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The Opinion Machine??? — 33 episodes

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#392 All The Smart People Got The Fudge Out Of Africa. Why?

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#391 F4GGY SHEET. It’s Gross & Bad For Society. Especially Dudes Named Wiener.

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#389 A Jewish Fella Mistook Me For A Jew At The Grocery Store. This Is What I Learned.

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#388 Happy Father’s Day From A 1st Pump Biological Dad Who Was Never A Father & Never Really Had One

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#387 A Tale Of Two Half Breeds Who Are NOT Obama Or Lenny Kravitz

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#385 We All Invented The Term “Chimping Out” On Our Own At The Same Time

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#384 Today Is National Pigeon Appreciation Day & Also My Birthday

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#382 The Righteous Indignation Of Jeff Metcalf, Austin Metcalf’s Dad.

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#381 The Chimping Out Problem Can Be Solved With Two Words: Reparations & Repatriation.

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#378 The Left Is Cheating You & Spencer Pratt To Humiliate You Because We Let Them Get Away With It.

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#377 Talking Shit About Billy Corgan, Courtney Love, Green Day & Tomato Juice

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#375 “A.I. Slop” Is Just A Lazy Rebranding Of Good Ol’ Fashioned “Real Live Human Slop”

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#374 Lego Lovin’ Lawyers, Pierced Private Parts & Scary Cop Tattoos, I Wish For Less Overlap Here

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#373 Crooked Mormon Cops & The Stolen Star Wars Lego Drama Just Got Weirder

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#372 Grown Ass Men Fighting Over Star Wars Legos & Sucking Idiots Like Me Into The Drama

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#371 When God Showed Me That N3gr03s Are Naughty By Nature & Caucasian Christians Are A Needy Creed

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#370 The Pied Pipers Of Post-Americanism. Time To Reboot To America 1.0

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#369 Chimping Out Ain’t As Funny As It Used To Be. RIP Mark Fuhrman.

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#368 George Floyd Was A Piece Of Sh!t & Derek Chauvin Is A Political Prisoner

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#367 Make The N-Word Great Again, Some Thoughts On Chud The Builder

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#366 There Is ZERO “Intelligence” In Artificial Intelligence

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#365 God Made Africa For Africans & You Can’t Win A War Against God

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#364 What’s The Deal With Tulsi Gabbard? I Don’t Know & Frankly I Don’t Care

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#363 “Gender Affirmation” Is A Psychotic Lie & It Is Getting Innocent People Killed

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#362 Import Africa - Become Africa - It’s That Simple

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#361 Good Riddance Thomas Massie & All Those Who Put Principle Over Pragmatism

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#360 Benevolent Kings vs Ruthless Dictators.

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#359 Reddit Is Hell & Overflowing With Gooners, So Let’s Talk About The Rolling Stones Using AI.

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#358 The Kevin Hart Comedy Roast Made Me Sad So Now You Have To Listen To Me Bitch About It.

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#357 Awetheism - Wolf Spiders, Pigeons, Crows… Why Aren’t Science & Religion Best Friends?

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#356 White Guilt, White Privilege & White Burden. White People Have Been Abused For Decades.

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#354 Sadie Winters Will Never Break Your Heart Because Sadie Winters Doesn’t Exist.

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#353 Reading Is For Dummies. Yeah, You Read That Correctly, Dummy.