All Episodes
The Half & Half Podcast — 189 episodes
181| Shooting Webs on LeBrodysseus
180| The Royal Podcast Unction
179| Separating the Cream Yields a Podcast
178| Live From Milano: Chuds on Ice
177| ICE Out and Spice Up
176| I'm the Problem (I Recorded a 2.5 Hour 2025 Recap)
175| Use Code CREAMERS
174| Heard the Creamers Moved Up the Street
173| Evil People Are In Your Walls (& Government)
172| The Government Is a Leaky Garbodor
171| A Tortured Brutalist's Confession
170| The Anatomy of a Halftime Show
ACF 11| You Thought You Was The Red One? (feat. Jason Peters)
169| Most Offensive/Racist Song Bracket
168| Drinking the Cow's Cup of Piss Lemonade
167| Walz Around a Ring of Lies
166| Getting KO'd by a Coconut
165| *PANTING SOUNDS*...#freegiancarlo
164| The Creamers Are Tortured (feat. Lindsey)
163| This Is My Diss-ertation
162| Nobody Attended His Diss Track Release Party
161| LIVE FROM...A Chicago Hotel Room
ACF 10| Imaginary, Like the People Who Saw This
160| A Tainted Scoop is Bad Business
159| Never Surrender the Jasmine Tea
158| Crying At Midnight in My Pink Tux-sweater
157| Braving a Sunburn for My Dogs
156| This Is Why the Hoes Are Bewitched
ACF 09| Aidan Will Not Go Silently Into the Night (feat. Jason Peters)
155| Screaming Genocide Gets You The Thanos Schnapp
154| It's A Rap for Creativity, Another Bracket
153| For All the Creamers
152| Spilling Milk, Ripping Vape, & Grabbing Hog
151| The Utopia Is Mostly Indian
150| Lookin' Right at the Other Half & Half of Me
ACF 08| Past Life of a Cinephile
149.5| Vasanth's Solo Podcasting Adventure
149| SCARING BOB IGER'S HOES
148| Quit Making a Racket with that Bracket
147| Un-Revive Me & Send Me Down the River
146| Wading Through the Deep Waters of 2023's Tunes
145| Across a Web of Mortality and Frauds
144| A Failure to Launch in a Flop Era
143| Cocoa Butter, Good Ass, and Juice
142| Sewage Seeping Into Thomas Jefferson's Grave
141| Hoe Repellant for a College Park Apartment
140| A Gold Tower of Indictment & Major(s) Allegations
139| Quiet Quitting From the Cartoon Network Hotel
138| Watching Him Cry to His Toilet Defenders
137| A Beer Ekans & The Hierarchy of Pokémon Games
136| Remembrance, Human Decency, & TERF Management
135| Hold My Drink, I Have a Mullet to Punch (feat. Alysa)
134| AI Generated Podcasts? Its Over for Podcasters
133| The Weeks of Listing Book Two: Revelations from 2022's Musical Sins
132| The Weeks of Listing Book One: Musical Gold from 2022
ACF 07| Tim Allen Decides to Krank Down Our Holiday Cheer (feat. Jason Peters)
131| After Midnight: A Not-So-Swift Special (feat. Lindsey)
130| I'm Dead and This Podcast is the Last Thing I Listened To, Gootbye
129| Got a Hot Seat I Can "Raidon"?
128| I Just Check-ed and There's Not a Whole Lotta Red
127| Daddy's Dealing Emeralds & Paying My Fines for Racism (feat. Arjun)
126| Big Truss Don't Press the Ye Button!
125| Trying to Hide Infidelity Amongst the X-Files
124| Let Me Regale You With The Creamer Story
123| As the Pigskin Turns
122| Vatican III: The Wizard's Crudité
121| Dancing in an Empty Mar-A-Lago Office
120| Philly Creamer Special
119| The Baker's Cat Scratches the Vinyl
118| No Reproductive Rights in this Barbie Dreamhouse
117| Honestly, Deshaun & Ezra Are Out of Their Minds
116| Mr. Mangan & the Big Creamers
115| I Heard You're a Maverick
114| Am I Doing Another Tier List?
113| Melting a Future Sellout
112| It Was Me Will, I Wrote That Joke About Jada
111| The Morality Below & Judicial Outcasts
110| No Peace in Gotham & No Netflix in Moscow
109| From College Dropout to Putin's Mommy
108| Stafford's Kupp Runneth Over & Skete Can't Come Over
ACF 06| Let the Moon Fall
107| Creepy Commanders Hanging With Dodgy Dolphins
106| OK...My Ears are Bleeding
105| Would You Like Some Music for Your 2021 Troubles?
ACF 05| Jingle All the Way Into the New Year (feat. Jason Peters)
104| Holiday Singing for Nobody's Benefit
103| Stargazing at Hell's Dairy Farm
102| The Carnage of Fumbling the Shot
101| Certified Donda Boy
100| Brewing Up a Centennial
099| A Whining DaBaby Falls off the Balance Beam
098| Freaky Friday Featuring a Greek, a Virus, and Donda
097| The Language of Discounts, Failures, and Racists
096| A Lack of Glee From the Sidelines
095| A Pitch in the Dirt & Collegiate Hustling
094| The Crooner's Pride in a Sticky Situation
093| The Turning Point in a Fight Against a Bike Cop
092| Getting Served by a Pump & Dump
091| Fight or Flight in the Daze of a Haze
090| Drafting Fast Food Prospects
089| Livin' Mas Gets a New Light
088| Professional OnlyFans Creators & Amateur Cops
087| Opening the Gaetz of Sexual Deviancy
086| The Moral Implications of Lap Dancing on Satan During White Boy Summer
085| A Sexist Gym & An Italian Kiss
ACF 04| After We Never Watch This Again
084| Stop Asian Hate, Portnoy's Fragile Barstool, & Conspiracy Corner
083| Paid To Paddle Down A Stream Of Cringe
082| Shoot Your Shot In My Arm For Texas
081| Opinions Get Cucked In Christian College...Or A Shed
080| My Valentine Got Me A Grifter's Pillow
079| I'll Bet You Can't Take Me To The Moon (feat. David Shonis)
ACF 03| Let Me Read You A Hillbilly Elegy
078| I'm Feeling Some Alfredo & Anime
077| Make Some Changes For Better Music Please
076| Mr. Schue's Sexual Tension Makes Me Swiftly Run To The Woods
ACF 02| Postman Privilege & Dead Magic In Klaus (Feat. Jason Peters)
075| Training For Clout With Strippers & Lil Baby
ACF 01| Aidan Gets Loopy In Palm Springs
074| Feeling Old & Fumbling COVID-19
073| Eat The Rich With The Boys
072| Aidan's Road Thus Far & Hot Take Bazaar
071| The Heart Part Two: Money Laundered For Who?
070| Two Hearts of a Wrestler & Pornstar
069| This Episode Is So Hot and So Fun!
068| Stuffing Lady Liberty With A Stimulus & Ballots
067| Bad Opinions From A Racist AI
066| Guarding Kamala's Chucks & America's Dick
065| Chadwick Forever & Arjun's Insight
064| Give Me Liberty And A Boycott, But Take My Wife
063| The Meek Greek Announce a COVID Cluster
062| We Swiftly Become Swifties with Lindsey
061| A College Cop Scorned & White Kwame Brown
060| The Rebrand is Locked in a Cabinet!
059| The Bros Brawl In Conspiracy Corner
058| COVID-19 Spikes & People Want Their Rights
057| Jamming Kenny Loggins In The Spin-Zone
056| Aidan & John's Bunker of Nostalgia
055| A Strong & Bitter Cup of Coffee
054| Call Me Back, But Biden Won't Call You Black
053| Leah Throws Aidan At The Glass Ceiling
052| Jailbreak The Tesla & Put On Some Bollywood
051| Jesse Ventura & A Lysol Lethal Injection
050| A Half Century Is Here, Success Comes In Phases Dear
049.5| A Bonus Cup With A Double Shot of Mangan
049| COVID-19, 1 v 1 Me On Rust
048| In The Face of a Pandemic & Facial
047| The Miracle of Impending Heat Death
046| The Worst Don't Get A Fair Shake
045| Curl Me Like A Dumbbell & Bang Me Like A Trash Can
044| The S.S. Vibe Sails On A Sea of Cancellation
043| The Manic Warren In The 500 Club
041| New Year, New Bachelor, Gold Cat Dust
040| Albums That Are Nice, Not Naughty
039| The Worst Is The Worst & I Hate It
038| One Step Forward & A Whole Rewind Backwards
037| Eating A Spicy Indian Panini In Hong Kong
036| Cancelled Any Day Like Chick-Fil-Aidan
035| Frozen Yogurt Is Temporary Bliss, Boners Are Forever
034| The Double-Edged Sword of A Keyboard Critic
033| Pointless College Pennants & Penance For Bad Content
032| Yang Can Hang & LeBron's Tacos For the Commie Gang
031| Pitiful Professors & Caged Chancellors
030| Matt LaFlamin' Out On a Lime Scooter To Hell
029| Liberal Use of Cornballs
028| Pulling On Smoke While Panthers Choke
027| St. Nick (& Ritchie's Dick)
026| Bumbling & Stumbling Into Peanut Butter & Nudes
025| We're The Red & White From Twitter
024| A Summertime Finale Not In Paris But With Arjun
023| Revenge of The File Corruption-It's Personal This Time
022| Agents in Bandanas Just Scootin' Along
021| What's a Cat to a XXL Stallion?
019| The Krusty Krab Pizza Is Seasoned With Twitter Tears
018| Sideline Views of Abuse, Fatherhood, and Ducks
017| Confessions of a Cyber Bully Summer Session
016| The Rebirth of An Indian Icon & Death of Sanity
015| Is The Final Exam A Podcast?
014| The Stream of a Century of Giants' Tears
013| The Hussle & Bustle of News With Little Intellectual Muscle
012| Sports, Bad Beef, and The Birth of a New Realigion
011| A Failing Supermarket's Liquidation of False Idols
010| The Blues of A Patek In Ragu
009| I Still See Shadows Of An Egg In The Grey Area
008| A Study In Corruption, Change, & Chainz
006| I Admit This Was A Bad Week For The Empire
005 | The Grammy For Best Homeless Bachelor
004 | The Conquest of Adam Levine's Back Tattoo
003 | Lord of Ariana's Rings: The Search for Soulja's Oscar