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The Intellectuals
by Pantelis Comedy
We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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Adam’s US Border Escape & Reddit Slander
Adam returns to the studio to break down his chaotic Top 5 US border crossing routes, dealing with wild Reddit rumors, and why entering the States might get him permanently banned. Plus, the guys discuss Selma Blair’s mid-flight breakdown, Guido’s workplace drama, the Quebec separation debate…
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Caramel Spaghetti & Botched Executions
Guido, Nick Big Sexy, and Adam sit down for another wild episode of The Intellectuals. The guys confront Adam about his mysterious $50 "life coach" arrangement, debate Montreal's wildest street moments, and read an unhinged stand-up monologue sent in by a listener. Later, Nick runs through a dark...
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Wild Confessions, Montreal Madness & Studio Chaos
Join Adam, and the crew for another unfiltered episode of The Intellectuals! In this episode, the guys dive into wild stories, debate questionable life choices, and break down the absolute madness happening in Montreal and beyond. 🔔 Subscribe for weekly comedy podcasts, stand-up clips, and...
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From dental implant misery and disastrous dating adventures to heated debates on ugly modern architecture, the crew dives deep into top childhood memories, Pokémon card heists, snow days, and spontaneous karaoke performances.
Guido, Big Sexy Nick, and George hold down the fort while Adam goes missing. From dental implant misery and disastrous dating adventures to heated debates on ugly modern architecture, the crew dives deep into top childhood memories, Pokémon card heists, snow days, and spontaneous karaoke...
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Adam’s Reddit Menace & The Metro Mystery
In this episode of The Intellectuals, the gang is back together as George returns from comedy tour prep, Nick shares a terrifying near-death experience from a morning stretch (convulsive syncope), and the crew dives deep into hilarious Montreal street lore. Later, things completely derail as we...
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Shylocks and Jackoffs
Adam discuss his shylock and more fans claim to have seen him performing illicit acts around Montreal. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/...
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Adam Commits War Crimes
Adam finally gets fan mail — and naturally, The Intellectuals have to read it. In this episode, Guido, George and Adam get together for another completely unfiltered conversation filled with ridiculous stories, arguments, questionable opinions and the usual chaos. Adam receives some attention…
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The Bald Bathhouse Bandit
In this episode of The Intellectuals, the gang is back with some of the most unhinged stories yet. From Adam’s suspicious bathhouse rumors on Reddit to his escalating gambling habits, no topic is off-limits. We dive into the dark corners of Montreal subreddits, discuss the dangers of "interior...
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The Most Overrated Things in Montreal
The Intellectuals are back together! In this episode, George details his viral "Tomato Show" experience, Nick recounts a terrifying near-death experience involving a flying fork drawer, and the crew analyzes a list of the most overrated things in Montreal. Plus, we put ourselves to the test by...
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Adams' International Lover
In this episode of The Intellectuals, the gang is joined by Fabrizio, President of the Ferrari Club Montreal. We dive into the world of luxury cars, discuss Jay Leno’s incredible Ferrari F40 story, and get a very "passionate" update on Adam's dating life—from international crushes to his latest...
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Dating Nightmares
Frank Cavallaro is back with the crew! In this episode of The Intellectuals, Guido gives us a cringeworthy play-by-play of his recent "Date Night"—from the drinks to the bill, it’s a lesson in what NOT to do. We also go behind the scenes of the broadcasting world. Frank reveals why he had to use...
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Weathermen & Handguns
In this episode of The Intellectuals, we’re joined by legendary Montreal meteorologist Frank Cavallaro! We dive into a wild story about finding a 3D-printed handgun while magnet fishing near Bordeaux prison and the police investigation that followed. Frank shares his perspective on the decline of...
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Tom Cruise’s Secret Charity for Convicts?
In this episode of The Intellectuals, Pantelis, Guido, and Adam dive into a wild mix of stories including Adam’s "interesting" interactions with passengers from Vermont, the bizarre news of Tom Cruise and Justin Trudeau’s nonprofit, and Conor McGregor’s latest injury and religious pivot. Plus…
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A Tale of Two Guidos
The original Guido Cocomello joins the table! We’re diving deep into the archives today, from getting kicked out of acting school together to surviving the streets of New York and Toronto. We talk about why everyone is fleeing Hollywood, the reality of the "Green Card" struggle, and Adam reveals...
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Say Hello To The Boss
The Intellectuals are back with Guido Grasso, George Assily, Nick "Big Sexy," and the "Boss" himself, Adam. In this episode, we dive into Adam's new overnight job at a hotel full of weirdos, a Tinder date gone wrong where a woman asked for a $1,000 "racist tax," and Adam's legendary Top 5 (and a...
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The Ballad of Bald Sexy
In this episode of The Intellectuals, the crew dives deep into the chaotic life of "Bald Sexy" (Adam). From the high-stakes world of online gambling and buying slot bonuses to the mystery of his disappearing rental cars, nothing is off limits. We also discuss the dark side of Hollywood, celebrity...
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Political Nightmare
Welcome back to another edition of The Intellectuals! This week, Guido Grasso and Nick "Big Sexy" are joined by everyone's favorite Stampeder, Josh Shapiro, fresh from Calgary, and Sam Adamo, who shares some wild stories from his recent political campaign and comedy ventures. In this episode, the...
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The $500 Steak Dinner: The Bet & The Debt
Adam finally makes his return to the podcast, and the crew wasted no time catching up! In this episode of The Intellectuals, Pantelis, Guido, and Nick dive into everything from the "generational curse" of Adam's scheduling to his recent life updates. We cover a lot of ground today: Nick’s DIY...
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An Adam Divided
Adam recounts his favorite hockey moments all while preparing to fight Guido and Big Sexy with his new NUL loyalists. Sam Adamo and Jamie Boom Boom are wild cards. Join the conversation on Patreon for exclusive movie nights and more: https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis We asked for the greatest…
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NUL CIVIL WAR?
The Intellectuals are back! In this episode, Pantelis and Guido Grasso dive into some of the wildest stories of the week, including the infamous 2004 Dave Matthews Band Chicago River incident. We also discuss the backlash surrounding the Met Gala, the Montreal Canadiens' latest moves, and whether...
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Drake's Ice Castle
Welcome back to Pantelis Comedy! In this episode of The Intellectuals, the crew dives into the absolute absurdity of life, from the dark history of the 27 Club to the "saddest club of all"—the 49 Club. We discuss the recent "X" translations revealing Japanese sentiments, the legendary "Indian…
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Framing Adam
In this episode of "The Intellectuals," the chaos levels are off the charts as George, Guido, Nick, and Adam dive into some of their wildest stories yet. We start with Adam's recent $90 gambling win (or loss, depending on who you ask) and quickly move into the "AI controversy" surrounding some…
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Sleepy Adam
In this episode of "The Intellectuals," things get a bit chaotic as Adam goes MIA on "assignment" (aka he fell asleep). Mano and Big Sexy Nick hold down the fort at Pantelis Comedy, diving into everything from the wild fireworks of a Greek Easter in Parc-Ex to the legendary story of how bikers...
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Phone-A-Friend with Adam
In this episode of The Intellectuals, things get a little chaotic as the crew navigates technical difficulties, "Mexico withdrawals," and some questionable celebrity encounters. Join the guys as they discuss the legendary George St-Pierre (GSP) sitting in the studio, Adam's "mental instability,"...
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Adam's Life Of Intrigue
In this episode of The Intellectuals, the crew—Guido, Nick "Big Sexy," and Adam—dives deep into the chaotic and often confusing world of Adam's life. From his mysterious "gift-retrieval" mission that resulted in a $90 loss (for a free pillow?) to his questionable gambling "principles" and run-ins...
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Gambling, A Bigger Van & Dating Older Women
Welcome back to another episode of The Intellectuals! Today on the Pantelis Comedy network, we’re diving into the absolute chaos of adulting, career pivots, and the high-stakes world of speed dating. From Adam’s quest to upgrade from a warehouse worker to a big van driver (bigger is better…
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A Murder of Clowns
The Intellectuals are back! Guido Grasso and George Assily get into a chaotic deep dive into the vault of "Totally Tasteless Jokes" from the 1980s. From the heights of 80s bestseller lists to the absolute bottom of offensive humor, we’re reading the jokes that would get everyone canceled today.…
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Adam's Broken But Whole
The Intellectuals are back for another round of comedy, questionable stories, and life advice nobody asked for. In this episode, Adam’s suspicious triple bathroom break before the recording, and why George is currently "on assignment" in Ottawa. We also dive into some wild '90s wrestling facts...
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Brain Rot, Movie Debates & Grocery Store Chaos
Welcome back to another chaotic and hilarious episode of the Intellectuals! This week, the crew dives deep into the modern phenomenon of "brain rot" and tries to decipher the latest slang. Things get heated as the guys rank their Top 5 movies and books—with mixed results (and some questionable...
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The Fellator is Back!
The long-lost member of the crew is finally back! In this episode of The Intellectuals, the gang reunites with Adam after a period of "aggressive negotiations." We dive deep into Adam's wild history, from the true story behind his "house arrest" to a hilarious (and slightly concerning) Top 5 list...
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CLAUDIO RETURNS!
In this episode of The Intellectuals, Claudio makes his long-awaited return to the studio! We dive into everything from his new Mandalorian half-sleeve tattoo to the unexpected benefits of cold plunges and saunas. The conversation takes some "intellectual" turns as we discuss celebrity legal…
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EPSTEIN FILES, TRAIN TICKETS & THE OPIE & ANTHONY FAMILY TREE
Guido Grasso & George Assily are back for another episode of The Intellectuals! Today, the guys break down the latest "predictions" from Groundhog Day, a hilarious correction regarding an Uber driver confrontation, and George’s recent run-in with Quebec transit law enforcement. We also take a…
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Adam Sets The Record Straight
Adam is BACK and this time he's ready to SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT! 🎙️ The Intellectuals crew in are: Guido, Big Sexy, George Assily and Adam—dive deep into the most ridiculous stories, wildest conspiracy theories, and laugh-out-loud hot takes. In this episode, Adam finally tells the real story...
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Bad Boys of Beirut
The boys are back from their international travels, and they brought all the heat! Guido sits down with the legendary George Assily(fresh off a wild, and somewhat violent, trip to Lebanon and London) and Fabrizio (who was hanging with the real royalty at the Ferrari F1 car launch in Italy). This…
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Short Kings of Montreal
Guido matches the short king energy with Jamie Boom Boom. It's the ultimate showdown: Guido vs Jamie Boom Boom | Battle of the Little Men! 🔥 This week, Pantelis and the boys dive headfirst into chaos with an hour of unfiltered, unhinged comedy podcast gold! IN THIS EPISODE: The Dark Side of...
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PANTELIS IS DEAD AND GUIDO MIGHT BE RESPONSIBLE
PANTELIS IS DEAD! A tragic loss for the comedy world... but the question remains: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?! 🕵️♂️ The unthinkable has happened and Pantelis' streak on The Intellectuals is OVER and the finger is pointing directly at Guido. Is he a master criminal, or just a master of disaster? Join…
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Escape From Mexico
Guido is back from Mexico, and the stories don’t disappoint. In this episode of Intellectuals, we dive into travel chaos, comedy abroad, winter depression in Canada, and the strange psychology of performing — plus an unhinged Top 5½ countries the USA should “save.” We also talk: Comedy shock bits...
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Call Me Papi in Korea Town
Looking back at the year we've had. Guido reminisces about his time in LA and how a dirty butthole ruined his Korea Town adventure. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido:...
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Getting Old
Top 5 and a half BOMBS. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George:...
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GUIDO'S PERSIAN LOVER
Guido falls in love with another woman! We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/...
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Somalis hate Cinnabon and the top 5 coups!
Top 5 and a half coups. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George:...
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GUIDO SETS HONG KONG HI-RISE ON FIRE
Guido is back in Montreal and George is back from a Syrian prison. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Boom Boom:...
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Guido's Home Life
Jamie Boom Boom is introduced to Guido's home life. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Boom Boom:...
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Forehead Vagina
The crew talks mobs, movies and Sam's transition. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS 30% OFF POLYSLEEP :...
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Resting Lunatic Face and Fat People
Top 5 and a half FAT PEOPLE We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS 30% OFF POLYSLEEP :...
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Most Disgusting Things I Ever Did
Top 5 and a half MOST DISGUSTING THINGS I EVER DID We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS 30% OFF POLYSLEEP :...
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Witness Protection
Guido and Sam dress like they're in hiding. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS 30% OFF POLYSLEEP :...
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Guido The Sewer King
Guido lost his phone in the sewer and George went to Ottawa. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS 30% OFF POLYSLEEP :...
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The Gambler Hates Us
Guido and Sam are shocked to learn that Adam hates them. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS 30% OFF POLYSLEEP :...
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Matador Mayhem
Guido and George talk Jimmy Kimmel, podcasting and the loss of Adam. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS 30% OFF POLYSLEEP :...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite.
.. THE INTELLECTUALS
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Pantelis Comedy
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