The Opinion Machine???

#423 Reckless Ben, Paris Hilton & Provo Canyon School, I Know Too Much About Them All

#422 Sophie, Candace & A Growing Need For Secret Societies

#420 I Know Exactly Why Tyler Robinson Killed Charlie Kirk

So Good9/16/2015 Merkley G                 A       BbYou stole my motor today.G                 A       BbYou knew I’d never drive away.G             A                  BbYou got a horse with no legs.G                 A     AbYou got a volatile powderkeg.Ab        A    GbYou got me good.     GSo good.You punched a hole in my boat.You knew I never knew how to float.You got a fish with no fins.You got a crocodile next of kin.You got me good.So good.D   ASo good.             D    GYou got me good.D       ASo so good.                      D   GYou really got me good.D           ASo so so good.            D    GYou got me good.     GbSo good.     FSo good.You threw a rat in my stew.You knew I'd eat it now didn't you.You got a snake with no eyes.You got an upcoming big surprise.I'm gonna get you good.So good.=======

Baby Bird2025 merkleyIBaby bird, baby bird,IVtangled in a string,I Vmaybe I can lend you a hand.IBaby bird, come to me,IVgive to me your wings, V IV Iyou’ll never get far by land.IVHiding in your castle, I I7a cage of plastic straw,IV iv V7Baby bird, you’ll never fly free,I I7 Baby bird, baby birdIV ivclimb into my claw,ii7 V7 Icome & get untangled with me vi7 I iii7The sky & me & you, IV ii7 bVI6are three different shades of blue, vi7 Ito fly, you & I, iii7 Vmust see things eye to eye, IV ii7 V7& that’s all this cat’s here to do… vi7 VIfly with youii7 bVI6 V7that’s all this cat’s here to do…Baby bird, baby bird,tangled in string,maybe I can lend you a handBaby bird, come to me,give to me your wingsyou’ll never get far by land=====================

#417 The Nurger King & No Bananas Diet

I made a video for the song at the end.https://youtu.be/Hn4EsBIZmrkYGGTSTGTD2024 merkleyWinter’s getting colder because Earth is getting hotter,your son is now your daughter & your mother is your father,a drought is raging water,so we’re blocking out the sun,you gotta go to school,you gotta go to school,to get that dumb.A man can have a baby,a woman can have a dick,if you feel good in your body,we’ll that’s because you’re sick.Your gender blending doctor will slice & dice you til you’re done,you gotta go to school,You gotta go to school,to get that dumb.You gotta go to school to get that dumb, you gotta go to school to get that dumb, if you wanna be a fool, you gotta go to school to get that dumb You’re working 3 jobs overtimebecause the economy is great.The zombies on the sidewalk,that’s the kindness of The State.Black guys killing black guysis due to white guys & their guns.You gotta go to school,you gotta go to schoolto get that dumb.You gotta go to school to get that dumb, you gotta go to school to get that dumb, if you wanna be a fool, you gotta go to school to get that dumb.=============

Make It Stop2024 merkley What do I gotta doto stop dreaming about you,I don’t love you, I don’t want you,I don’t even like you.What do I gotta doto end the humiliation,the endless manipulation, the lies & the fabrication.The harder I tryto wash you from my mind,the more I find you in the world behind my eyes.The harder I cry to rinse you from my head,you seize me in my bedyou’ll haunt me when I’m dead.What do I gotta doto stop dreaming about you.What do I gotta doto stop dreaming about you.Make it stop.What do I gotta doto stop dreaming about you.You’re not sunny, you’re not funnyyou don’t have any money.What do I gotta doto end subconscious obsession,lord knows I’ve tried confession,free my soul of your possession.The harder I tryto wash you from my mind,the more I find you in the world behind my eyes.The harder I cry to rinse you from my head,you seize me in my bed,you’ll haunt me when I’m dead.What do I gotta doto stop dreaming about you.What do I gotta doto stop dreaming about you.Make it stop.=========

#414 “Racist Friend” by THE SPECIALS, A Deep Dive Into A Subversive Divisive Communist Anthem.

#413 Most Jazz Sucks & I Think I Know “Why”.

#412 I Watch You, You Watch Me, We’re A Nosy Fam-i-ly…Fun In A Surveillance State.

#411 Conservative Men, Your Job Is To TAME Liberal Women. Do That & Not 1 More Fauci Rises To Power.

#410 There Goes The Neighborhood. Aka White People Are A Gift To Humanity

Let Me Have My Peace2025 clements/merkley I IVI see the wrinkles on my face ii7 V7like an old leather book in a case I IVthe words disappear from the page ii7 V7guess that’s something that comes with ageIWhen do I start believing vi7time isn't on my side Vthe winds & rains ain’t receding IV V7& my mountain is starting to slideI VIs2Please, let me have my peace IV V7 I'm begging, I don't want to leaveI see the twinkling of the starssomehow they don’t seem so farMy world disappears from spaceI can barely remember that placewhen will my train be leavingI don’t want to wave goodbyeMy body and mind are failingI feel my spirit is starting to flyPlease, let me have my peaceI'm begging, I don't want to leavePlease, let me have my peaceI'm begging, let me have my peacelet me have my peace.=================

#406 Rick Beato Sold Out In The Most Embarrassing White Guy Way

#405 Communists Are Ruining Everything & Carrie Brownstein Just Ruined Portlandia

#404 My Non-White Friends Get More Of My Attention Than My White Ones.

Crumbling2024 merkley/clements I VII+ The walls are bulging, I VII+the floor is crumbling, I VII+my house is plunging IV bVI6into the sea. I VII+ The beams are buckling, I VII+ my heart is mumbling, I VII+when hens start clucking, IV V7far away I’ll be.vi7In my dream ii7I see one sceneV Iin-between the walls. vi7You’re standing there,ii7oh so bare, V Ibeneath the waterfall. ii7 bIIM7Then I lose it all, vi7 I lose it all.The waves are crashingThe clouds are clappingMy mind is crackingplease hear my plea vi7 ivcome back to me vi7 ivcome back to me ii7 bVI6hear my plea I vi7 IV ivcome back to me. Icome back to me=============

#402 Good Riddance To The IslamoHomo Tate Brothers & Their Barbaric Femasculine Negro BS Too.

#401 Ask Me How I Became A Sovereign Citizen. TLDR: I Didn’t, It’s Not A Real Thing.

AI is your very worst manager at work. https://youtu.be/MXEInc6Zy7Q?is=JimwR0xXkxGNdUr0

#399 Negroes Acting White To Get Rich

#398 You’re Not Gonna Like What I Have To Say About Amy Coney Barrett

#397 Who The Fudge Are You, Internet Stranger???

#396 Confidence & Stupidly Are Best Friends - McConnell, Graham & Owens

#395 Authenticity

#394 Candace Owens Is Nothing More Than A Normal Naughty Negro.

#392 All The Smart People Got The Fudge Out Of Africa. Why?

#391 F4GGY SHEET. It’s Gross & Bad For Society. Especially Dudes Named Wiener.

#389 A Jewish Fella Mistook Me For A Jew At The Grocery Store. This Is What I Learned.

#388 Happy Father’s Day From A 1st Pump Biological Dad Who Was Never A Father & Never Really Had One

#387 A Tale Of Two Half Breeds Who Are NOT Obama Or Lenny Kravitz

#385 We All Invented The Term “Chimping Out” On Our Own At The Same Time

#384 Today Is National Pigeon Appreciation Day & Also My Birthday

#382 The Righteous Indignation Of Jeff Metcalf, Austin Metcalf’s Dad.

#381 The Chimping Out Problem Can Be Solved With Two Words: Reparations & Repatriation.

#378 The Left Is Cheating You & Spencer Pratt To Humiliate You Because We Let Them Get Away With It.

#377 Talking Shit About Billy Corgan, Courtney Love, Green Day & Tomato Juice

#375 “A.I. Slop” Is Just A Lazy Rebranding Of Good Ol’ Fashioned “Real Live Human Slop”

#374 Lego Lovin’ Lawyers, Pierced Private Parts & Scary Cop Tattoos, I Wish For Less Overlap Here

#373 Crooked Mormon Cops & The Stolen Star Wars Lego Drama Just Got Weirder

#372 Grown Ass Men Fighting Over Star Wars Legos & Sucking Idiots Like Me Into The Drama

#371 When God Showed Me That N3gr03s Are Naughty By Nature & Caucasian Christians Are A Needy Creed

#370 The Pied Pipers Of Post-Americanism. Time To Reboot To America 1.0

#369 Chimping Out Ain’t As Funny As It Used To Be. RIP Mark Fuhrman.

#368 George Floyd Was A Piece Of Sh!t & Derek Chauvin Is A Political Prisoner

#367 Make The N-Word Great Again, Some Thoughts On Chud The Builder

#366 There Is ZERO “Intelligence” In Artificial Intelligence

#365 God Made Africa For Africans & You Can’t Win A War Against God

#364 What’s The Deal With Tulsi Gabbard? I Don’t Know & Frankly I Don’t Care