The Morning Blitz

Bobaflex and Warning Labels - The Morning Blitz 4-10-26

Self-Medicating and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 4-9-26

Blitz Therapy and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-8-26

Ozempic Divorce and a Penis Parade - The Morning Blitz 4-7-26

Your Teenage Uber Driver and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 4-6-26

A Criminal Toe Sucker and Man-Lowance - The Morning Blitz 4-3-26

Goose Says I-O and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 4-2-26

Blitz Therapy and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-1-26

Zombie Filler and the Midwest Goodbye - The Morning Blitz 3-31-26

Dookie Cough and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 3-30-26

Bob Barker and Beer - The Morning Blitz 3-27-26

Heywood Banks and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 3-26-26

Adult Easter Baskets and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 3-25-26

No Twerking Allowed and 80s Movies - The Morning Blitz 3-24-26

Misheard Lyrics and TikTok People - The Morning Blitz 3-23-26

Small Town Life and Lil Rel - The Morning Blitz 3-20-26

Precious Moments and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 3-19-26

Fart Counter and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 3-18-26

Calling Dibs and an Irish Quiz - The Morning Blitz 3-17-26

Brain Cell Computers and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 3-16-26

Wake N Bake and Gen Z Slang - The Morning Blitz 3-13-26

Leprechauns and A.I. Offloading - The Morning Blitz 3-12-26

Blitz Therapy and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 3-11-26

OSU President and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 3-10-26

Sexy Media and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 3-9-26

Mark Henry In Studio and the Seat Divorce Trend - The Morning Blitz 3-6-26

Emergency Poop and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 3-5-26

Doctor Hookup and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 3-4-26

Number Of Kisses and Elephant Snot - The Morning Blitz 3-3-26

Foot In Mouth and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 3-2-26

Mythical Coin of Destiny and the Spotify Urn - The Morning Blitz 2-27-26

Covid 2026 and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 2-26-26

Rate The A-Hole and Blitz Therapy - The Morning Blitz 2-25-26

Dirty Foreign Words and Deer Sex - The Morning Blitz 2-24-26

Medical Mistakes and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 2-23-26

Drunk Olympics and a Dumb Debate - The Morning Blitz 2-20-26

Sneaking Out and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 2-19-26

Blitz Therapy and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 2-18-26

Toughest Sport and a Dumb Debate - The Morning Blitz 2-17-26

Valentine's Day and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 2-16-26

Repair Gifts and Don't Blow It For Everyone - The Morning Blitz 2-13-26

Delivery Danger and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 2-12-26

Love Is Blind and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 2-11-26

Red Tuesday and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 2-10-26

National Poop Day and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 2-9-26

Dodge Heat and Jamie Lissow - The Morning Blitz 2-6-26

Boner Honey and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 2-5-26

Don't Blow It For Everyone and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 2-4-26

Brain Reading Headphones and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 2-3-26

The Perfect Pie Chart and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 2-2-26