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The Petri Dish Network Radio — 259 episodes

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1

Give Me CPAP or Give Me Death

2

Creatively analyzing this artistic goo boy

3

Applying a Corrective

4

What an awful last 10 years it's been

5

Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI) Camp and Punk Fests

6

America stole Jonathan's teeth

7

Word Karate and Fart Science

8

Does Goody's Headache Powder Cause Autism

9

Which one of us was hit by a garbage truck?

10

Is it weird to like your parents?

11

Heatwave couldn't stop me

12

Getting in a malt liquor situation

13

Mollman was confronted by angry teens

14

I ate one mile of donuts

15

No winners on The Poop Cruise

16

Trauma dumping in the workplace

17

Prom Dad with a gun

18

Why Blink-182 is better than The Beatles

19

We Read Reddit Stories

20

I finally got to headline in my own town

21

Jonathan finally moved!

22

Home repair makes for awful podcasts

23

A Short One About Nothing

24

The Cleveland Steamer Deconstruction

25

The Celery Exploit of Western Civilization

26

Jonathan did WHAT with a Llama?

27

Two Men Age 100 Years Over a 30 Minute Podcast

28

Chicks dig this podcast

29

Keep Ronin, Ronin, Ronin, Ronin

30

3 grown men are completely befuddled by the concept of hanging chads

31

$9,000,000 of Mochinut

32

My dog died but I wanted to argue about soup

33

The Soup vs Sauce debate 2025

34

Jonathan HATES Seinfeld and also I got married

35

My Cringiest Choices of 2024

36

See Ya Later, Fart Brains

37

Getting Yoinked

38

What Would You Fight For $2000?

39

Traveling T-Shirt Salesman

40

Live Die, Free Hard

41

Depersonalization Steamroll

42

20,000 Leagues Under The Stink

43

Can't Stop, Won't Stop

44

Earthworm Chin and Protein Sleeves

45

Brainathan Braingood's Nuisauncery

46

Therapy is Comedy

47

The Quesadilla Incident

48

preZZzy john: mayor

49

Solo Soakers

50

A Surrealist Drugscape

51

Butt Surgery

52

Dickie Doo

53

Google Goggle

54

Trucks N' Weather

55

Blastin' Chunky

56

Eat Mud

57

AI Frat Party

58

Coachella-182

59

Abridged Tour Diaries

60

Guns 4 Babies

61

Healthinism

62

The Botulism Project

63

Short Sleeves, Lon Cons

64

The Donald Gorske Method

65

Sloppy Tubes

66

North Carolina's T-Shirt Kanye

67

Manic Skin Removal

68

No Noses Allowed

69

Only Proud Boys Go Outside

70

So I'm the Bad Guy?

71

EPISODE 200 B'DO SOME FEELGOOD STUFF

72

Buttered Bathtub

73

Old-School Horndog

74

32 Swiss Cake Rolls

75

Zombnado

76

Zombitines Day

77

Firefly Lane

78

Cheers and Beers

79

Jimbalooshi

80

Commit Light Tax Fraud

81

Do Federal Crimes

82

Fat 'N' Greedy

83

River of Dicks

84

Too Fat for Walking

85

Cosmic Connection

86

I Don't Function

87

Streamcast!

88

Audible Organs

89

Denim Dreams

90

Grandma Loves Cum

91

Salza

92

Deploying an 0200

93

Nick Choked a Guy

94

Dad Art Enlightenment

95

The Spirit of Ska

96

Head Crabs

97

Hot Takes on Hot Takes

98

Holy Joel Osment

99

Go Incest!

100

Stay Healthy

101

Jub Jub Bacadict

102

Tik Tok Famous

103

Quick Update

104

Sickcast

105

Benevolent Weinstein

106

Be A Dork

107

Shit's Dank Right Now

108

We're Not Racist

109

The Talmud

110

I Literally Talk About Myself the Whole Time

111

Albums of the Year

112

What That Is #4

113

Tool Cabinet

114

Jack Black For Batman

115

Fuck You, Wyoming

116

Several Italian Listeners

117

Parabola of the Puss

118

Turn The Glutes to 100

119

Dads to the World

120

BONUS - What That Is #3

121

Noticing Mexicans at the Mall Privilege

122

The Kevin Rudolf Story

123

Bologna La Croix

124

Crossover Episode

125

Ed Asner

126

Totoroach

127

My Mating Call is a Cry For Help

128

Don't Speak Unless Spoken To

129

My Burgeoning God Complex

130

Like the Serial Killer

131

Nick Josten Loves Christmas

132

BONUS - What That Is #2

133

Whack Off The Ficus

134

Business Casual Pool Party

135

Limp Bizkiteers

136

Play With My Fingers and Feed Me Coffee

137

BONUS - What That Is #1

138

Boogie Woogie This Bugle Boy

139

#132 - Bitch, Gimme New Friends

140

#131 - Sorry, Trump Supporters

141

#130 - Toby Keith Did 9/11

142

#129 - Herbs and Spices

143

#128 - Sunday Best

144

#127 - El Greco Remembers

145

#126 - La Croixpolis

146

#125 - Fuck

147

#124 - Dylan is a Chotch

148

#123 - Fancy Denny's

149

#122 - Stern Dad Vibes

150

#121 - Incredible Oedible Momsex

151

#120 - Douchetistic

152

#119 - That's So Black Hillary Duff

153

#118 - Cunt Kennel

154

#117 - Dionne Warwick Davis

155

#116 - Caramelized Onion Butt

156

#115 - Chinese Jägermeister

157

#114 - Train Brain Chain

158

#112 - Literally Just Talking

159

#111 - Bliffing

160

#110 - Cums

161

#109 - Butter That Ass

162

#108 - MERRY CHRITCHMUS

163

#107 - 11 Mile

164

#107 - Helen Carnate

165

#106 - Enchillania Trump

166

#105 - Hamburger Austin

167

#104 - Sizzle Pie

168

#103 - Meatballs

169

#102 - Watching Wrestling and Fingering Hot Pockets

170

#101 - Candy (Spooky Hoedown REMIX)

171

#100 - Milky Boys

172

#99 - Shit Roombas

173

#98 - Poop Mike

174

#97 - Fuck Jim Fleming

175

#96 - Jamba Juice Ramsey

176

#95 - John's Ratsinburger

177

#94 - Uhhh, Pass

178

#93 - Dallas Baca

179

#92 - Patreon Dot Com Slash

180

#91 - Roll Theid!

181

#90 - Sci-Central

182

#89 - This is Crack

183

#88 - Defend Bubby Water

184

#87 - R-Me Stroung Lyke Wwood

185

#87 - The Devil's Vagucci

186

#86 - The Struggle

187

#85 - Old Man Games

188

#84 - Unlabeled Oysters

189

#83 - GO LISTEN TO SAME PROBLEMS

190

#82 - Gum for the Class

191

#81 - Shutupsharon#

192

#80 - Cuck Palahniuk

193

#79 - 30 Platypuses

194

#77 - Vinegar

195

#76 - Does Austin Have Asperger's?

196

#75 - My Favorite Pokemon is Patreon

197

#74 - Lily Pads of Words

198

#73 - Hacksaw Murder

199

#72 - Gameshow Host Showdown

200

#71 - Creeping Charlies

201

#69 - Pop, Pop, Slap

202

#68 -Thrashcan!

203

#67 - Vodka Clones

204

#66 - Clubber Lang Dildos

205

#65 - Heavy Eagle

206

#64 - Nerd Fight

207

#63 - Rotting Our Brains

208

#62 - Centipede Centipede

209

#61 - Trans Fat Chemtrails

210

#60 - Bundling

211

#56 - Alfredo Soup II: The Reckoning

212

#55 - Aggressive Ginger Sex Dogs

213

#53 - A Turkstravaganza

214

#52 - BBQ at Hitler's

215

#51 - Greek Yogurt Mouth

216

#50 - Bobby's Spooky Hoedown (Zombie Butt Bash)

217

#49 - The Camupons

218

#48 - Corn Syrup Tampon

219

#47 - The Greysen Theory

220

#45 - Alfredo Soup

221

#44 - Desert Fried Yokels

222

#43 - Comedy NARPs

223

#41 - Carnival Vampires

224

#40 - Coochie Boner

225

#39 - I Don't Even Know

226

#38 - Todo Bueno

227

#37 - Weak Ships

228

#36 - Snapbacks and Pussy Snapchats

229

#35 - Fat Breathing Clip Show

230

#34 - #SqeezDeezNuts

231

#33 - Starburst Dickhole

232

#31 - Soundgarden with Rome

233

#30 - Kielbasa Faucet

234

#29 - The Butthole Boys

235

#28 - A Harrowing Tale of Black Bean Hummus

236

#27 - A Rampage of Snuggles

237

#26 - My Two Heads: A Journey In Sexual Experiences

238

#25 - Floyd Mayweather VS A Fucking Grizzly

239

#24 - The Face of College Ruled Paper

240

#23 - Hitler's Home for Wayward Individuals

241

#22 - Don't Get Lost In The Barrio

242

#21 - All You Can Eat Ass Buffet

243

#20 - An Ode to Odes

244

#19 - Liberal Vegan Hecklers

245

#17 - Squeef Jerky and Ball Kicking

246

#14 - WYLD STALLYNS

247

#13 - All Apologies to Muscle Cat

248

#12 - Kyle Reese is a Beanbag Schmuck

249

#11 - Ranch Dressing Desserts

250

#10 - The Trial of Smashed Thumbs

251

#9 Superbugs and Super Floods

252

#8 - Straight-Backed Acid Monkeys

253

#7 - Emergency Broadcast

254

#6 - Eatin' Skin and Gettin' Laid

255

#5 - Tinsel Furby Santa

256

#4 - The Sexquarium

257

#3 - Suge Knight's AIDS Jelly

258

#2 - Everything is Fine (On Mars)

259

#1 - Roach Milk