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The Offensive Third — 60 episodes
We're in the round of 16
World Cup '26 - We're in the round of 32
World Cup '26 is off and running
This one's got some Doozies
Arsenal have done it ...and so have Tottenham
Its all to play for, for now.
-Villa! You had one job!
Jules is dead part 2
Jules is dead
Welp that's that
We thought we got rid of Dale
Boofing Franzia
Lobsters never die
Japan was 10 years ago
Tottenham have broken Ryan
Just the two of us
A weekend for the subs
Manager swaps?
Episode 37 - Its coming home, again
Episode 36 - The original 3 are back
Epsiode 34 - PSG Spank Inter
Epsiode 32 - Season's coming to an end, are Arsenal too?
Episode 31 - Premier League? Let's Talk About Europe, Baby!
Kickin Cancer 2025!!!
Episode 26 - Millwall Are Kung Fu Fighting
Episode 24 - Fortnight Title Decider
Episode 19 - The last one from where it all began
Episode 16 - The Offensive Third: After Hours 💋
Episode 13 - My Dick? Premier League. Your Dick? Championship.
Episode 10 - The Ten Hag Special
Episode 4 - Ma-sweet-lort
Week 2 - We've Been Tapped Up By Chelsea!
Week 1 - Watch Your Crack
Epsiode 22.2 - Transfers are coming
Epsiode 22.1 - Transfers are coming
Episode 21 - Everything's Shit!
Episode 20 - Better lucky than good
Episode 19 - Dale's a statistician all of a sudden
Episode 18 - Ballets and knife fights
Episode 17 - Ze Germans still got it
Episode 16 - CONCACAF meltdown
Episode 15 - Club season football is over
Episode 14 - Dale's a Man he's 40!
Episode 13 - City continues their dominance
Episode 12 - Come on you spurs
Episode 11 - Two horse race
Episode 10 - North London Is Red
Episode 9 - Coventry you glorious bastards
Episode 8 - What a depressing game week
Special episode - Kick'n Cancer
Meet the guys - Asher
Episode 7 - Ten Hag out?
Meet the guys - Cobalt
Meet the guys - Dale
Meet the guys - Ryan
Episode 6 - A disappointing "big game"
Episode 5 - NFL teams as Premier League Teams
Episode 4
Episode 3
Episode 2