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The Opinion Machine??? — 60 episodes

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#423 Reckless Ben, Paris Hilton & Provo Canyon School, I Know Too Much About Them All

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#422 Sophie, Candace & A Growing Need For Secret Societies

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#420 I Know Exactly Why Tyler Robinson Killed Charlie Kirk

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#419 Drag Queen Story Hour | This One Is Super Gay

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#418 The Mormon Mafia Might Be Ideal

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#417 The Nurger King & No Bananas Diet

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#416 Why Are The “Spiritually Enlightened” Almost Always So Clueless, Abusive & Vile???

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#415 I Asked To Speak To An American Agent & Was Punished For Discrimination By A Robot Named Ashley

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#414 “Racist Friend” by THE SPECIALS, A Deep Dive Into A Subversive Divisive Communist Anthem.

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#413 Most Jazz Sucks & I Think I Know “Why”.

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#412 I Watch You, You Watch Me, We’re A Nosy Fam-i-ly…Fun In A Surveillance State.

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#411 Conservative Men, Your Job Is To TAME Liberal Women. Do That & Not 1 More Fauci Rises To Power.

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#410 There Goes The Neighborhood. Aka White People Are A Gift To Humanity

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#407 I Took My First Waymo Ride & Now I Might Be An Elitist Illuminati Technocrat

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#406 Rick Beato Sold Out In The Most Embarrassing White Guy Way

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#405 Communists Are Ruining Everything & Carrie Brownstein Just Ruined Portlandia

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#404 My Non-White Friends Get More Of My Attention Than My White Ones.

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#403 My FB Fight With Prince Girl: Jill Jones, & Other Encounters With His Special Little Ladies

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#402 Good Riddance To The IslamoHomo Tate Brothers & Their Barbaric Femasculine Negro BS Too.

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#401 Ask Me How I Became A Sovereign Citizen. TLDR: I Didn’t, It’s Not A Real Thing.

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#400 This Is My 400th Episode & So The Fawk What.

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#399 Negroes Acting White To Get Rich

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#398 You’re Not Gonna Like What I Have To Say About Amy Coney Barrett

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#397 Who The Fudge Are You, Internet Stranger???

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#396 Confidence & Stupidly Are Best Friends - McConnell, Graham & Owens

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#395 Authenticity

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#394 Candace Owens Is Nothing More Than A Normal Naughty Negro.

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#392 All The Smart People Got The Fudge Out Of Africa. Why?

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#391 F4GGY SHEET. It’s Gross & Bad For Society. Especially Dudes Named Wiener.

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#389 A Jewish Fella Mistook Me For A Jew At The Grocery Store. This Is What I Learned.

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#388 Happy Father’s Day From A 1st Pump Biological Dad Who Was Never A Father & Never Really Had One

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#387 A Tale Of Two Half Breeds Who Are NOT Obama Or Lenny Kravitz

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#385 We All Invented The Term “Chimping Out” On Our Own At The Same Time

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#384 Today Is National Pigeon Appreciation Day & Also My Birthday

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#382 The Righteous Indignation Of Jeff Metcalf, Austin Metcalf’s Dad.

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#381 The Chimping Out Problem Can Be Solved With Two Words: Reparations & Repatriation.

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#378 The Left Is Cheating You & Spencer Pratt To Humiliate You Because We Let Them Get Away With It.

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#377 Talking Shit About Billy Corgan, Courtney Love, Green Day & Tomato Juice

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#375 “A.I. Slop” Is Just A Lazy Rebranding Of Good Ol’ Fashioned “Real Live Human Slop”

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#374 Lego Lovin’ Lawyers, Pierced Private Parts & Scary Cop Tattoos, I Wish For Less Overlap Here

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#373 Crooked Mormon Cops & The Stolen Star Wars Lego Drama Just Got Weirder

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#372 Grown Ass Men Fighting Over Star Wars Legos & Sucking Idiots Like Me Into The Drama

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#371 When God Showed Me That N3gr03s Are Naughty By Nature & Caucasian Christians Are A Needy Creed

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#370 The Pied Pipers Of Post-Americanism. Time To Reboot To America 1.0

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#369 Chimping Out Ain’t As Funny As It Used To Be. RIP Mark Fuhrman.

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#368 George Floyd Was A Piece Of Sh!t & Derek Chauvin Is A Political Prisoner

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#367 Make The N-Word Great Again, Some Thoughts On Chud The Builder

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#366 There Is ZERO “Intelligence” In Artificial Intelligence

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#365 God Made Africa For Africans & You Can’t Win A War Against God

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#364 What’s The Deal With Tulsi Gabbard? I Don’t Know & Frankly I Don’t Care

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#363 “Gender Affirmation” Is A Psychotic Lie & It Is Getting Innocent People Killed

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#362 Import Africa - Become Africa - It’s That Simple

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#361 Good Riddance Thomas Massie & All Those Who Put Principle Over Pragmatism

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#360 Benevolent Kings vs Ruthless Dictators.

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#359 Reddit Is Hell & Overflowing With Gooners, So Let’s Talk About The Rolling Stones Using AI.

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#358 The Kevin Hart Comedy Roast Made Me Sad So Now You Have To Listen To Me Bitch About It.

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#357 Awetheism - Wolf Spiders, Pigeons, Crows… Why Aren’t Science & Religion Best Friends?

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#356 White Guilt, White Privilege & White Burden. White People Have Been Abused For Decades.

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#354 Sadie Winters Will Never Break Your Heart Because Sadie Winters Doesn’t Exist.

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#353 Reading Is For Dummies. Yeah, You Read That Correctly, Dummy.