PODCAST · sports
The Offensive Third
by Brett Hullander, Hemal Patel, Ryan Poore, Asher Hale
A humorous take on all things EPL, Fantasy EPL and current affairs as they relate to football, from the perspective of 4 Knoxville natives.
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-Villa! You had one job!
Send us Fan MailAs the title says we'll be talking about Spurs' resurrection back to safety in the league, Arsenal scoring goals, United putting it on Liverpool, as well as a week's champions league goings on. This week's hosts are Asher, Cobalt, Jules and Ryan. Join us for this fun-filled episode where the team is slightly out of it, and very much on one so to speak.
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Jules is dead part 2
Send us Fan MailWe'll be covering the week's premier league goings on as well as the anticipated champions league match ups. We start out the week with the FA cup semi-finals outings or the 4 semi-finalists as well as the run-in, some promotion matchups in the championship as well as OneKnox's continued cup run(s). Oh and Jules gets inducted into the Malort covenant.
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Jules is dead
Send us Fan MailPart 1 of our 2 parter... don't worry we didn't give you a bonus episode the power just went out and we had to split this episode up. Welcome to this week's episode and hear all about our weekends, and Malort.
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Welp that's that
Send us Fan MailCobalt and Casey are done with the season, Jules is looking for a Chelsea goal, Asher's finally got something good to say about Van Dijk, and Ryan, well Ryan's still got no hope. We discuss this week's premier league's goings on, after a watch party for the Arsenal/City game. We also dive into the Champions League's goings on and have some local OneKnox rundown as well as Women's friendlies to round out the show.
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We thought we got rid of Dale
Send us Fan MailWe've got 6 of us this week so buckle up. Dale and Cobalt have accepted the Arsenal bottle, Asher has resigned himself to Liverpool of now, Jules is totally fine with the Chelsea loss, and we welcome Matty our guest Manchester United fan, who discusses United's future and current trajectory. We visit this week's upcoming Champions League games along with all of this week's premier league goings on.
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Boofing Franzia
Send us Fan MailCobalt, Ryan, Asher and Jules are back, and only 1 of the 4 are happy for this weeks epsiode. Cobalt's in the inevitable Arsenal funk as the capitulation continues for the Gunners. Ryan's team didn't do any worse this season but he's still on his Spurs are going down wagon, Asher lets us know how he feels about the Liverpool players currently, and Jules is in seventh heaven!!! Tune to hear all about it, as well as alot of side bars!
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Lobsters never die
Send us Fan MailWe have 4 hosts this week, made up of Cobalt, Asher, Ryan and Jules is back! We get a run down of the USA game, a brief update on the England game, and discuss the Tudor exit at Tottenham, and Salah's decision to leave at the end of the season.
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Japan was 10 years ago
Send us Fan MailThis week we have a new host, Julianna "Jules" Deyo is helping keeping the order this week, and here to give us the run down on local soccer with OneKnox FC and the She Believes Cup. We talk about the mid week premier league games, the weekends FA cup games, as well as our take on the champions league upcoming run down along with next weeks premier league games. Ryan's offically lost hope! Cobalt's math is bad, and he clearly is not listening to Jules, and Asher is out here having a decent time!
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Tottenham have broken Ryan
Send us Fan MailTottenham continue their decent towards the championship, Arsenal pull off a nervy win and there are goals galore on Saturday.
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Just the two of us
Send us Fan MailThis week, its just the two amigos, Ryan and Cobalt, so it'll be a slightly more real look at things in terms of this past week's premier league's goings on, although there was some flashing to discuss in the Cheslea game, did you see it? If not we'll let you know what happened.
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A weekend for the subs
Send us Fan MailDale, Cobalt and Ryan are holding the down the fort this week breaking down all the weekend's games including the first Liverpool loss of the season (Finally!), and the relegated teams as they do bits after coming up. All this along with some very average assessments around the Balon D'or and a look at their fantasy gameweek decisions.
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Manager swaps?
Send us Fan MailThis week we have Dale, Cobalt, Ryan and Asher (he's back!) discussing all the goings on in the premier league from continued transfer rumors, the charity shield game analysis (if you want to call it that), as well as FPL goings on and a new segment called "Listen up F*rs" where we will have a fun hypothetical, or have one our guys go off on a rant, regardless of what each week entails, it should be a nice addition for the 25/26 season. Join us for our first pod of the 25/26 season, as we rev back up for our weekly attempts at being footy pundits!
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Episode 37 - Its coming home, again
Send us Fan MailThis week you'll get all your transfer news and rumors along with a look at England's Lioness path through the Euros and win today. Colbalt, Dale and Ryan are hosting this week and will give you a little preview at their early predictions on winners and FPL teams.
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Episode 36 - The original 3 are back
Send us Fan MailDale, Cobalt and Ryan are hosting today as they watch the Costa Rica and USA quarterfinals and discuss the club work cup goings on as well as the latest transfer news. Oh, and Cobalt's young lions finally give him something to be cheerful about!
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Epsiode 34 - PSG Spank Inter
Send us Fan MailWelcome back, TOT fans!We're coming at you live this week with our recap of an absolute hiding in Germany as PSG finally get the trophy they have craved. We discuss the game, get into some transfer banter, and just sort of hang out and chat as the season winds down and the summer lull comes on. During the summer, our pods will be more bi-weekly and mostly just us having a chat about footy news or whatever comes to mind. We would LOVE to hear from you. Please send us comments, suggestions questions, or tell us we're shit! We just want to know what you would like to hear. Reach out to us via text, message our FB, or use the comment function on this page. Thank you for listening, and as always, WE LOVE YOU!
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Epsiode 32 - Season's coming to an end, are Arsenal too?
Send us Fan MailIts the OG three this week and we are sorry. We dive into the premier league happenings this week, and ask the question, will Arsenal spurs it up? We take a look at the European competitions and review this week's mid-week results and look forward to this week's potential. We dive into a little bit of FIFAs shenanigans with club world cup, and discuss its relavance, and finally we ask the question were Liverpool hungover?
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Episode 31 - Premier League? Let's Talk About Europe, Baby!
Send us Fan MailWelcome back TOT fans! This week we are bringing you the second of two episodes, and we are all hyped up about one thing... Europe!This week Casey and Dale are off, so the other three lads get into a bit of the Premier League. We discuss Newcastle's form, and a huge win for Villa, Liverpool taking one step closer to the league, do United and Spurs even care at this point, and the race for top 4. But the main course for this show is having THREE clubs in European semifinals, with a demolition of Real Madrid by Arsenal, and a comeback for the ages by our friends at Manchester United. Would have loved to been a fly on the wall at Knox Brew Hub when that Maguire goal went in! We talk about who we expect to win, and who we'd like to see in the final. Also, who needs this trophy more: United, or Spurs? It'll be very exciting to see who takes Europe in May. Thank you for listening! Please like, subscribe, share, download, and as always, we love you!
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Kickin Cancer 2025!!!
Send us Fan MailToday's episode has two of our favorite philanthropists Jenny and Austin the president and first man of kick n cancer. A non-profit organization based out of Knoxville, that helps cancer patients and this week we discuss this year's upcoming tournament. Hear a little about the tournament, favorite memories, details for this year, a look back at tournaments past and what to look forward to for this year's tournament!
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Episode 26 - Millwall Are Kung Fu Fighting
Send us Fan MailWelcome back TOT fans! This week we are coming to you live from funky Chinatown, where Millwall are kung fu fighting!Just kidding, it's still Asher's basement, and Millwall's keeper is just booting people in the head.We get into all the FA Cup action from the weekend, including red card madness, some incredible games going into PKs and extra time, who United should sign, Gordon missing a final against his new club, and who we think (barring City) will win, and who we HOPE win the Cup. After that we get into the PL action, where Asher admits the league is done but for the shouting, Dale and Cobalt discuss Arteta Out, and Ryan is please with Spurs even in a losing effort. We discuss the games next weekend and which ones will be worth watching, and wrap it up with some What Is That Is He Said about a certain ref who is not very well liked these days. Almost makes you pine for David Coote... almost. Thank you so much for listening! Please like, subscribe, download, share, and as always, we love you!
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Episode 24 - Fortnight Title Decider
Send us Fan MailWelcome back, TOT fans! We are getting close to the title run in, with Liverpool holding a tenuous seven point lead over rivals Arsenal. The boys discuss all the games from the previous weekend, starting with the Spurs double over United. Turns out Anthony wasn't the problem, it was the Red Devils! Will Amorim make it through to next season? We don't mean sacked, we mean will he walk! Then we get into boring Liverpool, and the game of the season thus far in the Merseyside Derby. It was an incredible match and a fitting end to the rivalry at Goodison. We get into the other match ups and talk about Arsenal, and discuss how their lack of a 9 might affect their title hopes. After that, we get into the run in and look at some of the fixtures that could make or break the two teams fighting for the crown. Could the season come down to the May 10th meeting between the two? Before we wrap up with a preview of the games coming up, Asher asks the boys a "would you rather," score in an FA Cup Final, or a UCL Knockout game? We'd love to hear your take on the matter! Which would you choose? Thank you for listening and supporting us! Please like, subscribe, share, download, and as always, we love you!
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Episode 19 - The last one from where it all began
Send us Fan MailDale, Cobalt, and Ryan host this weeks run down of the boxing day matches along with matchweek 19 so far. The boys bring this last episode of the 2024 year from the OG studio, and bring back alot of the flare that only these three losers can create. Discussions around City being done, United being done, Tottenham being crap, and Arsenal being crap too (according to Dale), and of course Liverpool being too good!
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Episode 16 - The Offensive Third: After Hours 💋
Send us Fan MailWelcome back, TOT fans! This week, Cobalt turns on the bass and all our listeners with a sultry intro. Barry White himself would be proud. This show is dominated by the boys covering all the weekend games, and select midweek games. With 20 fixtures, there's lots to cover! We get deep into Arsenal's attacking prowess from set pieces, discuss goalkeeping errors, is Ange on the hot seat, and did Arne Slot have his first tactical miscue with the Newcastle game? We also get into whether Chelsea are title contenders, or are they not built for the long haul of a 38 game campaign? Thank you all for listening! Please like, share, subscribe, download, and as always, WE LOVE YOU!
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Episode 13 - My Dick? Premier League. Your Dick? Championship.
Send us Fan MailHello there, TOT fans! We are back with another episode of absolutely no substance!Just like you, we LOVE international breaks. Unfortunately, we don't have any more until March, so we'll be forced to talk about the biggest league in the world: The Premier League. Speaking of biggest, we had a special guest this week courtesy of Dale. We get into the David Coote controversy, talk a bit about England and the USA, talk about the upcoming PL matches for the week, and end the show with a little reminder who has the better goods in the group. As always, thank you so much for listening. Please, download, like, subscribe, and tell a friend, and as always, WE LOVE YOU!
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Episode 10 - The Ten Hag Special
Send us Fan MailHello again, TOT supporters! Welcome back to a late, maybe great, special edition of the pod. We have recovered from our post Oktoberfest hangover to put out a very Manchester United heavy episode, live on location from Ryan's porch! We discuss the two obvious stories of the week, and get into a little of the rest of the action from the previous game week. You can't deny United are a massive club when they upstage the Arsenal-Liverpool match by sacking their manager. De plaan has come unstujk for ETH, and it's Amorim IN. We will be back on Sunday night with the next pod, which should drop late that night or early Monday morning! As always, thank you for listening. Please like, share, subscribe, and tell a friend. We love you!
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Episode 4 - Ma-sweet-lort
Send us Fan MailWelcome back, TOT fans! We must apologize as we somehow recorded and then punted Episode 3, but don't worry, here's a recap:Everton. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANow that's settled, let's get into GW 4 action, including the mother of them all, or at least a favorite aunt: The North London Derby! Ryan, Cobalt, and Dale discuss the biggest game of their early season while Asher has a wee nap, and then we discuss the Fulham and West Ham game. This leads to two very important topics: Corner Pub is a great place to get drunk, and have you had Malort? Dale has a small fit, and then we talk a little bit about Fantasy. Casey Matheny continues to top TOT FPL league, but it's early doors, so we hand out some tips to help you make good decisions. As always, thank you for listening. Please like, subscribe, and share with a friend. We love you!
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Week 2 - We've Been Tapped Up By Chelsea!
Send us Fan MailJust kidding, but would you be surprised!? This week we cover GW2, including that incredible Chelsea result, Brighton getting by United, Arsenal looking sumptuous, and Boring, Boring, Liverpool! Then we get into transfer rumors, especially a certain Mr. Toney headed to Chelsea. After that, we try to make sense of the new Champions League format, and have our favorite installment: What is that is he said!? This week, Madueke slags off Wolverhampton, which has busses, they'll have you know!As always, we appreciate each and every one of you who are listening. Please like, share, give us a rating, and tell a friend. Until next week!
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Week 1 - Watch Your Crack
Send us Fan MailThis week we get into the first PL games of the year! What could be said about these games that could also be said about a date with us: lots of build up and anticipation, mediocre end result. But no matter! We get into reffing decisions, halftime substitutions, and a certain sexual harrASSment by a Wolves player on Gabriel Jesus!? Later we discuss transfers and cover a few of the most anticipated games for the coming weekend. Feels good to be back, and as always, thank you so much for listening. We'd love to hear from you, good, bad, or indifferent, so please drop us a line. Let us know who you are, and where you're listening from. We'd love to be able to mention and thank you on the show!
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Epsiode 22.2 - Transfers are coming
Send us Fan MailDiscussions about fantasy premier league this season along with our categories for next seasons predictions. ***Our power went out so this episode is split in two.
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Epsiode 22.1 - Transfers are coming
Send us Fan MailWe get to meet with Jake Watkins, the local Chelsea fan group representative and talk all things Chelsea, followed by a break and discussions about fantasy premier league this season along with our categories for next seasons predictions. ***Our power went out so this episode is split in two.
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Episode 21 - Everything's Shit!
Send us Fan MailWe talk European Semi-finals and Finals as well as the Copa America debauchery!We get into the firing of Berhalter and Klopp turning down the USA coaching gig. We discuss Southgate's future with England. Should they move on from him? We discuss transfer window and what is next for The Offensive Third these coming weeks as enter into the Summer Window before Club soccer kicks back off in a month or so!
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Episode 20 - Better lucky than good
Send us Fan MailEngland move on to the semifinals with an encouraging performance, Spain look like they are destined to win, France still can't score and Netherlands take care of Turkey, we'll talk about their games and semi-final match ups. We'll also get into some of the Copa America results along with Berhalter's future with the USA.
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Episode 19 - Dale's a statistician all of a sudden
Send us Fan MailThis week's episode covers the USA/Panama game or should we call it a brawl, we discuss all the round of 16 games including the smash and grab that was the England game. We get into the things England should try to do, as they prepare for Switzerland, and discuss our predictions for the quarter finals.
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Episode 18 - Ballets and knife fights
Send us Fan MailWe continue our discussions on the three lions and lack of performance, and we get into the Copa America chat with the USA playing well and Brazil leaving much to be desired. We also give an unfiltered review of the local collective cup tournament and the insights on the show down in the semis.
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Episode 17 - Ze Germans still got it
Send us Fan MailThis week's show we continue our local supporter's group special guests with Rodolfo from the Liverpool fan club. We later continue on to Euro's chat and get into the weeds on the next round of games and briefly touch on the Copa America starts this week.
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Episode 16 - CONCACAF meltdown
Send us Fan MailWe have our friend Aaron Clabo on the show from the Knoxgooners fan club and discuss all things Arsenal, followed by a brief melody by the boys, after which we get into the USAs abysmal performance in this week's friendly followed by England's similar performance against Iceland in the last friendly before the Euros. We'll wrap up with each game from the first round of games predictions.
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Episode 15 - Club season football is over
Send us Fan MailWe start of this week's show with a special guest Ethan, from the Knoxville Man City Fan Club is on to talk all things Man City. We'll talk about potential sanctions, thoughts on the future and legendary greats. After a brief break (yes we do our first "commerical break" ever) we get into the weekends highlights. We'll discuss the Champions League Finals, new manager appointments and review the England vs Bosnia Herzegovina game along with more US talk with the Copa America coming soon.
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Episode 14 - Dale's a Man he's 40!
Send us Fan MailChelsea's women are champs, the men lose a manager, City's hangover strikes, Leeds are staying put, and we have international competitions to chat about this week. Premier league is over but football is far from it!
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Episode 13 - City continues their dominance
Send us Fan MailThe last game week of the season kept the City train moving, and Arsenal come up short. Crystal Palace takes it to a villa team that for all intents and purposes celebrated their season a little too early. We go through our players of the season by position and talk through FA cup impact on the European positions. Finally, we review the Euros coming up and pick our favorites for each group.
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Episode 12 - Come on you spurs
Send us Fan MailMatch week 37 proved to be a tough one for the bottom three, and a stressful one for the league leaders. We'll talk about all the happenings around the league along with North London's potential to decide this year's premier league winners. We also give a nod to the championship sides coming up and the playoff hopefuls. While discussing a controversial end to the champions league semifinal game, and our opinions on the manager of the year, player of the year and young player of the year nominees.
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Episode 11 - Two horse race
Send us Fan MailChampions league first leg semi-finals results and upcoming 2nd leg anticipation. Gameweek 36 saw some high scoring games. Haaland is back on form, and City are rolling can Arsenal keep the pressure on, and could the relegation battle be over? Find out what our hosts think, if they get to it all between their banter and stupidity.
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Episode 10 - North London Is Red
Send us Fan MailGameweek 34 finished up and 35 is pretty much done, hear all the highlights, not that there were many. However, the North London Derby gave us lots to talk about, along with Klopp and Salah's off field antics. Continued refereeing decisions plague the league and new financial fair play rules could impact the league next year ...if they can get voted in.
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Episode 9 - Coventry you glorious bastards
Send us Fan MailGameweek 34 - Saw some controversy, and subpar refereeing decisions impacting some teams, along with some great FA cup action and quarter finals 2nd leg action.
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Episode 8 - What a depressing game week
Send us Fan MailGame week 33 was an impactful for one of the top 3 league contenders and through the other two into a depression, see how our hosts respond to the week's games along with discussion about the Champions League quarter finals results and what to look forward to in this week's Champions league 2nd leg games. Wrapping up with what to look forward to going into our double game week coming up with game week 34.
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Special episode - Kick'n Cancer
Send us Fan MailWe talk to the hosts of the annual Kick'n cancer tournament. Played in Knoxville, for multiple years. We'll learn about the meaning of the tournament why it's important to the founder Jenny Pleasant Rhodes and her husband Austin Rhodes. Our offensive third hosts have participated in almost everyone and are excited to lift the curtain on this tournament.
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Meet the guys - Asher
Send us Fan MailThe final and fourth host of our modest podcasting crew, Asher. Get to know this Texan made Liverpool fan, whose been around the game for a very long time and loves a good story and completes our quadruple of hosts!
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Episode 7 - Ten Hag out?
Send us Fan MailTalking all things about matchweek 31 and 32. Liverpool has a hiccup, Arsenal are top of the table and City are still in the hunt, all that and we have champions league returning! Dale makes a bold prediction, and we have our favorite guest host joining us, Casey Matheny.
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Meet the guys - Cobalt
Send us Fan MailMeet our only host from across the pond, Cobalt. Learn more about the culture over in England and what makes this host tick. He's the person that keeps the show on the tracks the best it can be. We'd recommend looking up a geoduck prior to this episode.
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Meet the guys - Dale
Send us Fan MailGet to know our most opinionated host, Dale. He's a former collegiate soccer player who loves Arsenal, bratwursts and has something to say about most things. You'll love him or hate him but either way he'll entertain you!
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Meet the guys - Ryan
Send us Fan MailMeet one of our presenters Ryan Poore, he's a Knoxville local, former "pro"-ish skater turned soccer player, a spurs fan and lives and breathes all things Tennessee. Listen to this episode to get to know Ryan better and learn about his love for baby carrots!
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Episode 6 - A disappointing "big game"
Send us Fan MailWe talk about all of matchweek 30 and prep you all for matchweek 31, listen to our take with a special sexy guest!
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