The Morning Blitz

There are people with specific things that you just simply do not mess withHow to deal with a boss who brings his 9 year old brat kid to the office all the timeA new pumpkin decoration called "Jabberin' Jack" sings a raunchy songWhat were you so desperate for, that you went to great extremes to get it? Some adults want to eat from the kids' menu and some restaurants will not allow that

Who was that weird kid in your school that could do weird things no one else could?A young boy had an accident in his pants and his best friend was really cool about itTell us how you got injured by something funnyA drunk man drove 150 miles....oh, he was also blindYour car is easy to find when the back window says "Fat Chicks Only"

Goose caused a man to have the worst day of his life at a sports barHow did you get completely knocked out cold?How often you should replace your pillowTell us how your parents destroyed your childhood dreamIs it okay for a woman to breastfeed a baby that is not hers?

We revisit what was happening on the Blitz 25 years ago todayHall of Fame Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in studio to talk Ohio State vs TexasGen Alpha has changed society by deciding that it is ok to fart freelyWould you take parenting advice from childless people?Tell us how you handle it when someone in line is still shopping at the grocery store

What is that one movie quote you would get a tattoo of?A mayor likes to run around with no pants on and will no longer be mayorWomen admit that they weigh themselves before and after they poopWe reenact drama from social media about the school bus stop You will need medical help if an eel ACCIDENTALLY crawls up your b-hole

We want to know the best "Yeahs" in songsA.I. can now run background checks on first dates or anyone you wantA mom wants to know if it's ok to flirt with a coach to help her daughter make the team?Everyday inconveniences that drive us crazyThe NFL season kicks off tonight

Goose got some great therapy at his wedding thanks to Thick Rick's wifeFlorida tourism wants to cross promote the state with GTA6, but they don't know the gamePeople at Goose's wedding were confused by the family dynamic here at the radio stationMake $10,000 per month as an icre cream taste tester for Snoop DoggThe greatest sci-fi movies of all time

Goose had to go have a chat with a salon manager and defend Nora's honorBuckeye Hall Of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk Ohio State footballWalgreens has come out with what may be the worst product everWe break out the mythical coin of destiny to find out how things will go for Goose's weddingOne man shows us why you should never go skydiving with cats

Big Bird went online and asked how everyone was doing and did not get a great responseGoose is over the wedding prep after his rehearsal dinner took 17 minutesWhat do people think they are really good at until they run into a professional?Should there ever be a guest at wedding that slept with the bride or the groom in the past?The serial butt sniffer is back at it again

What adult thing did you think you would never have to explain to an adult?Things that some women do just like a manBefore you decide to go to the Burning Man festival, you better check out the rulesWomen love to start relationships with prisoners and now we have the reasons whyAccording to Ranker.com, Ohio does not put off very good vibes

Wagers are now being placed on Goose's weddingGoose thinks it's cheating because Thick helped his friend with his fantasy football draftKids love chicken nuggets...what are chicken nuggets in other countries?Tell us when you got into a big fight with your significant other before a huge eventGoose asked his fiance for one last day at home by himself before their wedding

There was Goose with a broke down car off the road while in dire need of a bathroomVin Diesel tried to sing Dolly Parton and it did not go wellThe strangest laughs from people on the internetCompact discs are making a comebackObetz Mayor, Angela Kirk, stops by the show to talk Zucchini Fest

Police are catching on to burying contraband on festival groundsDue to a possible medical issue with his dog, Goose went golfingFlorida has a dicso chicken problemThe mom drama on social media is blowing up over OreogateWhat is romance and does your partner think you are romantic?

Our full interview with comedian Dusty Slay

Rice Crispies created a train wreck of a day for GooseWhen were you the victim or beneficiary of accidental nakedness?A man thinks it is crazy that his wife washes the dog bowl after every mealA weatherman has gone viral for out of control laughing during his forecastKelly was sure Goose was a commando guy

Deshaun Watson was the big news in Ohio and then Jed York said 'hold my beer'How did your kid get in trouble at school already?We want to know if you would eat at this particular restaurantSenior citizens are really enjoying their weed these daysTell us the rule that was created at your work specifically because of what someone did

A ridiculous 'Would You Rather?' that no one wants to answerTell us what you can no longer raw dog and actually have to prepare forGen Z is now telling millennials what isn't cool anymoreThick Rick was ready to run away from the Hollywood CasinoDarth Vader showed up a city council meeting

If 5 kindergarteners came at you every 30 seconds, how many could you take out?We tell you about a conversation and you tell us if it was with a person or A.I.We are headed to Hollywood Casino for Goose's bachelor party tomorrowTell us which of these things just simply should not existWhat specialized insurance do you have to have for your business?

What a Gen Xer wants in order to get him to attend concerts againA teacher established a fart corner in her classroom complete with a signInsults in other countries that are superior to the United StatesIf you could set up a GoFundMe for anything, what would it be?Bluntman from the Gathering of the Juggalos has been arrested

A campaign wants people to seend their pee to cool data centersYou can't go online and say you are going to bomb Applebee'sBlitz Therapy: Her daughter is 19 and dating a 30 somethingWhat high school pranks were pulled on freshmen at your high school?Not realizing you just got stabbed or shot until someone else sees the blood

School starts this week...what is the best movie revolving around high school?Tell us the grossest thing you ever got on yourselfColumbia House is closing down the business after over 70 yearsThe four hosemen of a doomed relationshipDiscounts are great, but not when it comes to plastic surgery

Things get weird when local news people go off scriptAnimated videos of rock stars acting out their lyricsIs Thick Rick boring or is he just a simple kind of man?The strangest teams that Big 10 teams played against in the 1800sThe best states to visit if you are a swinger

Josh Homme takes Dave Grohl to Bass Pro Shops for the first time.Would you drink a liter of your spouse's bath water for $1,000?Funny insults that people don't realize are insultsGoose is very upset about the new Happy Meal topy at McDonald'sTell us who is on your concert bucket list

Should you have to reveal you are in a wheelchair before a first date?Tubi is loaded with movies that you have never seen beforeThere are people who will eat while sitting on the toiletChat GPT tries to help a woman get out of a whaleGoose is completely baffled by someone having a foot fetish

He had a vasectomy behind his wife's back and she is pissedDr. Amazon might be one of the greatest services out thereWhat is the new asbestos that is killing us these days?Goose's crotch keeps causing the TSA scanner alarm to go offIf a cashier forgets to ring something up, do you say anything?

Tell us what you were warned about, but you did it anywayA woman tries to hump a rainbow in her yardDo you preview a menu before going to the restaurant?Debate over vacationing to an old place or a new placeThe Great Bourbon Affair taste test

Shawn Wayans calls in ahead of his appearance at the Funny BoneGetting below fair market pay deserves below fair market effort in returnTell us how you benefit from getting around the rules of somethingYou have to be careful when you schedule events during football seasonSpending extra money on luxury things that are just not worth it

That terrible moment when you needed a bathroom in the worst wayDid you ever break up with somone because of crazy noises they made during sex?There is a new movie coming out called 'Wicker', and the women are all about itA debate on whether or not you should let your kids win at gamesYou can now go back to Blockbuster to rent a movie...virtually

Goose discovered he likes to be the little spoonWho would win a fight between Jason Statham and Jean-Claude Van Damme in their prime?New extreme Texas Law banning weed vape pens is way over the topThe best punishment for finishing last in your fantasy football leagueMost unusual baby names of the past year

Goose created quite the smell through our buildingCelebrities who are suprisingly bad at their jobsWe read a crazy story from weird wide webA specific item at Chipotle is now making people sickThe new Buc-ee's in Huber Heights is not making any friends

What weird thing did a co-worker bring in to share in the breakroom?Gym bros are getting their protein from baby formula causing a shortage and high costsTell us the gross thing you did in front of or to your spouseA theater had to be evacuated during a showing of the new Spiderman movieStrange things people have to do for customers at their job

Tell us what you blurted out about someone and didn't know they could hear youA town finally got rid of 300,000 pounds of 20 year old fish sauce...so that's goodIf you got Cyclospora from Taco Bell, a class action lawsuit has begunA judge found himself guilty and fined himself the maximum penaltyHalf of all working people have had sex at work

Tell us what you currently possess that you shouldn't haveA grandfather is disappointed with his grandkids because they didn't party hard enoughYou have a family gathering at an AirBnB and everyone has to share one bar of soapHave you ever given or received a breakup gift?A policeman disguised as a bush busted 72 people driving on their phones in one day

That awkward moment when you find out your ex is dating your new girlfriend's dadThings Gen X had to deal with as kids that would really frustrate kids todayDid you ever slap someone in the face or get slapped?What if your penis had its own soundboard?People would rather get no inheritance than go through all the junk when someone dies

Rabid beavers are terrorizing New YorkersTell us where you your lost your kidThe most used men's and women's names in song historyBrides who only ask unattractive girls to be their bridemaidsWhen you find out your friends are cheating at the monthly poker game

We found the worst thing that ever happened in a mosh pitGoose's fiance wants to put their CashApp address under 'Just Married' on the car windowSomething you are very good at, but you don't talk about itTell us how a moving company screwed up your moveThe longest running rock bands that never broke up or went on hiatus

Goose went all 'Get off my lawn' at Zoombezi BayWe were given Mint Chill Dude Wipes and our curiosity got the best of usPeople are now trying to get cyclospora on purpose so they can lose weightOne of the Island Boys was arrested here in ColumbusTell us how hard you spoil your pet

Our annual toy drive to benefit Nationwide Children's Hospital

Jimothy has become a national superstarTell us what specific food you could eat every single dayWhat lie was told about you in the past that you happily let continue?Reacting to someone having a serious conversation with themself in publicGuess the secret sound

Letting your young kid have a motorized vehicleA woman has gone viral for her itchy foot video on a cruiseWhat to do when you and your best friend's partner don't like each otherAn Oakland A's rookie kept playing through a crazy injuryA.I. radio personalities don't have emotions and it really shows

Goose took his teenager out for his first driving lessonTell us what your ex ruined for youA new pregnant doll comes complete with C-section baby in amniotic sacGet the new Pokemon sex toys before they sell outAre you a fast walker or a slow walker and is it a relationship issue?

Would you marry a former bank robber?Tell us your legendary family secretThere are people who actually collect toenailsHiding drugs in every part of your bodyThe best sports nicknames of all time

A listener is fed up with her man doing nothing but drinking everydayTell us why you shaved someone elseA new dating app plans your entire date out for youPolice were upset that Phish fans were doing drugs at the concertDon't Blow It For Everyone

Tell us what restaurant you ate at twice in one dayGoose and Thick Rick want to compete in a demolition derby at the county fairThe San Antonio Spurs play by play guy was fired, but should he have been?A real Florida man has sex with a vacuum on his front lawnWere you ever driving and left the ground Dukes of Hazzard style?

A guy got in a bar fight and chose seagulls as his weaponApparently, most people have been singing 'Welcome To The Jungle' all wrongPeople that share hidden secrets about various things in online groupsLinkin Park doesn't know anything about anythingLife is full of little lessons...what lesson do you live by?

We have a new stomach bug to worry aboutWhen did you have to explain something that was perceived completely wrong?Blitz listeners include people who knew killers, people who were spies, and moreThe firefighter didn't make enough money to be good enough for her daughterMexican Batman is catching criminals and taping them to telephone polls

A kid came out of surgery and could still play a helluva guitar soloGoing to a strip club is one thing, Craigslist strippers are something elseMatt texted in to tell us why he hates each one of usA man can't do his community service without his emotional support bearded dragonWhat is the most unique wedding you have been to?

Did you grow up in a TV house with family breakfast everyday?A serial pool pooper has finally been caughtBackrub babies and other strange conceptionsYou can bring a plus one, but not THAT oneMany predict that we should prepare for a lot more of 'Big Brother' in the future

The funny things America is googling about the World CupTell us how far a business has gone to keep you as a customerAmazing stories from the world of scienceDo you work at a place where everyone goofs off when the boss is out?The things we learned in bars when we were kids

Supergirl is a Gen Zer, so things are different for her in today's worldA guy on tikTok started his first junk drawer and wants to know what goes in itYou can't use a butt plug as a card holder at the World Series of PokerNorway soccer fans took over Time Square in New YorkWe are sick of having these products constantly shoved in our faces