Episodes
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Primed For Triggers & Trauma
On today’s episode of Portals & Pendejadas, Iris & Monica spend their time with you aka the tribe, going over their pendejadas, their drink of the day and speak on what it means when we’re primed for trauma. Grab your cobija & cafecito and come kick it with your favorite diosas sagradas. Aye!...
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The Hard Parts of Healing Arts
On today’s episode of Portals & Pendejadas your favorite diosas shoot the shift, share their pendejadas, their drink of the day (what’re y’all drinking tribe? Share in the comments) and more! Your chulas get into some of the hardest parts about being in the healing arts. Grab a cafecito and come...
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Redirected Resonance
On today’s episode of Portals & Pendejadas, Iris & Monica share their feelings and takes on a write-in. This question is a deep one tribe so grab your cafecitos and come spend some time with your favorite diosas! Oh and as you listened to our pendejada, think of one of your own and share it with...
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How They See Us
On today’s episode of Portals & Pendejadas your favorite diosas turn a Pendejada into a sacred sermon and go deep into how others see us. Don’t miss Monica’s Chonies/ Chonch Chronicles because it’s a good one tribe! So grab your favorite drink and come spend time with your sagradas hermosas!
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Rejection, Reception & Repair
On today's episode of Portals & Pendejadas your favorite diosas talk about being received in lack or in love by those we so deeply want to be understood by. They get into it, deep y'all! Grab your cafecito take a few deep breaths into your butthole chakra and lets get into the portals &…
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The Art of Not Shutting The F*ck Up
On today’s episode of Portals & Pendejadas, Iris & Monica shoot the shift, share their birthday vibrations, touch on their Pendejada & drink of the day! Come spend some much deserved time with your favorite diosas, technical difficulties n all! We love you! We are your tribe! -Iris & Monica
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Pendejadas Portals & Purpose
Welcome back to The Portals & Pendejadas Podcast. On today’s episode we all get to hold witness to a pendejada becoming a portal to purpose. It’s all the little things that create this big life. We’re all here to hold in each other home and walk each other through. May today’s episode remind you,...
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Triggered Into Alignment
Welcome back to The Portals & Pendejadas Podcast where your favorite diosas always say it like it is. On today’s episode, Iris & Monica share their Pendejadas, tell you what’s in their tacitas and go into some deep shi[f]t! Many of us are being triggered into expansion & contraction with all that...
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Gifts, Gratitude & Gaslighting
Welcome back to the Portals & Pendejadas Podcast. On today’s episode, Iris & Monica share their Pendejadas and it somehow turns into the entire episode. Your sagradas touch on their gifts, their gratitude & gaslighting. Grab your cafecito and come hangout with your favorite diosas. You are who...
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Let it Flow
On today’s episode of Portals & Pendejadas Iris & Monica shoot the shift, allowing the flow to unfold. No plan, no theme, just flow. Come spend an hour with your portal besties as they touch on what feels joyful, in-laws, past relationships, being a mom and inner child vibes. Here’s to it all…
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New Year True You
On today’s episode of Portals & Pendejadas, Iris & Monica catchup on their 2025 closing ceremonies, the power of a name and what it looks like to let go of who and what is no longer meant for you. Your favorite diosas delivery another delicious, dynamic exchange full of love, vulnerability &...
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Rezoning Your Reason
On today’s episode of Portals & Pendejadas, Iris & Monica speak on rezoning our reason. How often in life, do we live out the wants and needs of others, while we unconsciously self abandon. Why do we do what we do? What is our reason for all that we do? Come for the cafecito & stay for the...
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Reinforced & Reiterated Rejection & Projection
On today’s episode of Portals & Pendejadas, Iris & Monica speak on the hurt that can be reinforced & reiterated as it pertained to rejection, projections & loss and how that can be amplified during the holidays. Grab your cafecito y cobija and cozy up this holiday season with your favorite...
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Dia De Los Recuerdos
On Today’s episode of Portals & Pendejadas, as we hold space for Día De Los Muertos, Iris & Monica share some memories of loved ones that have transitioned out of this realm. Your favorite diosas also get into it, as they speak on the different levels of letting go, when it comes to those that…
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It's Everything!
On today’s episode of The Portals & Pendejadas Podcast, Iris & Monica riff! Your favorite diosas get into the highs & not so highs of how… It’s Everything! Coffee confessions in full effect, pero like why is a cafecito $12 now? None organic almond milk you say? Iris leads us in an impromptu…
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Speaking In Circles & Listening On A Loop
Communication comes in so many beautiful variations of knowing, living & learning. We communicate from a place of hurt and from a place of healing. On today’s episode Iris & Monica speak on some of their experiences on speaking in circles & listening on a loop. Come hangout with your favorite...
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SIS/Suffering In Silence or Remember
On today’s episode of Portals & Pendejadas, Iris & Monica open up about physical, mental and emotional trauma, because all trauma is spiritual trauma. Sometimes life can make us feel like we just can’t go on. You can! We can! We are! Your Divine Diosas want you to know and fully innerstand, you…
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When You're Not Where You Want To Be
On today’s episode of The Portals & Pendejadas Podcast, Iris and Monica speak about what it feels like to not be where we want to be in life. They go into some really beautifully deep topics and exchanges. And like always, they laugh, cry and deliver all the most delicious messages to support the...
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WWIMD
On today's episode of Portals and Pendejadas, Iris & Monica dive ovaries deep into all your questions. Take a seat and get locked in, this is one wild ride lovers! Oh, and if you need to pee do it NOW, or you will pee yourself when we start getting lippy. Todo Con Amor (Tata Pedro) -Iris & Monica
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Mother Relationships Part II
On today's episode of Portals & Pendejadas, Iris & Monica dive back into what it means to honor your truth by looking at what the mother relationship means to you. Sometimes we must consider releasing people in love and holding a living funeral for them. What does letting go mean to you? How will...
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Mother Relations & Reflections
On today's episode, Iris and Monica discuss mother projections, rejections, disconnections and reflections. Do you truly need to forgive to heal? What does the expression "mother" mean to you? Drop your responses in the comments!
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Negotiating Joy
On today's episode of Portals & Pendejadas, Iris and Monica do their thing! They laugh, they cry and deliver all the deliciousness of divine f*ckery! What does negotiating joy mean to you? Tune in your frequency and find out what it means to your favorite healers from the hood. Aaayyyee
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Acceptance, Accolades and just saying f*ck it!
Acceptance, Accolades and just saying f*ck it! On todays episode of Portals & Pendejadas, Iris and Monica speak on the importance of just saying f*ck it! Accepting yourself. Giving yourself accolades. Surrendering to all the levels of devine love & deep f*€kery. They share their pendejas while...
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Keeping Quiet To Keep The Peace
Iris and Monica share some client experiences as well as personal, throughout today’s episode. Our dynamic divine duo speak on the challenges of stripping away your own voice to make way for “false” peace. False peace is when we feel in pieces because we’ve chosen to keep quiet to keep the…
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Healing-up & Nowhere To Grow
We can only heal outwardly to the level in which we've grown within. Our branches grow as high as our roots are deep. In todays episode, Iris and Monica speak on experiences of pain and allowing the pain to become power, for themselves as well as their clients. Please be advised, this episode is...
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Grieving While We Grow
Today the Portals & Pendejadas Diosas talk about allowing ourselves the space to honor pain, passion and projection. Grieving is an expansive experience and they want you to know, we all go through and grow through it. And hey, we all have our inner monster & master to walk with us, as we…
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When Home Doesn't Feel like Home
Iris and Monica hold space for one another, as we dive into the past traumas where we didn't feel at home. Disclaimer: In this Episode we are covering heavy topics, if you feel like this is not for you today feel free to skip this episode & come back when you are ready. Follow us on instagram:...
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Fly On The Wall
From mic check to life check. Monica & Iris have one of their usual convos trying out their mics and Iris hits record. Episode 1 of 2024 Follow us on Instagram @PortalsPendejadasPodcast as we begin to grow on Spotify & Instagram. Monica's Instagram @healingvibrations333 Iris' Instagram...
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✨Bleeding & Blessing✨
Monica & Iris share their take on Bleeding Ceremonies and what it may look like to shed what no longer serves us, as we shed what no longer serves our womb. Oh yeah and we talk about shit, like a lot of shit and some other funny and heartwarming experiences too. Come meet us in the Red Tent…
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Grief, Greed & Guilt
Monica shares her recent physical release of one of her most beloved friends and soul sisters. Iris shares her experience with grieving and mourning those that still walk this realm. As it all comes to together during this sacred portal of 222
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Maya Magick & Mayhem
Life is all about magick & mayhem and Iris fully surrenders to that in Guatemaya while Monica surrenders to sniffing her chonies and breathing deeply. Oh yeah, while holding space for Iris. Life can be hairy sometimes but what matters is what you do with that hair.
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Friends, Foes & Fuckboy’s/girls
Monica calls a 1 year old a fucker and Iris talks about the Fuckgirl from her past.
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Families, Festivities & Fuckery
The Calm, The Chaos And All Of The Feels…
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Missed Periods, Miscarriages & Missed Opportunities
Please Be Sure To Be In A Mental Space To Be A Part of Todays Podcast, Being That We Discuss Very Heavy Topics.
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Protecting your portal through all the pendejadas
Monica, Psychic Medium, Iris, Intuitive, pussy portal, protection and energy clearing talks.
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Portals, Pitos and Pendejadas
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Iris and Monica
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