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The Goblin Trashmasters

The Goblin Trashmasters is a weekly podcast focused on the experience of competitive Magic players. Development takes the spotlight, but there’s always time to have a bit of fun.

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  1. 148

    415 - Genetically Superior Reanimator

    The one where the Trashmasters, Anthony, Tye, and host-emeritus Sophie, discuss the standard reanimator deck with a focus on Superior Spider-Man and other notable cards. They delve into the strengths and strategies of the deck, highlighting notable cards like Superior Spider-Man and Awaken the Honored Dead. The episode explores the nuances of standard reanimator decks and their matchups while touching on the impact of new set releases on the format.

  2. 147

    413 - It's All Broccoli Math All the Way Down

    The one where the Trashmasters, Tye and Anthony, delve into the intricacies of the Simic Ouroboroid deck, its strategies, and gameplays. They analyze and discuss the mechanics and tactics of the deck, including its components like Jackal Genius Geneticist and Badgermole Cub. They also compare the Simic version of the deck to other potential Ouroboroid lists while debating the relevance and power dynamics of various cards and counterspells within these configurations.

  3. 146

    412 - Boomerang Abortion Basics

    The one where the Trashmasters, Tye and Anthony, discuss the controversy surrounding Seth Manfield's recent misplays during a high-stakes Magic the Gathering tournament. They dive into community reactions, rules enforcement, and personal opinions on the acceptability of takebacks at various competitive levels. The episode explores the balance between strict adherence to rules and the need for a more forgiving approach to promote enjoyment and learning within the game.

  4. 145

    411 - Don't You Dare Misgender That Chicken

    The one where the Trashmasters, Anthony and Tye, discuss what makes a healthy format in Magic the Gathering, with a focus on modern and standard formats. They celebrate the current state of the modern format, citing its diversity and player agency. They also discuss the upcoming standard season, their excitement, and the importance of balanced interaction and threats in determining a format's health. The conversation includes commentary on the Regional Championship coverage and amusing tangents about the Magic community.

  5. 144

    410 - Standard and General Distaste for AI Slop

    The one where the Trashmasters, Tye and Anthony, discuss the impact of recent bans and the unofficial rotation on the standard meta, offering a fresh look at old cards. They delve into their excitement for the new standard format, analyze the implications of M. Night Shyamalan's Avatar crossover set, and speculate on future deck dynamics. Notably, they emphasize the potential of underappreciated cards and discuss how certain mechanics like earth bending and water bending might shape the forthcoming meta.

  6. 143

    409 - Goodbye to the Format That Wasn't

    The one where the Trashmasters discuss the current state of Magic: The Gathering's standard format and the issues plaguing organized play. Tye, and Andy, and their guest analyze how frequent bannings and community-driven decisions have created a negative incentive structure. They ponder the impact of Commander-centric designs on standard sets and how this shift in focus has affected local tournament attendance. The episode also touches upon the high attendance rates of regional championships despite ongoing content creator and organizational challenges.

  7. 142

    408 - Italian Parliament-A$$ Format

    The one where the Trashmasters, with hosts Tye and Anthony, pivot from the Standard season to discuss the current state of Modern. They recount their experiences at a Korean barbecue, shout out to Jody Keith, and dive into topics like the diversity of the Modern meta, their recent game plays, and their opinions on various decks like Jeskai Blink, Amulet Titan, and prowess strategies. They also touch on the broader implications of Universes Beyond on standard and modern formats and share their frustrations with card design and balance.

  8. 141

    407 - Regional Championship Houston and Atraxa's Throwing Ass

    The one where the Trashmasters, featuring Kyle, Tye, and Anthony, discuss preparing for an RC, touching on the unpredictability of the metagame and effective strategies for modern decks. The episode humorously detours into talks about invasive pythons in Florida, the absurdity of food-related stories, and interesting life anecdotes. The group also engages in evaluating metagame trends and the importance of practice and peer review in honing competitive edges. Anthony gets the episode number wrong.

  9. 140

    406 - Mana Math Magic

    The one where the Trashmasters, led by Anthony and Tye, delve into the intricacies of building effective mana bases. They discuss the importance of enablers, shocks, and verges in the standard format, providing detailed mathematical frameworks for optimizing land choices. They highlight the challenges of three-color decks and how the absence of certain shock lands shapes the current meta, advocating for a strategic approach to brewing and tuning competitive decks.

  10. 139

    405 - Mr. Clean Magic Erasers Will Get Skid Mark Stains Out of A White Lifetime Chair

    The one where the Trashmasters, Anthony and Tye, discuss the concept of iterative improvements. They delve into their favorite methods for getting better at the game through practice and constructive debates. The conversation also touches on video games, like Hollow Knight and its sequel Silksong, comparing the nature of improvement in both Magic and video games. Along the way, they humorously navigate various tangents about gaming culture and personalities.

  11. 138

    404 - For the Love of God, Grade Us on a Curve

    The one where the Trashmasters, Anthony, Tye and Sophie, dive into Sophie's disdain for magic and their collective dislike for her. The conversation swerves from Lego construction to challenges with representing skin tones and Sophie's funny anecdote from a pediatric ward. They discuss why some players avoid playing the best deck in Magic, touching on ego, card availability, and playstyle preferences. Tye and Anthony share insights on recent tournaments and deck choices, while Sophie reflects on her non-magic related hobbies and their influence on gameplay.

  12. 137

    403 - Spellslinger Piles and Savory Crepes

    The one where the Trashmasters, Tye and Anthony, dive deep into the current Standard format, focusing on the dominant Vivi Cauldron deck. They explore the deck's core components, winning strategies, and interactions that make it a powerhouse. They also discuss how to counter the deck effectively, whether with tech cards or alternative strategies. Alongside, they talk about the upcoming B&R announcement and its potential impact on the metagame.

  13. 136

    402 - Counterspells, Cat Mischief, and Cement BBLs

    The one where the Trashmasters, Anthony and Ty, dissect why control decks are overperforming in the current standard RCQ season, dominated by Vivi Cauldron strategies. They dive into discussions about key card combinations, the relevance of control cards like Elspeth Storm Slayer, and the inherent assurance of facing predictable threats in a 'solved' format. They also muse over various control decks across different formats and the unique quirks of playing with specific niche cards.

  14. 135

    401 - Smells Like Low Tide: A Standard Sunrise Episode

    The one where the Trashmasters, Anthony and new co-host Ty, kick off Season 4 with a Standard Sunrise episode, discussing their excitement for the new standard RCQ season and reflections on its changes. They talk about the challenges in finding certain cards and the importance of well-organized tournaments. The episode also delves into their goals for improvement and the strategies they plan to use.

  15. 134

    346 - Kyle's RC Debut and the Whinging of Talentless Rubes Over Homie Scoops

    The one where the Trashmasters discuss Kyle's preparation for his first Regional Championship Qualifier (RCQ). Kyle and Anthony dive into strategies and the importance of discussions and intentional playtesting. They examine the impact of community and support in improving gameplay, alongside the benefits and pitfalls of 'homie scoops'. The episode also highlights the critical evaluation of card choices during practice, emphasizing the meticulous approach needed for competitive play.

  16. 133

    345 - Crabs and Cat-Girls' Modern Sunset on the Orange Carpet (Fit check, Nerds))

    The one where the Trashmasters wave goodbye to the modern season, reflect on their experiences, and discuss personal growths in Magic the Gathering. Anthony, Sophie, and Andy review the WNBA All-Star Weekend orange carpet outfits.

  17. 132

    344 - Sophie Hates Star Wars Because of "Woke" (Green Day Ruins NRG Minny)

    The one where the Trashmasters, Sophie and Anthony, discuss the state of organized play in Magic the Gathering. They delve into issues like the perceived value of tournaments, Nerd Rage Games' recent struggles with event planning, and the importance of making events feel significant. They also go off on tangents about women's sports, the WNBA All-Star game, and why baseball players aren't attractive.

  18. 131

    343 - The Social Karnstruct of Big Fish in Small Mirrorpools

    The one where the Trashmasters, Anthony, Sophie, and Andy, discuss the responsibilities of grinders when occupying FNM-type casual spaces within their local communities. They tackle the concept of being a medium fish in a small pond and share various anecdotes that illustrate their experiences, both positive and negative, in fostering a supportive and competitive environment. The episode also touches on the ethical implications of game behaviors and maintaining a respectful demeanor, even when results don’t go as planned.

  19. 130

    342 - Ivan Ooze, the Jewish-Coded Power Rangers Villain (I'm Glad Your Son is Dead))

    The one where the Trashmasters—Sophie, Anthony, and Andy—delve into cost-effective strategies for managing Magic: The Gathering accessories, especially sleeves. They share personal anecdotes and tips on buying sleeves in bulk, the durability of different sleeve brands, and their varying preferences for deck boxes. The discussion highlights how competitive players can inadvertently spend large sums on accessories and offers practical advice on how to mitigate these expenses while maintaining necessary game standards.

  20. 129

    341 - Roomba Cats and Boros Chats

    The one where the Trashmasters, featuring Andy, Sophie, and Anthony, dive into Boros Energy, discussing its viability in modern play and its performance in recent tournaments. They debate card choices, sideboarding strategies, and share personal anecdotes from their gaming experiences. The episode also covers the regional differences in metagames, the impact of new card modifications, and amusing real-life interactions.

  21. 128

    340 - Every A$$hole's a Bowl

    The one where the Trashmasters dive into the dynamics of Goryo's Vengeance in Modern with Anthony, Kyle and Andy. They discuss deck composition, gameplay strategies, and matchups in the current meta, including the role of various cards like Psychic Frog. They also share humorous anecdotes about past tournaments and unconventional playing locations. Despite some tangents into personal stories and other games, the episode remains focused on Magic: The Gathering and the intricacies of playing with Goryo's Vengeance. (We promise)

  22. 127

    339 - No Magic, Know Joy

    The one where the Trashmasters, Anthony and Sophie, discuss the concept of 'No Magic Sundays' and the importance of taking breaks from Magic: The Gathering. They share personal anecdotes about avoiding Sunday rage drafts and exploring local attractions in various cities during Magic weekends. The duo also touch on recent travel experiences and dealing with frustrating gameplay moments, emphasizing the joy of balancing Magic with other life experiences.

  23. 126

    338 - Together, We're Gonna Make Poor People Eat Spiders on Television for Money

    The one where the Trashmasters, Anthony and Sophie, explain how to use resources like mtgtop8.com to analyze the shifting popularity of staple removal spells across a format. They discuss how understanding the prevalence and types of removal spells can help players predict which decks are poised to succeed in upcoming weekends. By examining the most-played removal spells, they provide insights on making informed deck-building and deck selection decisions.

  24. 125

    337 - Motorcycle Noises and Chicky Tendies

    The one where the Trashmasters, Anthony and Sophie, discuss the various nuances of dining out during Magic: The Gathering trips. They explore the importance of setting expectations, choosing appropriate restaurants, and handling checks effectively. Along the way, they touch on the etiquette of treating waitstaff, how to avoid leftovers woes, and the dynamics of dining with a group of Magic players.

  25. 124

    336 - Man Overboard

    The one where the Trashmasters, led by Sophie and Anthony, delve into the concept of over sideboarding in Magic: The Gathering. They discuss the pitfalls of adjusting decks too heavily for specific matchups and the importance of understanding game plans. The episode is peppered with anecdotes about pets, mythical creatures, and a deep dive into the most commonly overplayed sideboard cards.

  26. 123

    335 - Modern Trash Talk

    The one where the Trashmasters, Anthony, Sophie, and Kyle, discuss a variety of topics, including their experiences with playing Modern Magic, particularly focusing on the meta and the best strategies for the current RCQ season. They delve into their favorite decks, matchups, and encounters with other Magic players. The episode also features tangents about NHL playoffs, Stanley Cup history, personal anecdotes from the hosts, and their perspectives on various aspects of life and gaming culture.

  27. 122

    334 - When Mailbags Unravel: Tales from the Sinkhole

    The one where the Trashmaster delves into listener emails, addressing various questions and topics from the Trashmasters community. Insights, anecdotes, and even the occasional roast can be heard in this mailbag episode where Anthony answers your questions... eventually. (Seriously, some of these emails have been totally ignored for more than a year)

  28. 121

    333 - When Magic Doesn't Cut the Mustard

    The one where the Trashmasters talk about recognizing when to step back from your hobbies instead of burning out and rage quitting. Jamie co-hosts and shares personal experiences about juggling Magic with other life priorities and how stepping back can sometimes be the healthiest option.

  29. 120

    332 - Modern Predictions and the Philly Cheese Steak Corporation Conspiracy

    The one where the Trashmasters dive into the controversial topic of banning cards in Modern. Kyle and Anthony debate the potential ban of Underworld Breach, the ripple effects this could have on the meta, and whether additional cards like Eldrazi Temple should also face the axe. They reflect on modern's power level, what unbans might shake up the format, and why True-Name Nemesis could be a game-changer. As always, they blend in plenty of humor and some wild tangents.

  30. 119

    331 - Sleeves, Spreadsheets, and Spontaneous Baking with Tye

    The one where the Trashmasters delve into cube drafting with guest cohost Tye, discussing the intricacies of designing a cube, optimal strategies, and sleeve recommendations. They also cover the differences between static and triggered abilities and how to make cards feel essential within a cube's unique format.

  31. 118

    330 - Don't Dye (your hair in a post-breakup crashout) Just Yet: RC Charlotte Reflections and the Mysterious Tale of the All-Purpose Party Opening

    The one where the Trashmasters discuss what happened at RC Charlotte, why Sophie missed it, and delve into various tangents including the kidnapping of Roger Rabbit, neurotypical vs autistic interactions, and Linux setups. They also analyze how certain decks performed, the emotional aftermath of RC failures, and provide humorous anecdotes from their trip. Diana Taurasi's retirement and LeBron James' dedication to basketball make a notable appearance, alongside the importance of avoiding hasty decisions post-tournament disappointment.

  32. 117

    329 - Magic Internet Discourse in the Era of West Elm Caleb

    The one where the Trashmasters discuss being responsible with language on the internet, the repercussions of online shaming, and the importance of verifying facts before joining online discussions. The episode also features humorous commentary on various figures and situations, and ends with reflections on a recent going-away party for Sophie.

  33. 116

    328 - Getting Ready for Your First RC and Mass-produced Lasagna Myths

    The one where the Trashmasters talk about getting ready for RC Charlotte, discussing everything from card choices, gameplay prep, to lodging and travel logistics. If you’re gearing up for a regional championship, this episode covers all the essentials to ensure you’re well-prepared and stress-free, or as stress-free as you can before you play 2 days of the highest-stakes Magic of your life.

  34. 115

    327 - 2 Girls, 1 Deckbox

    The one where the Trashmasters delve into the intricacies of Magic: the Gathering accessories, discussing the essential aspects of sleeves, tokens, dice, playmats, lifepads, boogie boards, and deck boxes. They explore different storage options and highlight the importance of budgeting for these items. The episode also covers their personal preferences for specific brands like Dragon Shields and Game Genic, and touches on the environmental impact of accessories.

  35. 114

    326 - Traveling Trashmasters and the Ceiling Titty Conundrum

    The one where the Trashmasters have a full house and the Council of Gays assembled to discuss the logistics and experiences of traveling for events. They dive into sleeping arrangements, varying travel styles, and the different preferences between driving and flying. From skimping on accommodations to living luxuriously, the Trashmasters explore how different approaches can impact the overall experience. Insights on navigating airports, group dynamics, and even a quirky cheesecake analogy wrap up this episode.

  36. 113

    325 - Breach Deck Babbles and Denny's Debauchery with Kyle

    The one where the Trashmasters discuss the recent European and Canadian RC results, and make predictions about the forthcoming American RCs, highlighting popular decks, surprising results, and emerging strategies.

  37. 112

    324 - Judging: An Only Mostly Unhinged State of the Union

    The one where the Trashmasters discuss magic judging and analyze a recent incident at Grand Prix Atlanta, diving into the complexities of tournament rulings and the impact of the judge's decisions on the game's outcome.

  38. 111

    323 - Borrowing Cards and the Buttplug Named Morality Filter

    The one where the Trashmasters dive into borrowing and lending cards. From outlining the proper etiquette in card lending situations to sharing some harrowing tales of lost and damaged decks, they cover it all. They emphasize the importance of clear communication between the lender and borrower while relaying laugh-out-loud experiences involving misplaced cards, unexpected house guests, and absurd lending fail tales. Music Credit: Fyne Chyna - Roll Up

  39. 110

    322 - Unexpected Item In Bagging Area: The Small-Town RCQ Survival Guide

    The one where the Trashmasters navigate safety concerns and practical preparations for attending small town RCQs, sharing their thoughts on problematic personalities, the importance of bringing your own supplies, and the pitfalls of dealing with stores that might not be prepared for large events.

  40. 109

    321 - Sophie Hates the Goblin Trashmasters and Everyone Hates BD's Mongolian Grill

    The one where the Trashmasters discuss the importance of fostering community growth through playtesting, contrasting attitudes in learning, and how to manage negative player environments. Andy shares his frustrations with local attitudes while reflecting on positive and negative experiences at weeklies — punctuated with a little therapy session and some humor about Sophie’s absence and near universal human disdain for BD's Mongolian Grill.

  41. 108

    320 - Dimir Midrange is the Sauce

    The one where the Trashmasters engage in a lively debate over whether 'sauce' refers to Dimir midrange or something more culinary. A detailed evaluation of Dimir tempo/midrange deck in Standard ensues, with discussions about key cards like Kaito, Faerie Mastermind, and enduring curiosity. They cover various matchups, including Golgari Midrange, Mono White Control, and the struggles against red aggro. There's plenty of banter, wild stories, and gushing about favorite cards as they navigate the current meta trends and card synergies.

  42. 107

    319 - Standard Prepping While Navigating Syphilis and Bad Basics

    The one where the Trashmasters discuss key strategies for preparing for an upcoming standard event, including understanding the meta, managing card availability, practicing effectively using tools like Arena, and ensuring you have all necessary materials ready for the event day. They also dive into the dynamics of group preparation for major tournaments and insights on focusing on objectively powerful cards for competitive play.

  43. 106

    318 - Mastering Control Decks and the Curious Case of Goose Estrogen

    The one where the Trashmasters dive into the intricacies of standard control decks, discussing concepts of mana efficiency, the balance between card advantage and card selection, and the significance of inevitability in securing wins. They also touch on aspects of playing against and with control decks, the impact of extraction effects, and explore practical tips for managing time and interactions in matches.

  44. 105

    317 - Trickery Techniques and Sleight of Hand Extravaganza

    The one where the Trashmasters discuss cheating in various forms, from marked cards and palming to drawing extra cards. They explore common scenarios, how to recognize them, and how to protect yourself from being cheated.

  45. 104

    316 - Hasty Hits and Gruul Grit

    The one where the Trashmasters dive deep into Gruul prowess decks. They analyze mana bases, key card choices, and common play patterns, emphasizing how to make optimal plays and avoid pitfalls. They also discuss matchups against other prevalent decks in the current meta, touching on the importance of understanding the core components that make Gruul decks work.

  46. 103

    315 - The Art of Not Breaking the Bank: Early Standard Insights and Advice

    The one where the Trashmasters dive into recent Standard results and methods to avoid financial pitfalls while playing Standard, with added commentary on music, AI, and politics.

  47. 102

    314 - Jeffrey Epstein Would Never: Pis Aller and Tactical Pillows

    The one where the Trashmasters talk about the concept of Pis Aller, share personal anecdotes related to challenging Magic situations, and delve into the daily struggles of dealing with medication shortages and bureaucratic hurdles in healthcare.

  48. 101

    313 - Return of the Kyle: A Standard Sunrise Spectacle!

    The one where the Trashmasters discuss the upcoming Standard season, including mechanics and interactions, specific card choices and strategies, and various deck archetypes. They bring back host emeritus, Kyle, to talk about various midrange decks, including Overlords and Golgari Ramp, and talk in depth about analyzing some of the crazier individual card interactions that can make or break your season.

  49. 100

    312 - Modern Sunset: Dog Wipes and Season's End Shenanigans

    The one where the Trashmasters reflect on the end of the Modern season, sharing their thoughts on notable events like the WNBA coaching layoffs, Tina Turner musicals, and cringe-worthy tournament mishaps. They dive into meta discussions, expressing their frustrations with card bans and Modern Horizons reprints. The episode wraps up with nostalgia and a look ahead to the upcoming Standard season, filled with predictions and expectations.

  50. 99

    311 - Frenzies, Feet, and the Saga of Standards Stretched Too Long

    The one where the Trashmasters dive into the impacts of recent changes in competitive formats, the wild scenes of NYC celebrations during the WNBA finals, and the emotional ride of New York Liberty fans. They discuss the potential future of Standard and Modern, the discontinuation of Pioneer, and the persistent dominance of Standard. There's a humorous debate on the value and future of notable cards like Lightning Bolt and Shieldred, reflections on player burnout, affordability of decks, and funny moments from store championships and encounters with celebrities. Audio Credit to Maiya the Don: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e74UxPxA9TQ

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The Goblin Trashmasters is a weekly podcast focused on the experience of competitive Magic players. Development takes the spotlight, but there’s always time to have a bit of fun.

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