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The Raven Effect — 469 episodes
A Q-Tip in the dick hole is NOT enjoyable
It's always sunny in Philly, unless it's shitty
The icky parts of a woman ARE the best parts afterall ...
Women and bears do not mix
Nothing goes together better than Hookers and Blow
How weird it is getting old
Coked up Sharks and fighting Kangaroos
Low brow humor, punching down and nut shots ... all comedy gold?
The lie that is the old-timey talk accent
Why is every crazy conspiracy theory centered around child trafficking?
Gambling for dummies ... and by dummies, we mean us
We've got questions that need some answers
We're Swingin' Dicks ... Mostly
Keeping it in the family ... not the best idea in the world
Herpes For All!
We're taking you to the movies and counting them down
You can trust us, we're professionals ... 'ya know
You never go a$s to mouth ... or do you?
Close Encounters of the Celebrity Kind
Why would anyone tie their d*ck in a knot?
The real meaning of "my name is mud"
It's Official, We're Printing the Legend
To Be or Tubi? That is the question
1,057 dicks is a hell of a lot more than 37
Stepfather of the Year: Legit Award or Porn?
A whole lotta dickin going on
Not Gettin' Off 'Til Seattle
Zubaz pants ... yay or nay?
Nicole Kidman and Raven don't see eye-to-nipple on boobs
How much bush is too much bush?
No better eroticism than the sleazy kind
Sandbagging, Gaslighting and Teabagging
We're #19 in Norway!
You don't get this kind of aggressive banter anywhere else ...
The disappointment that is Fat Bear Week
TRE shall now be known as The Ribald Effect
Shalt thou count to three, no more, no less
The trusted comfort food ... p*rn
When Audience Participation Goes Wrong
All these Bi's are confusing AF
Nude photos of your wife exist ... want some?
You can't say that on Television!
Cheating to join the Mile High Club
Old age sucks!
You can't trust the Internet for anything
We're Number 13 in America!
Do Boners Set Off Airport Security Alarms?
The wheel of fortune, or time, or something keeps on spinning
Sometimes you gotta "lean" into it ...
Yodelling In the Valley is code for what?!?
Third Base = Anal?
This is episode number 429? Really?
The Penis Head Hairdo: A Style That Shocks and Awes
RIP Sabu
Why can't I covet your wife if she's hot?
Femoids, foids and roasties need not apply
Just like magic, this show is smoke and mirrors
Whatever you do, don't throw the baby out with the bathwater
Angry Loners Vs. Angry Loaners
The sequels never live up to the originals
The day the music died ... for us at least
Looking for the perfect p*rn and video game
An Irish Accent Makes Everything Funnier
Is there proper etiquette for reusing condoms?
The new podcast ranking "system" sucks
The International Date Line Really Screws With Travel
Never say never ... but it's never gonna happen
Life Pro-Tip: Stay away from the rapey stuff
The best way to lose an accent
Somehow, we always come back to clown porn
Tune In, Turn On, and Drop Out ... or, Whatever
From Eye Patches to Roller Derby Smackdowns
New Year, New Word - Neurodivergent
How much goat love is too much goat love?
There are levels to the game ...
Is it okay to jack it to dead people?
An exploration of Raven's ADD
The most romantic proposal EVER!
Bring on the Aliens
The times they are a-changing
I will stand for anything ... but I won't stand for that
Contributing to the indecency of a minor
We're getting too old for this s#it!
Giving you ALL of the useless information that's very useful
The 'Bro-Code' is a lie
Don't want the truth? Don't ask Raven for his opinion
We're Exploring Absurdism ... Whatever that is
Not all crazy sex and drug parties are the same
The Line Must be Drawn Here
Happy Birthday Raven!
The butter that makes you stutter!
We're not remembering wrong, they're screwing with us!
We're 14th in Qatar (plus, the mysteries of B*kk*ke)
Deciphering the Beatnik language
The peculiarities of Japanese culture, from panty vending machines to bukkake!
We gots no title today…
Lloyd's of London will insure anything, including your p*nis!
The Eye of the 5' 9" Walrus
The Intricacies of Octopus Behavior
Our "Best Of" is a lot of other show's "Worst Of"
If you're gonna go All-In, you better go All-In early
The proper use of the word "coterie"
The worst gift for your spouse, Chlamydia
Slapdashery requires maximum effort ... of sorts
Solving J-Lo's life crisis
Having a judgmental d*ck vs. being a judgmental D*ck
All about Chlamydia and monkey survival tips
Making the homemade jerky for orphans
All is right with the world, the show is back ...
Circumcised Vs. Uncircumcised
Looking for a hooker petting zoo ...
What happens when you lie to the audience
FOMO is an insidious disease
A flu, the flu or Affluent?
P*rnos qualify as documentaries ... right?
Raven gives Feeney an assignment, it doesn't go well ...
This episode is NOT AI generated by Chat GPT ... and good thing too!
All about the Onomatopoeia
The "Disco Rub" isn't what you think it is ...
The worst sequel ever made ...
Phil Collins is the whitest white guy
Feeney tries new look, the Hague deems it a crime against humanity...
Interchangeable Celebrity Jokes
Trolls, Dwarfs, Orcs and Midgets oh my!
The danger of peeing ...
Tighten it up
Why would someone become a Proctologist?
We're in France's underpants, and number 30 in the rankings
Drugs aren't funny, but people on drugs are
What's the difference between assassins and contract killers?
Not a PC show, not a Mac show either ...
We aren't giving this episode a title
Jump starting while wearing backwards underwear
We're Number 81!
Putting in just enough work
Gotta play the hits!
Solving all the world's problems
The whole show's an aside ...
Imagine being young again in the age of social media
The universe is expanding, to where?
We're number 14 in Mexico!
Fighting for Real is Exhausting
Matt Smith and Alex Shelley, secret twins?
Countin' them down like Casey Kasem
Travelling the Hershey Highway
To neither confirm nor deny
Head to Toe
Panhandlers make good money, that's a lot of meth
We're Number 6 in Columbia and No. 3 in Qatar
Aliens did it
Pills, hard c*cks and orgasms
Addicted to the blade
The difference in being funny and being clever
The great food debate
Wanting the world to fall into your lap
All About D*cks and T*ts
Fame, getting laid and the old double double
Manhole Explosions
Raven Presents: The Raven Musical Hour Experience
The Pete-O Files Are Too Childish
The arbiter of good taste with secrets galore
Siskel was such a mark for Ebert
Why aren't there more famous people named Alan?
What's the proper length?
WTF is Gonzo P*rn?
The greatest rib you could play at a Waffle House
Trust in Raven
Beware the Facebook scam!
There's no candy breaks in Baseball
Underground conspiracies sound fun, allegedly
Weirdo Bets
RIP Lanny Poffo
Scratch-offs are a skill game...
Nothing wrong with a little butt-hurt
Always go with option D ...
Raven's greatest career revelation ... "this sh*t hurts"
New Year, Same Slapdashery
Philly Shenanigans
Santa Raven's Giant Sack
The Pee-pee Challenge
Nut busting fakery
Thanksgiving ... the biggest holiday racket
P*ssy flavored chips
The key to a perfect d*ck pic
Turned on Vs. "Turned on"
Raven drops some profound ass shit
Don't make Raven turn this podcast around ...
The worst DDT ever ...
Cuckolding...
Rob Zombie's movie "magic"
Introducing Sir Lord Raven
Daddy Mac or Mac Daddy?
What gives?
The undisputed greatness of Eric Clapton
'Secret Agent' Professor Raven teaches what not to say after sex
Tighten it up now ...
Raven returns to learn he's number one in Turkey ...
The Effect Take Over ... Again
Ric Flair's last match ... or is it
Would a wife with a tail be erotic?
RIP Gabriel, treasured best friend (and executive producer of this podcast)!
The Most Absurd Claim Ever Made ...
The Documentary of Raven ...
The very intricate differences between selective sluts and whores
Can women be cucks?
We're too lazy to come up with one...
TV Guide is the most valuable thing in the world ...
Everyone knows what a double down is ... or do they?
The mechanics of a detachable penis ...
The Kentucky Derby is a work ...
Breaking the law ...
All the places we've been, a world guide from the Raven Effect
What other uses for a throat are there?
Do you get Turkish Taffy in a Turkish prison?
I swear, I thought turkeys could fly
We're number 2 in Qatar and 69 in Ireland
While Raven Recovers, The Effect Takes Over
RIP Scott Hall
Ranking Conspiracy Theories
Shenanigans and Hijinks
Helpful tip for yeast infections ...
The Best Life Advice
How much rat poop is allowed in food?
How to not succeed in gambling
The problem with puns
Miracle Whip Can Go Fuck itself & We're #6 in Malaysia
Scatalogically Ridiculous
Is shitting with the bathroom door open acceptable?
Happy New Year Episode (not a rerun or "Best of" like everyone else)!
2021 Fond Farewells ... According to TV Guide
Can you say Jew-Fro if you're Jewish?
Working with Billy Corgan and NWA
Phil Collins and Ultimate Warrior walk into a music video shoot
The Sexual Pro-Am
The Trial of Joseph Feeney
Why did Constantinople get the works?
Hockey fight improvement ideas...
We're #2 In Armenia?!
Comedians being offensive
The Surly Bird Catches the Worm
3 hats and a Cat ...
George of the Jungle vs. Curious George
This Guy is a Spy for the FBI
Does the Masked Singer hand out masks?
The best places to go in Philly
The Colin Quinn, Paul Heyman Trip
Who would pay for a sex tape starring Rich?
We're still number 2 in Qatar
Chastity belts and cock cages
The truth of Rich being a heel
Always get the rental car insurance ... unless of course your own insurance covers you
We're number 38 ... in Israel
The big, "Brain Donors" movie review!
Disco tries to besmirch Raven's good name
Hugh Grant's Sexual Escapades
The best reach around, or work around ... You get it
Return of Busby "the Magnificent"
The cats are running amok...
We're number 3 in Norway!
The concept of bump cards and how many does Ric Flair have ...
RIP New Jack and Don Kernodle
Sublime cover bands vs. sublime cover bands ... ?!?
Koalas in Australia have a Chlamydia problem...
Uncircumcised Population Facts ...
Raven's Waterbed Confession ...
No Love For Indiana Jones 5?
The subtle difference between a work and a shoot
The Raven Effect ... NPR Style
Raven solves racism, Rich is unprofessional and Feeney has two pussies ...
Disco Inferno: gambling enthusiast... ok, addict...
The fine difference between being critical and shitting on people...
The court of public opinion is the shits....
A deep dive into Wile. E. Coyote
Besmirching, for fun and profit...
Helpful Drug Tips
Super Bowl Picks and More
Shorting of the stocks... or stocking of the shorts...?!?
Worst show yet ...
Proper condom etiquette
Surprising places where one can get crabs...
Happy New Year or something
More bad sex in fiction read...
We're Number 8 in Qatar!
Famous Taints...
The difference between Rich's dumb cat and Raven's smart executive producer dog Gabriel
The only show with a live horn and slide whistle every week!
We're still top 10 in Finland! (Ed.'s note - they're top 20)
Being a manchild is the best way to make your way through life...
More nudity needed in podcasts...
Gleaming the Cube...
Disturbing medical procedures going into various holes
Van Halen vs Van Hagar...
Raven's Rap Song w/half of ICP is played... joy everywhere!
Nonsense of course (is fair play for the show description)...
Getting the right kind of heat vs. change the channel heat
Swingers clubs, how they really work and which one has the best buffet...
Things you can and cannot blow at the same time...
Why hookers don't like kissing
Jim Dandy to the rescue... again?
Raven does play by play of the opening of the Eric Andre Show
Raven and Feeney have a man crush on Rob Lowe!
Did Marty Jannetty Kill a Guy?
Getting chopped by Nord the Barbarian is not fun!
Raven tells some new standup jokes he wrote... hilarity ensues!
Raven beat Larry Zbyszko in a hair vs. hair match in TNA and totally forgot it
Duck that shits Percocets, the book!
A duck that shits Percocet!
Jewish by Birth, Naughty by Nature
Another absurd show for ur listening pleasure!
Live animals you can send through the mail!
Raven has lost faith in the Internet
Why would someone grow a Hitler mustache?
More Nonsense and Hijinx
What does a snake look like on the inside?
Callback to Sandman's pomegranate balls
Pentagon confirms UFO's are real
Top 10 worst celebrity tippers
R.I.P. Fink!
Good Storytelling vs Bad Storytelling
What Raven teaches in his seminars about matches, heels and babyfaces
The Return of the Busby!
Kill Time During the Coronavirus by Watching Porn
2nd base is now anal
Are Men Still Into Big Asses?
Possible side effects of porn...
Everything you could want to know about Raven's visit to AEW!
We discuss the tactical incongruities of a DVDA...
Typically ridiculous episode....
The embarrassment of farting and accidentally shitting your pants - wrestler edition
The greatest naked audio footage ever!
Did Tessa Blanchard get slandered or...?
Serial Killer Side Projects...
Blackface = bad, Orangeface like Gritty = ok
The science of the "American Pie" pie-fucking scene
We discuss everyone's favorite booze, Boone's Farm:
Pro wrestling is about storytelling and characters...
Sandman Slams Women Headlining Shows
Sandman has pomegranate balls...
Harriet Tubman Starring Julia Roberts
10 Deadliest Animals... ooh scary!
TheRavenEffect Podcast Ranked Top 10 in Finland!
Joke stolen from Raven by David Spade Writer
The (Howie) Mandela Effect
Your basic stupidity-packed show...
Warning: This episode may make your dick hurt, or at least uncomfortable
AEW ratings were great out of the box, smoked NXT
At What Age Do Farts Stop Being Funny?
UFC's BMF (bad mother-fucker) Belt is stupid
The wrestler handshake.. is it still needed?
Will there be too much wrestling on Tv with addition of NXT & AEW?
Raven tells the tale of coming up with the name, Balls Mahoney
Raven Visits the Hood for a Taco Bell Smelling Lap Dance?
Failed piss test story
The lesson of challenging marks to hit the ring
R.I.P. Harley Race
Skate Fast, Eat Ass!
The Return of the Busby! (to be sung to the tune, Return of the Mack)
Special guest Billy Jack Haynes!
Everything from 3 named assassins to oral sex while getting a tattoo...
Difference between a gimmick and true wrestling craft
Less wrestling talk than last week... but we tried
John Cena's in ring boners, wrestler poops his trunks, and unnamed wrestler cums
Goldberg vs. Undertaker in Saudi Arabia
We discuss commentators & what makes one great...
WWE introduces 24/7 title
AEW signs a Tv deal!!!
Lars Sullivan under fire for anti-Semitic comments and tweets, how will that affect him and the locker room?
The Rating System for matches sux!
Raven talks about repeatedly breaking Dreamer's fingers and why:
New Cohost debuts, along w/more wrestling talk, much, much more...
Don't Feed the Busby ... Especially After Midnight
Most Disgusting Promotional Tactics...
Wrestlemania Predictions
A historical look at the Best Wrestling Move of the year... Pt 1;
Greatest Segment in the history of the show ... or the worst ... one of the two
The Wrong Kind of Heat ... w/ plenty of ridiculous examples
8 people history got totally wrong ... Like big time wrongo!
Bad conspiracy theories give good conspiracy theories a bad name!
Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo*
Episode 100 - Yay! w/Chris Jericho
Celebrity Sex Tapes Ranked ... Screech, you did not do so well
Donkey Shows in Tijuana & Quick Draw McGraw.... also BabaLooey
World's greatest joke told ... Well ... Not the greatest but damn annoying ...
The Disco Inferno, Tampons and Yakov Smirnoff ... The triumvirate of crap!
R.I.P Mean Gene, Super Dave and Captain and Tennile ... Well, just the Captain
Big New Years Episode ... Where we don't review the past year but just give you more
Big Christmas episode ... although not really a whole lot different from a regular episode
Don't blow each other up, just blow each other!
Selina's revised edition of the Wedding Story!
Epic payoff of Raven Wedding Story for 750 5-Star Reviews!
We've reached 750 5-star reviews! Yay!
Comics, Becky Lynch's broken jaw, and the evolution of the clown
Raven continues to heel on the Cheers and Jeers guy from TV Guide ... but real
Jericho Cruise detailed report ... Well, not really that detailed
A shining example of human beings blathering on relentlessly!
10 people who were completely right but ignored!
E.P. Gabriel Hates Last Minute Guest Cancellations
UFC 229 has a big pro wrestling style schmaz at the end!
Raven's new headphones have pointy ears like Ariana Grande and they light up!
R&B discuss the importance of adhering to wrestling stipulations and Shawn Michael's return
We are officially a Shitshow Trainwreck! And we couldn't be prouder!
Wrestling Psychology episode ... and Raven's birthday!
Live From Starrcast!!!
'G' rated Saturn Story
Lots of wrestling talk. Why? Why not? Speaking of knots ... Callback!!
Raven addresses Bischoff's comments on being miserable... (hint: I was)
R.I.P. Brian Christopher, Nickolai Volkoff and Brickhouse Brown
Jimmy Fallon steals Raven's Mad Lib bit ... And does it better
MMA Senior's League Bellator
Daniel Cormier becomes double champion by beating Michael Stipe Miocic
Slapdashery at its slapdashiest!
Ariana Grande and B.D.E (Big D&@k Energy)
The Return of Upset Vince Russo
7 star match ... WTF?
The redemption of the Busby
Raven talks about his stand-up tour last weekend
Roman Reigns' should become children's fashionwear-highly stylish!
Happy Birthday Busby!
Billy Corgan returns with a vengeance ... and reveals band's name origin
Billy Corgan to guest but Skype shuts him down
More slap-dashery than usual ... which is saying something!
Bruno Sadly Passed ...
How did R&B's Wrestle-A-Mania predictions hold up?
Raven & Busby (R&B) make their Wrestle-a-mania picks.. it is of course, highly ludicrous
Is there too much WWE in same arena W-Mania weekend?
Daniel Brian returns and we actually discuss it
The One Year Anniversary Show!
R&B (Raven & Busby) prove unequivocally that they are idiots
Horrible impressions galore!
The Night of Not Any Stars!
Raven so on fire, Busby’s dickishness can’t put it out
The most wrestling adjacent episode ever
R&B (Raven & Busby) discuss R&R (Royal Rumble) - well, parts of it
The return of Raven & Busby
Happy New Year episode with Not So Famous Dead People Memorial
Big Xmas episode... well, uh… not really, but Raven does sing the Heat Miser & Cold Miser song!
History's Greatest Perverts
Observer Hall of Fame Observed
Head Transplant a RESOUNDING Success!!
Perry Saturn Interview….a must listen!
Raven F&@k, Marry, Kills the Flock
Jericho Vs. Omega, AJ Wins Title and Raven Spirals
The Scalping of Raven by the Father Jim Mitchell
Observer Hall of Fame Discussed
Raven Unpacks The Shield Reunion & Jimmy Jacobs Firing
Raven Reveals Why He Quit WCW
LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!
Bobby Heenan Remembered
The McMahons Get Their S--t In
Chris Jericho FINALLY guests on The Raven Effect
Reigns / Cena discussed -- what, wait....really?
Raven chats up Wade Keller
How Raven Bladed Dreamer
Gong of Thrones with Rob Cesternino
How Raven Created The Dudleys
How Raven Created Raven
Head Transplant Update, Air Supply Vs Bread and Orphan Black
Old-School Wrestling Territory Tales with "The Grappler" Lynn Denton
Portland War Stories, Random Punchlines and Funny In-Ring Moments
Raven's Hottest Rap Fire and Portland Wrestling Cliffhangers
Raven Unpacks His Big Portland Wrestling Angle, Goat Yoga and Heel Psychology
Portland Wrestling Memories with Spring Raven, The Hamper and The Job Book
Its the Even MORE Wrestling Episode! Raven Looks Back at Vancouver, Portland and...Arachnaman?
More Wrestling Episode! Raven Discusses Florida, Booking Philosophies and Jobbing!
All Wrestling Episode! Raven Talks about Memphis, Florida and The Iggy!
Kid Millions, Billy Corgan and Prison Riot Murder Rugby
RIP Don Rickles, Gymkata and Dame Doody Flench
Don Callis, Head Transplants and Busby's Bounty
Billy Corgan, UFOs and RIP Chuck Barris