to wear when committing such heinous crimes. Practical and fashionable.)So latch on—if you dare. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This Halloween, join The Ghoul Club as we dive into the realm of the *Uncanny* with a bone-chilling true story. Lisa shares her haunting tale of growing up in a house filled with eerie happenings—ghostly whispers, shadowy figures, and the unshakable sense of being watched. We’ll unpack every creepy detail, swapping theories and chills in real-time, to celebrate Halloween the only way we know how: with tales that’ll keep you up all night. Tune in, if you dare… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Jennie is on holiday this week, so we're pulling from a former-Patreon-exclusive episode from April 2023:The Ghoul Files, based in the fictional metaphysical world where the clubhouse and all of its various ghouls are real. This is our first case. We hope you enjoy it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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"They're heeeere!" And by 'they', we mean us. We're here. We're back where we belong.It's such a joy to be back in the clubhouse! And in the spirit of reviving our show, we're making this episode all about rising from the dead.We can come, and come, and come again… but that's something else entirely. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're leaving The Ghoul Club for our own protection. A certain A-List celebrity has hired a team of assassins to kill us, so we need to make ourselves scarce. That means we're leaving the clubhouse in the hands of the ghosts, monsters, and demons while we go and explore our juicy parts for a while.We've got a chilling story about infant abduction today, followed by a mysterious death with some uncanny ties to the supernatural.In sombre news: This is The Ghoul Club's last episode before we close the clubhouse's doors for a hiatus/sabbatical that could last for a long while. In the meantime, you're welcome to follow us on a new venture to talk all about The Juicy Parts!We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Has anyone ever noticed that Arnold Schwarzenegger smells like schnitzel and ale? Well, we couldn't avoid it when he came knocking at The Ghoul Club's door this week. That being said… he might've been The Terminator. We can't be sure. We ran away and conceived a baby that is humanity's only hope for survival against the machine uprising instead.Today's episode begins with a story about a convent that could potentially have drawn the attention of the devil itself. We then move on to a true crime story about a piece of shit human being who was possibly just a nice guy who was just misunderstood? Nope… pretty sure he's just a piece of shit. We also discuss The Ghoul Club appearing on True Detective, Kyle's desperation to have a ghost kneel on his neck, and our changing opinions on the death sentence.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Life. It's hard work sometimes, isn't it? And, according to Jennie, 'work' is doing anything you don't want to do, which - to be fair - is pretty accurate. In fact, H̶͍͗r̶̦̈́a̵̡͗t̴̥͝h̵̢̜̔á̸͈̰l̶̳͂ͅā̶͎̝ has been putting us through our paces lately and it's felt a lot like work.But the campfire never feels like work; just a fun space to share spooky stories. We start things this week with a story about being stood up by a creep, and then move on to a tale about stumbling upon something you probably weren't supposed to see. And, in this week's Paranormal Problem, an alien fungus wants to take our planet… and maybe break our hearts in the process.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shhh. We're in a quiet (and disgusting) place, trying to hold in our diarrhoea while monsters with super-hearing try and hunt us. Spoiler alert: We don't make it out alive.This week's stories are both tinged with something dark, demonic, and supernatural. We start with the life of Contessa Emanuel Adams, a woman who fell in love with a devil, became a stripper, and ultimately dedicated herself to fighting off demons. We also go back in time to the early 1910s in Seville, Spain, where a murder might have opened doors for something paranormal to step through.  We also talk dripping your naked body with wax, getting choked during sex, and… compensation… condensation… wait, that's it, constipation!We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dr. Livvy Gregson was afraid of a mummy's curse. Just two weeks after returning from Egypt with the sarcophagus, she ended up inside it herself… dead. Was she the victim of a paranormal curse? Or was it something more sinister?Join us as we do the police's job for them. Welcome to the first (and possibly last) episode of Ghoul Detectives.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're visiting Silent Hill 2gether this week (if you don't get that terrible pun, we're disowning you). Jennie might have been dead for years, but somehow she has returned. And it's a mystery we need to solv— actually, never mind. That guy with the pyramid head is actually kind of hot.In this week's stories, we're talking houses. The case of a house whose sinister energy and evil aura affected an entire neighbourhood, and a house that saw some horrific murders and bore witness to acts of evil.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a short (emergency) break, we're back! Kicking things off with an episode of Campfire Ghouls. Roasting marshmallows around the fire, sticking them in places that marshmallows are decidedly not supposed to go. It's all fun and games until someone's rectum gets scolded by molten sugar.We've got some great stories for you this week—the first is about a dog with some serious spiritual prowess, and the second is about what happens when you accidentally trap a phantom in your airing cupboard. And in today's Paranormal Problem, we're helping a woman reconnect with a phone sex partner who has probably been dead for centuries.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What happens when an exorcism turns into a sexorcism? Well, we think it's pretty simple. Things get steamy, sweaty, and a lost somewhere between science and superstition.Today's stories take us to some dark places. We begin with a family tragedy that isn't all it appears to be; and we end things with a story about arctic Alaska that goes well below freezing. We also discuss Kyle not knowing what films are suitable for children, why horror video games are scarier than horror movies, and teenage hormones.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don't ask Jennie what her job is, she doesn't want to talk about it. If you get her talking and ask her questions about it, she might just implode and die. But not before she has the honour of serving Her Majesty The Queen's corpse as a civil servant.Today's stories take us to the supermarket (yes, you read that right) where one woman's favourite shop is turned into an arena of nightmares. Then we move on to a newspaper article about how you can admire a woman's beauty moments before running her down with your horse drawn carriage. And in today's Paranormal Problem, we're warning our nemesis Pammy-Anne to stay away from Gwyneth Paltrow.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One of us is The Thing. And there's only one way to find out which one of us it us. But, if that fails, what do we do? Call it a day and go home? Or start scorching each other's privates?Today's episode starts with a story of spousal murder that isn't at all as simple as it seems, and ends with a story about stalking and dark obsession.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Creepy crawlies, curly wurlies, and an insectoid vagina. We've got it all in our intro inspired by Resident Evil 7's Dulvey Haunted House and the romance of Jack and Marguerite Baker. (P.S. We are the actors in the intro, we've just altered our voices using AI for comedy purposes)Today's stories have got everything you could wish for: Murder, conspiracy, gouging, and lesbian incest. We begin with the violence of the Papin Sisters before moving on to the mystery of the Philadelphia Experiment. We also discuss the consistency of eyeballs, getting deep-sixed, and insulting aliens.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Campfire Ghouls returns for our first episode of 2024! We've missed our Ghoul Clubbers and it's so good to be back. We've got two great stories for you this week: A group of friends gets lost in the woods, but not all is as it seems. And, in our second story, there's something seriously wrong with Dad. We're looking forward to having you with us! In this year's first Paranormal Problem, we're helping a man who may or may not be unwittingly guarding a secret laboratory.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A goat farm. An atheist farmer. A pious nun. Do these sound like the perfect elements for an arthouse horror film? Because that's what we're going for. And, honestly, we feel like we've hit the nail on the head with this one. But it's also the last Ghoul Club episode of 2023, so we've chosen some wild stories to close out the year! First, a grieving mother's mysterious death opens up questions of spirituality, thoughtform, and the dangers of isolation. In our second story, we're talking about the disappearance of an infant and the unbelievable events that unfold afterwards. We also discuss our highlights of the year, wishing we'd been kidnapped as infants, and when a hoax in the name of entertainment crosses a line.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Daphne Slits becomes winter caretaker at the isolated Underblind Hotel in Scotland, hoping to cure her relationship. She settles in along with her boyfriend, Eric, and the hotel's other residents. Over time, Daphne discovers the hotel's dark secrets and Eric begins to unravel into a homicidal maniac hell-bent on terrorising whoever gets in his way. With the return of Maud the Maid, the introduction of handsome teen Billy (and his grotesque little brother Danny), and a cameo from none other than Organ Free-Man, this is a Christmas Eve ghost story that shouldn't be missed.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ring ring. It's Billy. Just here to wish you a Merry (Black) Christmas. Today's episode harkens back to our themed episodes as we both focus on the festive season. We start out with the legend of Frau Perchta, the Christmas Witch. Hot and horny? No. Cruel and sadistic? Yes. We then move on to the heartwarming story of a family on a winter wonderland vacation together. Not scary enough? Well, here's a gift for you: It also involves murder. We also discuss Jennie's inability to lie, wild women with one big foot, and how mental health issues do not make you a villain.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jennie will not decisively say what's happening with the weather until she's certain that it's the general opinion of her peers. Wait, what is this podcast about? Oh, right, parroty tongues and bad kisses. And scary stories. Our first doesn't have a title so we've decided to call it 'Spooks and the City', a terrifying experience in a very swanky apartment. Our second story straddles the boundary between kinky and frightening, which suits us perfectly. And in this week's Paranormal Problem, we're helping the people of Barnstaple with the epidemic of evil twins who malformed into psychic tumours.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Final report of the commercial starship Ghoul Club, third officer reporting. The other members of the crew - Kyle, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash, and Captain Dallas - are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Jennie Bartle, last survivor of The Ghoul Club, signing off. Well, at least until we start this week's stories! The first is about the death of a Scottish girl who isn't prepared to leave her murder unsolved, and the second is about romantic obsession that isn't as sweet as it sounds. We also discuss getting punch-fucked, the immediate negative associations we get with priests, and the boundaries between romance and obsession.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We were temporarily spat out by Ḧ̷́͜r̶̆͜á̸̙ţ̴̀h̶͊ͅa̸̡̕ľ̸͜a̷̤͝ (the cosmic eldritch horror who has been hurling us across the multiverse), but it looks like we'll be back on that journey soon. In the meantime, we've got some stories to regale you with. Starting with a failed carjacking that turns suspiciously murdery, and ending with a 1600s whodunnit that has more twists and turns than a pulse-pounding waterslide. We also discuss full bush, juicy tasty buttocks, and Kyle being a meanie.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dry winter weather, Christmas specials, the nun, the back rooms, and bidets on your butthole. We're discussing it all in this week's campfire episode. We also tell a story that, at first glance, seems like it might be a sapphic lezzy romance but turns out to be something much more sinister. And in our second story, a grinning woman really deserves a good punch in the face. In this week's Paranormal Problem, we're defusing the stigma around necrophilia with a mentality of "waste not, want not."We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kyle's been in a car accident (not for real), but don't worry! Jennie has taken him in and she is devoted to restoring him to full health. If only she didn't hate his newest novel so much... Just what lengths will she go to in order to convince him to share the original manuscript? We've got a great pair of stories for you this week; one about the former house of a deceased serial killer, and another about murder at sea. We also discuss penis size, lesbian sex, and killing for boring reasons.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In 1990, British entomologist James Atherton captured two members of an aggressive, newly-discovered species of spider with lethally venomous fangs. Did he try to have sex with them? We don't know. But what we do know is what happened after this deadly species of arachnid made its way to Canaima, California and mated with a common house spider. Death. Lots of death. Maybe some sex… how can we be sure? Join us as we battle our greatest fear: Arachnophobia.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's something in the mist, and we can't quite tell if it's phallic or yonic. But either way, it's doing something for us. We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're jealous of Dracula's victims since we learned that he likes to shove things up the pussy. We're also a bit concerned about Skynet nuking humanity and taking over the planet. But of course, we're here to tell some spooky stories! And boy, oh boy, have we got some doozies. We start with a ghost (or a chocolate coma) trying to get someone in trouble. Then we move onto a story about Wales' version of the Loch Ness Monster, Teggie. In our Paranormal Problem, we're dealing with a short and thin penis that probably doesn't belong to a human.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She sees dead people. And maybe a spectral phallus or two. But what else would you expect from someone who gets so turned on by anal probes? That's why we're sating her lusty appetite by starting this week's episode with a dark mysterious story about potential alien abduction. Or government experiments, perhaps? Then we move on to a story about a mysterious murder that remains unsolved to this day. Maybe you'll have your own theories? We also discuss throats and asses, the pronunciation of the name Leonard, and using Groundhog Day to murder indiscriminately.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jennifer can finally see! But, after hearing what she's seeing, we're not sure she should have these eyeballs after all. Far from being scary, it seems like she's just having a bizarre surreal fever dream.We're starting off with a case that sounds all-too-familiar. An incel obsession that turns very dark very quickly. Then we're moving on to some disturbing letters that unravel into a strange, complex, and thoroughly interesting mystery. We also create a portmanteau, discuss the disappointment of mass murderers, and Jennie ruins spoilers about The Other Mrs Jordan.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello, Clarice. So good of you to come and join us here at The Ghoul Club. Don't be such a rube, Clarice. Come in. Sit down. Make yourself comfortable while I rustle up a little snack. We're talking about a haunted house this week; diving into the details of one family's experiences with an elusive and mischievous ghost. Then we talk about a tragic and entirely avoidable murder-by-negligence which leaves our blood boiling. We also discuss unique screams, fake births, and Jennie's twisted tongue.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Halloween! For our second ever Halloween Special we visited the bleak, beautiful, haunting landscape of Dartmoor. Home to myths, legends, and some truly terrifying stories. We visited the legendary grave of Kitty Jay to tell her story, but we also talk about devilish fireballs from hell, a malevolent hunter and his hounds, and another cursed grave. It might not be the terrifying episode we had hoped for, but we were certainly scared shitless.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Poor Steven and Meryl, all they wanted was to find a house they could retire in. Instead, they're being haunted by terrifying spectres! But at least Meryl is jizzing through her woollen skirt. We've got lots to talk about this week: From patricide committed by a pathological liar to the mysterious death of a woman who was convinced her house was haunted. We're also talking about Big Brian's big dick, small talk, and our growing irritation around sceptics.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back by the campfire! And we'll be here once a fortnight from now on. We've got some great stories for you tonight: One story about a dog that seems simple enough to begin with, but has such a twist that it blew both of our minds. Our second story sees a young girl confronted by a ghost who didn't count on one thing… politeness. And in this week's Paranormal Problem, a young gay man is faced with his doppelgänger. Whether this is an evil twin, a shapeshifter, or a parallel universe issue, we've got plenty of great advice for him.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It was time for a change. Think of this as The Ghoul Club's second incarnation, its "Season 2", its upgrade. Instead of focusing on a theme every week and telling informational researched stories, we're setting a simpler goal: To try and scare/spook/terrify each other and our listeners. But all the while keeping our cheeky, ribald, slutty, and downright offensive sense of humour. This is the first step into a new era. We're honoured to have you with us.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In possibly and probably the last of our traditional "themed" episodes, we're visiting haunted asylums! Don't worry, we're not going anywhere—we're just doing some feng shui around the clubhouse to make things fresh and exciting. But for now we've got an institution to escape from and a couple of stories to tell! We begin with Whittingham Hospital and some very… questionable medical practices, before delving into the haunting history of the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum. We also discuss the prospect of exploring a haunted asylum alone, wishing a child dead, and bringing chocolates to your relative…'s corpse.Although this is our final "researched" and "themed" episode, we're not going anywhere! We'll be back next week with some brand new upgrades. See you there ;)We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're not talking about the weather this week. We refuse to. However, we are talking about Autumn because we love it. SPOOKTOBER! Honestly, it's all very exciting. We're trying to be a little bit extra spooky this week in honour of this amazing time of year. Our stories this week consist of a sister's dreams of a ghostly figure, and a sighting of something inhuman at a Halloween party. And in this week's Paranormal Problem, we're helping a young gay slut figure out how to navigate a relationship with a Headless Horseman.We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.