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The Porchmen Dialogues

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Mullings over soccer and other assorted interests, but a primary focus on the plights at Spurs and United. The two Porchmen are Andrew Hover and Geoff Melvin, lifelong friends from the block and sport commentators with no level of profession. Join us as we laugh and shake our heads, as well as enjoy the successes and lament the shortfalls of our clubs. With the help of other friends, we’ll make our way through the season with some occasional insight sneaking through. Please be so kind as to leave a review if you like what you hear.

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Episodes

  1. Superb Owl

    Enjoy a retrospective from Super Bowl Sunday as Geoff and Andrew recap results from the New Year onward. Manchester United are sat in second behind town rivals City, who were continuing an unbeaten streak toward the top of the table. United showed a pattern of snatching victory from the jaws of...

  2. A Mixed Bag

    A new Porchmen podcast starts with a quick lowdown on our holiday exploits, along with the fates of Spurs and United during their progress in the league. Andrew discusses perception of playstyle in the sports media. Spurs have an easier run-in to the Carabao Cup final, though a challenging tie…

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  3. Letters from Bhutan

    Geoff and Andrew return from a 2020 hiatus and undergo a feverish recap of the first third of the Premier League season, with the themes of Spurs at the top and United finding their feet. Upcoming matches in the Europa League bring no lesser competition and the quality of the continent is still…

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  4. Human After All

    Manchester United complete their first signing in Donny Van de Beek, and Geoff goes into the rumors and rebuild going on at the club including the enigma that is Paul Pogba. How difficult is it to acquire a quality backup striker? Andrew discusses the new Spurs docuseries ‘All or Nothing’ on…

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  5. Contract Dramedy

    The Porchmen return with a recap of Stateside soccer, including the results of the MLS is Back Cup and an outlook on the future of the sport in America. We celebrate the conclusion of the Champions League in addition to the quick turnaround for the Premier League’s new season. An in-depth review…

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  6. Transfer Pivot (Part 2)

    In the long-awaited second part of this podcast, we launch into the transfer landscape and the adventures that lie ahead. The ins and outs of balancing a squad of players and tough decisions that go along with it. The bittersweet nature of fandom. What makes a player a “Mourinho player”? We talk...

  7. Transfer Pivot (Part 1)

    In the first part of this pod, we discuss the end of the 2019/20 season and the leadup to the summer transfer window. Tribute is paid to departing Spurs legend Jan Vertonghen, and praise is given to United debutante Bruno Fernandes. Re-evaluation of timeframe and focus on the present moment in…

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  8. Baby Steps

    We return to explore the paths that Tottenham and Man U took at the beginning of July. The importance of passing is emphasized, and forgiveness of poor playing style. Remaining calm and composed in the homestretch of the season, while documenting personnel parallels and needs. Weighing City’s...

  9. Focus Groups

    Welcome to the first episode of The Porchmen Dialogues podcast! Please sit back and see what valid opinions we may have, as we talk about Project Restart and the prospects surrounding our respective clubs. Recorded on 6/29. You’ve been listening to The Porchmen Dialogues, a soccer podcast et al....

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Mullings over soccer and other assorted interests, but a primary focus on the plights at Spurs and United. The two Porchmen are Andrew Hover and Geoff Melvin, lifelong friends from the block and sport commentators with no level of profession. Join us as we laugh and shake our heads, as well as enjoy the successes and lament the shortfalls of our clubs. With the help of other friends, we’ll make our way through the season with some occasional insight sneaking through. Please be so kind as to leave a review if you like what you hear.

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Mullings over soccer and other assorted interests, but a primary focus on the plights at Spurs and United. The two Porchmen are Andrew Hover and Geoff Melvin, lifelong friends from the block and sport commentators with no level of profession. Join us as we laugh and shake our heads, as well as...

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