The Non Essentials Podcast

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The Non Essentials Podcast

The Non Essentials Podcast discuses current events through the lens on the bottom of a whiskey glass. So join us for some laughs and even walk away learning a few things.

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    EPISODE 150: Big Wave Betting on Milwaukee Fraud Queen Jessica Vlasseman

    We did it! Live at the Comedy Cabin for our 150th episode we cover some old fan favorite plus update how we were swindled and hoodwinked by Wisconsin con artist Jessica Vlasseman a.k.a. Jessica Danger. Jake gives an art history lesson that will blow you away.

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    Episode 149: Dropping Jake Paul's Beaver off at Somalian Daycares

    We're back  from a hiatus. Seriously, what has it been 4 to 5 days tops since our last episode? No, but seriously sorry about the delay and thank you for joining us for episode 149. We are tying to think of a fun way to do 150 so let us know and we can try to put together something fun everyone can go to. 

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    Episode 148: Ozempic Horse Lips and Cat Fiasco

    Jake dreams about a career in Acting, Zombie Rabbit, Ozempic Fallout, Stealth Pooper and more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast. 

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    Episode 147: Ye Gas Lighting A Hoe’s Roaches off a Korean Ship

    Chappell Roan, Quan Mills, Kayne, New pope, Korea's Navy issues 

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    Episode 146: Chicken Jockey Dire Wolves Howling at the Moon

    Only fans numbers are frightening for young women, that dirt smell might be evolutionarily advantageous, Is it a true Dire Wolf or a waste of time, Vivarium movie review, Minecraft cinema fun, Living forever, and more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast. Thank you for joining us, please support our sponser Comedy Cabin by going to Cabinlaughs.comAnd consider joining our Patreon... or don't... thanks for reading this far though...... how are you? Ok sorry now this is awkward. Smoke BOMB!!!!!!!! .........I should have ran when the smoke bomb went off. 

  6. 184

    Episode 145: Kanye and Elon Penniless at the GangBang

    Thanks for joining us, the Penny is going away, Gangbangs have tricky rules, Crypto Hawk Tuah coins are bad news, Elon's hanging out with Kanye too much, An Asteroid is coming for us and a Lady is Her"Ass"ing a lovers ex. All that plus puns. Your welcome for the good time and tell your friends. Our numbers are terrible. 

  7. 183

    Episode 144A: The Haunted Lemp Brewery

    Step into the eerie depths of St. Louis' haunted Lemp Brewery as Rene takes us on a chilling journey through its dark and mysterious history. From the rise of the Lemp family’s brewing empire to the tragic tales of heartbreak, scandal, and untimely deaths, discover why this historic site is considered one of the most haunted places in America. Uncover the spirits said to still roam the brewery’s abandoned halls and explore the secrets buried beneath the surface. This episode is perfect for history buffs, paranormal enthusiasts, and anyone who dares to listen.

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    Episode 144: Brain Worms Launching Nukes On Grandma’s Invisible Mice

    We are back after a hiatus talking brain worms, invisible mice, grandma protection, nuclear war plus tons more on this episode of TNEP

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    Episode 143: Ordering Sunshine for Our Ai Created Doom

    Adam's getting eggs in a new fashion, Brighten your night with an app, Earth's baby moon, A prolific musician is unmasked and arrested, videogames just got spun on their head, New burglar deterrence, and a Murder Mystery we hop you play along with.

  10. 180

    Episode 142:Jesus’s Blanket wiping off Your New Skin Care

    Sorry for the delayed episode. Jake had a pretty good bout with the plague going around. So what's in store of this episode? Olympic reminiscing brings back found memories of Hip Hop dancing and vaulters. Time apparently runs different on the Moon? Apple stock has been a strong miss for a long time, A new skincare routine all the cool inbred kids are trying, and Jesus’s blanket gets examined plus more on this episode. 

  11. 179

    Episode 141A: Mary Ann Cotton

    In this chilling episode of The Non Essentials Podcast, Rene takes us into the dark and twisted life of Mary Ann Cotton, Britain's first female serial killer. Born into poverty in the 19th century, Cotton left a trail of death in her wake, marrying multiple times and losing husbands, children, and lovers under suspicious circumstances. Was she an unlucky widow or a cunning poisoner driven by greed?Join us as we unravel the macabre tale of how Mary Ann Cotton used arsenic to commit heinous crimes, becoming one of the most notorious figures in Victorian England. Discover the grisly details of her life, the investigation that led to her capture, and the ultimate fate that befell this deadly woman.If you enjoy exploring the shadowy corners of history, don’t forget to subscribe to The Non Essentials Podcast on YouTube, share these eerie stories with your friends, and find us on Patreon for exclusive content and more!

  12. 178

    Episode 141: Saint Lizzo Piercing Trump's Ear on The I.S.S.

    Lizzo space math, Teeth vision, New young saints from the church all sorts of good strange stuff happen this week. Oh and something happen in a rally as well somewhere. You probably haven't heard of it. We check in on Hauk Tuah girl before her fame dies and catch up on everything going on in the world on this episode of The Non Essentials Pocast

  13. 177

    Episode 140: Tornado Hauk Tuah’d My Regrown Teeth

    Hauk Tuah has the internet in a headlock, Janesville was hit by a tornado, 2 old dudes are debating, and tons more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast. Thanks for joining us and sending in stories to make this happy. The internet tell us to tell our listeners to share this with your friends but I say no. Keep it a cool kids club. 

  14. 176

    Episode 139: Fart Breathe is Warming The Atlantic

    You listening to music driving to the negotiation? Maury would have trouble finding out someone isn't the mother to their own kids. Jake goes full tinfoil hat and Adam has a new form of birth control for men called.... well.... Adam. Plus tons more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast

  15. 175

    Episode 138: Bunch of Misfits Painting Royalty

    Special Misfits themed episode of 138 in honor of the song "We are 138". Marriage, Brady's Netflix roast, That strange painting of the British king all solved and summed up nicely on this episode. Love listening? Check out the show on Youtube and like and subscribe and all that good stuff to help support this project for each and every one of you.

  16. 174

    Episode 137A: Belle Boyd

    Rene returns bringing Adam, Jake, and our awesome listeners a story of confederate espionage perpetrated by a fiery youth during one of America's darkest periods. The civil war plunged our country's future into chaos and uncertainly. A southern girl named Belle Boyd found herself there pivotal in the way the war unfolded, and responsible for the way her life ended up. Rene navigates us through this rebel's life in classic informative and engaging recounting of infamous Belle Boyd. Thanks for joining us and please consider supporting us on Patreon and like and sub on Youtube as well . 

  17. 173

    Episode 137: Eclipse Fallout

    Jake finally cuts his hair  to donate (special thanks to Marissa, check out the video on Youtube). Balls eclipse the actually eclipse, Cloud Seeding, OJ Simpson finally kicks the bucket, Ozempic babies,  and tons more on this special episode. Also we have the return of Rene for Episode 137A coming out next week! 

  18. 172

    Episode 136:Boeing Down on Frozen Legs

    MLB betting scandals, Ariana Grande divorce payout, Boeing suicides, and freezing leg scams on this episode of TNEP.

  19. 171

    Episode 135: Mike Tyson Leaves His Wife in Madagascar

    Adam is back from his trip abroad and Jake has an art experience  with the unhoused. Mike Tyson steps back into the ring , Rachel Dolezal remerges, and Madagascar aims to set a tone on this episode of TNEP. 

  20. 170

    Episode:134 Taylor'd Bowl of Biden Brain Chips

    Happy Taylor Bowl who is not a spy op…..she isn’t. All sort of Super Bowl Banter to torture Adam with as well as Sexting legal updates. Vince McMahon’s life takes a WWE turn, Elon cooking up something new for election season plus tons more on this episode of TNEP.

  21. 169

    Episode 133: Saving Dogs While A.I. Moves Swiftly Toward Stanley Cups

    Somehow drinking saved over 200 dogs! We are heroes! Actually no, our listeners are heroes helping place over 200 pacemakers to save dog’s lives. All joking aside we are pretty proud of this one and jump in the details during this episode. Also nitrogen was used for an execution for the first time in American history, Stanley cups continue the bizarre trend they have found themselves on. Doctors are still paying for our kinks, a teen is caught making strange deposits at a bank in Utah, A strange occurrence has Kansas wondering what went down resulting in 3 deaths, and Taylor Swift is being propagated by A.I. is unpleasant ways.Special thank you to all our listeners, be sure to follow our Youtube as well, and consider supporting us on Patreon. 

  22. 168

    Episode 132: Handicap Accessible Secret Tunnels Under Epstein’s Island

    A nightmare for announcers is heading to college, Kat Williams unloaded secrets shaking up the comedy world, Why you want to keep a can of Off in the Czech, Secret Jewish Tunnels? What a great week of headline we have had for this episode. 

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    Episode 131: Chewing The Fat On Pornhub's Yearly Insights

    Jake's favorite time of the year has come as we dive into all the stats that pornhub released. Turns out we are all maturing but not the way you would think, We comb through state's interests and revealing numbers. Plus learn about how car thieves are evolving as well. Thanks for joining us bringing 2023 to a close. 

  24. 166

    Episode 130:Shakespeare Breaking Hearts That Keep My Dog’s Pacemaker Warm

    Strange circumcision practices, Man's best friends pulmonary needs, Shakespeare was negging before it was cool, Panera's charged with a crime, plus tons more on this episode of TNEP.    

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    Episode 128: Spooky Italians Moms Giving Out Tricks

    Halloween has came and went as we dive into italian moms dealing with homesteading kids, free range restaurant kids, Moms trying to be way to cool at house parties, an how to guide of how to flavor your finisher move, an Elon update oh and so much more on this spooky episode on TNEPBe sure to follow us on Youtube as well and support on Patreon. We do this at an incredible loss, but if you get happiness out of it then it's worth it. 

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    Episode 126:Illegal Mexican Aliens Testing I.Q.s On An IPhone 12

    Episode 126 of The Non Essentials Podcast had us rolling with laughter as we delved into a wild mix of topics. First up, we explored the hilarious world of fake art – from faux Picassos to pretend Pollocks, the art forgery game is truly an art in itself! Then, we dove deep into the conspiracy theory that had iPhone 12 users fearing radiation! But the real highlight?  We also dared to tackle the "World's Shortest IQ Test," Also Jake, our resident A.I. optimist, who had us pondering the future plus more on this episode. Tune in to The Non Essentials Podcast and laugh along with us!If you've been enjoying The Non Essentials Podcast and want to support us even further, we'd love to have you join our Patreon community! By becoming a Patreon member. Your support helps us keep the laughter coming and ensures that we can continue to create entertaining episodes. So, if you're a fan of our podcast and want to be a part of our inner circle, head over to our Patreon page and consider joining today. We can't wait to welcome you into our podcast family!

  29. 161

    Episode 125: Spanish Vomit Comet Walking on The Sun

    We lost some musical legends, hear about a trip to Spain, 70's show Hyde turns out to be without character, Barstool sports pulls a fast one, and The Great Wall of China is knocked down a peg. Plus more on this episode of TNEP 

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    Episode 124: Lizzo Granting Wendy’s Wish For A Wife Pleaser

    Tricky Wendy's Manager, Maui Wildfires, Lizzo Antics, Wisconsin's Upper Peninsula Origins, Make a Wish gets a tough one, Ancient Torture, Plus more on this episode of TNEP.Also, we are gonna be taking a fews weeks to catch the end of Summer. 

  31. 159

    Episode 123: Pee Wee’s Reservoir Dog Days of Adventure

    Adam takes the loss of Pee Wee hard, Brotherly love means different things to Manatees, Bruce Willis may get another role, and dogs steal the show on this episode plus much more.  

  32. 158

    Episode 122: Only Families Doing Shark Bumps Off Twitter's X

    Elon doing Elon things, Jake's son is already upstaging him, No tree is safe in the Queen's private garden, Sharks get a bit more dangerous, and we learn a bit about the lord. Plus much more on this episode of TNEP.

  33. 157

    Episode 121: Lucky Mom Testing Afronauts

    A big Winner in LA. Ever heard of the Zambian Space Program? Mother's body sold to the Military for bomb testing uncovers other horrors, and Jake throws a curveball

  34. 156

    Episode 120: Prison Karen Cornholing Gymnastic Doctors

    There is a new Cornhole hero in town, Mrs Maxwell is thriving in prison while Gymnastic Doctors do not, Adam teaches Jake more kid lingo. Zuch reveals his big move against twitter, and china leads the way in treating men and much more on this episode of TNEP. 

  35. 155

    Episode 119: Flying Cars Down Seagull’s Butter Popcorn Rizz

    Wow we got a good one for you today, I dare say one of our best. Adam brings us stuff you never knew about sent. Wifi cameras become a spy to all, Cars are on the edge of tomorrow with flying, A seagull lures a man to lust. Jake learns new words to ruin for his children and we get a chess scandal update.  

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    Episode 118: Aliens Eating Vegans While Hitler Coaches Third

    We figure out how Jake and Adam would do in prison, Hear some vegan perspectives, paintings by Hitler, doctor tips from the 1800’s, how you would do in an alien invasion, and yes….. we mention the sub.

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    Episode 117A: Anne Bonny

    We are diving into the turbulent life of Anne Bonny, the notorious pirate queen of the Caribbean. In this gripping podcast, we unravel the enigmatic tale of a woman who defied societal norms and sailed fearlessly through treacherous waters. From her birth in Ireland to her scandalous love affair and eventual piracy alongside Calico Jack Rackham, Anne Bonny's story is one of audacity, adventure, and rebellion. Join us as we navigate through historical records, personal accounts, and folklore to bring you the captivating narrative of a woman who left an indelible mark on the high seas. Prepare to be captivated by the legend of Anne Bonny, the fierce pirate queen whose name still echoes through the ages.

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    Episode 117: Peeing On Canadian Wildfires to Distract From UFOs

    From the strange onset of Quebec's wildfires to the uncaring of incredible UFO news we had quite a strange week. We learned some useful what to dos in the event of a Jelly Fish sting. Touch on Target's approach to June and get quite a dose of European History. Thanks for joining us on this episode. Be sure to subscribe for updates when new episode come out. Also next week Mrs. Wright takes us back to hear about one of The craziest unlikely pirate stories putting Jack Sparrow to shame. 

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    Episode 116: Biden Time While China Backdoors Ibm's Cheese Wheel

    Biden's fall or narrow escape? Fall..... definitely  fall. Speaking of falling we learned about the largest waterfall in the world. Also in falling news a new champion is crowned in the famous Cheese Wheel race. A cure for aging is now within grasp, but you might have to have a creepy grasp to obtain it. The worst 911 call you have ever heard, and tons more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast. 

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    Episode 115: Martha's Swimsuit Spreads Africanized Bees Stinging French Priests

    Martha Stewarts Swimsuit Spread catches the world by surprise. A bus in nicaraguan careens off a cliff through Africanized bees, Catholicism has made a new sorting system for  french Pedos,

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    Comic Spotlight 4: Sasha Rosser

    Sasha Rosser is a Russian-American stand-up with a nerd’s take on black and blue comedy. Covering everything from divorce to serial killer's brains,  her dark, irreverent act has been seen at clubs, corporate events, and comedy festivals across North America. She has performed with national headliners including Matteo Lane, Shane Torres, and Dave Attell. Sasha is a regular and headliner at Laugh Factory: Chicago and has been chosen to perform on Comedians You Should Know, Comedy on State's "Best of the Midwest" showcase, and Kenan Thompson's Ultimate Comedy Showcase. In 2022 she founded Cheshire Cat Comedy, a Madison-based production company that organizes stand-up and variety shows across Wisconsin, and in 2023 she was a finalist in Madison's Funniest Comic Competition.

  42. 148

    Episode 114: High Caliber Lady Throws Kremlin Under The Bus

    Happy Belated May the 4th. Technical issues pushed it back but we still brought the goods. Dog and Cat watching Tv, a shot heard round the block probably, Ethics in regards to a marathon, Serial Sperm donor....... yup, The Navy's new recruiting methods, Putin confuses what war means, and a Bus driver that is actually a teacher. That and more on this episode. Please give a subscribe to our youtube page, sign into your friend's phone and do it, and give us a review where ever you listen. Also coming soon we do another Comic Spotlight Interviewing Madison Comic Sasha Rosser . Thanks and get out and enjoy this weather!Also consider joining our Patreon, ya know for the effort (Joe Pesci voice) https://www.patreon.com/TheNonEssentialsPodcast

  43. 147

    Comic Spotlight 3: Chris Schlichting

    Recently Headlining at The Comedy Cabin in Janesville Wi. We had a blast on this spotlight episode with Chris diving into everything from his origins to interest in the Paranormal. Growing up on the mean streets of Iowa, Chris Schlichting knew that he either had to take up standup comedy or join the notorious Midwest gang known as “The Farmers.” He is quickly gaining a reputation as one of the best comics on the planet, and by “planet” we mean “his street.” Described as “hilarious” by his mom, and “not good at sports” by his dad, Chris takes pride in his immature and lovable style.-Be sure to go to ChriSchlichting.com and follow Chris on IG:SchlickcomedyTiktok:SchlickcomedyFB: Chris Schlichting

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    Episode 113: The Dalai Lama's Nikes Ruined Kim Kardashian's Life

    What the hell is going on with The Lama? Ben Affleck's Air pays it forward, and surprise surprise Kim Kardashian is a man eater after all. All that and more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast. Also, please go subscribe to our Youtube page. 

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    TNEP Comic Spotlight 2: Jared Porter

    Jared Porter is a rising star in the Madison, Wisconsin comedy scene. With his quick wit, clever jokes, and charming stage presence, he has been making audiences laugh and winning over fans with every performance. Standing tall with long hair and a beard, Jared has a distinct look that matches his unique style of comedy. He is a master at weaving personal stories and observations into his sets, making each performance feel intimate and relatable.Last year, he showed the world what he was capable of when he finished in the top 5 of Comedy on State's yearly competition, and hopes to be crowned Madison's funniest and join a short list of elites from our State.Jared has also had the opportunity to share the stage with some of the biggest names in comedy, including Shane Torres, Jay Chandrasekhar, and Phil Hanley. His ability to hold his own in the company of such established and talented comedians speaks volumes about his skill and potential.follow him here https://www.instagram.com/_jaredporter_/https://www.facebook.com/jared.porter.73https://twitter.com/GoodJobVeryCool

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    Episode 112: Bud Light’s Kid Glued Together A Bird Feeder

    Meat glue, call for AI development halt, What noises in bed true purpose are, Bud Light pisses a Kid off, and tons more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast. 

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    Episode 111:Cocaine Bear Eating Mammoth Meatballs in a Mansion

    Cardi Bi kicks us off with sage lyrics, Cocaine Bear's director's, Mammoths roaming again soon, California's Mansion tax is no April fools joke, plus tons more on the excellent episode of TNEP

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    EPISODE 110: Gwyneth Paltrow French Fried While Clintons Double Dared Duke of Hazard.

    Gwyneth Paltrow has some trouble on the slopes, A Dog day afternoon in Florida doesn't disappoint, Hillary and Chels have a ball at a musical, Tik tok ban, and Chatgpt plus tons more on this episode of TNEP

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    TNEP Comic Spotlight 1: Alex Savant

    Quickly climbing through the ranks of comics in the state-line area, Alex has found a voice that sounds just as comfortable shouting over a pool hall jukebox as it does delivering biting satire in the area's most historic theaters. This stiff upper lip style follows in the working class traditions of Pryor and Carlin - critical but not thoughtless, unabashed but not crass.

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    Episode 109: Aaron Rodgers Say Goodbye to Joe Biden's Ninja Turtles

    Black eye's son, Bank's imploding, Packers and Aaron break up, Lord of the rings is starting a Wonka type sweepstakes, Which toilet paper taste best? All of that and more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast. 

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

The Non Essentials Podcast discuses current events through the lens on the bottom of a whiskey glass. So join us for some laughs and even walk away learning a few things.

HOSTED BY

Adam Riley , Jake Bussie, and Mrs. Wright

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