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“DON’T TAKE THE BAIT! ”This is a Collective Timeless Reading.Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3350:00 #335 DON’T TAKE THE BAIT! 🪤🧀🐀 The Next 3 Months  0:04 Shuffle28:47 Bottom of the Deck37:06 Card 1 45:28 Card 2 51:44 Card 3 Melissa Gordon, Certified Intuitive CoachEmail me ⬇️ to book a reading:[email protected]

“TIME’S UP!”This is a Collective Timeless Reading.Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3340:00 #334 TIME’S UP! ⌛️⏰ 18:05 Shuffle29:26 Bottom of the Deck36:22 Card 1 39:01 Card 2 44:33 Card 3  

“YOU’RE CASHING OUT!”This is a Collective Timeless Reading.Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3330:00 #333 YOU’RE CASHING OUT! 💰💸 🎰 77710:52 Shuffle 20:03 Bottom of the Deck27:40 Card 1 36:08 Card 2 42:09 Card 3 43:22 Clarification  

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  “THIS IS THE CLOSURE!!”This reading is for Leo Season, 2026.  Happy Birthday, Leo! 🎉Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3320:00 #332 THIS IS THE CLOSURE! 🚪 Leo Season, 2026  28:22 Shuffle38:37 Bottom of the Deck40:49 Card 1 45:28 Card 2 49:02 Card 3 50:45 Puzzle Pieces 🧩 Vision0:1:11:26 “I Waited” original song by Missy Gordon (2012)01:14:48 Outro   

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  Sensitive topics.“THIS PERSON IS BAD LUCK!”This is a Collective Timeless Reading.Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3310:00 #331 THIS PERSON IS BAD LUCK! 🚫🙅🎰🍀🧿 41:48 Shuffle 51:14 Bottom of the Deck54:16 Card 157:40 Card 2 58:51 Card 3 

“YOU WON!”This is a Collective Timeless Reading.Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3300:00  #330 YOU WON! 🏆🥇🎖️01:00:18 Aftershow "I win every day just by being alive." - MSGUnderstanding Aleister Crowley's Thoth Tarot: New Edition by Lon Milo DuQuette:  https://amzn.to/4grcJtA (Amazon affiliate link, I get a small commission.) 

“THIS PERSON CRAVES YOU.”This reading is for the New Moon in Cancer.New Moon in Cancer July 14, 2026 5:43 AM ET21°  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3290:00  #329 THIS PERSON CRAVES YOU.🔥🥵❤️‍🔥 New Moon in Cancer, 19:04 I don’t normally do this but…39:18 Intro42:52 Bottom of the Deck44:37 Card 1 48:20 Card 2 51:15 Card 3 51:44 Clarification 

“YOU’RE ENTERING THE FLOW STATE!”This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3280:00  #328 YOU’RE ENTERING THE FLOW STATE! 🌊👁️🐅🦄🧬 Pop-Up Episode, July 12, 2026

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  Themes of ab*use.“THEY JUST BOUGHT A ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL!”This is a Collective Timeless Reading.Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3270:00 #327 THEY JUST BOUGHT A ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL! 👹🔥💀🪰0:00 #327 THEY JUST BOUGHT A ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL! 👹🔥💀🪰55:25 Bottom of the Deck55:55 Card 1 56:25 Card 2 57:25 Card 3 

“THEY THINK YOUR GLOW UP IS AI?!”This is a Collective Timeless Reading.Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3260:00 #326 THEY THINK YOUR GLOW UP IS AI?! 🤭😂🤖💻📲36:14 “THEY THINK YOUR GLOW UP IS AI?!”42:10 Shuffle 48:03 Bottom of the Deck51:58 Card 1 54:59 Card 2 59:22 Card 3 01:02:28 “I’m Innocent” - Missy Gordon (original poem, 2015)NO AI STORM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZlqE_ye1gg 

“TAKE IT OFF!”This is a Collective Timeless Reading.Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3250:00  #325 TAKE IT OFF! 🔥👄51:42 “TAKE IT OFF!”01:01:26 Shuffle 01:13:33 Intro01:18:18 Bottom of the Deck01:22:07 Card 1 01:23:30 Card 2 01:26:42 Card 301:32:56 Full Moon Ritual01:35:59 Outro01:42:42 “Bathroom Stall” by Missy Gordon (2019, original song) 

“THEY’RE LYING!”This is a Collective Timeless Reading.Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3240:00 THEY’RE LYING! 🤥 Pop- Up Reading, July 4th, 2026 🎆

“CHECK THE BASEMENT__”This reading is for Jupiter in Leo!June 2026 - July 2027Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3230:00 CHECK THE BASEMENT__JUPITER IN LEO, 2026-2027 👻😳01:21:13 “Blaming You” by Missy Gordon on ukulele (2015)Foolish Fish LBRP Tutorial: https://youtu.be/oyao3JZ-Iv0?si=oEvT3nOFJ6HGi-KvHere is my album “Overgrown” (2015): https://missygordon.bandcamp.com/album/overgrownIf you want to see me play music through the years…Here is my visual album, it’s a compilation album including 11 years of my music, it’s called Seasons (2022): https://youtu.be/b1_HitgR08Q?si=a5FSkhr2V0PEN05u Thanks for going on this journey with me to find my ukulele!  Happy Jupiter in Leo, may you find YOUR “ukulele”.  Melissa xx 

“THEIR OBSESSION WITH YOU IS SICKENING…”This reading is for July, 2026.Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3220:00 THEIR OBSESSION WITH YOU IS SICKENING…😳⚠️🤢🤮👀 July, 202601:08:05 Bottom of the deck01:09:11 Card 1 01:10:14 Card 2 01:10:52 Card 3 01:15:10 “Lost In You” by Missy Gordon (original song, 2012)

“HIDDEN DISPUTE FINALLY ERUPTS!”This reading is for Mercury Retrograde in Cancer!June 29th, 2026 - July 23rd, 2026Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3210:00 HIDDEN DISPUTE FINALLY ERUPTS! 🤬🌋🔥Mercury Retrograde in Cancer, 202647:10 Bottom of the Deck49:49 Card 1 54:35 Card 2 59:14 Card 3 Here is the song I couldn’t find the pitch to 😅X Ambassadors - Unsteady: https://youtu.be/V0lw3qylVfY?si=WRrQpuC7GwUCFWPg

“THEY THINK YOU’RE A MANDELA EFFECT?!”This reading is for the Full Moon in Capricorn!June 29, 20267:57 PM EST8°Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3200:00 THEY THINK YOU’RE A MANDELA EFFECT?! 😵‍💫 Full Moon in Capricorn, 2026 53:04 Bottom of the Deck54:52 Card 1 55:15 Card 2 57:15 Card 3 01:00:44 I play for you my song, “dehumanized” - honeyb33 (Missy Gordon)🌹Here is my full album “dehumanized” in 2 versions if you are interested: 1. “dehumanized” (AUDIO only, full album): https://youtu.be/gVKDegDsKgY?si=3WEWvAEGOTAX1IOv2. dehumanized  (live, full VISUAL set): https://youtu.be/1idcemQo2Zg?si=S7DfLLsEkEMEpAA6And you know what’s really crazy?  On my “dehumanized” album I have songs called “5 of wands” and “5 of cups”. 😱 So those songs/my album may resonate deeply with you if you resonate with today’s reading. ❤️

“WOW, HOW EMBARRASSING 4 THEM… ”This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3180:00 WOW, HOW EMBARRASSING 4 THEM… 😖🤭38:46 Bottom of the Deck46:42 Card 1  48:04 Card 2 51:17 Card 3 Here is the reading I mentioned:FINALLY!!! YOUR NEW CONTRACT BEGINS! 📜✍️🤩🎉 New Moon in Taurus, 2026 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgW31EJPdH0 This is the Noah Kahan song I mentioned with the lyrics, “STAY GONE!” It’s called “23”: https://youtu.be/lb1vTKizJkc?is=kxz5UnMhbEb7YwKJ

“NOW THEY’RE FREAKING THE F OUT!!!”This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3180:00 NOW THEY’RE FREAKING THE F OUT!!! 😳😰🙀47:38 Bottom of the Deck52:44 Card 1 53:17 Card 2 54:46 Card 3 56:13 Prayer to St. Brigid 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  Themes of narcissistic ab*use.“YOU WON!!!” This reading is for the Summer Solstice, 2026.  0:00 YOU WON!!! 🫵 🎉 Summer Solstice, 202641:53 Bottom of the Deck44:38 Card 153:58 Card 2 57:40 Card 3 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  Themes of narcissistic ab*use.“THEIR EVIL DEEDS JUST MADE YOU A BOSS!”This reading is for Cancer Season, 2026.  Happy Birthday, Cancer! 🎉0:00 THEIR EVIL DEEDS JUST MADE YOU A BOSS! 😂🤑👑😈 Cancer Season, 2026 47:06 Bottom of the Deck50:14 Card 1 53:11 Card 2 55:32 Card 3  Resources: DARVO DenyAttackReverse Victim and OffenderHolding narcissists ACCOUNTABLE: the DARVO method https://youtu.be/jPGrxHEcnp8?si=4fAOJd550w6Lj-eP

“WATCH OUT FOR THIS TRICKSTER!”This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3150:00 WATCH OUT FOR THIS TRICKSTER! 🦊🎭👺🔥46:02 Bottom of the Deck48:05 Card 1 50:24 Card 251:46 Card 3

“HERE THEY COME!”This Reading is for the New Moon in Gemini! June 14, 202610:54 PM EST24°Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3140:00 HERE THEY COME! ❤️😍 New Moon in Gemini, 202632:18 Bottom of the Deck41:09 Card 1 48:36 Card 250:39 Card 3 56:29 Personal Readings Policy Update 

“HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!”This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3130:00 HOW DID YOU DO THAT?! 🤯 42:48 Bottom of the Deck46:47 Card 1 51:24 Card 2 52:28 Card 3 

“SPECIAL DELIVERY!”This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3120:00 SPECIAL DELIVERY! ✨✉️📦30:50 Bottom of the Deck39:23 Card 1 45:24 Card 2 52:13 Card 3 56:48 “God, I Miss God” - M.S.Gordon (poem)

HUMILIATION RITUAL GONE WRONG!This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3110:00 HUMILIATION RITUAL GONE WRONG! 🫪40:52 Bottom of the Deck43:41 Card 1 47:11 Card 2 51:22 Card 3 53:08 Clarification   

THEY ARE UTTERLY ASTONISHED THAT YOU PULLED THIS OFF…This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3100:00 THEY ARE UTTERLY ASTONISHED THAT YOU PULLED THIS OFF… 🐄🐮 🌾👀😲30:13 Bottom of the Deck41:21 Card 1   46:20 Card 2 51:56 Card 3 

PFFT, IT’S JUST A MAGICK TRICK!This reading is for June, 2026.Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3090:00 PFFT, IT’S JUST A MAGICK TRICK! 😂🪄🐇🎩 June, 202652:16 Bottom of the Deck53:29 Card 1 54:02 Card 2 54:59 Card 3 

THEY ARE BEING PUBLICLY HUMILIATED!  Full Moon in Sagittarius, 2026This Reading is for the Full Moon in Sagittarius! May 31, 20264:45AM EST9°Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3080:00 THEY ARE BEING PUBLICLY HUMILIATED! 🫣📸💥🥶 Full Moon in Sagittarius, 2026 40:35 Bottom of the Deck 47:26 Card 152:23 Card 2  56:44 Card 3 

THEY’VE BEEN FOUND! This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3070:00 THEY’VE BEEN FOUND! 😱👁️🐦‍⬛🔮37:46 Bottom of the Deck 43:57 Card 1  47:15 Card 2 54:54 Card 3  

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3060:00 WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?! 🫨😵‍💫47:35 Bottom of the Deck50:31 Card 1 51:53 Card 2  53:40 Card 3  

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3050:00 HOW DID YOU KNOW?! 🧐🔎🤯53:24 Bottom of the Deck54:13 Card 1 54:54 Card 2 57:19 Card 3 

This Reading is for Gemini Season, 2026.  This is a Collective Reading.  Happy Gemini Season and Happy Birthday to all of our Gemini friends! 🎉♊️Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3040:00 THEY CAN’T FIND YOU!🤫🫥😶‍🌫️🥷 Gemini Season, 2026 43:51 Bottom of the Deck52:13 Card 1 54:00 Card 2  56:30 Card 3

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3030:00 THIS IS THE FASTEST ROUTE! 🤩🏎️🔥🚦45:22 Bottom of the Deck49:17 Card 1 52:13 Card 253:12 Card 3    

This Reading is for the New Moon in Taurus! May 16, 20264:01 PM EST25°Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #3020:00 FINALLY!!! YOUR NEW CONTRACT BEGINS! 📜✍️🤩🎉 New Moon in Taurus, 2026 24:26 Bottom of the Deck32:50 Card 1 36:40 Card 2 46:23 Card 3 

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #301 0:00 DAM! 🦫 EVEN THE DEVIL IS ON YOUR SIDE! 😂 666 👹 34:10 Bottom of the Deck40:44 Card 1 42:33 Card 2  49:34 Card 3 50:30 Clarification Here is the episode I mentioned “DAM, THIS IS A POWER MOVE!” 🦫😈 #255: https://youtu.be/-k7c3OGM-QA?si=ZyDKYoUbVkugbIL3 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Happy 300th episode!🎉Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #300 0:00 THIS IS URGENT!!!🚨😱 24 HRS. 👀⏰10:33 Bottom of the Deck13:44 Card 114:05 Card 2 14:48 Card 3 15:16 Clarification 23:02 Sound returns 23:32

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2990:00 THEY THOUGHT THEY TRICKED YOU, BUT… 😈👻🎃 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2980:00 IT’S 2 L8!👩‍💻YOU ALREADY WON!♟️😈48:37 Bottom of the Deck50:29 Card 150:50 Card 2 52:44 Card 3 55:59 93 👋

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2970:00 BEWARE! ⚠️ THIS PERSON IS A FRAUD! 👁️ 38:31 Bottom of the Deck45:27 Card 1  48:39 Card 2 50:17 Card 3 51:35 Clarification Noah Kahan, The Great Divide full album: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUduvFwpTBp2aa7z4N8QNlSkezIrWPeao&si=LGU6Jzcy-uE73u1r  

This Reading is for May, 2026. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2960:00 THEY ARE BEING FORCIBLY REMOVED! 🚨🚔👮🪽⚖️ May, 202647:13 Bottom of the Deck49:30 Card 150:20 Card 255:50 Card 3 

This Reading is for the Full Moon in Scorpio. May 1, 20261:23PM EST11°Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2950:00 THEY THINK YOU’RE A CLONE? 🥸 Full Moon In Scorpio, 202639:44 Bottom of the Deck41:56 Card 1 49:43 Card 255:05 Card 3 

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2940:00 THIS PERSON IS A PARASITE! 🦠😷 28:55 Bottom of the Deck 39:09 Card 1 45:02 Card 2 47:42 Card 3 Noah Kahan Tiny Desk Concert: https://youtu.be/M34D3Ktovfw?si=cGKoI9tRzUUFReGY 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2930:00 THEY’RE TRYING TO SCARE YOU! 😰🫣27:47 Bottom of the Deck33:30 Card 1 34:32 Card 242:00 Card 3 43:57 Clarification  

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2920:00 WAKE UP, IT’S ALL AN ILLUSION! 😴🚨🌀49:36 Bottom of the Deck53:57 Card 1 54:59 Card 2 56:23 Card 3  

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2910:00 THEY TOOK A GAMBLE, AND THEY LOST IT ALL! 🤑💀🎰27:00 Bottom of the Deck34:13 Card 1 42:25 Card 2  45:41 Card 3 46:40 Clarification 

This Reading is for Taurus Season, 2026.Happy Taurus Season and Happy Birthday to all of our Taurus friends! 🎉♉️Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2900:00 THEY WOKE THE BEAST! 😱 Taurus Season, 202648:27 Bottom of the Deck49:42 Card 1 51:09 Card 2 52:45 Card 3 

This Reading is for the New Moon in Aries. April 17, 20267:52 AM EST27°Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2890:00 THEY’RE TRYING TO BREAK YOU! 🤬🧿 New Moon in Aries, 202649:09 Bottom of the Deck51:33 Card 152:16 Card 255:04 Card 356:59 Ten of Bows, The Wildwood Tarot 

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2880:00 OUCH, THAT STINGS! 🔥23:56 Bottom of the Deck28:56 Card 1 37:39 Card 2 47:25 Card 3 

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2870:00 ACCESS GRANTED! ✅43:06 Bottom of the Deck44:48 Card 147:56 Card 252:33 Card 3

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #2860:00 THEY DON’T HAVE THE PASSWORD! 🚫 🔐30:14 Bottom of the Deck 37:55 Card 142:33 Card 2 51:39 Card 3