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The Half & Half Podcast
by Half & Half Podcast
Two guys who don’t even drink coffee but thought the name was funny.
Episodes
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183| Tighten Your End, Blue Your Balls, & Keep Pounding
The boys are back with a new episode as we hit fall (everyone is happy) to talk about football (not everyone is happy) as we hit the quarter mark of the NFL season. This one is straight football talk, from a look around the league to the state of the Panthers and Giants to the latest on the...
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182| Grifting 101: Pick & Troll
The boys are back with a, somewhat outdated, but still important discussion about grifting interfering with the WNBA. Then the fellas look at one of the worst tier lists of all time, coming straight from the top. Timestamps and links are below as usual. Enjoy! Timestamps Celebrity Death & Legacy...
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ACF 12| Embarking on The Podyssey
The movie man emerges yet again to talk about the journey of the summer, and possibly, of the year. With the typical H&H duo on deck, set sail on this audio podcast odyssey...a podyssey if you will. Timestamps and links below as usual, enjoy! Timestamps Intro and a Blockbuster Summer (0:00-6:24)...
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181| Shooting Webs on LeBrodysseus
The boys are back to discuss the hero's journey home that is sweeping the nation...LeBron has found a new home in Philadelphia (well technically in NYC but he'll play for Philly)! After that, in honor of the new Spider-Man movie, Aidan hosts a mini game-show about the deleted scenes of Sony's...
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180| The Royal Podcast Unction
Two episodes in a row eh? Not bad at all, hopefully it isn't all downhill from here. Anyways, the fellas discuss both the "interesting" politics and age of the top podcasts on the charts and then transition to talking about an old but classic tale, LeBron's free agency decision. Timestamps and...
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179| Separating the Cream Yields a Podcast
*Tap* *Tap* Ok good, this thing still works. The boys are separated but, fortunately or unfortunately for the world, that means they are back making content! There's a bit of good ol' banter that evolves into the main topic for this episode. Finally, the episode closes with some victorious sports...
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178| Live From Milano: Chuds on Ice
Aidan and Vasanth are late (surprise surprise) to Winter Olympics talk but still want to chat about memorable moments and the whole US Hockey situation. Then the fellas decide to face a surprisingly long quiz to find out what the true Creamer Pokémon is. There's also some movie talk to start off...
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177| ICE Out and Spice Up
This episode opens with Aidan and Vasanth talking about the two murders by ICE in Minnesota along with discussion of the abuse of power demonstrated by ICE agents and the admin deploying and supporting them. This is a more serious conversation, but both hosts felt it was necessary to discuss. The...
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176| I'm the Problem (I Recorded a 2.5 Hour 2025 Recap)
The boys are back with a condensed...relatively speaking...recap of 2025's music and movies! The best, worst, and mostly eh of entertainment from the past year. Timestamps and links are below, enjoy! Timestamps Intro (0:00 - 5:41) The Meh-sic of 2025 (5:46 - 1:24:09) Waste of a Screen to Silver...
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175| Use Code CREAMERS
...so the store was out of milk. The boys are back before the empowered lady sings on the year of 2025. Today they tackle the one thing even their unsponsored selves would never get involved with...gambling. Timestamps and links below as usual, enjoy! Intro From Drew Gooden Timestamps Intro &...
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174| Heard the Creamers Moved Up the Street
They're not dead! What better reason to come back to the mic than to discuss Pusha T & the return of legendary hip-hop duo Clipse...and some hater energy for the summer. Timestamps and links below as usual, enjoy! Timestamps Intro & Banter (0:00-3:00) Mr. Khalil's Bad Deal is Bad for Everyone…
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173| Evil People Are In Your Walls (& Government)
There's some fun and banter to be had, but for a bulk of the episode the guys dive into a more serious matter. The conversation around Mahmoud Khalil needs to be had, and the scary precedent it could set for a truly evil admin warrants discussion. This is a more serious episode, so if that's not...
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172| The Government Is a Leaky Garbodor
The boys return to chat about leaks galore! From matters of national security like new Pokémon leaks to trifling matters like leaked war plans and government group chats. It's a Leakers Special, enjoy! Timestamps and links below as usual. Intro Audio - Man on the Lakers Timestamps Intro & Aidan's...
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171| A Tortured Brutalist's Confession
The fellas are back to talk about the golden statuette convention, but before that...Vasanth needs to come clean about something. We hope you guys can forgive him and trust us going forward. As usual, timestamps and links are below,. Intro Audio from Jojas Timestamps Intro & A Swift Apology From…
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170| The Anatomy of a Halftime Show
The fellas are finally back with a new logo, new energy, and the same old high-grade podcast yapping! In this episode they discuss Kendrick's halftime show for the big game, talk about Drake's direction going forward, and put together an on-topic tier list. As usual, timestamps and links are…
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ACF 11| You Thought You Was The Red One? (feat. Jason Peters)
The fellas aren't dead...yet. Back with a late Christmas gift featuring our annual collaborator, Jason of (many things) 2100 Podcast! Links and the usual stuff below. Enjoy! Links Follow Jason! Listen to 2100 Podcast! Spotify...
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169| Most Offensive/Racist Song Bracket
The fellas are back with a new bracket with songs that have us asking...why would you make this? Join Aidan and Vasanth as they bully these artists and their racist or offesnive creations in The Most Racist/Offensive Songs Bracket. Who will be crowned the Ultimate Racist and sent to sensitivity...
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168| Drinking the Cow's Cup of Piss Lemonade
The boys ask you take your hats off as we lay media to rest...and if you stick around afterwards we will have a viewing party of Saucy Smackdown hosted by Mario Lopez sponsored by Chic-fil-a. As usual, timestamps and links are below. Enjoy! Intro Audio by kobyshinobi Timestamps RIP to Da Movies...
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167| Walz Around a Ring of Lies
The boys are back to talk about the coronation of the Midwest Princess and a boxing controversy based on...nothing and transphobia. Moreover, they discuss the next great streaming service you haven't heard of. As usual, timestamps and links are below. Enjoy! Intro Clip by Chase U on TikTok...
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166| Getting KO'd by a Coconut
The fellas talk about the only thing they really can talk about...brats and coconuts. Discussion about Kamala's impending bid for presidency and how the guys think she's got a pretty good chance at winning. Additionally, there's a touch of Cody Ko talk at the end. As usual, timestamps and links…
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165| *PANTING SOUNDS*...#freegiancarlo
So...show's not over yet folks. The boys are BACK (in town) to quick hit on some topics in a new segment and chat a little bit about what they've had going on during their month-ish hiatus. As usual, timestamps and links are below. Enjoy! Timestamps Banter and #freegiancarlo (0:00-26:08)…
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164| The Creamers Are Tortured (feat. Lindsey)
The guys are back with friend of the show and Swift Scholar Lindsey to break down the latest T-Swift offering, The Tortured Poets Department. Timestamps and links below, enjoy! Timestamps Taylor Swift Lore Seminar (0:00-26:48) Faculty Review: The Tortured Poets Department (26:57-End) Links...
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163| This Is My Diss-ertation
The fellas are back to walk through and tier list the various tracks that have come out (so far?) in the Drake vs. Kendrick feud, plus a couple fun additions. Timestamps and links below, enjoy! Warning that as part of this discussion, topics like domestic violence, pedophilia, and sexual deviancy...
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162| Nobody Attended His Diss Track Release Party
The fellas are back to discuss Draft Day takes that have already aged poorly and diss track discourse that is already behind...man these guys are slow. Links and timestamps below as usual, enjoy! Timestamps Draft Day & Aidan's Dream World (0:00-33:45) Drake, K-Dot, and The Industry (Pre-Euphoria)...
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161| LIVE FROM...A Chicago Hotel Room
The boys have taken the show on the road and are coming to you live from the AC Hotel in Chicago...with an audience of NONE. The banter about their trip thus far and talk about letting the Juice get loose for one last time. Links and timestamps below as usual, enjoy! Timestamps Milwaukee &…
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ACF 10| Imaginary, Like the People Who Saw This
Aidan's show is back from buying some Marlboro Reds, that's right it's a new Aidan's Cine-Files! Listen to Aidan drive to, drive from, and review Imaginary. This movie is definitely real and totally came out this year...right?! Links and timestamps below as usual, enjoy! Timestamps What's the…
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160| A Tainted Scoop is Bad Business
Aidan & Vasanth are back for a chill episode involving Aidan's pact, Russell Wilson's sandwich, and receiving love from Jason Peters & Bad Business at Chafa Town. Links and timestamps below as usual, enjoy! Timestamps Banter & a Tragic Tale of Ice Cream (0:00-27:07) Shop Talk: Bad Business &...
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159| Never Surrender the Jasmine Tea
The fellas are back to talk about poor presidential sneakers, bad presidential products, and the hollow nature of live action adaptations. Timestamps and relevant links are below, enjoy! Intro from Avatar The Last Airbender (The Animated Series) Timestamps Banter, Guitar Strings, & Stagnancy...
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158| Crying At Midnight in My Pink Tux-sweater
The boys are finally in 2024 and return to host another segment of Half & Half's dishonorable award show: Crying Over Spilled Milk! The guys talk through some nominees for the worst, dumbest, and completely inconsequential moment from January. Timestamps and relevant links are below, enjoy! Intro...
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157| Braving a Sunburn for My Dogs
The boys are back to wrap up the other side of the 2023 albums coin and discuss their WORST albums of the past year. See what the guys really disliked from the past year and compare it with your own personal trauma from music in 2023. Timestamps and relevant links are below, enjoy! Intro based on...
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156| This Is Why the Hoes Are Bewitched
The boys are back in town for another installment of their Top Albums from last year (2023 edition of course)! See what the guys really liked from the past year and compare it with your own personal top album picks. Timestamps and relevant links are below, enjoy! Intro from Gabriel Gundacker...
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ACF 09| Aidan Will Not Go Silently Into the Night (feat. Jason Peters)
Aidan dusts off the old Cine-Files once again for a Half & Half holiday tradition. Joined by H&H co-host Vasanth and special guest, content maker, life coach, and flex-god Jason Peters. The holiday gang dives into the cult classic "Silent Night, Deadly Night" from 1984. Timestamps and relevant...
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155| Screaming Genocide Gets You The Thanos Schnapp
Aidan and Vasanth are back to talk Creamers' Choice and the double standard in show-biz around Israel-Palestine. As usual, we're continuing to include links to various resources to help with relevant issues. We hope this will help direct you guys in the right direction if you need a place to…
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154| It's A Rap for Creativity, Another Bracket
Aidan and Vasanth are back to break down their Hip-Hop #1s Bracket and select a champion of their own! As usual, we're continuing to include links to various resources to help with relevant issues. We hope this will help direct you guys in the right direction if you need a place to start!...
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153| For All the Creamers
Aidan and Vasanth are back to discuss and review the 3rd album in 18 months from music superstar, Drake. As usual, we're continuing to include links to various resources to help with relevant issues. We hope this will help direct you guys in the right direction if you need a place to start!...
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152| Spilling Milk, Ripping Vape, & Grabbing Hog
Aidan and Vasanth are back to discuss the dishonor of being "classy", horny in front of families, and stuffing bands into a suit. That's right, they're Crying Over Spilled Milk and handing out the least-desired accolade out there. As usual, we're continuing to include links to various resources…
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151| The Utopia Is Mostly Indian
Aidan & Vasanth have summoned friend of the show Arjun to make his return to Half & Half and chat about Travis Scott and his latest album. As usual, we're continuing to include links to various resources to help with relevant issues. We hope this will help direct you guys in the right direction…
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150| Lookin' Right at the Other Half & Half of Me
Aidan and Vasanth are back to celebrate a milestone episode with episode 150! This one is about reflection and reminiscing on the show thus far. Whether it's a trip down memory lane or an introduction to Half & Half lore, we hope y'all enjoy the episode! As usual, we're continuing to include…
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ACF 08| Past Life of a Cinephile
IT'S ALIVE! Aidan is back for a fresh, totally full-length episode of Aidan's Cine-Files (that totally was not recorded during a Half & Half podcast episode). Enjoy Aidan's quick analysis on one of his favorite movies of the year, Past Lives! Just links below, no need for timestamps on this one....
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149.5| Vasanth's Solo Podcasting Adventure
Vasanth...and just Vasanth is back with a little mini-pod discussing parasocial relationships and Harden kind of having a point about Daryl Morey. As usual, we're continuing to include links to various resources to help with relevant issues. We hope this will help direct you guys in the right...
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149| SCARING BOB IGER'S HOES
Aidan and Vasanth pulled an Avatar Aang and disappeared when the Creamers needed them most. However, the boys are back to chat about the Creamers' Choice Worst Song, the WGA (and SAG-AFTRA) strike, and their experience at the SCARING THE HOES concert. As usual, we're continuing to include links…
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148| Quit Making a Racket with that Bracket
Aidan and Vasanth are back for a very special episode. For the first time, the boys navigate some treacherous waters with a bracket of the worst songs ever...suggested by fans, friends and family! That's right, Vasanth and Aidan take your selections to task with the goal of deciding the Half &…
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147| Un-Revive Me & Send Me Down the River
Aidan and Vasanth unearth another old album for a throwback review on the eve of America's birthday and...they're reviewing Eminem's Revival. Well, this is certainly one of the albums of all time. As usual, we're continuing to include links to various resources to help with relevant issues. We…
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146| Wading Through the Deep Waters of 2023's Tunes
Aidan and Vasanth are back to discuss some exciting new episode concepts for the show, that one story your parents have been talking to you about involving water and a game controller, and the year in music so far. As usual, we're continuing to include links to various resources to help with...
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145| Across a Web of Mortality and Frauds
Aidan and Vasanth are back to discuss the longevity and mortality of the show...and then follow it up by ranking the Spider-Man (and associated) movies in classic tier list style. As usual, we're continuing to include links to various resources to help with relevant issues. We hope this will help...
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144| A Failure to Launch in a Flop Era
Aidan and Vasanth are back on another (lately released) episode of the show to talk about Ron and Elon's crash at launch and the pitfalls of publicly rationalizing going to a Taylor Swift concert. As usual, we're continuing to include links to various resources to help with relevant issues. We…
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143| Cocoa Butter, Good Ass, and Juice
Aidan and Vasanth are back on another (lately released) episode of the show to dig up an old episode concept. That's right, it's a throwback music review starring the iconic mixtape by Chance the Rapper, Acid Rap! As usual, we're continuing to include links to various resources to help with...
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142| Sewage Seeping Into Thomas Jefferson's Grave
Aidan & Vasanth are back after a little impromptu break to hand out another dishonor and talk about Vasanth's Glorious Short King...Bryce Young. As usual, we're continuing to include links to various resources to help with relevant issues. We hope this will help direct you guys in the right...
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141| Hoe Repellant for a College Park Apartment
Aidan & Vasanth are back talking about music with two album review in ONE EPISODE, great value there. As usual, we're continuing to include links to various resources to help with relevant issues. We hope this will help direct you guys in the right direction if you need a place to start!…
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140| A Gold Tower of Indictment & Major(s) Allegations
Aidan & Vasanth are back to chat about new perp Donald J. Trump, the Jonathan Majors allegations, and more. As usual, we're continuing to include links to various resources to help with relevant issues. We hope this will help direct you guys in the right direction if you need a place to start!...
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