Episodes
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DJ Todo Bueno Emerges
This week me and Jonathan talk about all the irons he's got in the fire, we talk about my birthday a little bit, we talk about a dearly departed friend, and Jonathan is dead set on becoming a DJ exclusively for octogenarians.
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Get the roast beef at the Mustang Ranch
Jonathan and I are back and this week we're talking about my rat bashing, why Jonathan did 9/11, the fires that are plaguing the nation, the scam that is insurance in any form, robo tripping, and then I talk about my experience at the brothel here in Reno where I was definitely just there for...
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You'll never guess who died
This week me and Jonathan take a walk on the wild side and shit all over the dead. We talk about dead local comedians, we talk about dead senators, we talk about dead looksmaxxers, we even talk about the dead careers of UFC chumps. Also I went to a water park.
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The American Nutrient Paste
This episode Jonathan and I discuss the loss of digits on the 4th of July, we discuss comedy because of course, then we talk about American Aquarium's new album and how well it captures modern American decline. Then Jonathan reads an excerpt from his substack.
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Are we funny anymore?
Jonathan and I decide to bury our heads in the dirt and just do stupid bits, are we still funny?
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Tips on how not to get booked at a comedy club
This week me and Jonathan are talking about the art of stand-up comedy and how to not get booked at a club, then we read some news headlines from the recent past like Gwar getting investigated by the government. I talk about getting stabbed up by the blood donation people before going on a deep...
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They're taking our bee jobs REUPLOAD
AUDIO ONLY REUPLOAD SINCE THE VIDEO DOESN'T PUSH OUT TO OTHER PLACES APPARENTLY Jonathan and I sit down to talk about what kind of content you're allowed to make these days, we talk inside comedy baseball, and then some news headlines!
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Daddy's home and your brother sucks REUPLOAD
AUDIO ONLY REUPLOAD SINCE LIBSYN DOESN'T PUSH ANYTHING OUT ANYWHERE ANYMORE Me and Jonathan are back, and we've got some shit to say, mostly I'm officially announcing that I'm gonna be a Dad to some kid who is gonna pop out in a few months. We don't dwell on that too long cause we have some AITAH...
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They're taking our bee jobs
Jonathan and I sit down to talk about what kind of content you're allowed to make these days, we talk inside comedy baseball, and then some news headlines!
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Daddy's home and your brother sucks
Me and Jonathan are back, and we've got some shit to say, mostly I'm officially announcing that I'm gonna be a Dad to some kid who is gonna pop out in a few months. We don't dwell on that too long cause we have some AITAH stories to get to before we take some time to talk about albums that have...
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Give Me CPAP or Give Me Death
I get way too caffienated and start going off about medical professionals trying to kill me, we talk about comedy, there's another MAN OR BEAR, and then we talk about more comedy.
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Creatively analyzing this artistic goo boy
I'm unmedicated and on a roll with Jonathan in the hot seat as we talk about the slow death of the American middle class, how to edit together a comedy special, and why. Just, why?
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Applying a Corrective
I've got a cold this week so you're just gonna have to listen to this episode to figure out what was even happening, okay? I know Johnathan talked about whacking it at least once.
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What an awful last 10 years it's been
I'm celebrating 10 years doing stand-up comedy! To celebrate that milestone, I yell at Jonathan about the 2025 Savage Henry Comedy Festival, another infamous festival, I have several opinions on different pop-punk singers, and we make some media suggestions.
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Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI) Camp and Punk Fests
This week Jonathan tells all about his time at TBI camp and the various arts and craft he got into, I talk about my weekend at Punkrocktober Fest in Carson City, Theo Von has a full meltdown at his Netflix taping, and then we find out why Jonathan was fired from Domino's.
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America stole Jonathan's teeth
Jonathan and I discuss our various teeth problems, we list Jonathan's top head wounds, we talk various Scouts activities, I vow to take an unlimited amount of Tylenol, we exchange failing jokes, and then we make sure our advertisers know that we are a podcast that want you to buy stuff.
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Word Karate and Fart Science
Wouldn't you know it? Some crazy white boys did what some crazy white boys are always doin'. We discuss that and Jonathan's fart science while doing word karate.
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Does Goody's Headache Powder Cause Autism
Jonathan is my Kramer, the dream of working in Reno's premier dildo factory, I premier the new gameshow "What do Republicans think causes Autism this week?", we create a new medical product for the horse dewormer lovers, we do a Sad Giants' album recording update, Jonathan talks about some plans...
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Which one of us was hit by a garbage truck?
This week Jonathan and I look back at an eventful August after I took a long break from the pod to focus on other creative ventures. We talk about birthdays, getting hit by a garbage truck, synthesizers, dead people from our local scene, our bitter comedy takes, and then I run out of words.
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Is it weird to like your parents?
I talk about a Don't Tell I went to, Jonathan talk about liking his parents, and then we make fun of 3 increasingly insane dudes for their Reddit stories.
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Heatwave couldn't stop me
This weekend I regale Jonathan with my tales of performing comedy, watching a punk festival, and trying to keep cool in the heat wave that Reno is experiencing this week.
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Getting in a malt liquor situation
This week Jonathan and I explore what it means to be in a malt liquor situation with HARD Mountain Dew, we talk about American culture, connecting with other cultures through food, and Jonathan says some inappropriate things about a wide variety of races and ethnicities.
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Mollman was confronted by angry teens
We have a GUEST THIS WEEK, and it's one of my favorite Reno comics, Stephen Mollman who is the showrunner over at Coffee n Comics and Prost Biergarten. We do a Man or Bear, I run everyone through some AITAH stories and we talk amongst ourselves about things.
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I ate one mile of donuts
Jonathan is really excited about his synth and his existential improvements, I discuss the amount of donuts I ate before going to the gym, being ID'd as a child, and Jonathan hits us with a sneaky poop update.
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No winners on The Poop Cruise
This week Jonathan and I study some AITAH stories where everyone is pretty much an asshole and then Jonathan talks his poop, other people's poop, so much poop.
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Trauma dumping in the workplace
This week me and Jonathan tackle some AITAH stories, Jonathan learns about the uncanny valley, and Jonthan finally gets the money for his new synth, and I talk about the Don't Tell Comedy show that I hung out at.
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Prom Dad with a gun
This week we talk about some AITAH stories after I rebuke my algorithm and Jonathan get extra introspective about his busy schedule.
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Why Blink-182 is better than The Beatles
This week me and Jonathan talk about why blink-182 is better than The Beatles, and we play some Man or Bear!
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We Read Reddit Stories
That's right, we're giving into the millenial content machine and reading r/AITAH stories. First, though, Jonathan shows you his bonsai tree and tells us about a friend's remembrance he went to, and then I make a mockery of American racism in all its forms.
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I finally got to headline in my own town
It only took several years and several out-of-town headline sets to finally get booked to headline in my own town, but it was a great time. We talk about a bunch of other goings-on: Jonathan wants you to be less sad, I want people on the internet to shut up, and Jonathan gives us more stories…
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Jonathan finally moved!
This episode we talk about Jonathan's big move from the group home to an AFL which I find out doesn't stand for American Football League. We play Man or Bear, talk about being rebellious little bastards, and just try to make sense of it all.
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Home repair makes for awful podcasts
I'm back this week with a brief one because we had to get emergency roof surgery.
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A Short One About Nothing
It's a bad week for everyone, let's just call this one a wash? The Pope died, democracy has been dead for while, and I've got a few other things on my mind.
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The Cleveland Steamer Deconstruction
I sit down with Jonathan Allgood to show him more videos of my chickens, talk about a dope Don't Tell Comedy show I attended in Reno, and discuss records I hunted for Record Store Day. Jonathan finds his old comedy notebook from 2016 and I advocate for various types of violence against America's...
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The Celery Exploit of Western Civilization
This week Jonathan and I tackle our slow weeks with chicken updates and pooping updates, we play Mad Libs for the first time in FOREVER and then we commit to a hot boy summer.
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Jonathan did WHAT with a Llama?
Sorry Jonathan is so quiet, I tried a cloud thing for recording and it went terribly. Me and Jonathan are still on our old man shit talking about oatmeal, Jonathan's pooping update, and how our beautiful art will age. I talked about reviewing music and the album "My Apologies to the Chef" by…
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Two Men Age 100 Years Over a 30 Minute Podcast
Jonathan and I (your host Bobby Benedict) sit down to talk about his constipation, chickens, the Costco hot dog, and what types of vegetables we like. If you thought two men could age gracefully then you were wrong! We talk about what nightmares we were when we were drinking and then talk about...
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Chicks dig this podcast
I got baby chickens so we talk about that a lot, I talk about being bad with doors, I find out Jonathan was in poultry science before we talk about his pooping habits, we play Man or Bear again!
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Keep Ronin, Ronin, Ronin, Ronin
We talk about Creed for way too long, I go over my top pickles, Consumer Watchdog Jonathan Allgood presents a deviled egg recipe, and we wax philosophic about all sorts of things. Come hang.
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3 grown men are completely befuddled by the concept of hanging chads
This week we've got good ol' Jonathan Allgood and Austin Baca back on the show ready to talk about Austin's birthday, hanging chads, and mochinut again. We talk about Consumer Watchdog Jonathan Allgood's Food Reviews and we play Man or Bear!
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$9,000,000 of Mochinut
I hop on the horn this week to talk about my week, being on crazy meds, locking up my guns, and then some local news!
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My dog died but I wanted to argue about soup
I sit down with Jonathan Allgood this week for an extremely brief podcast. We verify that Marilyn Manson definitely removed his ribs, I eulogize my dog Phat Boi with some AI Minecraft parkour brainrot, we finally take the Soup vs. Sauce debate into 2025 after some proper studying, and then we cap...
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The Soup vs Sauce debate 2025
Where do you draw the line on soups vs sauces? We don't know, and we've never known. I'm burnt out and you're getting a clip show, there's a bit of new commentary though so that's cool.
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Jonathan HATES Seinfeld and also I got married
I got married, a self-driving car yelled at me, most importantly Jonathan HATES Jerry Seinfeld and if Jerry ever sees that you should make sure Jonathan knows that you hate him too. Also I debut my new game show "MAN OR BEAR" where I make guests guess whether a news story was perpetuated by a man...
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My Cringiest Choices of 2024
That's right, the podcast is back! I talk about what I did in 2024, including a cringy millennial music parody YouTube show. I completely forgot to talk about getting married; maybe next time. What we do get to is Costco monkey slavery, Jonathan's bible verses, wrestling, and all our classic…
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See Ya Later, Fart Brains
THE PODCAST IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE PODCAST. That's right, the podcast as we've known and loved it since November 2016 is finally coming to a close. When I first fired up this feed as "Post-Nuclear Reno" I never thought it would become and almost 8-year-long obsession over the dumbest jokes…
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Getting Yoinked
I've got Jonathan Allgood here to ring in the new year, we have almost nothing to talk about other than dick sweat. So strap in, it's just a straight-up hour of dick jokes and broader scientific dick concepts. While that's not entirely a lie we also get into In-n-Outs french fry secrets, the rise...
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What Would You Fight For $2000?
Me and Jonathan are here to talk about fighting animals with our bare hands, Jonathan's Tetris mastery, Spotify goosing Green Day's numbers, and some other things.
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Traveling T-Shirt Salesman
The alternative title for this episode was going to be "Old Man Yells At Cloud" but instead I went with something more to the point. I complain about the music industry and 15 minutes and then you all get to go back to your lives. Here's the article I was talking about:...
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Live Die, Free Hard
This week Jonathan and I summoned the strength to talk shit about all our Gen Z haters, then I talked about my dead dogs, and that's pretty much it, see you later.
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The Petri Dish is a comedy podcast hosted by Bobby Benedict where he sits down with other idiots and dumb little germs of laughter into disgusting contagions of comedy.
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