All Episodes
The Goblin Trashmasters — 148 episodes
415 - Genetically Superior Reanimator
413 - It's All Broccoli Math All the Way Down
412 - Boomerang Abortion Basics
411 - Don't You Dare Misgender That Chicken
410 - Standard and General Distaste for AI Slop
409 - Goodbye to the Format That Wasn't
408 - Italian Parliament-A$$ Format
407 - Regional Championship Houston and Atraxa's Throwing Ass
406 - Mana Math Magic
405 - Mr. Clean Magic Erasers Will Get Skid Mark Stains Out of A White Lifetime Chair
404 - For the Love of God, Grade Us on a Curve
403 - Spellslinger Piles and Savory Crepes
402 - Counterspells, Cat Mischief, and Cement BBLs
401 - Smells Like Low Tide: A Standard Sunrise Episode
346 - Kyle's RC Debut and the Whinging of Talentless Rubes Over Homie Scoops
345 - Crabs and Cat-Girls' Modern Sunset on the Orange Carpet (Fit check, Nerds))
344 - Sophie Hates Star Wars Because of "Woke" (Green Day Ruins NRG Minny)
343 - The Social Karnstruct of Big Fish in Small Mirrorpools
342 - Ivan Ooze, the Jewish-Coded Power Rangers Villain (I'm Glad Your Son is Dead))
341 - Roomba Cats and Boros Chats
340 - Every A$$hole's a Bowl
339 - No Magic, Know Joy
338 - Together, We're Gonna Make Poor People Eat Spiders on Television for Money
337 - Motorcycle Noises and Chicky Tendies
336 - Man Overboard
335 - Modern Trash Talk
334 - When Mailbags Unravel: Tales from the Sinkhole
333 - When Magic Doesn't Cut the Mustard
332 - Modern Predictions and the Philly Cheese Steak Corporation Conspiracy
331 - Sleeves, Spreadsheets, and Spontaneous Baking with Tye
330 - Don't Dye (your hair in a post-breakup crashout) Just Yet: RC Charlotte Reflections and the Mysterious Tale of the All-Purpose Party Opening
329 - Magic Internet Discourse in the Era of West Elm Caleb
328 - Getting Ready for Your First RC and Mass-produced Lasagna Myths
327 - 2 Girls, 1 Deckbox
326 - Traveling Trashmasters and the Ceiling Titty Conundrum
325 - Breach Deck Babbles and Denny's Debauchery with Kyle
324 - Judging: An Only Mostly Unhinged State of the Union
323 - Borrowing Cards and the Buttplug Named Morality Filter
322 - Unexpected Item In Bagging Area: The Small-Town RCQ Survival Guide
321 - Sophie Hates the Goblin Trashmasters and Everyone Hates BD's Mongolian Grill
320 - Dimir Midrange is the Sauce
319 - Standard Prepping While Navigating Syphilis and Bad Basics
318 - Mastering Control Decks and the Curious Case of Goose Estrogen
317 - Trickery Techniques and Sleight of Hand Extravaganza
316 - Hasty Hits and Gruul Grit
315 - The Art of Not Breaking the Bank: Early Standard Insights and Advice
314 - Jeffrey Epstein Would Never: Pis Aller and Tactical Pillows
313 - Return of the Kyle: A Standard Sunrise Spectacle!
312 - Modern Sunset: Dog Wipes and Season's End Shenanigans
311 - Frenzies, Feet, and the Saga of Standards Stretched Too Long
310 - Ratchet Bitches, C***in, Amalia, Aquafina: Let's Chat About How to Not Lose Your Mind Playing 8 RCQs a Month
309 - Modern Boros Energy (We are Amped [Raptor] as fuck for the WNBA Finals)
308 - Kyle Talks Duskmourn's Art Direction and Design
307 - Correctly Being Right (Or Rightly Being Correct?)
306 - Straight Lines and Crooked Metaphors: Navigating Magic's Buzzwords
305 - Being a Good Opponent (But Not to Shannon Sharpe)
304 - Don't Be a Creature with Menace While Ingesting Your Halo in Caldaia
303 - Bans
302 - The Strike Rat's Divorce Manual: Calling It Quits with Your Game Store
301 - Going Goblin Mode
247 - The "Good Season" - Season 2 Finale
246 - Hot Bird Summer: A Modern Sunrise Episode
245 - Pioneer Sunset: From Kumano to Kiora, One Last Time
244 - Permutation Pandemonium: Shuffling, Science, and the Search for Fair Play
243 - TCGPlayer: The Trashfire We Love to Hate
242 - Sleep Deprivation and Uncrustables: The Magic Player’s Survival Guide (w/ PT MH3 Fantasy Draft)
241 - DreamHack’s Swan Song: Charles’ Tournament Triumphs and Tangents
240 - Welcome to the Grind: A Beginner's Guide to Not Sucking and other Tales
239 - Player Arrangements (A C**ty Pretzel)
238 - Deck Registration Errors
237 - Get Ready to Learn Japanese, Buddy: Non-English Cards and You
236 - Buffalo Chicken Dip C********us
235 - The Wild and Wonderful World of Signed Cards
234 - Car Rides: The Firehouse Has 0 Mouths, Actually
233 - Sportsmanship: The Tangible Benefits of Not Being a Piece of S**t
232 - $30 Vintage for AspiringAspiringSpikes
231 - Prerelease: For Fun and Profit (Except Never for Profit)
230 - Bad Matchups
229 - Pioneer Sunrise with Standy Stackenewerth
228 - Standard Sunset Episode
227 - Motivation Fluctuates, Consistency Accumulates
226 - UW Control
225 - The Jersey Devil is In the Details: The Self-Serving Bias and Magic and You
224 - Evaluating New Cards
223 - Angle-Shooting and Alka-Seltzer Plus' Bitch-Ass Red Brother
222 - Domain Control
221 - The Anatomy of Casting a Spell
220 - The Gap
219 - GB Rock and the Time Anthony Tackled Jeff Van Gundy
218 - The Fajitas Model of Organized Play
217 - UW Flash, Bloom's Taxonomy, and the Casey Anthony Trial
216 - Back to Basics (MTG Arena Edition)
215 - Long-Term Plans
214 - Standard Sunrise Episode
213 - Modern Sunset Episode
212 - Discovery//Dispersal
211 - What's a Format Staple, Anyway?
210 - Where Are You Now?
209 - Mishra's Bauble 101: Jace, Architect of Thotties with Bugattis
208 - In-Game Communication
207 - Thoughtseize 101: The Ring of Power-Bottom
206 - Art and Design in Magic
205 - Developing Your Local Community
204 - In-Game Arbitrage (Unsuccessfully Being Dragged Out of the Costco)
203 - Line-Up Theories, Big and Small
202 - Information Leaks and Chad Michael Murray's Horrendous Cumberbund
201 - Scammin' All Over Your Face
140 - Cheers to the End of a Great First Season!
139 - The Yawgfather
138 - Modern Sunrise Episode
137 - Pioneer Sunset Episode
136 - Don't Count the Broccolis: Loops and Mono Green Devotion
135 - Go Flumph Yourself: Saving Money in Magic
134 - Open Decklists and Karate Trophies
133 - Pauper, the Dumpster Format
132 - Sizzlin' Sideboards, Batman!
131 - More Minotaury, Extra Horns
130 - Breaking Serve
129 - At Least With Arboreal Grazer, It's All Hand Stuff
128 - Where's the Gaak?!
127 - For the Wind: An Aspiring FNM End-Boss's Pioneer Progress Report
126 - Boros Convoke
125 - Say It to Yourself in Reid Duke's Voice
124 - Tim Curry is Too Sexy in Minecraft
123 - You and Shakira, Both
122 - Spaghetti is Always Acceptable
121 - House of Dracula, Monster Model Museum
120 - Jackie Robinson Was Not In Water World
119 - What if Me and Gravity Kissed on the Tilt-A-Whirl. JK... Unless...
118 - The Down to Clown Umbrella
117 - Marc Chagall and WWII-Era Formalism in a Magic Context (and some really long pop-punk track titles (Don't F**k with K-Pop Fans))
116 - A Car Version of Jamie Lee Curtis
115 - Teferi, Byronic Hero of Dominaria
114 - It's Broccoli Time, Bitches
113 - Polygamously Married to the Ephemeral Spirit of the Fictional Character, Severus Snape
112 - Lebron Swanson
111 - The Gentleman's Splash
110 - The Shittiest Power Rangers
109 - The Commander Episode (Not a Good Sport)
108 - Tyvar, Jubilant Baller
107 - The Nikachu Episode (My Tundra Has a Thumb-Hole)
106 - It's a Good Spiral
105 - Why Are There Teeth in My Pocket?
104 - Billy Eichner, the Golden Boy
103 - I'm a Slut for Aquariums
102 - The Sapir-Whorf Infiltrator
101 - Never Stop
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