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The Opinion Machine???

by merkley???

You definitely need one more opinion, and this is it.

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  1. #468 Steve Hofstetter Is Objectively Ugly & Boring

    #468 Steve Hofstetter Is Objectively Ugly & Boring

  2. #467 Whòrës 4 Islām (Salomé Vorfas)

    #467 Whòrës 4 Islām (Salomé Vorfas)

  3. #466 Sniff Testing Blonde People

    #466 Sniff Testing Blonde People

  4. #465 The Inventors Of The Modern World Were 100% White Men

    #465 The Inventors Of The Modern World Were 100% White Men

  5. #463 Why I Relate With The Cornell 8

    #463 Why I Relate With The Cornell 8

  6. #462 Crowder Blew It With The Nurger Harvard Professor Debate.

    #462 Crowder Blew It With The Nurger Harvard Professor Debate.

  7. #461 CringeFest Day 3 | Drunken Women

    #461 CringeFest Day 3 | Drunken Women

  8. #460 I Should've Known

    #460 I Should've Known

  9. #459 CringeFest 2026 | My Mormon Sex Stories

    #459 CringeFest 2026 | My Mormon Sex Stories

  10. #457 Hey, Tech Cowards, Don’t Let The Bad Guys Own All The Best Sh!t

    #457 Hey, Tech Cowards, Don’t Let The Bad Guys Own All The Best Sh!t

  11. #456 Suffering Sucks. That’s Why I Like Robots.

    #456 Suffering Sucks. That’s Why I Like Robots.

  12. #455 Love, Gratitude For “Sluts”

    #455 Love, I Don’t Regret Being Indecisive (aka Sleeping Around)

  13. #454 Welcome To Orangeland. There’s A Reason Nobody Comes Here.

    #454 Welcome To Orangeland. There’s A Reason Nobody Comes Here.

  14. #453 Trying To Defend Carrot Top. It’s A Ginger Thing, You Wouldn’t Understand.

    #453 Trying To Defend Carrot Top. It’s A Ginger Thing, You Wouldn’t Understand.

  15. #452 Therapy Is BuIIshìt!!!

    #452 Therapy Is BuIIshìt!!!

  16. #451 The Grin Of Misery & Why I Hate Phonies

    #451 The Grin Of Misery & Why I Hate Phonies

  17. #450 Am I A Useful Idiot??? Are You???

    #450 Am I A Useful Idiot??? Are You???

  18. #449 The Hold Out Juror Is Allegedly A Black Conservative Named Michael P Deronsvil

    #449 The Hold Out Juror Is Allegedly A Black Conservative Named Michael P Deronsvil

  19. #448 Roseanne Barr & Co. Turned Me Into A White Ethno-Nationalist & I’m grateful For It.

    #448 Roseanne Barr & Co. Turned Me Into A White Ethno-Nationalist & I’m grateful For It.

  20. #447 White Boy Rick Was Destroyed By Detroit Nurgerz.

    #447 White Boy Rick Was Destroyed By Detroit Nurgerz.

  21. #446 AI Fear Pørn Is All About CONTROL

    #446 AI Fear Pørn Is All About CONTROL

  22. #445 Ooops!

    #445 Ooops!

  23. #444 “12 Angry Men” Is Literally Anti White Psychological Warfare | Film Review

    #444 “12 Angry Men” Is Literally Anti White Psychological Warfare | Film Review

  24. #442 The Lone Juror Is A Negro Fella LOL

    #442 The Lone Juror Is A Negro Fella LOL

  25. #441 The Legend Of The Lone Juror | It Should Have Been 12 Angry Men

    #441 The Legend Of The Lone Juror | It Should Have Been 12 Angry Men

  26. #440 Gloria Steinem Lives On Inside Every Lindsay Clancy

    #440 Gloria Steinem Lives On Inside Every Lindsay Clancy

  27. #439 Mercy Killing Part Two

    #439 Mercy Killing Part Two

  28. #438 Mercy Killing | Aka Death Penalty For All Murder Including Abortion

    #438 Mercy Killing | Aka Death Penalty For All Murder Including Abortion

  29. #437 Love The Art | Hate The Artist

    #437 Love The Art | Hate The Artist

  30. #436 Advice For Tom Segura From A Guy Who Shouldn’t Be Giving It.

    #436 Advice For Tom Segura From A Guy Who Shouldn’t Be Giving It.

  31. #435 The Power Of “NO!” After Being Brainwashed Into Saying “YES”, Man.

    #435 The Power Of “NO!” After Being Brainwashed Into Saying “YES”, Man.

  32. #434 The Normalization Of Jelly Roll Ain’t Just 50 Shades Of Gray

    #434 The Normalization Of Jelly Roll Ain’t Just 50 Shades Of Gray

  33. #433 Hey, Jelly Roll, Furk You & Every Cupcake You Ever Smashed Into Your Clowny Face, Wurger.

    #433 Hey, Jelly Roll, Furk You & Every Cupcake You Ever Smashed Into Your Clowny Face, Wurger.

  34. #432 Leftist Racism Is Fantastic News For The Great White Right

    #432 Leftist Racism Is Fantastic News For The Great White Right

  35. #431 Was Dolly Parton Used To Lead Christians Astray???

    #431 Was Dolly Parton Used To Lead Christians Astray???

  36. #430 The End Of The Show For Dolly Parton

    #430 The End Of The Show For Dolly Parton

  37. #429 The Left Was Right: Hashtag “Believe All Women” You Just Gotta Hear What They Aren’t Saying

    #429 The Left Was Right: Hashtag “Believe All Women” You Just Gotta Hear What They Aren’t Saying

  38. #428 The USA Adopted The Negroes As Working Pets & This Needs To Be Rectified

    #428 The USA Adopted The Negroes As Working Pets & This Needs To Be Rectified

  39. #427 Fauci Didn’t Kill My 2nd Best Friend, The Local Doctor Who Jabbed Him Did.

    #427 Fauci Didn’t Kill My 2nd Best Friend, The Local Doctor Who Jabbed Him Did.

  40. #426 The Tupac Murder Trial Is A Mockery Of Civilization | Reggie Watts Update

    #426 The Tupac Murder Trial Is A Mockery Of Civilization | Reggie Watts Update

  41. #425 Being An Internet A-Hole Ain’t As Fantastic As It Seems

    #425 Being An Internet A-Hole Ain’t As Fantastic As It Seems

  42. #424 AI Music Generators Taught Me More About Music Than Rick Beato Ever Could

    #424 AI Music Generators Taught Me More About Music Than Rick Beato Ever Could

  43. #423 Reckless Ben, Paris Hilton & Provo Canyon School, I Know Too Much About Them All

    #423 Reckless Ben, Paris Hilton & Provo Canyon School, I Know Too Much About Them All

  44. #422 Sophie, Candace & A Growing Need For Secret Societies

    #422 Sophie, Candace & A Growing Need For Secret Societies

  45. #420 I Know Exactly Why Tyler Robinson Killed Charlie Kirk

    #420 I Know Exactly Why Tyler Robinson Killed Charlie Kirk

  46. #419 Drag Queen Story Hour | This One Is Super Gay

    So Good 9/16/2015 Merkley G A Bb You stole my motor today. G A Bb You knew I’d never drive away. G A Bb You got a horse with no legs. G A Ab You got a volatile powderkeg. Ab A Gb You got me good. G So good. You punched a hole in my boat. You knew I never knew how to float. You got a fish with no...

  47. #418 The Mormon Mafia Might Be Ideal

    Baby Bird 2025 merkley I Baby bird, baby bird, IV tangled in a string, I V maybe I can lend you a hand. I Baby bird, come to me, IV give to me your wings, V IV I you’ll never get far by land. IV Hiding in your castle, I I7 a cage of plastic straw, IV iv V7 Baby bird, you’ll never fly free, I I7...

  48. #417 The Nurger King & No Bananas Diet

    #417 The Nurger King & No Bananas Diet

  49. #416 Why Are The “Spiritually Enlightened” Almost Always So Clueless, Abusive & Vile???

    I made a video for the song at the end. https://youtu.be/Hn4EsBIZmrk YGGTSTGTD 2024 merkley Winter’s getting colder because Earth is getting hotter, your son is now your daughter & your mother is your father, a drought is raging water, so we’re blocking out the sun, you gotta go to school, you...

  50. #415 I Asked To Speak To An American Agent & Was Punished For Discrimination By A Robot Named Ashley

    Make It Stop 2024 merkley What do I gotta do to stop dreaming about you, I don’t love you, I don’t want you, I don’t even like you. What do I gotta do to end the humiliation, the endless manipulation, the lies & the fabrication. The harder I try to wash you from my mind, the more I find you in…

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You definitely need one more opinion, and this is it.

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