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#471 The New Norm Macdonald Documentary Left Me Sad, Angry & Disgusted

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#470 Handsome Truth or Ugly Lie???

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#469 Ilhan Omar Is Right: White People Are Stupid

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#468 Steve Hofstetter Is Objectively Ugly & Boring

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#467 Whòrës 4 Islām (Salomé Vorfas)

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#466 Sniff Testing Blonde People

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#465 The Inventors Of The Modern World Were 100% White Men

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#464 The Sacred Right Of Self Destruction

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#463 Why I Relate With The Cornell 8

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#462 Crowder Blew It With The Nurger Harvard Professor Debate.

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#461 CringeFest Day 3 | Drunken Women

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#460 I Should've Known

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#459 CringeFest 2026 | My Mormon Sex Stories

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#457 Hey, Tech Cowards, Don’t Let The Bad Guys Own All The Best Sh!t

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#456 Suffering Sucks. That’s Why I Like Robots.

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#455 Love, Gratitude For “Sluts”

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#454 Welcome To Orangeland. There’s A Reason Nobody Comes Here.

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#453 Trying To Defend Carrot Top. It’s A Ginger Thing, You Wouldn’t Understand.

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#452 Therapy Is BuIIshìt!!!

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#451 The Grin Of Misery & Why I Hate Phonies

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#450 Am I A Useful Idiot??? Are You???

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#449 The Hold Out Juror Is Allegedly A Black Conservative Named Michael P Deronsvil

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#448 Roseanne Barr & Co. Turned Me Into A White Ethno-Nationalist & I’m grateful For It.

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#447 White Boy Rick Was Destroyed By Detroit Nurgerz.

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#446 AI Fear Pørn Is All About CONTROL

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#445 Ooops!

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#444 “12 Angry Men” Is Literally Anti White Psychological Warfare | Film Review

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#442 The Lone Juror Is A Negro Fella LOL

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#441 The Legend Of The Lone Juror | It Should Have Been 12 Angry Men

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#440 Gloria Steinem Lives On Inside Every Lindsay Clancy

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#439 Mercy Killing Part Two

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#438 Mercy Killing | Aka Death Penalty For All Murder Including Abortion

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#437 Love The Art | Hate The Artist

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#436 Advice For Tom Segura From A Guy Who Shouldn’t Be Giving It.

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#435 The Power Of “NO!” After Being Brainwashed Into Saying “YES”, Man.

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#434 The Normalization Of Jelly Roll Ain’t Just 50 Shades Of Gray

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#433 Hey, Jelly Roll, Furk You & Every Cupcake You Ever Smashed Into Your Clowny Face, Wurger.

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#432 Leftist Racism Is Fantastic News For The Great White Right

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#431 Was Dolly Parton Used To Lead Christians Astray???

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#430 The End Of The Show For Dolly Parton

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#429 The Left Was Right: Hashtag “Believe All Women” You Just Gotta Hear What They Aren’t Saying

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#428 The USA Adopted The Negroes As Working Pets & This Needs To Be Rectified

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#427 Fauci Didn’t Kill My 2nd Best Friend, The Local Doctor Who Jabbed Him Did.

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#426 The Tupac Murder Trial Is A Mockery Of Civilization | Reggie Watts Update

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#425 Being An Internet A-Hole Ain’t As Fantastic As It Seems

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#424 AI Music Generators Taught Me More About Music Than Rick Beato Ever Could

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#423 Reckless Ben, Paris Hilton & Provo Canyon School, I Know Too Much About Them All

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#422 Sophie, Candace & A Growing Need For Secret Societies

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#420 I Know Exactly Why Tyler Robinson Killed Charlie Kirk

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#419 Drag Queen Story Hour | This One Is Super Gay

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#418 The Mormon Mafia Might Be Ideal

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#417 The Nurger King & No Bananas Diet

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#416 Why Are The “Spiritually Enlightened” Almost Always So Clueless, Abusive & Vile???

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#415 I Asked To Speak To An American Agent & Was Punished For Discrimination By A Robot Named Ashley

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#414 “Racist Friend” by THE SPECIALS, A Deep Dive Into A Subversive Divisive Communist Anthem.

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#413 Most Jazz Sucks & I Think I Know “Why”.

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#412 I Watch You, You Watch Me, We’re A Nosy Fam-i-ly…Fun In A Surveillance State.

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#411 Conservative Men, Your Job Is To TAME Liberal Women. Do That & Not 1 More Fauci Rises To Power.

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#410 There Goes The Neighborhood. Aka White People Are A Gift To Humanity

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#409 Dear White People, You Won’t Save The Negroes By Wagging Your Finger At White People

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#408 Nick Fuentes & Hunter Biden Are Pied Crack Pipers On The Same Team: End White Populism

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#407 I Took My First Waymo Ride & Now I Might Be An Elitist Illuminati Technocrat

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#406 Rick Beato Sold Out In The Most Embarrassing White Guy Way

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#405 Communists Are Ruining Everything & Carrie Brownstein Just Ruined Portlandia

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#404 My Non-White Friends Get More Of My Attention Than My White Ones.

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#403 My FB Fight With Prince Girl: Jill Jones, & Other Encounters With His Special Little Ladies

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#402 Good Riddance To The IslamoHomo Tate Brothers & Their Barbaric Femasculine Negro BS Too.

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#401 Ask Me How I Became A Sovereign Citizen. TLDR: I Didn’t, It’s Not A Real Thing.

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#400 This Is My 400th Episode & So The Fawk What.

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#399 Negroes Acting White To Get Rich

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#398 You’re Not Gonna Like What I Have To Say About Amy Coney Barrett

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#397 Who The Fudge Are You, Internet Stranger???

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#396 Confidence & Stupidly Are Best Friends - McConnell, Graham & Owens

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#395 Authenticity

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#394 Candace Owens Is Nothing More Than A Normal Naughty Negro.

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#393 I’m Celebrating Independence Day Alone. Duh.

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#392 All The Smart People Got The Fudge Out Of Africa. Why?

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#391 F4GGY SHEET. It’s Gross & Bad For Society. Especially Dudes Named Wiener.

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#390 You Have Been Lied To About Black Inventions.

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#389 A Jewish Fella Mistook Me For A Jew At The Grocery Store. This Is What I Learned.

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#388 Happy Father’s Day From A 1st Pump Biological Dad Who Was Never A Father & Never Really Had One

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#387 A Tale Of Two Half Breeds Who Are NOT Obama Or Lenny Kravitz

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#386 The Chimp Out Zone (((On Stereo)))

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#385 We All Invented The Term “Chimping Out” On Our Own At The Same Time

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#384 Today Is National Pigeon Appreciation Day & Also My Birthday

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#382 The Righteous Indignation Of Jeff Metcalf, Austin Metcalf’s Dad.

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#381 The Chimping Out Problem Can Be Solved With Two Words: Reparations & Repatriation.

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#379 The Problem Is Women In MEN’S Sports, Not The Other Way Around.

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#378 The Left Is Cheating You & Spencer Pratt To Humiliate You Because We Let Them Get Away With It.

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#377 Talking Shit About Billy Corgan, Courtney Love, Green Day & Tomato Juice

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#376 I Watched 30 Minutes Of “Trans” P*rn So You Don’t Have To

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#375 “A.I. Slop” Is Just A Lazy Rebranding Of Good Ol’ Fashioned “Real Live Human Slop”

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#374 Lego Lovin’ Lawyers, Pierced Private Parts & Scary Cop Tattoos, I Wish For Less Overlap Here

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#373 Crooked Mormon Cops & The Stolen Star Wars Lego Drama Just Got Weirder

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#372 Grown Ass Men Fighting Over Star Wars Legos & Sucking Idiots Like Me Into The Drama

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#371 When God Showed Me That N3gr03s Are Naughty By Nature & Caucasian Christians Are A Needy Creed

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#370 The Pied Pipers Of Post-Americanism. Time To Reboot To America 1.0

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#369 Chimping Out Ain’t As Funny As It Used To Be. RIP Mark Fuhrman.

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#368 George Floyd Was A Piece Of Sh!t & Derek Chauvin Is A Political Prisoner

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#367 Make The N-Word Great Again, Some Thoughts On Chud The Builder