The Raven Effect
by The Raven Effect
Join professional wrestling superstar & world class idiot, Raven, along with a motley assortment of friends, enemies, know-it-alls, know nothings, professional level morons and highly functioning sociopaths, for a veritable cornucopia of stupidity covering current events, conspiracies, pop culture, politics, general muckety-muck, and any and all topics that can be properly bantered.
Episodes
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When Did Everybody Become Such an A$$h*le?!
Rude airline passengers and a near-fight at 30,000 feet spark a heated debate over common courtesy and people who just don't know when to shut the hell up; Raven and the Eeny, Meeny, Minys tackle the fine art of being an entitled prick, both in public and in everyday life; Rich's wife BURIES him…
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There Better Not Be Any Motherf*ckin' Snakes on This Plane!
While the title should tell you exactly what direction the show goes into this week, in case you're unsure, Raven discovers a traveler tried smuggling 92 reptiles onto a plane, including 37 venomous snakes, something Samuel L. Jackson would NOT be pleased about; Wealthy survivalists prepare for…
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Pink, Piñatas & Parallel Universes
What do Pink, AI, and the Large Hadron Collider have in common? Absolutely nothing! Raven calls BS over Feeney's questionable celebrity encounters; Avril Lavigne's earning power is FAR better than anyone would have thought, Raven comes up with what could be a potentially revolutionary wrestling...
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Drinking Toilet Water to Beat a DUI?
This week, Raven and the Eeny, Meeny, Minys are back with another spectacular collection of bad decisions, questionable news stories, and conversations that probably should have ended several minutes earlier; This week's news items include a woman showing the lengths she'd go to in order to delay…
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Back From the Hospital, Straight Into the Roast
Feeney is back — and somehow The Raven Effect gets even more ridiculous (whodathunk that'd be possible?); After a frightening trip to the hospital involving pneumonia, a fall, hallucinations and the discovery of blood clots, Feeney returns to tell the story… or at least tries to, while Raven and...
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Pro Tip: Don’t Smash Yourself in the Face With a Hammer
This week, we learn that apparently we now live in a world where “don’t smash yourself in the face with a hammer” qualifies as legitimate life advice; Raven, Rich and Rob dive into the bizarre world of "Looksmaxxing," where perfectly normal ideas like exercising, sleeping well and basic grooming...
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Don't Duct Tape Your Friends to Airplane Seats
This week, Raven, Rich "the meanie from the eenie meanies" and the fill-in guy attempt to engage in a completely reasonable (by our standards) discussion that immediately goes off the rails, sorta; We address the Sydney Sweeney betting ad controversy head-on, or perhaps hard-on; This week's news...
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Raven Does Baseball ... Sorta
This week Rich has decided to do the show live from a minor league baseball game, and what ensues is the purest form of slapdashery ever imagined; We get a Feeney health update, which reminds us to remind you about his GoFundMe; Do drunk guys at the baseball game know who Raven is? RIP Andy...
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We're Radioactive ... Radioactive
This week, Feeney is still in the hospital, but is doing better, but he could still use your help, don't forget about the GoFundMe set up by his family; There's the old saying that you should never meet your heroes, and Rich has a story that bucks that trend; We debate the merits and sounds of…
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Pornos used to have the best names, a recent study conducted by "experts" says so
Feeney is still in the hospital, and could still use your help, don't forget about the GoFundMe set up by his family; It's been one of those weeks, but we're not sure what THOSE kind of weeks are really; Continuing the show's new 'educational' angle, we learn about how the lore of Robin Hood...
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Gooning, PMVs and Whipping the Cat
Feeney is still in the hospital, and could still use your help, don't forget about the GoFundMe set up by his family; This week we're learning about AI and what some people are using it to make; How the slang terms for masturbation have changed throughout the generations; Raven wants to get a new...
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The Door is Ajar, but it's Really a Door
Feeney is indisposed for the second week in a row, hiding in the hospital, which is scary AF; His family has set up a GoFundMe that you can contribute to (link is below); Why do Luchadors work the left side and not the right side? Rich and Producer Rob talk about their pussies while we still try…
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What's the Difference between a Slovakian Traffic Cone and a Regular Traffic Cone?
This week Feeney is indisposed, but the show keeps the slapdash coming; What sort of codenames do you have in your phone book for suspicious people; Rich admits to not being a fan of the THC ban in Texas; The fetish culture of anime and Joshi wrestling fans; Summer survival is not possible…
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The British are C*mming, The British are C*mming
Before we get started this week, Rich is not here which may please you or disappoint you; This week's news items include a story of one lucky bastard's thrift store find; We take a look at the sad fate of Gilligan's Island and figure out where things started going wrong; Gen Z is smoking again;...
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Bill Goldberg for President?
Right off the bat, we apologize for the anemic horn and whistle section, it appears the Raven Effect band leader did too much blowing during the week and didn't leave enough juice for the show; Feeney was today years old when he learned the cast of Cheers MIGHT have been alcoholics, allegedly; If...
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A Q-Tip in the dick hole is NOT enjoyable
This week Rich is either trying to be a 70s porn star or a cat, no one is sure why; We go through the Cunningham family tree looking for one we like, and give Sophie Cunningham love; You can find almost anything on Reddit, and Feeney gets an idea from one of the groups; We learn the origin of the...
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It's always sunny in Philly, unless it's shitty
This week we say RIP to Daveigh Chase from The Ring and Lilo & Stitch; Congrats to Konnan being named as an inductee to the TNA Hall of Fame, and Feeney gives everyone an update on his health; Why were they called floppy discs? We learn the lengths a concert goer will go to not miss a song; Jimmy...
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Is that your real name, or a porn name?
This week Raven breaks from the norm and talks some wrestling, where it's been a bad week for TNA, Tommy Dreamer and Bully Ray; We get subjected to dad jokes, and everyone knows how quality those can be; The top music videos of all time and the best martial arts movies of ALL time, or so they…
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The icky parts of a woman ARE the best parts afterall ...
This week we immediately go off the rails talking about the game of Life; WTF is a "fence builder"? We have a couple of lists this week, including the Top 10 board games, and the best-selling board games; Feeney confuses a spinner like Riley Reid for a spinster; Rich updates everyone as to where…
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Professional gambling tips from total non professional gamblers
This week Rich is MIA, which Raven has a couple of theories as to why; Don Callis and Tommy Dreamer have a feud cooking online, who wins? Raven and Feeney make their UFC bets, and offer other gambling tips; The history of illegal gambling in Brazil gives Feeney an idea; This week's news items;...
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It's time for a Ridiculous Quiz!
This week we ponder what the point of having a private Instagram page while getting to experience the best of Donnie Iris; Rich reveals he's a train geek and gives us a lesson on Union Pacific's Big Boy No. 4014; WTF does "Slam pig" mean? We take one of those online quizzes, and find out which…
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Boy, that escalated quickly
This week we're talking about some bands whose music all sounds the same, and different at the same time; Rich explains "turtleing" is and rage quits in the middle of the show; Important health tip for everyone, avoid the foot juice; What would a Venn diagram show is the crossover between anime...
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Balloon fetishes are fun, until they pop
This week we immediately get some light racism from Rich, but not that kind of racism; How much money was lost on the Rousey/Carano fight? If Raven and the Eenie Meanies were to form a band, what would their name be? When Googling goes wrong; Would anyone date a chick that isn't into oral? The…
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This C.U.M. Train has left the Station
This week the new assistant Grok gives his take on the show, and it's proof that AI has a long way to go before replacing humans; Feeney shares an urban legend about the Dallas Sportatorium; What are Macklemore and Bush up to these days? Great music festivals you most likely never went to; This...
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Raven Goes to the Movies
This week Raven introduces the audience to a new Eenie-Meanie; Feeney is looking for friends on the Playstation Network so he can play the new WWE game, so go play with him; We react to the movie wonder that is The Thing With Two Heads and Tiptoes; Rich tries to tell an airport to STFU, and it...
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Women and bears do not mix
This week we're learning new words and their meaning; We teach Rich the difference between R. Kelly, Jay-Z and Diddy and talk about Diddy changed his name so many times; Why Ben Affleck looks miserable all the time; Who's hotter between JLo and Jennifer Garner? What could be a better acronym for...
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Nothing goes together better than Hookers and Blow
This week we're talking unsuccessful spinoffs of Three's Company and Raven's television knowledge makes Feeney's head explode; Rich gives us a brief review of the Hulk Hogan Netflix documentary and Raven wonders what happened to Brooke Hogan? Feeney believes he's experiencing a Mandela Effect...
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How weird it is getting old
This week Feeney's getting ribbed for trying to pass himself off as tall, using Instagram as his 'proof'; What it's like to get hit by a stripper clog and we have the great stripper shoe debate; RIP Sid Krofft, the co-creator of the show H.R. Pufnstuf; Shannon Elizabeth is starting an OnlyFans…
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Coked up Sharks and fighting Kangaroos
This week Raven shares what he's been watching on YouTube lately and we learn about a crazy ad campaign; What would it take to get Raven to write a book? Feeney tries to re-enact cutting a promo and fails epically for the most unexpected reason; Rich shares some airport horror stories; The most...
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Low brow humor, punching down and nut shots ... all comedy gold?
Who remembers playing Slug Bug? Raven and the eenie meanies review that game and other variations of it, some even include a shot in the nuts; Billy Gunn prank calls fans, at least according to Rich; Vince McMahon and Krusty the Clown now sound alike? Geographically challenged hockey team moves…
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The lie that is the old-timey talk accent
This week we're talking about tentacles ... not tentacles exactly, but giant octopussies, or octopuses; Has Raven been keeping up with the Marvel Cinematic Universe? Scarlett Johansson is really hot and we ponder who's the best Spiderman; Rich shares his latest travel shitshow story; Feeney...
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Why is every crazy conspiracy theory centered around child trafficking?
This week Raven allows Rich to put over the first hockey coach he ever worked for, Terry Ruskowski; Which sports cities suck; Raven shares stories from his recent travels; Which rideshare service is more rapey, Uber of Lyft? Rich has a food dilemma, and he's relying on Raven and Feeney to give…
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Gambling for dummies ... and by dummies, we mean us
This week we start off on a sad note as Rich had to put his cat down; After that depressing news, we're off to the races, asking the questions everyone wants to know, like how does a dueling piano bar get the pianos to fight? How the various generations feel about marriage and relationships, and...
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We've got questions that need some answers
This week we mourn the closing of the Monster Factory, but with a twist; The secret of strong style gets revealed; Road Dogg leaves WWE and there's been changes in creative; Raven's WrestleMania plans revealed; Find Raven in New Orleans on March 14th; We learn what Paige VanZant is up to these...
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We're Swingin' Dicks ... Mostly
This week we're wondering if guys like girls who like anal and other various butt-sex related things; This week is a tough week for little Feeney; Notorious joke thieves; The guys settle the great "Enter Sandman" controversy; How can you tell if someone is terrible at playing an instrument? Props...
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Keeping it in the family ... not the best idea in the world
This week we're discussing where the line is in terms of marrying your cousin; RIP Feeney's water heater; The latest Call of Duty game has a mission that has everyone asking questions; Who remembers Dick Tracy? RIP Eric Dane and Robert Duvall; Congrats to the US women's Hockey team on winning…
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Herpes For All!
Things that are now problematic and you cannot say, according to a group called "they"; We investigate how Rich manages to keep his life off of the internet; Hank Azaria voices Trump quotes as Simpsons characters and it has Raven wondering if it is at all funny; We learn shit is just going...
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We're taking you to the movies and counting them down
This week we learn that the British don't know good time travel movies thanks to The Guardian; 10 Underrated or obscure time travel movies; Raven shares his hot take about Jeff Garlin; The superior feeling you get when you figure out the plot to Mulholland Drive the first time you see it; The...
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You can trust us, we're professionals ... 'ya know
This week we learn where on a scale of 1 to 10 where swell comes into play; Feeney tells the 'greatest story of shoplifting' while Rich couldn't care less and contemplates what he'd be like as a loss prevention officer; The top ten sluttiest professions, and the order is unexpected; How long can...
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You never go a$s to mouth ... or do you?
This week we learn how good of a friend Raven is, as he checks in to cheer up Konnan; How Dr. Ruth feels about butt sex; All the hilarious, yet disgusting names for various sex acts from both the men's and women's points of view; Rich shares a viewer's take on Raven's documentary; Most ridiculous...
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Close Encounters of the Celebrity Kind
This week we're getting a geography lesson, learning about the Quad Cities and every city The Gathering has been held in; Feeney tells a story that immediately gets denounced as BS, will he be vindicated? Ric Flair's Cameo shoutouts are something else, but Raven's are better ( which if you…
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Why would anyone tie their d*ck in a knot?
It's another week and Raven and the eenie meanies are diving into the things people care most about, like crazy things Hulk Hogan has said that may or may not be true; The many different projects of Ryan Reynolds; The Dream Team vs. "The Dream Team"; The history of hooking and hookers; Rich gets...
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The real meaning of "my name is mud"
This week massive changes have been made to the show, but most of you won't notice it, unless you read things before hitting play; Feeney makes some outrageous claims trying to put himself over and is immediately called out for it; We take a look at Ashley Judd's movie career to see if she's done...
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It's Official, We're Printing the Legend
This week we're learning all sorts of new and interesting things, like Feeney's alleged mob family connections, Raven getting a gun pulled on him in a place you would not expect; Things you didn't know about Bruce Lee; Interesting facts about Reindeer you won't believe; A YouTuber reviews Raven's...
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To Be or Tubi? That is the question
This week we're getting treated to some of the most important questions and insights imaginable, nostalgic TV shows and is it Flinstones or Flintstones? The many hits of The Cranberries and contemplating if the band can continue without its lead singer; Commercials are annoying and Raven is...
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1,057 dicks is a hell of a lot more than 37
This week is off to an auspicious start, as Rich is MIA and it has everyone wondering where he is; TNA gets a new TV deal, will Raven be making appearances? Phantom power vs. real power; Feeney refuses to get a Flu shot, which sounds like a cry for help, or attention; Raven provides an update on...
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Stepfather of the Year: Legit Award or Porn?
This week we're starting off in the most professional way possible, with Feeney having mic issues while complaining about Quentin Tarantino; WTF happened to Shannyn Sossamon? The previously unknown black helicopter connections between Rich and Donald Trump that nobody saw coming get revealed…
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A whole lotta dickin going on
This week we're learning the delicate balance between men and women and why guys are cooler; The origin of the word Geronimo in popular vernacular; Stupid tweets and emails people have sent that led to positive outcomes; Everyone is shocked to learn competitive steinholding is legit and…
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Not Gettin' Off 'Til Seattle
This week names are getting dropped from 30,000 feet and we're talking airplane etiquette; Who's the better Natalie, Portman or Porkman? Dark Hollywood conspiracy theories; The story of Ric Flair's adoption; Feeney takes an unexpected bump and busts his computer setup; The best hotels to take...
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Zubaz pants ... yay or nay?
This week Raven is asking the questions everyone wants the answer to, while Feeney threatens to quit podcasting unless someone buys him a new computer; Rich is hiding something and won't talk about it; What kind of shit cats would talk if cats could speak English; What the Raven Effect Facebook...
About this show
Join professional wrestling superstar & world class idiot, Raven, along with a motley assortment of friends, enemies, know-it-alls, know nothings, professional level morons and highly functioning sociopaths, for a veritable cornucopia of stupidity covering current events, conspiracies, pop culture, politics, general muckety-muck, and any and all topics that can be properly bantered.
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