The Real 3 Idiots Podcast

The Idiots set up the ultimate battle Ted versus drunk AI.  Scott is totally against the killing of baby ducks, unless they deserve it.  The guys find out you can accidently stab yourself to death. 

The Idiots turn being an asswipe into somethinig negative.  Ted tips a listener to throw their cousin under the bus.  Scott shares that buying a car is harder than keeping your wife.  

The Idiots have a blast talking with movie critic Scott Phillips about the best summer movies.  Ted tips a college graduate to be as boring as possible.  Scott shares his fear of buying cars.    

The Idiots find red flags everywhere, but they look ok to them.  Ted decides that a lack of athletic prowess may lead to a bad night in the sack.  Matt's sister might be voting for the other guy. 

The Idiots recommend hanging out at public restrooms for a good time.  Ted tips a listener to be mildly incompetent and morally bankrupt. Scott shares a rough time in his life and follows it up with a happy ending.  

The Idiots talk with Scott Daigre from Tomatomania and they learn that some tomatoes are perfect for eating and chucking.  Ted finally stays on the path and costs a listener a hundred bucks.  Scott lets us know his family helps him forget about the stupid crap Ted says.  

The Idiots figure out the key to strip clubs, the women are totally into you so go with it.  Scott shares that he loves elevators but hates the people trying to get into them.  The guys realize that everything revolves around hyperactive dogs.

The Idiots talk shit and hope they don't get a beat down.  Ted uses his deduction skills to help a woman to dump her stalker boyfriend.  Scott says hard work is more rewarding than dumb luck.  

The Idiots realize Ted knows way more than they realize, except when he doesn't.  They guys role play and they end up with really big johnson's.  Ted tells a woman's friend to help her with her get over her boyfriend and Matt says just kill her cat. 

The Idiots talk with Hall of Fame Yo-Yo er Steve Brown.  The guys learn that food is a great motivator to learn how to yo-yo.  Ted takes the easy way out on his tip and and it turns into a BrokeBack Beach moment.  

The Idiots talk with Jock Helblade about how he helped turn a town into an interactive Monopoly game. Scott tells everyone that a hard life is way better than a silver spoon.  Ted tips another listener on the value of lying.  

The Idiots talk with Zul Arifin about everything Godzilla and realize we all want to destroy a city. Ted tells a talentless buffoon to accept his fate.  Scott helps people start small to win big. 

The Idiots talk with Isaac Eliason from Eliason Whip Company and realize Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull shouldn't inspire anyone. Ted once again gets the right answer by accident. The Scott Standard becomes the gold standard. 

The Idiots talk with Angel Tracy from Miss Laura's Brothel Museum and it's all about ladies.  Ted teams up with Jackie to save a woman from having to tell the truth.  Plus there's one universal truth, if you posion your partner, never write a book about.  It's a dead giveaway.

The Idiots talk chicken wings with Dave Bril and realize there's no bad idea for wings.  Ted covers his bases with his tip and still strikes out.  Scott gives us the key to happiness and it's not driving around with Ted.  

The Idiots make sure everyone knows that Shit Alley sounds like a fun place, but you never get out clean.  Ted tells a listener not commit blackmail, unless he does his due dilegence.  Never forget AI isn't your friend, more like a shitty neighbor. 

The Idiots talk with film critic Scott Phillips and learn that not all movies can win, but Marty Supreme is definitely going to lose.  Ted gives a listener a new catch phrase and it's pretty inexpensive.  Jackie sits in to give the show a little class.  

The Idiots help every remember basketball is now bad.  Matt has no idea how colors work and Scott can turn chaos into order.  Ted helps a listener be completely disingenuous. 

The Idiots try to be more productive and get wiped out.  Ted tips an English fella to be a better man, Matt and Scott try to get him to go to the dark side.  Lesson one don't shit where you eat, at least in the same microwave.

The Idiots bring on a new Idiot and Scott makes sure everyone knows he's against giving away babies.  Ted sees through an obvious flex and Matt finds the perfect wedding gift for an ex-boyfriend.

The Idiots offically bid Mark goodbye and wish him well with his new podcast.  The fellas have a great talk with Anne and Mike Howard about slow travel and the joys of meeting new people and trying new things.  Ted actually helps the tipper and teaches us to sleep through the storm.  

The Idiots talk with Chris Miller from Jerky Dynasty.  The guys learn that feeding alligators kangaroos and ostrich would make for the best jerky of all time. Ted tips a guy to suck it up and have a bad time.  Everyone knows that cats are the worst.  

The guys talk sports and politics and it goes exactly how you think it would.  Ted tips a woman and there's nothing but bad news.  Mark's movie mention sets Ted off, not in a good way.  

The Idiots talk tattoos and football and both are a bad idea.  Ted has trouble understanding English and his tip ends up costing a young boy his puppy.  Mark mentions the perfect movie for any senior citizen.  

The Idiots celebrate the end of the year with a slew of predictions that everyone hopes never come true, except the cat murder thing.  Ted's tip is so brutally bad that Matt and Mark have to step in and demand that Ted stop tipping.  

The Idiots talked with John Chew from the North American Scarbble Players Association and he spelled out the winning strategy.  Ted doesn't recognize when our tipper gets fired.  Ted shares that he's never gotten a Christmas present.  

The Idiots help all the drunks navigate their holiday parties.  Ted goes more scorched Earth than scorched Earth.  Mark mentions yet another Matthew McConaughey movie.  

The Idiots play mystery guest and Matt finally wins.  Ted decides not to tip the listerner and he gets called out.  Marks movie mention heads out on the road. 

The Idiots share the best vacation stop in the world to get laid.  The guys implore the world to forget all about green bean cassarole. Ted has another genius tip and it hurts to admit that.  Marks movie mention wins the gold medal.  

The Idiots learn more about broccoli than anyone else in the world, and it's a terrible knowledge.  The guys try to convince Timothee Chalamet not to reproduce with any Khardashian descendents.  Ted gives a great tip than ruins it by adding a safeword.  Mark mentions a two and half hor movie that definitely doesn't have Viggio Mortensen in it.   

Ted throws away a chance for the Idiots to play a private country club when he tells a listener to invite homeless to camp out in front of their home.  Mark mentions a great movie and Ted makes it bad by sharing his terrible movie idea.  The guys relive Jenna Jameson's life and there's a lot of lube.

The Idiots try not to judge Charlie Sheen because he won't do butt stuff. Ted makes sure everyone knows that bribery is better than blackmail.  Mark goes in the way back machine to mention a classic movie.  

The Idiots strip down to the bare essentials and talk nudism with Matt Dell.  Ted can't follow even the simplest directions when tipping the listener.  The guys have another champion on the show, it's totally chill-ee

The Real 3 Idiots talk with 3 chili champions and they didn't even know it.  The guys realize that making championship chili is a lot harder than you think, especially when family's involved.  

The short version has the Idiots talking to a father and son team trying to find the right combination to bring home a championship. 

The Idiots talk with a husband and wife that not only love chili, but they love each other enough to compete against each other and live to talk about it.  Steve and Jackie sit in again and are blown away by the food ad the spectacle.  The guys also talk with a first time particpant with a lot of pressure on him.  

The Idiots head to Indianapolis for the World Food Championships Chili Cook-off.  Part 1 of 4.  The beginning of the middle.  

The Idiots have a terrifying talk with special make-up effect artist Tom Devlin.  Ted helps a kid pick which branch of the military he should join and it's not the Salvation Army.  Matt proves he's a scardy cat at heart.  

The Idiots go over the entire pee spectrum and Ted realizes he's not on it.  Ted uses the emergency room as an emergency plan to escape doggie fashion shows.  Mark's movie mention puts the fear of DeNiro in everyone.

The Idiots talked with Mike Lang to set up the perfect tailgate.  Ted helps a mom and dad keep a predator out of the house.  The guys try to help the fans in Japan through their beer crisis. 

The Idiots spend the show helping listeners get healthy and fly straight.  Ted's tip is literally a tip.  He suggests dick milk is the best way to have cereal.  Mark's tip is SUPER!

The Idiots talk with Tianyi Zhang about senses and how they get us to buy McDonalds fries and start going to Starbucks again.  Mark tells everyone that all you need is flashing lights and a cherry pie to make him happy.  Ted tips a listener to not have sex and Matt ad Mark call bullshit.

The guys decide going to a baseball game will ruin your life.  The guys open up a cold case and find out out the Crackers Barrell did it.  Ted decides the last resort to help a listener is to posion a lake full of fish.   

The Idiots decide that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce can't do anything new and really should think about moving to the moon.  Ted helps a listener realize that cats are the worst pets ever.  Mark makes an offer we can't refuse.  The guys realize Warren Buffet is not a role model.  

The Idiots argue baldness and realize there are no winners, only losers.  If you go to a WNBA game make sure you can throw.  Ted tries to covince a woman to be a better person and Mark and Matt take the low road.   

The Idiots talk with Gary Wasdin from the Leather Archives and Museum.  The fellas learn that sometimes bad is good.  Ted talks a woman into wearing a meat dress to teach her boyfriend a lesson.  

The Idiots talk with Jon Porter from Chicago Pizza Tours and learn that Ted has a Dominos Pizza obsession.  The guys come up with a great money making idea.  All you need is diabetes and a doctor's note.  Sister Jackie sits in and aces the pizza quiz.   

The Idiots talk with Dr. Lisa Cromer about nightmares.  Matt's nightmare happens every week when Ted shows up for the show.  Ted helps the tipper by helping her boyfriend realize he isn't special or unique.  

The Idiots talk to Mike McCloud from the International Chili Society and Mark gets invited to join the cook-off.  Ted helps a woman decide whether to figure out if her boyfriend sucks or check the web to know it.  The guys help everyone avoid the pitfalls of trying to expense their trip to the strip club.  

The Idiots decide to run a home hot dog eating contest.  The only rule was the hot dogs had to have everything on them.  Ted explains how everything works and Matt loses his ability to speak.  Mark mentions a great unwatchable movie.